Chapter 1 is all caused by copycat [repair]

The launch of iphone4 has triggered the world's 'Apple style'. Young people who follow the Apple trend are looking forward to the launch of the iPhone5.

"The iPhone series mobile phones in Suning's counter have not been updated to 5! Gome also said no!" Luo Ning, male. Compared with the public, it is the kind that will never be stared at when thrown into the crowd.

"Obviously 5 has been launched. I also saw Xiaojun give one to his girlfriend yesterday. If you give me one on my birthday, I will..."

Zhang Xiaohui, female. He is slightly fat, born with a cold face, which looks difficult to approach. Now she is Luo Ning's sweetheart!

"What?"

"We're here!"

Luo Ning didn't hear what she wanted to hear, so Zhang Xiaohui avoided this question.

Tanggu 'foreign goods market' pedestrian street. Legend has it that an Apple es dealer came to Tanggu in person and chose to release the iphone5 exclusive here!

I turned around and found a banner in a corner.

"iphone5 direct sales! 6000, free phone bill, free radiation-proof screen film!"

What does he give? In order to achieve that purpose. Take it with all your heart and buy one. Anyway, my girlfriend will become a wife sooner or later. You are your own people!

Luoning squeezed into the crowd.

Strange! Why do these people only watch and don't buy? Oh, I see, I can't afford it!

Luo Ning took out his salary card and said directly, "I'll buy it."

"D'er click, a hull, the building will explode! XXXX....ooo0...”

The direct sales manager is a foreigner with yellow hair. Luo Ning, a half-hearted English man, can't understand the bird language.

Mr. Robert speaks Russian. Next to her, the worry-free shopping guide beauty and translator said to Luo Ning.

"Then ask him, can I buy this mobile phone at a cheaper price?"

The shopping guide beauty compared with the yellow hair for a while.

"He said that the company chose Tanggu, China as the test city, and Apple's headquarters may move to Binhai New Area in the future! 6000 is already the bottom line, and it is sold at a loss!"

"Oh. Then I bought it. Can you draw the card?"

"Alle!" The shopping guide asked Roning to swipe the card immediately.

At this time, the yellow hair next to him was anxious. Luo Ning couldn't understand what he said in Russian: "I was caught by them. These are liars!"

"Yes, you are a great man, and Tanggu is your wise choice as an iPhone development base!"

Luoning can't understand Russian and Huang Mao can't understand Chinese. Although the two talk to each other, they speak with chickens and ducks.

"These machines are all pirated copycat kings! You will be fooled if you buy it!" Huang Mao was more anxious and stamped his feet in front of Luo Ning.

"Oh, I know, I picked up a cheap one, 6,000 yuan will not be less, I won't bargain!" The chicken still talks to the duck.

After the payment was completed, Luo Ning squeezed out the crowd.

Wife, iphone5. I bought it. You must also fulfill your promise!"

"Okay, I'll move there tonight. Start the iPhone era of our cohabitation!"

"Oye!" Luo Ning jumped up.

"Stupid!" The onlooker Russian yellow hair also jumped up and stretched out his middle finger and cursed in Russian.

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The next day.

According to the convention, the attic on the top floor is not suitable for living: it is cold in winter and hot in summer. However, in some Tanggu, where the rent is sky-high, some homeowners redecorate the attic and divide a large attic into three small rooms with hollow partitions: a slightly larger room with a single sofa and a few pieces of simple furniture. A bed is the living room and bedroom; a bathroom of several square meters behind the living room and a kitchen of several square meters. . The attic on the top floor is a [rent] who can't afford to buy a house.

"I love iphone, I love iphone, I really love..."

Luo Ning, who graduated from the software class of Tianjin XX University three months ago, did not hesitate to hire a high-paying job in a science and technology city in Zhongguancun in order to be with his girlfriend after graduation. Now he works in a small company in Tianjin Development Zone to carry out mobile phone software development.

Luo Ning put the dishes on the chopping board into the oil pan while singing. Thinking of the madness when he had sex with his girlfriend last night, he excitedly twisted his body and put the fried dishes on the plate.

"Create two more dishes to make up for your wife." Luo Ning is a person who loves his girlfriend very much. He has been in love for four years. Luo Ning, who has always been arrogant, is willing to endure humiliation for four years, which no one can imagine - because his girlfriend is unruly, wayward, vain, lazy and angry.

After a while, a table of dishes was ready. The time was just right. Just as he put down the plate, Luo Ning heard the footsteps outside the door. It must be his wife Zhang Xiaohui.

"Xiao Hui, are you back?" Luo Ning said to her coquettishly in the tone of Crayon Xiaoxin.

Xiaohui looked at the gray-faced Luo Ning, snorted, and then began to pack up her clothes.

"Yoh! My wife actually cleaned up the room today. Luo Ning didn't find anything wrong at first. Xiaohui was born with a cold face and was even more rigid when she saw him. In order to make Xiaohui feel relaxed with himself, he did all the housework. Xiaohui is the kind of food to open her mouth and clothes to reach out.

"Let's break up. I've put up with you for a long time." If a beautiful woman's beauty is ten, Xiaohui's beauty can only get six and a half points. If temperament, IQ and other comprehensive calculations are added, she can only get 5 points at most. Perhaps because of his first love, Luo Yang generally thought that Xiaohui was the most beautiful and best woman in the world and ignored all the women in the world.

"Are you kidding again? I've already made dinner. Come and eat it. Zhang Xiaohui has played this game many times threatening to break up and ask Luo Ning to agree to some rude conditions.

I don't have time to joke with you. This time it's real. Tony is already waiting for me below. Xiaohui stuffed all her clothes into the suitcase, and she began to pack her plush toys.

Ah? Give me a reason! Didn't I buy the iPhone for you? Luo Ning deliberately pretended to be very concerned. He thought she was lying to him.

"Hmm. And face to say that broken mobile phone. You are a liar. Iphone5? This mobile phone didn't make people laugh to death. Xiaohui changed the joy of receiving the iPhone the day before yesterday. Suddenly, the sound of the car horn came downstairs. Xiaohui heard it and ran to the window and twisted her slightly fat body like a goblin and waved her hands vigorously: "Honey! Wait, I'll come right away."

Luo Ning looked down and saw a middle-aged and elderly man in a suit and leather shoes and over half a hundred years old came down from a gallop and waved to Xiaohui. Xiaohui's smiling eyes are about to be gone. Luo Yang suddenly felt cold and piercing, which broke his heart.

"This is the first time I've seen you smile in three months." He finally knew that this was not her coquettish play: "Didn't you promise me to marry me?"

"Humph, what are you going to take to support me? Do you have a room? Do you have a car?"

"Damn. You said last night that as long as there was me..." Luo Ning finally shouted angrily. But he just roared halfway but was blocked by Xiao Hui: "Damn it. Don't think that I will sleep with you for the rest of my life. If I hadn't had no place to live, would I have wronged myself from you? You are a poor man."

"Damn, you have no conscience." Luo Ning grabbed her wrist and raised his other hand high.

"You hit it. Hit it?" Xiaohui did not dodge and shouted at him. Luo Ning's raised hand fell tremblingly. On the contrary, Zhang Xiaohui, a female generation, seized the opportunity to shake Luo Ning's mouth fiercely. Luo Ning was stunned and didn't avoid it. He only felt a hot pain on his face. Then tears also flowed down from his cheeks.

"Xiao Hui, I was wrong. Don't joke, okay? Does the man outside really love you? Is he really as good to you as I am? Look, I have cooked and cooked for you. Let's eat quickly." Luo Ning seemed to mutter to himself. But Zhang Xiaohui felt that she looked high with her nostrils: "Luo Ning, have you heard that sentence? I'd rather cry in the BMW than laugh behind the bike.

"But his is a Benz, not a BMW." Luo Ning still wants to keep it.

"Do you have a BMW?" Zhang Xiaohui asked lightly, and then pulled out her scarf from Luo Ning's hand. He threw it around his neck a few times. Luo Ning was completely speechless. He suddenly squatted down and cried bitterly.

"Well, I knew you were such a coke." Xiaohui pulled the box and kicked the door open. Just walked out of the door and came back again: "Give it back to your cottage king."

"Bang." Luo Ning only felt black in front of his eyes, as if a brick had hit his forehead. He covered his head and slowly squatted down. Xiaohui's voice finally disappeared. Only the sound of the TV was left in the empty room: "Jobs passed away, and Tim Cook replaced Joe to take over the position of CEO of Apple. Surprisingly, the iPhone did not launch the 5 series as everyone guessed, but replaced it with 4S. How can this make the copycat iphone5, which has long been popular in China..."

When Luo Ning heard the news, he raised the TV angrily and was about to fall.

"Oh, I said Ronin. The young couple can't vent their anger on my TV when they quarrel. Luo Ning was about to smash it, but he saw that the landlady suddenly appeared to block his crazy behavior.

"Damn, she has nothing to do with me. She is a bitch." Put down the TV and Luo Ning scolded.

"Whether it has anything to do with you or not, she will leave the rest of the rent anyway. She said that when you found a new place to live, I deducted the liquidated damages according to the breach of contract, and she took the rest of the money. This is a breach of contract. She pressed her fingerprints. The landlord's wife handed the contract to Luo Ning, but Luo Ning tore up the contract: "Damn, bitch."

"Oh, I said. You also breached the contract by tearing up the contract. I have refunded all the money. If you want to live, you have to renew it, or you will move. The landlord's wife was afraid that Luo Ning would rely on the debt and forced her to say, "I'll give you three days to pay the rent or get out of here." After saying that, the landlady twisted her fat body and went downstairs.

It's really cold. Luo Ning was disappointed in love and was killed by the landlady. He picked up a plate of food on the table and threw it down to vent his anger. But as soon as I raised it, I thought of my own predicament, quickly put it down, and then stuffed it into my mouth.

"Ring Bell!" Luo Ning took out his mobile phone. A string of familiar numbers, the words 'fat wife' on the screen are like playful goats, jumping back and forth. Desperate Ronin immediately reported another hope when he saw this number. He hurriedly pressed to answer.

"What I want to tell you is that I dated him a long time ago. You have been fooled by me. Hahaha..." The other end of the phone did not come from Zhang Xiaohui's apology and repentance, but deliberately angered him.

"Baby, you can't treat your boyfriend like this. Ha ha." A particularly lame Mandarin accent faintly came from the other end of the phone, which came to Luo Ning's ears along with Zhang Xiaohui's laughter.

"Baga, wow, wow, wow, bahada." The man said a few words that seemed to be in Japanese, and the fire buried in Luo Ning's chest soared in an instant.

"Bang." Luo Ning dropped his mobile phone directly on the floor. The mobile phone was broken, and my heart was also broken.

"Get out of here."

"B bitch."

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Luoning cried while eating and scolding. Halfway through the meal, he suddenly saw the copycat ihpone5 on the floor: "It's all your fault." He raised his feet to chop, but his feet fell halfway, but he was distressed: "Six thousand oceans." He put his feet away, picked up the mobile phone from the floor, put it on the table and continued to eat. My mobile phone has been broken, and the most rational way now is to continue to use it. However, it hurts to think of Zhang Xiaohui when you see this mobile phone. But...what's more terrible is that I don't have the money to buy a new mobile phone, even if it's a copycat...

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