Chapter 9 Toilet Storm

Time always goes very fast. In the blink of an eye, Anchoa has been passing through for more than a week.

In the days when she lived in a cottage, she ate well, slept well, lived and used well. Except for being forced to lie down and counting sheep without novels and watching TV, and being angered by a clumsy maid to a high blood pressure every day, everything is still peaceful.

And Father An, a good father, ran to her room before dawn. He saw her eat a lot of supplements and warned her how to protect herself and stop thinking about Liu Liang and so on. He said that she almost foamed at the mouth before leaving contented. To be honest, An Qiaoya I can't stand it when I'm moved.

Of course, as an organized, disciplined, visionary and ambitious woman in the 21st century, Joan did not forget to do everything possible to get information about the past of Miss Ann from Ann's father and the population, as well as her six brothers she has not met so far.

Although he knew that the former owner of this body was an insulator without a man's fate like her (An Joya sighed: The two of them really had a great relationship, and they were both dumped! No wonder she will wear it on her. The feeling is that she wants her to continue the glorious history of a woman surnamed An without a man?)

But to be honest, this Miss An is really not an ordinary collection of 3,000 favorites. An Shengwei, the first six excellent brothers, is a standard cold-faced evil spirit. He has been left in Chang's home to take care of the family business since he was a child. He is a business stranger who is not smiling. He is cold and vicious and eats people without spitting out bones. It is said that his teacher inherits Long Juechen, the world's first master, making him a good sword; his second brother An Shengqing is so beautiful and inhumane The romantic young man's favorite thing is to go to the brothel and casino. He not only can eat freely in the pile of women, but also has good luck when gambling. It is said that he entered the casino at the age of six and has never been defeated. The third brother An Shengjie, an evil god who is rumored to kill people without blood in the world. His hobby is to test poison with people. He is moody and often has a cold face. The biggest feature is that he always wears a pair of leather gloves in his hands, no matter whether it is hot or cold; the fourth brother An Shengtu is a hot-blooded young man who is easy to fight against. His martial arts skills are also quack, but his mind is not very good, and he is a stupid big man; the fifth brother An Shengming and six An Shenglian are twins, and the old five rely on himself. He is invincible. I heard that he is a strange thief who likes to rob the rich and help the poor, which makes the rich and business giants scared. Lao Liu Kong is powerful, and his hobby is to catch thieves, so his profession is the most decent government arrester...

Although each of the six people have their own strange personalities, one thing in common is that they all hurt their little sister, that is, as the seventh princess of the An family, and her father, the head of the hidden cottage, An Yuanyi, is even more precious to her, and she still treats her aged 16 as three years old. The child is raising. However, I heard that her mother, like Tianxian, has been missing for 16 years. It is said that after giving birth to her, she was weak and disappeared after giving birth. ( Anchoya wondered: If the enemy comes to seek revenge, isn't it all about taking the child away? Why did the thief take her mother away?) Except for Master An, the An family basically thought that Mrs. An had already gone. Well, women are always more careful than men, and fewer people know her and have less risk of being recognized. Interpolation: Qiao, this worry is superfluous. Mrs. An has not participated in the growth process of her daughter at all, so don't think too much about it. Be yourself! Even if Mrs. Ann comes back one day, she doesn't know you are a fake~)

However, what's more worth shouting is that because she has been protected by Father An and her brothers since she was a child, she rarely has the opportunity to communicate with others. Therefore, lucky, Miss An has no good friends! Wow Hahaha~~~

The only thing that made her hesitate was that she still couldn't figure out the real reason why Miss An died of a serious illness. According to An's father, it was related to her fiance Liu Liang, but what the specific situation was, An's father insisted on telling her and forgetting what she said. It was better not to think about anything. Anjoya is depressed. How can she do it when she is extremely curious? So she came secretly if she couldn't do it. She didn't believe that no one else in this stockade knew the inside story except Father An. As a result--

I don't know if Father An gave the order to ban talking about this matter or everyone is afraid of rousing her bad memories. Whenever she thinks it's the right time to open her mouth for further inquiry, those who talk to her, including the extremely stupid spring breeze maid, will dress up as if they have something urgent to do and hurry. He left in a hurry and shut his mouth three times. In addition, you are not allowed to go anywhere when you recover from a serious illness. It's really depressing.

"Alas..." With a long sigh, An Qiaoya's resentful woman lay on ** boringly drawing circles of ants. This is the sixth day she stayed in **. Since the last time she went out, she was accidentally splashed with herbal juice said to wipe her body by the little girl in the spring breeze, she still fell down gorgeously because of the wind and cold and the recurrence of the old disease... So, Father An, who loved his daughter like life, was crying again. After being heartbroken, he gave her a foot restraining order. He sent people to keep an eye on her 24 hours a day and didn't allow her to get out of bed and walk until she recovered... A foot restraining order!!! Ann Qiaoya shed tears at the thought of these three words, and she was about to be moldy...

When will this boring day end? I heard from Chunfeng that the snow outside the door has less than half of her calves. She really wants to go out and have a crazy play~ But that's impossible~ The spring breeze can't pass, let alone Dad Ann. She knew that she had "dead" once, and also knew that she was very weak at that time, but... Now she is healthy and can't be more healthy - bird's nest shark fins as water, 100-year-old purple Tianshan snow lotus as snacks, and what is said to be the most popular tonic concentrated pills today, have nothing to grind her teeth... embarrassing! It's strange that this tonic is unhealthy! She has gone too far to make up for her health! It made her have diarrhea every day that she almost collapsed and hung up again~

Speaking of diarrhea, a woman couldn't help recalling the embarrassing situation that she couldn't find the toilet that day.

That day, she had just finished eating the love bento sent by Father An himself, stewed chicken, abalone sauce goose palm and a large pot of pink and white fish head soup. (To be honest, An's daughter has been afraid to eat too much for a period of time. She is afraid that these precious things were stolen by Father An and seriously suspected that she would be regarded as if she drank a few more sips. A certain thief gave the bureau a free meal~) He was burping and hiding in the quilt as a happy little mouse. Suddenly, she felt a strong pain in her lower abdomen, which forced her to lift the quilt and climb out of bed in a hurry, kao! It's too late. She... She wants to drive big!!!

He covered his stomach and rushed to the door, and he didn't even have time to put on his coat.

As soon as the door opened, dozens of big men saluted her together, "Miss..."

"Shut up!!! Whoever dares to stop me TMD and give him a flower!" Anjoa's grinning breakthrough was surrounded by a group of men in black who was still dizzy and rushed out desperately.

"Miss, the big head has told you that you can't come out." Tiezhong stopped her again with bright eyes and quickly. He didn't know much about Anchoya, who almost bowed into a shrimp and his whole face rose to pig liver color.

Waving his hand and pounding it hard on the eye-catching arm, An Qiaoya was so anxious that she couldn't say anything, "I don't care about you! Get out of the way!!!" If she is not liberated, she will really be solved on the spot! Toilet, toilet, where the hell are you?

"But young lady, the big head..." Tie Zhong's stubborn stinky stone refused to let go, and he wanted to make a long talk.

"You Y Shao TM give me bullshit! Did I ask you to get out of the way?" As the saying goes, a dog jumps over the wall, and rabbits bite people when they are anxious, not to mention Anchoa, a big living man? Therefore, the pseudo-girl who has been performing well since she passed through it was finally driven crazy by the excrement that was about to be "born". No matter how much she grabbed Mr. Tie and Brother Zhong's clothes, there was a roar from Hedong lion, "I want to go to the toilet. If you know it, get out of your way quickly!!! Otherwise, set your whole family on fire!" Ah ah~~ She can't help it!

"..." Probably I have never seen such a fierce expression as my lady. Tie Zhong was silent for a while before asking, "What is a toilet?"

Won! The overwhelming black line suddenly enveloped Miss Ann's whole face, NND! Why did she forget that the ancient toilet was called a toilet?

"Toilet!!!" A very powerful roar.

"..." Tiezhong rarely blushed, even if it was still the monotonous expression, "Go left until the first fork and turn right and walk about five steps." After saying that, the hand that had been standing in front of Angioya was taken back without a sound, and then took a step back in embarrassment.

A woman who almost went crazy didn't have a chance to notice his change, so she rushed forward to find a toilet~

N minutes later, in a toilet

"Wow, it's much more comfortable..." Finally, An Qiaoya couldn't breathe a sigh of relief. But before I got up, I thought of a super invincible Thunderbolt horror problem. After going to the toilet in ancient times... What did you use to wipe PP?

This... suddenly flashed in "Looking for Qin" in his mind. Xiang Shaolong, who first came to the Qin Dynasty, stood in front of the toilet and handed him a diamond-shaped stone to the old man who kindly took him to wipe PP for a long time. Thinking of this, An Qiaoya's face turned green. Which dynasty was Cai Lun from? There should be paper at this time, right?

The big eyes full of hope looked around the toilet, embarrassing! There is nothing!!!

5555555555... She knew it, she knew it! It's really vomiting blood to be crossed without adequate preparation~ This physiological problem has been solved, but on this item...

A woman couldn't help shivering. After that, she didn't even have toilet paper. What if her aunt came to report? Is it possible for ancient women to use white cloth strips without protecting Shubao??? I couldn't help but think of the miserable situation of trying to wrap a large piece of white cloth around my body... Orz really can't pass these days~ God, why didn't you wear me to the future??? Now, there is no toilet paper in the toilet, not even a slightly larger stone. What should she do?

"Miss, are you there?" Just as a woman complained about herself and sighed and tried to greet Buddha and Jesus' family all over, a woman's question suddenly came from outside the toilet.

Anchoya was immediately happy when she heard it. Spring breeze is not useless. It's time to come.

"Spring breeze, I'm here." An Qiaoya shouted outside, hoping that the little maid who was usually stupid and angry could successfully find her and send her a roll of "home treasure" card paper...

"Miss, why did you run out without telling your maid? It's hard for you to find me." The spring breeze outside the door has been nagging.

"Ok, okay, don't talk endlessly like a mother. Find me something that can wipe my buttocks." An Qiaoya thought that it was not appropriate to stand up in her current situation, so she raised her right hand and shook it hard. "Hurry up, don't let me wait too long."

"Wipe...wipe the butt...butt?" Chunfeng stammered for a long time, thinking about when the young lady became so out of the way. This is not what everyone's daughter would say!

"That's right!" Through a door, Miss Qiao Ya didn't realize that she had said anything shocking and secular things in this conservative dynasty. She only knew that she waited for a while and didn't hear the sound of footsteps leaving, so she shouted again, "Why don't you go?" If she waits any longer, her feet will be numb.

"Oh... OK, I'm going now. Miss, wait." Fearing of making her master unhappy, Chunfeng had to obediently lift the skirt and walk back, but after a while, she crooked her head with her bun. What the lady wanted should be toilet paper, but... turned her head and stared at the string of white paper hanging in the wind outside the hut. "Strangely, the toilet paper is obviously there. Ah, why does Miss want me to get it?

However, as a conscientious maid, although she is still puzzled, our silly girl NO.1 Chunfeng girl still obediently went to her room and found a lot of toilet paper and sent it to An Qiaoya.

And as a later story, when An Qiaoya successfully got out of the hut and saw the string of white outside, her face was instantly paralyzed and petrified. She was so embarrassing that she wanted to dig a hole and bury herself in it.

But fortunately, Anjoya comforted herself by sending her the dull spring breeze of straw paper.

Of course, in order to protect her, she threatened and lured Chunfeng a lot, stating that if she dared to say it... Humph, family law serves!