Chapter 90 Stepping on shit
As a famous thief, he was robbed of all his clothes. Isn't it a disgrace to say it? He was furious and said, "I must steal you into **!"
Hey, it's a pity that the equipment on the character can't be stolen, so no matter how he steals it, it's impossible for him to steal my clothes, but it's me, who is likely to take him off into **.
Look, one of his trousers has been stolen by me, and now he only has a pair of trousers and that vest all over his body. This guy's legs are so thin. He definitely envies a lot of MM when he goes out, but it's a pity that he is a man. I'm a little afraid that he can't stand up straight.
When the cold wind passed by, his body shrank directly and passed his trousers directly to the madman to avoid being stolen and put on by him. Wouldn't it be too troublesome for me to steal it again?
But even my trousers were stolen, and my dragon special animal trap couldn't be stolen back. Where on earth did he put it?
Is it...
I glanced at this guy's trousers and couldn't help fighting a cold war.
"Give me back the things quickly, or you will steal all your clothes! I won't return it if I steal it. Although it is of no use to me, he is so ignorant that he is not good for me at all.
"I'm kidding, I'm a thief, and I will be defeated by such a little child as you. Let's fight 300 rounds again!" The thief became angry and directly attacked me with a flying dragon probe.
"Ding, the thief will use the dragon to explore the cloud hand to you. Your items are stolen, and your qi and blood will be reduced by 500." It succeeded again, but unfortunately there was nothing to steal for him. By the way, the success rate of this guy is really high. Just deducting his qi and blood will almost kill me. If it hadn't been for my burdens, and he couldn't steal the burdens of characters other than ghosts, I guess I would have been the one who stole all his clothes. Although the equipment cannot be stolen.
As the clothes were stolen, this guy also began to be inconvenient to move because of the cold. His limbs were stiff, and no matter how good he was, he could not fully play out. I directly used a flying dragon probe and stole his vest again.
For a moment, the upper and lower skin and bones of his whole body appeared in front of me, and I could even see the pile of ribs on his chest.
"Your Excellency..." On the crazy side, the big man looked at me helplessly.
I really don't want to say anything about this big man. Ten, a whole ten animal traps, he didn't even succeed!
What kind of character! I don't even want to talk about him.
"What are you looking at? There is something wrong with your appearance. Don't ask me to buy it again. I don't have that much money." Gold coins are second, and the most important thing is prestige.
The big man looked at me with great embarrassment and asked, "You, didn't you say that you also bought a dragon professional animal trap?"
I replied impatiently, "Didn't I tell you that it was stolen? I'm working hard to steal it back now. Don't disturb me."
"That's right, my things are not ready, and my owner needs to help you. The character is so bad that ten animal traps are not enough. They are simply broom stars. Xiaohu pointed to him rudely.
Wow, Xiaohu, you can finally speak for me one day. Touched.
The big man's face was crimsoned by what Xiaohu said, and he dared not ask me more.
I said again, "Wait, I'm about to succeed."
With that, on the side of the ghost, with the help of Ling Bo's micro-step, I successfully used the flying dragon to explore the cloud. I have to say that this guy is really agile. My flying dragon exploration hand's success rate is far worse than his.
But in the end, I stole it. Ding, you used the flying dragon to explore the cloud hand to the thief and successfully stole the thief's trousers. You got a dragon special trap from your trousers.
The thief in front of him was finally naked. A thin sparrow was swaying in the air. When the cold wind blew, his originally red buttocks suddenly turned dry and white.
"When I get it, I won't play with you." I smiled proudly and directly passed on this pathetic thief's trousers and dragon special trap to the madman.
As soon as the madman got the special trap for the dragon clan, he was too excited for a moment and directly used it to the red dragon.
As soon as I shook my hand, I shouted, "Ah! It's over, a serious misstep of control!"
The little tiger and the big man were stunned and didn't react yet. They saw the trap flying directly towards the red dragon. The big pliers opened, and a powerful air rushed to the red dragon, and a gust of black wind sucked wildly.
Red Dragon's body immediately became distorted, which was completely different from the signs of the beast trap used by the big man. It seemed that it was going to succeed, but... I didn't want to catch it myself! It's over, it's all over.
Just when I was regretting, the black wind suddenly disappeared, and the red dragon returned to its original appearance. The system prompted: "Players with mythical beasts can no longer capture ordinary pets."
"Wow." I couldn't help taking a breath and startled me. If I were really ruined like this, I would be so sorry for my own game talent.
But in fact, it makes sense. Mythical beasts are so perverted. There can only be one summoning beasts of others, and I already have two mythical beasts. Isn't it too disgusting to add one of my own ordinary summoning beast?
"Big...Your Excellency..." The big man who saw the scene just now has been sweating all over his body. Now when he sees that the red dragon is still there, he calms down.
I also slowly came to my senses, so as not to make a mistake again. I directly threw the dragon special animal trap to the big man and said, "Come on, take it quickly."
"Ye" The big man quickly took it and couldn't wait to use it directly.
I shouted first, "Wait a minute." Then he hesitated for a moment and took out a small bag from the bag.
"Wow!" As soon as I took out something, Xiaohu shouted, "What the hell is this? It smells so bad."
"Do you want to know?" I said naturally, "The name of this item is very simple, 'shit', and the introduction is also very simple, 'dog shit'. It's over."
"Master, where did you get this thing?" Xiaolong was a little ashamed.
"Just stolen. There is everything on the thief." I said it naturally.
The little tiger shivered, "The world is so big." Then Xiaohu asked again, "But why did you take it out?"
"What are you doing? Step on this guy." I simply said, "There is a rumor in our place called stepping on shit. You won't understand."
The big man looked at me with a disgusting face and asked, "Can I refuse?"
"Then give me back the animal trap, as well as the ten used animal traps, and the transportation fee that I sent you here by Xiaolong, which caused the cost of mental loss because you were frightened by the strangeness..."
I'm still talking happily, but the big man said directly, "I listen, I listen to you, I listen to everything, as long as you let me become a dragon knight."
With that, the big man simply threw me on the dog shit bag on the ground and stepped on it fiercely.
As a result, a lot of feces splashed directly from the bag, which seemed to be fresh... and the smell was so strong.