Chapter 2 Wife Calls [Repair]
Love seemed to come as we expected, but it was so sudden when it left. When we unconsciously find that someone we care about wants to withdraw from our world, it means that he no longer loves. It's better to cut the mess quickly than to get entangled. Thirty-three days of lovelorn said: Sometimes lovelorn is not a bad thing, but another happy beginning.
Maybe everyone understands this truth, but... How many people really don't feel heartache?
"If only there was wine now. You don't have to think about anything when you are drunk." Late at night, Luo Ning still sat in front of the TV and was stunned. Instead of watching TV, it is better to say that it leads to insomnia after being disappointed in love. Because the snowflakes have appeared on the TV screen for a long time, but he has been staring at the picture.
"Won, thump, thump!" This mobile phone is obviously a knockoff. Because how can the ringtone of iPhone be exclusive to Nokia? Luo Ning dropped his mobile phone in anger, and now he can only use this temporarily. Hearing the annoying ringtone, he directly turned off the phone.
"Ran software rushed in. The mobile phone is turning on. The power-on screen suddenly appeared on the mobile phone screen.
"Won, thump, thump!" It's really a copycat machine, and it doesn't work when it's turned off. Ronin chose to mute. But the ringing of incoming calls keeps ringing.
"Damn it, copycat king. It doesn't matter if you turn off or mute. In desperation, Luo Ning had to press the answer button. After a series of strange sounds, I only coughed on the other side of the tube and cleared my throat:
Hello. Are you depressed? I have sent you the wine. Drink less. I won't let you drink until I know you are disappointed in love. Otherwise, I won't let you." A sweet voice on the other side of the receiver spoke to each other.
Luo Ning was stunned for a moment and hung up. He doesn't want to talk now, especially women.
Stare at the mobile phone screen for three seconds. At this time, a picture suddenly appeared on the mobile phone screen: in the brightly lit city, a quiet hut was particularly eye-catching. The door of the hut suddenly opened. Luo Ning stared at the screen and felt that his eyes lit up. When he saw things clearly, he found that he was already in a bar.
A smell of wine came to my face. It makes people feel so real.
"I'm not dreaming, am I?"
The door behind him suddenly closed, and the classical music in the bar was the kind I liked.
He pinched his face. It hurts. It really hurts.
It doesn't seem to be a dream. So... Is it time travel?
"No way. Have you really traveled through time after reading so many years of time travel novels?
This is the most absurd and reasonable explanation for himself. Nowadays, it is not impossible to travel through the era of wind. He smiled bitterly twice: "It's surprising that he was disappointed in love and traveled through time." Then I couldn't help walking to the bar.
Welcome to 'Fantasy Food'. This software will take you to taste all the delicious food in the world.
"Please select the type of food. 1. Regional characteristics; African moths, Australian abalone... 2. Drinks: coke, coffee, mango juice...
A transparent screen appears in front of you. Many kinds of food and drinks are quickly listed on the screen, and then the screen switches.
These things did not attract Luo Ning's attention. Now he is eager to know where he has traveled. After looking around for a long time, I finally saw the only beautiful waiter in the bar.
"Excuse me, what century is it now? Where did I travel through?"
At this time, the beautiful woman in front of the bar listened to his words and smiled: "Sir, you have not traveled to any era. You 'traveled' into your mobile phone.
What? Inside the mobile phone?
Luoning was puzzled by this explanation: "What do you mean? What does it mean not to travel through any era, but to travel into a mobile phone?
"Hehe, it's the first time to use Crazy Software. No wonder I have to know. Well, let me explain it to you. Do you remember if you were playing with your mobile phone before 'travel'?
Luo Ning thought about it. I did hold my mobile phone just now. It's just that mobile phone rogue software has come in...
"Oh, I see. Rado software... Did the rogue software make me travel through? Luo Ning suddenly realized.
"That's not rogue software. It's crazy software. A future intelligent software. This software guides people's consciousness to a carrier of consciousness by influencing people's brain waves - this carrier is called [nine-dimensional space] - so you are not now traveling to a certain era. But your consciousness was 'crossed' to the nine-dimensional space by the crazy software.
The girl in front of the bar is really good-looking. Lady's head, melon seed face, big breasts, upturned buttocks... But I just like to tell lies. This is Ronin's evaluation of her. Because of asking questions, Luo Ning not only did not figure out where he had traveled, but also was confused by her. ( Readers, don't be confused. If you are confused, keep looking down.)
"Cut, nonsense. You women love to lie. A man who is disappointed in love always feels that every woman is very fake and likes to lie to honest people like him.
Since it has crossed. ( He thought he had traveled through time.) Then don't worry so much. Love it anywhere. Let's start here.
This is the most desired thing for people who are disappointed in love. Disappear, go to another place where no one knows you, and live secretly.
The wine in the bar is delicious. Luo Ning couldn't help having a drink.
Then the screen in front of you reappears, and a few words appear on the screen: "Click directly, or enter the audio command, and the system will give you the best service."
"It's quite advanced. Did you travel to the future?"
Otherwise, where is such advanced technology? The screen appears anytime and anywhere with your consciousness.
He coughed and said to the receiver, "Let's have some beer."
After saying that, Luo Ning sat in front of the bar. A moment later, a beautiful bartender put a glass of liquor from the fancy bartender in front of him: "Mr. Luo, please take your time."
Play with this exquisite goblet. Luo Ning fell into a person's depression. I have been in love with Zhang Xiaohui for four years and have been complaining for four years. I thought the truth was invincible, but in the end it didn't lose to reality? In this era, without money as the foundation, will there really be love?
"Won, thump, thump!"
is still Nokia's special ringtone, and he was shocked by the sudden phone call. Touch out the mobile phone and look at the caller on the screen before pressing the answer button:
"From the future, the number is hidden, and the owner is unknown?"
He was surprised, and then put the receiver in his ear doubtfully.
"Well, I hung up the phone. I don't care about your wife. I can tell you that you will suffer a lot of money in this way. The sweet female voice was very angry and sprayed at him.
Wife? He-fuck! Who still plays pranks when he is disappointed in love? Luo Ning was three feet in flames.
"Who do you love? Anyway, I have traveled through time. It has nothing to do with that world."
"Have you traveled through time?" The other party was silent for a moment, and then laughed: "Haha, it's wrong. You use crazy software, but your consciousness enters the nine-dimensional space. The original crazy software has not yet had a time-travel function.
I'm confused. Hearing her laughter, Luo Ning was furious, as if he were 2-B, and he didn't understand: "Get out of here. Zhang Xiaohui bullied me, and you bullied me. You women are not good."
Hearing Luo Ning's scolding, she was silent for a while, and then gently comforted her, "Oh, a woman like Zhang Xiaohui is not worthy of your love. She doesn't deserve it."
"Huh, yes, bitch. She doesn't deserve it."
Luo Ning likes this sentence very much. He scolded and told the other party about Zhang Xiaohui's shortcomings and vices.
But Luo Ning said with pain: "She has so many shortcomings, why can't I let go?"
Open a can of beer and pour it down.
"Hey, don't drink so much. Although this [fantasy food] software is a virtual software product, this software will emit weak radio waves and paralyze your nerves. For example, if you choose alcohol, it won't take long to make you really drunk."
Luoning couldn't understand what she was talking about and casually replied, "What [fantasy food] software, what virtual products. I'm a software.
Holding the receiver, Luo Ning was already drunk and drowsy. What really made him drunk was not beer, but a special software in his fake mobile phone. This software can paralyze people's nerves and make people feel that they are drinking in their shoes.
"Hey, sister, who the hell are you?"
"I'm your wife." The lasers in the bar kept gushing out with the hot music. Strangely, those rough music will inadvertently decrease or even disappear whenever they meet each other. So Luo Ning has been listening to her voice very clearly.
"Just kidding, how can I... I don't know you?" Luo Ning's drunken words were incoherent.
"Maybe you don't understand now, but what I want to tell you is that I am indeed your wife. It's just that I called you today five years later. Unbelievable. This is the high technology you invented that gave me the opportunity to get in touch with you five years ago. Didn't the fake mobile phone you bought a few days ago install a small software that you modified? It's called [Time Travel Chat]. The remote execution code of that software has been updated by you for generations to become the product I use now. As long as both mobile phones are equipped with this software, they can have a time-travel chat.
The other party was afraid that Luo Ning could not explain clearly, and then continued to explain: "Unfortunately, yours is the first generation of Aifeng product. I can only send you some low-level Aifeng software and install it. The high-end software is not compatible after installation, cannot be transferred, and has no memory storage capacity, otherwise I can send your data to you.
“Huhu~”
"Hey, hey. Ah? No way, dead pig. Are you asleep? Dead pig. You deserve to be disappointed in love. Humph, I'll use the [Nightmare Ghost] software to scare you to death. Who made you often scare me with this before?
After saying that, the other party hung up the phone.
In the cabin rented on the roof. Luo Ning lay on the sofa and snored. In reality, he did not travel. It's just like the waiter and the woman who claimed to be his wife on the other end of the phone said: he opened a high-tech intelligent software. This software can elevate his consciousness to a space where only consciousness exists - nine-dimensional space.
In nine-dimensional space, it is like a different world.
I drank so much virtual beer. Luo Ning is now drunk and unconscious due to nerve paralysis. Before long, the screen of the mobile phone in his hand suddenly lit up by himself. A series of numbers suddenly appeared on the screen. Then there was a text prompt: "I received the crazy software [Nightmare Ghost], do you want to install it?"
"Your mobile phone has been invaded by rogue software, and the remote code has been activated. Please start Trojan Cloud to kill."
"Your mobile phone has been Rooted, and [Nightmare Ghost] is being installed. Please select the installation path.
A minute later, I saw another prompt on the screen: "Create D disk, a crazy territory. Installation completed. Do you want to start it?"
has started. Please choose the dream type: 1: Poor millionaire, enter the wealth value, and immediately let the computer friends feel the dream from the poor to the millionaire. This is not a dream, but a real pie from the sky. 2: ** Male Spring Dream: implant sexual fantasy objects, and computer friends can meet them in their dreams. Hong Kong and Taiwan stars are concubines, and capital ministers are husbands. Meet all kinds of daydream friends. 3: Hero of Heaven and Earth: Do you want to be a hero? Do you want to be a savior? Enter the type of disaster and you can save the end of 2012. 4: 18th Floor Hell: Nightmare is made like this. Don't try it. If you don't wake up after trying, it has nothing to do with crazy software. 5: Doomsday 2012. Those with a bad heart should use it with caution. If there is any accident, it has nothing to do with Aifeng software..." Screen display prompt: "Are you sure you want to choose 5+6+7+8+9+10+2 mode? Note: Your heart must be strong enough to see a peerless beauty after all kinds of disasters and horrors. Don't hang up, Amen."
Ah? Wow! Oh, my God, help..."
When I slept until midnight, I saw Luo Ning screaming in a row, and I must have been frightened a lot.
He trembled at dawn and finally ushered in his last dream. In the dream, Zhang Xiaohui threw the door and left him again. The smile of the middle-aged man made him heartbroken. Just as he cried heartbreakingly and was disheartened, the dream flew away. Small bridges and flowing water, faint crows and ancient trees, like the ancient south of the Yangtze River. A young girl stood under the ancient tree at the head of the bridge, looking forward to the sunset in the distance. She turned her back to Luo Ning. Luo Ning couldn't see her face clearly and only remembered her slender legs and her rare short hair. At this time, Zhang Xiaohui appeared again, and the man who had picked her up slapped her out of the car. Zhang Xiaohui cried and walked to Luo Ning and prayed for forgiveness...