Chapter 68
Wu Shanyun really wanted to laugh when he heard it, but he was embarrassed to laugh. He could only sigh in his heart that such a boring guy is really the best among people and can make such a boring thing.
Zou Ying didn't care. She giggled and bent down, with no lady image at all. She smiled and said, "This man is really bored. Isn't he going to have nothing to do after eating?"
A boring person does something boring, but a lazy person like Wu Shanyun is really too lazy to care about such a thing. He said, "Actually, there is a straightforward idea. As long as you promise him to be his girlfriend, won't he give up immediately? Isn't that good?"
Li Tingting shook her head and said, "I won't agree to such a thing. If you really like a person, you can't make a joke... Anyway, I just can't say it. Well, since I was entangled in this matter, I have become the focus of the college. It's so annoying. I have no choice but to find you..."
In love, girls are sacred. Seeing that they can't be excused, Wu Shanyun can only nod and agree.
"Well, I think I can promise to be your fake boyfriend, but I have to ask my girlfriend first." Wu Shanyun said so.
Zou Ying stared at Wu Shanyun, as if she was talking about Wu Shanyun's acquaintance and didn't forget her.
Zou Ying is not willing to do such a loss-making business. You should know that the third-rate love soap opera script has also gone through factual tests. Let her man be someone else's fake boyfriend. Nine times out of ten, she pushes the man into someone else's arms. Who can guarantee that the two will become true in the end?
Therefore, she shirked the s and said, "You know, my Shanyun actually doesn't have much strength. It's completely the kung fu of a three-legged cat. If he meets a difficult master, he can't stand it... Well, tell me who that boring child is, and I'll help you find a way to get rid of it.
"Sister, you?" Li Tingting's big eyes were full of suspicion.
Wu Shanyun was overjoyed. Seeing that the Queen came forward to solve it, it must have been a certainty. She immediately smiled and said, "Don't worry, you, Yingying, are not an ordinary person. Tell her who that guy is!"
Li Tingting was skeptical and said, "Well, that senior is called Wang Ziyun..."
Prince Cloud!!!
Wu Shanyun and Zou Ying repeated these three words loudly at the same time. They stared at each other with big eyes. This time, it was Wu Shanyun's turn to smile presumptuously.
Gaga, Wu Shanyun really didn't expect that the person the Queen had been protecting from Wu Shanyun was such a great child... That is to say, only such a great queen can raise such a great prince... There was a slander in Wu Shanyun's heart.
But Wu Shanyun hadn't laughed for a long time and almost flashed his tongue, because Wu Shanyun heard Zou Ying's firm promise, "Okay, I promise you on behalf of Shanyun and let him be your fake boyfriend."
"Why? It's none of my business?" Ten thousand people in Wu Shanyun's heart didn't want to go through this muddy water.
Zou Ying's face was not very good-looking. She just looked at Wu Shanyun with strange eyes, and then said something that Wu Shanyun didn't understand: "This is your business!"
Under the cover of female power, Wushanyun is indefensible.
So, Wu Shanyun was innocently arrested.
Seeing that Wu Shanyun agreed to this, Li Tingting was obviously happy and drank tea with great interest.
The most helpless thing for a lazy person is to be treated as an animal, put on reins, put on shackles on his back and run wildly, because there is a leather whip on his buttocks urging. Therefore, Wu Shanyun is not in the mood to drink tea. He just feels that life is bleak. It doesn't matter if Wu Shanyun is the queen's slave, but he is still someone's summoner. When will it end?
The depressed Wu Shanyun asked casually, "Why didn't Sister Mengyi come with you? She should not miss such a hustle and bustle, right?"
Li Tingting explained, "Ah? Don't you know yet? Cousin, she was banned. Uncle, they are angry with her reckless action this time!"
cluck!
Wu Shanyun laughed and was almost choked by the tea. He touched his mouth with his sleeve and said, "No way? So desolate and miserable, isn't she very bored?
"Yes, her personality makes her stay alone in the room for a week, and she has to get her sick. So, she asked me to bring you a message and asked you to send her a telescope. She is waiting to play!"
Being banned and still playing, Wu Shanyun is convinced by the girl Mengmeng.
After Tingting left contentedly, Wu Shanyun put his head on the table, held the teacup with his mouth, took half a sip, and felt the fragrance. It seemed that Zou Ying could not only tune the piano, but also make soup. Wu Shanyun said casually, "Honey, should we talk about our children's education now?"
Wu Shanyun's unintentional words actually stunned Zou Ying, and it was very strange. The corners of her eyes seemed to be a little wet. Originally, Wu Shanyun thought she would curse herself and take advantage of her dead husband!
Wu Shanyun shook her arm and sincerely apologized, "What's wrong with you? I'm sorry, I shouldn't have joked like that."
Zou Ying actually smiled immediately. The smile was obviously full of happiness, and her expression turned too fast.
"It's okay. I'm just very touched. It's great that you not only recognize this child, but also want to take the responsibility of educating him."
Wu Shanyun thought in his heart: Meow, what's going on? Is the aunt determined to include Wu Shanyun in the harem and become her child's stepfather, so she wants Wu Shanyun to shoulder the responsibility of being a father? There was a son who might be bigger than himself, and Wu Shanyun said that he was under great pressure.
Zou Ying didn't notice Wu Shanyun's idea and said to herself, "Ziyun, a child, has no father when he is young, but it's strange that he has been very much like his father since he was a child, especially his melancholy and mysterious temperament... When he was young, he liked to think independently, and he was surprisingly independent, but even I couldn't figure out what he thought. After the age of ten, he began to have some strange and even taboo attempts. Sometimes, I feel that his thinking is too strange.
"No taboos? Why do you say that?"
"Wow, this kind of game of using a top to decide to pursue an object is one of those strange things. I'm not surprised." Zou Ying lowered her head and said dejectedly, "I think as a mother, I can only try my best to satisfy her in life, but mentally, I can't guide him, because he and I are not like me at all. It would be great if his father had been with him since he was a child. Their father was also full of mysterious and strange breath.
"Actually, it's good for this boy to dare to try. Every new thing is discovered and invented in this way." Wu Shanyun touched his chin and made a good analysis, "But what? His personality seems to be a little too much. If he can restrain a little, he will definitely be a good boy.
What Wu Shanyun said is actually equivalent to not saying it. It is mainly used to comfort women. However, Zou Ying couldn't help nodding and had no doubt about Wu Shanyun's words.
Wu Shanyun was a little embarrassed, so he could only try to let Wang Ziyun, a cheap child, talk about the topic.
"The child looks melancholy. Why is it like this?"
"Oh, melancholy? This is because he always thinks about some unfathomable questions in his mind and thinks in the clouds all day long, so that he doesn't like to talk, and he always frowns and looks very melancholy. Zou Ying is completely like a mother at this time, and she is completely separated from her current image of a girl: "Sometimes even I feel that the problems he thinks are illusory, such as where the boundaries of the world are, whether there is a world outside the world, whether the world is controlled by the world, what is the image of the master, and the smallest space in the world. What does it look like... Well, even God can't answer these questions, but he likes to study. Speaking of which, his father is the same.
Wu Shanyun smiled and said, "In fact, I have the answer to such a question, but I don't guarantee that I'm right, but I can justify myself."
Zou Ying was stunned again, and then said excitedly, "Husband, you are really a genius... He often said that he was going to find the limits of the world to touch the boundaries of the world, so he always did something that people couldn't understand. If you know these problems, go and teach Ziyun. He is made strange by these strange things.
Wu Shanyun touched the forehead that used to be tickled and educated, and thought helplessly in his heart, "I just agreed to be Tingting's fake boyfriend, and now I have to be a cheap father. Life is always unexpected."
Although he is helpless, with Wu Shanyun's character, he will have fun in bitterness and have fun in his busyness. At this time, Wu Shanyun happened to take advantage of the fire and said, "Try children?" I think I can do this, but you have to give some rewards. It's more motivated to do this!"
"What reward do you want?"
"Well, you know!"
Zou Ying naturally understood that the girl's charming smile bloomed with her smile and said, "If you have no conscience, just think about those things. Don't worry, as long as you can teach Yun'er well and make him more serious, you will be fine. However, if you can't do it, you can't climb into my bed.
Wu Shanyun felt a group of crows flying over his forehead. They were all laughing at Wu Shanyun's ignorance. Think about it, if he really can't handle that stupid and cheap child at that time, won't the happiness of the second half of his life be far away?
Meow, move a stone and hit yourself in the foot, isn't it?
After half a minute of silence for himself, Wu Shanyun said, "Well, in this case, Wu Shanyun reluctantly tries it. Do I have to tell the child directly that I am the child's stepfather, let him be obedient, or spanked?"
This is purely a pastime, taking advantage of the child's dead father.
Zou Ying despised Wu Shanyun and said angrily, "He didn't even know that I was his mother, let alone your stepfather!" You have to go up and shout so boldly, and be careful of being beaten into half by him.
"Ha ha, so, that child is awesome?" Wu Shanyun asked casually.
"Of course, he is like his father, but his cultivation talent is like me. His father has been practicing for countless years before he became a saint. It took many years to reach the realm of Taoism, and my sister? Just use this number!" Zou Ying stretched out her hands arrogantly.