Chapter 93 Bare Sparrow
Chapter 93 The Naked Sparrow
While wiping her saliva and watching the handsome man bathe, Wu Linger was expecting the handsome man to turn his back. However, the handsome man now seems to enjoy the feeling of water hitting his body and has no intention of turning around. It is very depressing for Wu Linger to hide outside the door.
Just as Wu Linger was struggling, her mobile phone suddenly rang: "My little baby, we are a couple! My little baby, we are a couple, please, my little baby, we are a pair, please... My little baby, we are a pair, please... My little baby, my little baby, we are a pair, please... Bei, we are a pair, please..."
Frightened by the sudden ringing ringing, Wu Linger quickly turned around and climbed to ** to find her mobile phone, but the quilt was thrown to the ground by her and she could not find the mobile phone. She only heard the cheerful ringing ringing all the time, and Wu Linger shouted anxiously, "Brother, my mobile phone!!"
Brother Win poked his head out of the peony flower pot: "Idiot, you kicked me out of bed!!"
Wu Linger grabbed her mobile phone from under the bed, pressed it directly, and rushed to the bathroom. Sure enough, the handsome man disappeared again: "What, it's like this every time! That's too much!"
"Woman, early in the morning, what are you crazy about?" Brother Win twisted his body and climbed to Wu Linger's side with dissatisfaction, and at the same time, he didn't forget to straighten his bow tie: "Why didn't you answer the phone?"
"I..." Wu Linger originally wanted to tell Brother Ying that she saw the handsome man bathing in her bathroom again, but after thinking about Brother Ying's reaction after hearing it, she still gave up directly: "It's okay. Anyway, you won't believe it!"
Brother Win doesn't want to pay much attention to Wu Linger. He just turned around and tried to clean up the floor that was messed up by Wu Linger: "You can guess. You are a nymphomaniac, you must have seen a handsome man bathing in the bathroom again, right? Would you please change some new tricks next time? Is that guy really as handsome as you said?
Although he said so, Brother Win was relieved. Wu Linger is too perverted, isn't he? Unexpectedly, he opened the door with a hairpin. Fortunately, his mobile phone rang, otherwise Brother Win didn't know how to run away this time.
Hearing Brother Win's bad words about the handsome man, Wu Linger suddenly became unhappy: "Hey, can you stop it for me? You have also seen that handsome man. Obviously, he is very handsome!! However, in terms of your aesthetics, you really can't understand the beauty and ugliness of human beings!!" Wu Linger boredly opened the cabinet and took out a bag of instant noodles to make breakfast.
"I understand!" Brother Win tried his best to throw the last pillow to ** and replied, "It's hard to be read by you every day, isn't it? But I still think that guy is a little feminine! And I always like to wear white clothes, won't it be difficult to wash?
"What do you know? What is popular now is neutral beauty. Although his appearance is a little feminine, it is that kind of neutral feeling, and there is no lack of masculinity of men at all. It does not make people feel very feminine at first glance, but gives people a very gentle feeling, although he always collapses his face in front of me, doesn't laugh and doesn't speak. !! But he really thinks he is very reliable!" While boiling water, Wu Linger counted her feelings about this handsome man in white with Brother Ying.
Listening to Wu Linger's continuous praise of herself, Brother Win is also secretly happy in his heart: "Little picture! Do you have today too?!" Usually, he is always laughed at by Wu Linger, saying that he is an earthworm and has no beauty. Now he also has a day to turn over: "Think about what you have done to others, he will laugh at you to you to have a ghost, and he is not a masochist! I like to be beaten by you ugly woman!"
Wu Linger sighed and poured the boiled water into the bowl. It was rare that she could get up early, but she could only take instant noodles for breakfast. This feeling was too desolate: "I didn't mean to. Is there a reason to do it to him twice?" Speaking of this, Wu Linger sighed and put down the kettle in her hand: "I also hope to see him when there is no danger, and then apologize to him. I didn't mean to hit him. At that time, that situation was really..."
"Yes, yes, yes! I know! I can't blame you! Who told you to be born with few roots? I said, finish your meal quickly and start the summoning ceremony. I've been arranging it all morning!!" Brother Win impatiently played with the fire beads and struggled with the abnormal situation of his body in the past two days.
Can just a fire bead make the body evolve? At a certain moment, Brother Win even had the idea of making the fire spirit pearl an existing one, but he immediately gave up the idea. Now he doesn't want to change too much. Now this state is good for him. In case he is too powerful to attract the attention of the witch, it will be troublesome. Unless the five spiritual beads gather together, Brother Win will think about it.
Brother Win, who was a little depressed, turned his head and looked at the mirror and found that a pattern had begun to appear faintly on his back. If it goes on like this, it will be seen by Wu Linger. The same pattern on the handsome man's back will appear on Brother Win. Even if Wu Linger is an idiot, she will know who the handsome man is. It seems that he has to Find a way.
Brother Ying, who was a little depressed, waited for Wu Linger to urge after dinner, "Hurry up!!!"
Wu Linger wiped her mouth before coming to the open space in the middle of the room: "What should I do?"
Brother Win threw the fire spirit beads to Wu Linger: "Put it in the middle of the altar, and then, as last time, do you remember the sacrificial text and summoning spells? Don't read it wrong. It's not the witch pet but something else that will be summoned later. Don't cry!!"
Wu Linger hit Brother Ying fiercely: "Shut up! This time I will definitely summon a beautiful witch pet, and you can wait for your cousin to fall out of favor!!"
"Bah, I can't wait for someone to accept your ** in my place!! I wish you success!!" Brother Win shrinks into the corner of the room angrily. It seems that he is going to sleep, but in fact, he is also psychologically prepared. In case of any unexpected situation when summoning, even if his identity is exposed, he will keep Wu Linger well. Otherwise, it would be strange that Wu Xiaoxuan didn't kill him.
With the obscure sacrificial text spit out of Wu Linger'er's mouth, Brother Win also had to admire this guy. Obviously, the sacrificial text she recited once five years ago, and she can still recite it all at a word, but she doesn't know what she will summon later, Fenglang? Firefox? Ice crow? Mu Li? These things should be what she likes, right?
Although she thinks so, Brother Winn't think that Wu Linger will summon these things. She could have summoned herself five years ago. What will she call out now? Not to mention Wu Linger, even Brother Win is very curious.
With the end of the last sound of the spell, the fire beads on the altar suddenly emitted a red light, and the light flashed in the air, like a fiery red rainbow.
Seeing the red light, Brother Win's center sank: "Trouble is coming!!" The witch pet with fire attributes is not easy to tame, and his violent personality is likely to bring a lot of trouble to Wu Linger. If this guy doesn't know the appearance and uses Wu Linger indiscriminately outside, Wu Linger's identity will be directly exposed. Maybe we have to clean up this guy first. I hope it will learn to be good, otherwise...
In the red light of Dasheng, a small figure suddenly appeared, and Wu Linger's eyes were happy: "Yeah! Come out!!" This time, it's not like the last time I summoned Brother Win. It took me a long time to find an earthworm like a maggot. Although the red light did not disappear, she could see the shadow of the witch pet. No matter what, it was definitely not an earthworm! Thinking of this, Wu Linger felt happy.
After waiting for more than three minutes, the red light slowly disappeared, and Wu Linger also successfully saw her new pet on the altar: a whole body, except for a small pinch of hair on its head, is almost ** - sparrow?!!!
"No!!!" Suddenly, the whole building echoed the screams of Wu Linger. Looking at the hairless sparrow on the altar, Wu Linger even cried: "What's the matter? Last time I summoned an earthworm like a maggot, but this time I summoned another hairless sparrow? Is my character that bad? I'm so pathetic!!!"
Although Wu Linger's crying has not yet reached the realm of Li Tianzuo's shocking and crying ghosts, this cry is absolutely tragic, comparable to Meng Jiangnu crying on the Great Wall. Brother Win sweated coldly and didn't have time to see where the hairless sparrow was. He just wanted to find a place to get in to escape the terrible cry: "Shut up! Dead woman!"
"Shut up! Woman!!"
Huh? Is there an echo? When Brother Win was surprised, he saw that the sparrow on the altar had jumped off the altar, although there was no hair to make his image a little miserable (Wu Linger's language: Is it just some? It's as bare as the roast sparrow sold outside!!) But this sparrow walked very seriously, as if his every move existed only for perfection: "Women, it's your honor to summon me out. What's your attitude?"
Wu Linger, who was crying sadly, was originally sad because she summoned such a tasteless witch pet. Hearing the sparrow's words of such a stinky fart, she suddenly became angry and directly punched the sparrow on the floor mat: "The sparrow is a sparrow. What do you have? Get out of here!!"