Chapter 67

For Buddhism, Wu Shanyun has always held such a mentality: you can try to practice, but you can't really be a monk. Buddhism is exquisite, among which the section on the emptiness is particularly thorough. It is immersed in the emptiness, without ears, nose, eyes, tongue, silent fragrance and color trigger, and even no self, no one, no sentient beings, unconscious world, impossible world, everything returns to the beginning of the road, infinite chaos, is a great enjoyment for lazy people.

However, in order to achieve the joy of silence and nirvana, shave and practice, climb the ladder, practice and practice Anren essence, hold the six methods of the precepts, and hold three thousand majesty and two thousand fine lines. It is not only tedious, but also has a murderous temperament, and the suspicion of distorting the heart. So, is this Zen? It's also good to participate in everything, but if you participate in empty meditation, stubborn meditation, bare big head, idle small head, it's a big deal. Because it is empty and useless, Wu Shanyun is better to participate in the double practice of joy and meditation. After all, in the real world, if there is something, it is true.

Just like now, there are beauties on the side, beautiful colors in the eyes, fragrance into the nose, saliva like honey, heavenly sounds in the ears, soft jade in the arms, love in the heart, ears, nose, eyes, tongue, body and body are all enjoyed. The color, sound and fragrance touch are all wonderful. Under the watering of love, the withered spring heart of Wushan clouds ripples again. This taste is really difficult. It is true in words.

Therefore, this monk is not what Wu Shanyun and others can do. Even if he does it, he is still a restless flower monk. Because Wushan Cloud is like a rushing river, it doesn't want to build an embankment to stop the water and finally become a pool of stagnant water.

However, what makes Wu Shanyun quite unhappy is that Li Jiaren, the mother-in-law, recognizes her husband, but does not allow her husband to make out. That's all. Although everyone is better than a new marriage, they are all virgins. There is nothing wrong with brewing feelings for a few days. But this mother-in-law likes to tease Wu Shanyun when she has nothing to do. She dresses like a flower and sway in front of Wu Shanyun. It's really unbearable for my uncle, and my aunt can't stand it. However, Wu Shanyun really doesn't have the confidence to be a man. If he is angry and wants her to taste the punishment of **, but if he violates the queen's majesty, it is inevitable that ** will be humiliated instead.

On the balcony, with the wind blowing, Zou Ying sat on Wu Shanyun's lap and fed a delicate strawberry to Wu Shanyun. Her words were full of abuse: "I just like to see your aggrieved little appearance."

Wu Shanyun thought that maybe because this is a "unparaly beautiful woman" who likes to see himself wronged, he deliberately got a pig's head for himself. It can be imagined that he fell into the hands of the sadistic queen and had a tragic fate.

"Is it against you? How dare you flirt with your husband and me? You know, you have to pay it back when you come out. How many days do you think your little tail can be upturned? Wu Shanyun swallowed the strawberries, and Lushan's quick sneak attack was successful.

Zou Yingjiao exclaimed and said, "I really don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish jade. She is still a yellow flower daughter. Be honest with me."

"You still know that you are Huanghua's daughter. You were so domineering just now that you flirted with me?"

Zou Ying smiled heartlessly. Like Li Jiaren in the past, she said, "Isn't this good? ** A cute little man like you has a great sense of accomplishment.

"Cute? This word is an insult to a man like me!" Wu Shanyun habitually touched his nose and counterattacked, "If I become a cute little man, won't you become a rude woman? No one dares to take this."

"Don't mention the tough girl, even the real man, I've tried it, so what?"

Thinking of Li Jiaren, who could change from a real man and a woman at will in the game world in the past, Wu Shanyun deeply remembers that she always turned herself into a man at a critical time before turning her into her own woman, which made Wu Shanyun want to get into it, which was really hateful. Perhaps, she just likes to tempt men's appetite and look at men's impatient and humiliating appearance. This kind of temperament has been left to this day.

Therefore, Zou Ying is not a queen who really has a desire, but a woman's habit, which makes her like to be appetizing.

The ancients said that if they don't die, there will be a blessing. This is true. Look at this time, Wushanyun is also a beautiful blessing.

Just when Wu Shanyun wanted to examine a woman's body more deeply, an uninvited guest came. Wu Shanyun didn't understand whether Xuan's little turtle had eaten too much these days and was full of fat intestines. It was too blind to disturb himself at this time.

"Little guy, you have to choose a good time to pee, right?" Zou Ying giggled.

Wu Shanyun can only reluctantly take back his Lushan's grasp and said unhungrately, "Xuan, what's the matter?"

Xuanshan smiled and said, "You think I'm willing to come to see you and get tired of being together. I just want to inform you that Li Tingting is coming to see you."

Some of this was said too late. Li Tingting was already familiar with the second floor, saw Wu Shanyun, and also saw a woman sitting on Wu Shanyun's lap.

She grew her mouth and made a round "o" shape. Then she smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you."

Wu Shanyun feels that the most important thing to avoid in life is to let a girl close to see the intimate scene of herself and another girl. This is really embarrassing.

Wu Shanyun patted a woman's buttocks and motioned her to get up. As a result, someone deliberately looked slow to react and didn't get up late.

"Well, Tingting, what's the matter with me?" Wu Shanyun said and quietly pointed at someone's waist.

Aunt Zou Ying seemed to make up her mind to tear down Wu Shanyun. She looked surprised and turned around and said, "Honey, why did you order me?"

Although it was a little natural, Li Tingting also felt that it was really not suitable for light bulbs now. She waved her hand and said, "Actually, it's okay. I just heard that you came back and came to see you... Well, I have something else to do, so I'll go first."

After saying that, Li Tingting took a small step and was ready to slip away like the wind.

Wu Shanyun quickly said, "Did your cousin ask you to come? Wait a minute, and I'll introduce it to you.

Fortunately, Wu Shanyun has the experience of rolling among many women, and only then can he calm the scene. Think about it, if Li Tingting leaves like this, she will definitely feel embarrassed next time she sees her again. How bad is this?

Li Tingting really stopped, turned around and said to Zou Ying, "Have you asked for advice yet?"

Zou Ying's aunt must have been intentional at this time. She hooked Wu Shanyun's neck very openly and said, "I'm his girlfriend. My name is Zou Ying. You can call me Yingying, Miss Tingting. I have known you for a long time. Thank you for helping our pig's head in the underground Colosseum."

What is our pig's head? Wu Shanyun didn't know that this aunt was going to swear the ownership of the territory to Li Tingting.

The interesting thing is that Li Tingting looked like she couldn't hear it at all and said naturally, "Nothing. It's just because of coincidence, I didn't deliberately help much. It's just predestined."

Li Tingting's words sounded very plain to Wu Shanyun, but it was another matter in Zou Ying's aunt's ears. She felt that the girl was blowing the horn of battle.

"Oh, Miss Tingting, what's the matter with you coming here?" Zou Ying's little face was rigid, she turned her head, and wanted to send someone away in a few words.

Wu Shanyun can't sit and ignore it. He secretly picked up someone's buttocks, stood up, and said to someone, "Go and pour some tea. How can you neglect the guests?"

Zou Ying looked at Wu Shanyun helplessly, got up and went to pour tea.

The naughty girl left, and the conversation was much smoother. Li Tingting quickly explained her intention.

It turns out that beautiful girls have similar troubles, that is, the peach blossoms are too lucky, and they are always stuck by rotten peach blossoms. Like Wang Mengmeng, this time it is also a college senior chasing her, which has been chasing her for more than half a month. If Li Tingting is a girl like Wang Mengmeng, she must have solved this problem in a direct way. However, Li Tingting is gentle and wants her to tear her face with others and go away. She can't do it. But the senior is really difficult to deal with. He has been upset for half a month, and even his life has lost its rules.

So as soon as Wang Mengmeng came back, she told her about this trouble and asked her a trick. Wang Mengmeng really thought about this and thought of a lot of violent and discordant methods, but it was rejected by Li Tingting... Yesterday, the two sisters watched a soap opera when they were bored. There was a scene of pretending to be their boyfriend. Wang Mengmeng, who had a simple and direct idea, learned to sell it now. She thought it was a unique trick.

The so-called pretending to be a boyfriend. Generally speaking, the poor children who pretend to be a boyfriend are all female dolls to make a shield. This arrow may be from home or from the outside world. Now the two sisters are planning to give Wu Shanyun the sacred mission of shielding the arrow.

These things are the most troublesome, but all those who block arrows are either powerful or intelligent. Lazy people like Wu Shanyun are determined not to do it. What if they are really beaten into a pig's head and shot in the face?

Wu Shanyun pointed to his face with his finger and said, "Can you tell me why you chose me? You know, I'm neither tall nor powerful, and I'm pathetic.

Li Tingting touched the back of her head and said, "This? My cousin strongly recommends you, and she said that you would agree. I don't know why she was so sure, so I gave it a try.

Thinking of Wang Mengmeng's appearance of her teeth and claws, Wu Shanyun naturally understood the reason for her self-confidence. Her tragic baby was reduced to her summoner, and she would naturally enjoy herself as a hard-working animal.

No matter how wise a lazy man is, he can't fight against fate. Wu Shanyun can only nod and say, "Well, since you trust me so much, I will try it reluctantly."

Li Tingting hesitated and said, "At first, I thought you could really pretend to be my boyfriend, because you don't seem to have a girlfriend, but now, it doesn't seem to be convenient?"

Wu Shanyun could only smile bitterly and said, "There is nothing inconvenient. Your cousin asked me to do it, so I naturally have to do it... Well, let's talk about it first. Which guy is pestering you?

"Well, in fact, that senior is not bad, but his reputation is not good. In the college, they all called him headless flies!" Li Tingting said distressedly.

"Headless fly?"

"The fly means that as long as he smells the fishy smell, he will rush up."

"Does this mean that this guy is lustful?"

"In fact, it's not lustful, and I haven't heard of any girl who has been abandoned by him all the time. He is very strange. He likes to pursue girls. When he is about to pursue it, he immediately doesn't chase her, but chases another one instead. In this way, the people he has pursued hate him, so his reputation is not very good. Li Tingting explained.

Zou Ying brought a ceramic tea set at this time, served tea for the guests, and said with a smile, "In fact, such a person is like a bear who likes to break sticks. He always thinks that the next one is the best, so he throws away the corn when he arrives."

Obviously, she has been listening to Li Tingting just now.

"Headless flies? What's the word for headless?" I asked.

"It's just very brainless. This man is very strange. He pursues a girl without looking at her appearance or whether he likes it or not. Take a top to turn around in the crowd. If the top stops and points to whoever he points, he will pursue it!" Li Tingting's face was full of helplessness: "I shouldn't have gone to the Elemental Square to fly a kite with Gu Gu that day. Seeing a group of people surrounded me, I went up and looked curiously, but I was selected by the unfortunate top."