Chapter 142 Your Family Opens the Grand View Garden

Basically, the BBS of Zhongda University is the same as all universities, with a variety of content. Because there are more than N boring men, obscene men, and men with endocrine disorders every year. In the long-term lack of MM caresses, the psychology has been seriously distorted to the point of heinousness. In addition to jerking off, the rest is to pour water desperately on the forum and post all kinds of gossip news and boring perverted posts, which is not illegal. The method can also effectively vent the restlessness of puberty.

A guy with an ID called Lonely Nipple posted on the forum: I heard the news that a man was swallowed by a python in the wild. What should he do if he meets a python in the wild?

Someone will reply immediately below: pinch seven inches and poke the anus. This method is very effective. I hope everyone can spread it widely.

Then someone replied: Is that stabing the snake's anus or your own anus?

Reply from downstairs: I've tried. It's very painful and uncomfortable to poke myself, so it should be the anus of a snake. The question is what to poke in the wilderness?

downstairs: Ask Xu Xian.

A poster with an ID called heroic poster posted: According to the report of Hong Kong Jade TV, Ajiao went to St. John's Women's Hospital for examination accompanied by her mother. The hospital's diagnosis report proves that there is no organic damage to her hymen. If you don't believe it, you can browse the website of Jadeite TV (the person with PS nude photos is shameful!) - I will always Jiao.

downstairs: Shit, are you laughing at Guan Xige's JJ?

A thread starter posted: Write down the words of the person you love the most that hurt you the most...

ID donkey back reply: Are you in?

The poster posted happily at 1 o'clock: Don't you girls feel hot when wearing a small mask in the summer?

A MM replied with great contempt: It will be hot without you.

There are many MM vests in the forum, but most of them are pretending to be shemales to earn points, and there are also a few real MMs who can still stand in the surrounding of a pile of abnormal and boring animals. They are also the best products left by the big waves, absolutely plagiarism. Among them, there was a scolding post. The thread starter MM claimed that he was touched by a perverted animal when there was a power outage in the library one night, and angrily posted: Dead pervert, I'm going to your mother. As a result, a library pervert's waistcoat immediately replied: What are you doing? The original poster replied: I'll take yours. The strength of the spirit made Brother Li Weidong sweat for a while and speechless.

A MM post: A Taobao store is a big liar. I bought a bag of beef jerky at the beginning of the semester, which has not been chewed yet. TMD chews like a cow whip. Everyone continued to be speechless.

Two MMs quarreled over trivial matters, and the situation seriously escalated. One MM said angrily: If you are more arrogant, I will kill you. The other MM was unwilling to show weakness and replied: Shit, if you don't accept it, come to someone's house to find me. I filled the hole under you! Everyone was speechless again.

I happened to see a post just posted by an ID called MM who likes to float: I need to shave my armpits in summer, otherwise it will affect my image as a lady when I wear short sleeves. Then ask a weak question, do you want to scrape?

Li Weidong couldn't help replying: Don't scratch your mouth!

In less than a minute, there is a worship downstairs. Boss Bian Hao couldn't help saying, "Damn, buddy, I'm also a BBS veteran. I didn't expect you to be more obscene and talented than me!"

When Li Weidong and the eldest brother's second brother were busy soaking in the forum, the third brother Wang Lei nestled in his upper bunk, holding the notebook with his eyes shining, and blocked the display screen tightly so that everyone could not see it. The second brother didn't say anything when he saw him for a long time. He said strangely, "What about the third brother? It's still a little early in the daytime. Why don't you wait until the lights are turned off?

Lao San patted his thigh, looked up to the sky and said with a long smile, "It's done, it's done!" Grandma has been busy since morning, and finally it's done! Wow, ha ha, you three, buy me a drink!"

"Damn it, please. Do you know that you will be caught by the police uncle even if you make porn now?" The boss couldn't help grabbing his notebook and said, "Check us whether it's a cavalry or an infantry. If you have a code, I will despise you."

As a result, when I opened the notebook, the three of them were stunned for a moment and saw that the files of freshmen of various departments at a certain level were written on it. It was Li Weidong's class, and there were detailed information. Li Weidong felt faint and said, "What are you going to do with my third brother? You are not going to forge the admission notice at the place where you are applying for the certificate. Are you busy changing the information?"

"Cut, it took me a whole morning to hack into the school's archives. A hacker and talented child like me, do I have to forge a notice to take the college entrance examination?" The third brother jumped out of bed proudly, patted the computer and said, "Brother, I have been playing 286 since I was three years old, and the Henan Hacker Alliance has my name. If my parents hadn't refused to let me be a hacker, I would have reported the computer in the morning. This is the file of the freshmen admitted this year. The MM information of each department is in it. The key is that there are photos. Just do it. How about Niu Niu? Is it worth buying me a drink?"

"Damn it, it's worth it, it's worth it! Third, you are the possession of Brother Chun. I will never trust Brother Zeng anymore, and I will believe that you are good!" The second brother, Luo Xiang, was about to flow out and quickly opened the file.

In schools like the University of China, the proportion of male and female students is generally relatively balanced, but it is very tragic for the mechanical college. MMs who learn automation have always been rare animals. It is easy to find a few animals. The length is basically miserable. After only half of them, they are not confident to read it again.

The departments that produce the most beautiful women, of course, are English, industry and commerce, and economic management. As soon as they opened the page, the second brother couldn't help saying, "MLGB, it's also Zhonghai University, and the quality gap between girls is fucking big!" Look at this face, this nose, this little mouth..."

Bian Hao also said depressedly, "NND is really. If it weren't for my poor English, I wouldn't report machinery even if I was beaten to death. I would report English and industry and commerce. MM is many and beautiful, and it looks eye-catching!" ...TMD, you drool on my hand again, and I'll be with you!"

Lao San turned out a photo and immediately let out an earth-shaking strange cry: "Wow, the school beauty level, it's developed! This MM is so beautiful, Yao Wei, Ba She 402..."

"Damn it!" Li Weidong jumped up, quickly turned over the page and said, "Don't worry about this MM. This is my girlfriend."

"Ah?"

"Oh..."

"Cut~~!"

The three brothers despised him for a while, and Luo Xiang couldn't help saying, "TMD, you are cruel enough! When I saw a beautiful MM again, I also said it was my girlfriend. Third brother, keep looking!"

Li Weidong sweated for a moment, saying that he had strictly abided by Yao Wei's regulations, dressed in street stalls, and kept a low profile. Such a handsome boy who doesn't look good and doesn't look much money, no wonder others can't connect him with the school beauty. Saying that Yao Wei is his girlfriend, these three obscene guys will definitely not believe it.

All three brothers thought that Li Weidong was too shameless, so on the pretext that he had a girlfriend and didn't need to see a beautiful MM anymore, they pushed him aside. In fact, there are really a lot of eye-catching MMs in the Chamber of Commerce this year, but compared with Yao Wei, it is a little gloomy. Bian Hao turned over for a long time. He either thought that his nose was too big and his lips were too thick, or that his cheekbones were too high and there were too many freckles. It was easy to get to the English Academy. This time, the second brother screamed: "Look at this. This is good. It's not worse than the MM just now!" This name also sounds good, Xia Ruobing..."

"Damn it!" Li Weidong was watching BBS depressedly on the opposite side, replying to a post or something from time to time. As soon as he heard the name, he jumped up again in shock and said nervously, "This doesn't work. You can't soak up this MM."

"Damn!!!" Luo Xiang jumped up angrily and said unbearably, "Lao Si, you are too obscene. You are a good-looking MM. You don't allow us to soak in. You can eat by yourself? NND, if you dare to say that this MM is also your son, believe it or not, the three of us draw villains together to curse your JJ, the longer and smaller it is?

I'm down! Li Weidong rolled his eyes. Is this curse too vicious? Just as I wanted to fight back, when I saw that the eldest brother and the third brother also stood on the side of the second brother with the same hatred, I had to explain: "Xia Ruobing, you really can't get in, she... she is my sister. If you don't believe it, check it. Her family is from Zhonghai. Come with me, and I even have the phone number here.

"Damn it, so you really know her?" The three people were very surprised. Lao San Wang Lei immediately changed his face with a cheap expression, offered a bottle of green tea in both hands, and said flatteringly, "Lao Si, she has a different surname from you. Is it a cousin? It would be better if it was! You see, you have such a beautiful girlfriend. Who are we, a sleeping brother, fat water does not flow out of the field. Why don't you just be my uncle?

Bian Hao pulled Wang Lei and said extremely deeply, "Don't panic. The young should be in order. As the boss, I should set an example. I'll do it."

Luo Xiang shouted depressedly, "Damn it, you are really animals! Let me be the second one, and I don't have a share in picking up girls?"

"Well, she is not my cousin, but her family asked me to supervise her temporarily and didn't allow her to fall in love in college." Li Weidong said in his heart that there may be many pairs of eyes staring at the little girl. Her identity is so **. Wouldn't you try to kill her? It's just that I can't explain these words to them.

The three brothers were depressed all of a sudden. The eldest Bian Hao said, "Damn, my brother and sister have come out. You are shameless enough! Let's talk about it first. In addition to your sister, do you still have a sister? Don't let us see a beautiful MM again later, and you say it's your sister, so we won't be finished with you!"

Li Weidong sweated for a moment and said, "No, really no. You can just pick up other girls..."

"Yes, NND, the two most beautiful are for you to row away, day!"

While the three people strongly despised Li Weidong, they continued to turn down angrily. Who knows that as soon as he turned over two pages, he heard someone knocking on the door, and a clear and pleasant voice said, "Does Li Weidong live in this dormitory?"

"Ah, Sister Linlin!" Li Weidong quickly opened the door and saw a beautiful beautiful MM with a T-shirt and short skirt coming in. It was Shen Lin. The three brothers suddenly looked straight. After a while, Bian Hao couldn't bear to point to Li Weidong and said, "You just said that you don't have a sister. Shit!"

"..." Li Weidong himself felt a little ridiculous and said awkwardly, "Well, this, in fact, she is my apprentice..."

"Damn it!" The three brothers fell to the ground.

Seeing the strange behavior of these three animals, Shen Lin said puzzledly, "What's wrong with you? Dongzi is indeed my master.

"It's okay. We just want to know how much social relationship this girl has." Bian Hao rubbed his head depressedly and said, "Which hospital are you from? It's not our senior sister, is it?"

Shen Lin smiled and said, "I'm not a student anymore. I've been working for almost a year. By the way, Dongzi, I just bought some daily necessities, which are for daily use. I have sent them to Weiwei and Bingbing. These are yours. He gave a large plastic bag to Li Weidong and said that he had to go back to the unit to report, so he left first.

Li Weidong sent Shen Lin downstairs. Because the school hasn't officially started yet, the animals who have been at home for a holiday have just met and are talking happily together. Compared with the freshman's dormitory, it is always closed 24 hours a day. I'm afraid that it will be broken in by MM. There are many old birds' dormitories that are open. Therefore, Shen Lin has already been surrounded by the green eyes of countless animals.

The mechanical institute is originally the most scarce department of MM, and even dinosaurs are very rare, not to mention the best beauty like Shen Lin. When dinosaurs occasionally come to inspect, everyone is unscrupulous. What's this Mimi is not big enough, that fart is not enough, and then it's a whistle, uh-huh, ah, ah, and so on. But this time it was an extremely exception. Wherever he went, it was quiet. Only countless eyes were crisscrossed. Li Weidong seemed to be able to hear the sound of his eyes colliding with his eyes.

Although Shen Lin is a policeman, she is a young girl. She is surrounded by so many eyes at once. If she is a hooligan or something, she may have rushed to PK, but in the face of these students, she is in the same hospital as Li Weidong, and she doesn't want to make trouble for him. When he walked out of the dormitory building, he was already blushing with shame and said depressedly, "Dongzi, this is your mechanical yard. Why did you follow up like a wolf's nest!"

Li Weidongxin said that you are not too beautiful and dressed so sexy. Wei Wei also said that I must keep a low profile and follow you upstairs and downstairs. I dare not say anything else. At least in this dormitory building, it is difficult not to get the wind.

Shen Lin was sent away. When he walked to the dormitory, he heard whistles and whistles in many dormitories. Li Weidong knows how much envy and jealousy it contains, but this feeling is really interesting.

Back to the dormitory, Bian Hao and others have discussed and decided to ignore him together. But no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't swallow it. Bian Hao couldn't help saying, "Dayi, Lao Si's family is a big view garden, right? It specializes in producing beautiful women. Why does a beautiful MM have an affair with you? You only have three, so are our brothers still alive?

Li Weidong sweated heavily and said, "Don't talk nonsense. Our relationship is very pure, okay?" Sister Linlin is really my apprentice. She just sent me something. As for you!"

Luo Xiang said depressedly, "Is it pure? It's a lie. It's called sister and apprentice. Who will believe it!"

Before he finished speaking, he heard a strange tone in the corridor, and then shouted delicately, "Damn, that pervert is so tired that he wants to be beaten and stand up for me!"

As soon as Li Weidong heard this, he opened the door and went out. A beautiful woman in the corridor is carrying a plastic bag. It's Xia Ruobing. This little girl is not a vegetarian. She gave her this voice, and the animals who were ready to move sweated together.

Li Weidong quickly pulled Xia Ruobing into the dormitory and said, "Damn, why don't you stay in the dormitory? Why are you coming here?"

"What's the matter, I can't?" Xia Ruobing turned on her desperate little waist and said, "Let me take a look at what's going on. I've lived with you for so long before. Don't pretend to be innocent, okay?" I didn't force you to rent a house and live together. It's cheap for you.

With a bang, Lao San was moving a chair to show hospitality to the beautiful woman or something. Hearing Xia Ruobing's words, he bumped his head on the leg of the bed. Bian Hao and Luo Xiang also sweated a lot. They couldn't help gritting their teeth and said, "Scum, scum! It's really a beast to do this kind of thing!"

Li Weidong couldn't help shouting and quickly distinguished: "Don't listen to her nonsense, not as you think. We live in the same room, but it's two rooms..."

"Cut!" Xia Ruobing curled her lips and said contemptuously, "What's the explanation? I'm not in a hurry. Why are you in a hurry, as if you have suffered a great loss.

"..." Li Weidong was speechless again.

Xia Ruobing grabbed half of the green tea in Li Weidong's hand and drank it to the bottom. Then he fanned the wind with that white and tender hand like mutton fat jade and said, "It's so hot! I said that your brothers have just been divided into a dormitory today. What a fate. It's almost noon. Why don't we have a drink or something together? Can you take me with you?"

"Well, okay, it's too late to welcome!" As soon as Bian Hao and Luo Xiang heard this, they were immediately excited. Isn't it more convenient to have this MM working as an undercover agent in the English Academy? Although she is not as beautiful as her, after all, the quality is much better than the MM in the mechanical yard, so she nod like a chicken pecking rice.

Only Lao San Wang Lei's heart is not dead. He said that this MM Xia Ruobing has already lived with Lao Si. There is no need to talk about the relationship. In this way, Lao Si said that his girlfriend before was probably fake, but he deliberately occupied it by himself and did not bubble us. Shameless, shameless, it's simply a scum among men!

This guy is also treacherous. Seeing that Xia Ruobing can't speak directly to his face, he coughed twice and said, "Well, Lao Si, it's okay to drink, but I don't know if you have time."

Xia Ruobing is originally a ghostly clever person. How could she not hear the meaning of this sentence? She looked at Wang Lei with contemptuously and said, "Are you talking about his girlfriend? We came together this morning, and of course we had dinner together. What's the matter? Are you still afraid that we will be jealous?

"..."

Brother Bian Hao and the three of them were speechless, and their eyes became pitiful when they looked at Li Weidong. I never thought that this animal would be such a beast. If I stepped on two boats, I would put up with it. How could I let the two MM get along with each other? It's not that one, three or five belongs to you and two or four or six to her. It depends on drawing lots on Sunday, right? By the way, in such a tragic era, in such a tragic major, it's already very good to have a MM who is willing to like it. This guy actually has two at once, and they are all so beautiful... Ah, if you count that "apprentice" sister, damn it! If it hadn't been for the fact that it was really difficult to do it in front of Xia Ruobing, the three brothers would have immediately pressed Li Weidong down.

Li Weidong was also very ashamed at this time. Xia Ruobing, the little girl, has always had this temper, like a little sister, and she didn't want to hear any good words from her mouth. He scratched his head awkwardly and said, "What the hell are you doing here? There is still a while left for lunch. It's not convenient for you to run a girl in a boy's dormitory.

Xia Ruobing gave him a white look and said, "Who do you think would like to see your little goods? I didn't send you this. You think I'm willing to come!" He shook the plastic bag in his hand and said, "Sister Linlin was probably in a hurry to take the wrong one just now. There is also a Philips razor here, which should be bought for you."

Li Weidong quickly turned over the plastic bag that Shen Lin had just sent. Sure enough, he made a mistake and returned Xia Ruobing's things to her. At this moment, the bedroom door rang three times, which was very gentle. Bian Hao and others looked at each other and had mixed feelings: Needless to say, this is the third wife.

It's really Yao Wei. The animals in the mechanical yard have been in a state of depression for a long time. At most, they can only be regarded as obscene, which are the kind of full of lust and limited lust and courage. Just now, he shouted at Xia Ruobing, and the animals all over the building didn't dare to whistle. And when they saw another stunning MM appear, their mood was a little close to that in the movie Journey to the West. Wu Mengda was surprised and numb when he said "My wife came out to see God" after seeing Zhou Xingxing traveled through the moonlight treasure box N times. So I was very depressed and thought, did you travel collectively today? This is not the mechanical institute, but the dormitory building of the English and the Industrial and Commercial Institute?

Yao Wei has always been a quiet girl. As soon as she entered the door, she politely greeted Bian Hao and others, and then pulled Xia Ruobing with a little surprise and said, "Bingbing, you are also here. It happens that I just went to your dormitory and didn't find you. I was about to call you. It's about time for lunch. Let's go together. Just in time to get a meal card or something.

After getting along with each other during this holiday, Xia Ruobing was not as jealous of Yao Wei as before. Probably this is also the subtle influence of Shen Lin, and Yao Wei has always been very kind to Xia Ruobing because Xia Ruobing helped her a lot last time in the Royal Avenue West Restaurant. Therefore, even if Xia Ruobing thinks that Yao Wei is Li Weidong's girlfriend, she is still a little depressed, but she still gets along well with Yao Wei.

Li Weidong said, "Weiwei, our sleeping buddies are going out to eat at noon. It's a celebration to get together. You can go with Bingbing. Well, boss, what's your opinion? Don't stop talking, okay? At worst, I'll treat you."

And Bian Hao, the three brothers, have been staring at each other since Yao Wei entered the dormitory. It's really unbelievable that this real girlfriend was so calm when she saw her boyfriend with Xiao San, and the two MMs were very close! Luo Xiang couldn't help saying, "Who the hell are you two... who is Lao Si's girlfriend?"

For Xia Ruobing, this problem is like touching the reverse scale. Immediately, the voice increased by octave and said, "It's all, how about it? A bunch of old men, how come they are all like eight women! What's so strange about marrying two wives? I haven't seen it before!"

"I'm down!" Plop...

PS: Be optimistic, 6400 words. Today's two chapters have been updated together. Yesterday, there was a difference of 3,000 words. I will try to send more code tonight and tomorrow ^_^