Chapter 94 Calm down

"What sparrow? I'm the famous Youlan! How dare you do this to me? Kneel at my feet and beg me for forgiveness. For the sake of you being my summoner, I will consider..." Before the sparrow finished his words, Wu Linger had punched him away: "Kneel down? Forgive? I'll let you know who is the boss here now!!"

The sparrow that was blown in mid-air tried to wave its wings to maintain balance, but now there is no hair on its wings. It can only wave in mid-air in vain, draw an arc gorgeously, and then "bang!" It was pasted on the glass window, slowly slipped, and then "baji!" It fell to the ground.

Wu Linger clapped her hands with satisfaction: "Pets should look like pets, and witch pets are also pets!! Don't think that if you bring a witch, you can enjoy special treatment and don't look at what you look like. It's still very famous!! Bah!! I'll take care of you with one hand!!" After saying that, Wu Linger took a look at Brother Ying: "Is there only such goods left in your world? I absolutely don't believe that my character is so bad!!"

"I also believe that your character is so good!" Brother Win was a little powerless and lay on the ground: "Okay, you** your new pet, my cousin is going back for a vacation!!"

Wu Linger picked up Brother Win, who was ready to run away: "Help me wash the dishes before going back to vacation! Go home and report before noon tomorrow!!"

"Hey, at least I've been a long-term worker for you for five years, and you only give me one day off?" Brother Win twisted his body angrily, but Wu had no choice but to be held by Wu Linger in mid-air and couldn't break free from her clutches at all: "If you talk again, it won't even be a day!"

After throwing Brother Win into the sink, Wu Linger looked at the hairless sparrow unconscious under the window and couldn't help sighing: "Do you think this guy will take good care of me? It's hard to say whether a hairless sparrow can survive or not! No wonder his temper is so bad.

Brother Win was washing the dishes while slandering in his heart: "Bah, he can survive if all the people in the world die! Who the hell is this nymphomaniac? It's okay to call me over, but even You Lan was summoned out. Are you really going to make a mess in the world?"

"But... I'm an authentic face lover. Even if he is pitiful, he can't be beautiful! Like Brother Win, you are at least cuter after wearing a scarf. What is this hairless sparrow? No matter how you dress up, it won't look good! How can I take it out? What others don't know, they think how much I like grilled sparrows!" Wu Linger was rolling with a pillow in her arms depressedly and didn't realize the abnormality of Brother Win at all.

Brother Win glanced at Wu Linger, arched the washed dishes into the cupboard and said, "I'll be back in the evening!!" After saying that, it disappeared.

"Oh?" Wu Linger was stunned for a moment and sat up from **: "Didn't you think there was not enough time just now? Why did you change your mind at once? Brother Win... It's strange recently. Is it really menopause? What a pity! Would you like to buy him something?" Wu Linger, who was full of food and sleep, did not fulfill her duty as a writer at this moment, and she was just thinking about something.

After a while, Wu Linger's eyes lit up: "Yes!!" She happily picked up the bag and was ready to go out, but when her eyes fell on the comatose sparrow on the ground, she couldn't help sighing and reaching out and fishing it into the bag.

When Brother Win appeared in the room at night and found that everything was fine in the room, he breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought the house would be like a Dragon King typhoon. It seems very calm."

Wu Linger smiled at Brother Ying: "Don't worry, it's just a little sparrow. You can even handle Brother Win, let alone this sparrow!!"

Looking at Wu Linger's gentle smile, Brother Win retreated a little scared: "I didn't do anything bad, did I?"

"No, why do you ask that?" Wu Linger looked at Brother Win with a strange face: "What's wrong?"

"Why did you suddenly smile at me so disgustingly?" Brother Win once again confirmed that the home was very safe and there was no problem. No furniture was burned, and the electrical appliances were normal to stay in the right place. Even a pillow and pillow did not fall to the ground: "Are you too stimulated and your brain is burned?"

Brother Win's words made the corners of Wu Linger's mouth twitch. Finally, she resisted the attack and said to Brother Win with a very tangled reluctant smile: "In recognition of your hard work over the past five years, I bought a gift for you today!! You will love it!!"

"Gift? My silk bow tie?" Speaking of gifts, the only thing Brother Win can think of is the bow tie, but his bow tie needs to be customized, which should not be so fast.

Sure enough, Wu Linger shook her head and put a big box in front of Brother Win: "Don't be too grateful for you!!"

Looking at a few big words on the box, Brother Win only felt that the blue veins on his head were exploded: "You have to calm down. Your whole family should calm down!!"

"Hey, don't be angry. I know you've been in a bad mood recently, so I bought it for you specially. It's very expensive!! If you eat it, maybe you will be in a much better mood?" Because she believed in her heart that Brother Win was in menopause, Wu Linger rarely resorted to violence to Brother Win.

Before Brother Win could say anything, there was already a burst of laughter. Wu Linger turned her head and saw the hairless sparrow rolling down from the peony branch with a bang, but he still couldn't help rolling on the ground with laughter: "You guy... unexpectedly... menopause!! Hahaha..."

Wu Linger hasn't moved yet. Brother Win has climbed over quickly and directly pulled the hairless sparrow to the glass window with his tail: "Pia!" With a sound, the hairless sparrow had close contact with the glass window for the second time today. After its nails scratched the glass and made a sound that made the pores stand up all over the body, it still couldn't resist gravity, "Pa!" It fell to the ground fiercely.

Seeing the sparrow become like this, Wu Linger sighed: "Brother Win now, I dare not provoke him. You are too bold to laugh at him, aren't you?"

"Dead bug! I have to eat you today!" The sparrow ran to Brother Win in the roar. It was so fast that Wu Linger didn't even have time to reach out to grab him: "Dangerous!"

Sure enough, before the sparrow touched Brother Win, it was once again pumped away by Brother Win's tail. Once again, it stuck to the glass window and tried to grasp the glass with its claws. It howled, "How is that possible? I'm the most handsome man in the world. How can I be defeated by you?

"Can handsome be eaten as a meal?"

"Are you also handsome?" Although the two exclaims expressed different meanings, they were also aimed at the sparrow's words. Wu Linger looked at Brother Win with a sympathetic look: "Brother Win, is there really only one such thing left in your world? Now it seems that I'm so lucky that I can call you out!!" After saying that, she hugged Brother Win and kissed him fiercely.

Being kissed like this by Wu Linger, Brother Win wanted to pull his tail, but he didn't expect Wu Linger to open her mouth and spit out her tongue first: "Evil, it's disgusting!! I want to disinfect!!"

"Dead woman! I'm going to disinfect it, okay?!!" Seeing Wu Linger's expression of disgust, Brother Ying was even more angry: "It's not that I want you to kiss. Are you a dead woman so hungry that even earthworms are rude?"

Wu Linger, who was rinsing her mouth, picked up the toothpaste and smashed it: "Dead earthworm, shut up. Isn't it because you want to comfort you during your menopause? I, a face control, will abuse myself so much?"

You Lan, who found himself completely ignored, withdrew depressedly under the peony flower: "Forget it, the handsome bird still needs to match the beautiful flower! Although you are not in the flowering period yet, for the sake of being the king of flowers, I still condescend to accompany you!"

Just when there was a lot of noise in the bathroom, Wu Linger's mobile phone suddenly rang. Wu Linger angrily threw the mouthwash cup on the table and ran to the room: "Who?"

"Ling Er, what's wrong?" Qin Xiaojing's voice came from the other end of the phone. He seemed very unhappy when he heard Wu Linger's voice and couldn't help frowning: "What's wrong?"

"Brother Qin?!! How are you now? Are you feeling better? That stinky old man won't ask you to do any physical work, will he? As soon as she heard Qin Xiaojing's voice on the phone, Wu Linger immediately felt much better: "Brother Qin, I went out today to pick up a hairless sparrow and came back. I thought I couldn't support it, but I didn't expect it to be so annoying and more energetic than anyone else!"

You Lan's face, who stayed on the peony branch, looked incredible. Was it Brother Win who quarreled with Wu Linger just now? Why do you use him as an irrelevant as a shield: "Sure enough, handsomeness will show his importance at the most critical moment!"

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The handsome bird also appeared~~~

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