Witch's handsome man's workshop

Chapter 32 Definition of Food

Chapter 32 Definition of Food

Shi Zhijun took a look out of the window and sighed, "I hope Vivian's engagement ceremony can be held smoothly!"

"What?"

"There were also two engagement ceremonies before, both of which had to be postponed due to various things. If something happens again this time, it won't be easy for Vivian to explain to James's family, right? It seems that Shi Zhijun has a good relationship with Vivian, and he will worry about these things for her.

Wu Linger glanced out of the window: "This is the third time!! This James is not bad! In this case, let him be a first-class handsome man for free!!"

Hearing Wu Linger's leveling James so easily, Shi Zhijun shook his head with a smile: "You!! Take care of yourself first!"

"I'm fine! Code words, evaluate handsome men, bully people who provoke me, and then play hide-and-seek with those who want to kill me! "Others don't want such a happy life yet!" Wu Linger held the pillow and huddled in the sofa like a lazy kitten: "Happy life like a pig!"

"You!" Reaching out and gently flicking Wu Linger's head, Shi Zhijun shook his head and smiled bitterly: "I'll make you some snacks! You didn't eat much just now, did you? You must be hungry now, aren't you?"

"Zhijun, you are a good man!!" As soon as she heard that there was something to eat, Wu Linger immediately sat up happily. Janice, who was beside him, asked in a lively way, "Master, what about me?"

Wu Linger slapped Janice on the face and pushed his face away: "You? Now he is at most a second-level handsome man! Come on!! Don't be a little guy!"

"But I think... to some extent, Master, you also have less roots!" Janis rubbed her forehead with dissatisfaction and muttered, "Usually, if a woman is proposed by someone like Daniel, she will only scream with excitement, right? You are now the most legendary modern version of Cinderella in everyone's mouth. Now that the prince has proposed to you, it's incredible that you will refuse, right?

"Cut!" Wu Linger disdained and continued to hold the pillow and shrink into the sofa. Although the movements were the same as just now, the feeling was completely different. Just now, Wu Linger was like a lazy Persian cat relaxing in a familiar environment, but now, it is like an arrogant Egyptian cat looking down on all sentient beings: "Only children will think Cinderella After marrying the prince, you will live a happy life!"

"Ah?"

Seeing Janice's puzzled expression, Wu Linger smiled: "So you have less roots. Do you think love beyond the family really exists? Maybe Cinderella likes black bread and vegetable soup. Occasionally, if you eat a meat* intestine, you will feel very happy. And what about His Royal Highness? You will think these things are terrible and can't be imported at all, right? Because Cinderella is a civilian, her knowledge of dress will be limited to a certain range. So as a princess, her dress will be embarrassing for the prince, right? But if she is asked to live according to the requirements of a princess, she will also be very painful, right?

Janice was stunned. He hadn't thought about these things before. The story of the prince and Cinderella is the ideal ending that everyone dreams of, but I never thought that there would be so many more things.

Wu Linger smiled and leaned on the sofa: "Others think that the happy life of the prince and Cinderella from now on is the end of the story, but in fact, this is just the beginning for the two of them. Cinderella may be depressed because she can't stand the constraints in the palace, or she may be sad because she can't stand the contempt of others. What about the prince? Because living together, he will find that Cinderella is not like the beautiful and generous princess at the ball. She takes off her gorgeous clothes. She is just a poor man who humiliates him, so he may also find other women, and a pair of lovers will travel together from now on.

After listening to Wu Linger's words, Janice smiled bitterly: "After hearing what you said, I really don't have any confidence in the future!"

"The world is originally like this, just like you, who became a policeman with a good idea and dreamed of solving big cases such as murders, but in fact, you were just sent to protect Cinderella who climbed to the sky like me. To put it badly, you are just a bodyguard now, and you are the kind of bodyguard that needs to be protected by me!" I don't know why, after returning to her previous mentality, Wu Linger's mouth became particularly poisonous, completely ignoring other people's feelings.

After thinking about it, Wu Linger suddenly stretched out her foot and kicked Janice gently: "Help me empty a piece of place over there."

"Ah?"

Seeing that Janis hadn't moved yet, Wu Linger kicked him again: "Hurry up! Otherwise, I will change my mind again!"

Although he didn't know what Wu Linger was going to do, Janice still obediently cleared the living room out of an open space.

Wu Linger threw away the pillow in her hand and stood up: "Look, I'll only do it once!!" After saying that, she went to the open space and did the first half of the gymnastics: "Practice these first. After three months, if you can connect them, I will teach you the latter part. Remember, there are only three months!"

Janis has been completely scared by the * movements made by Wu Linger. These movements look ordinary, but they feel more difficult than the most difficult yoga movements: "Master, how much time did you spend learning these?"

"Me? Think about it, if it's all connected, it will be about three days. But it took almost a month to master them skillfully. After seeing Janis's petrochemical expression, Wu Linger patted him on the shoulder: "Come on! Although I'm not optimistic about you!!"

"Ling'er! Mr. Dawson will get hurt by this action!" Shi Zhijun, who stood at the door with a midnight snack, obviously also saw this * action. He believed that Wu Linger would definitely find his existence, and Wu Linger did not stop, which means that he could also see this set of * actions.

Wu Linger turned around with a smile and looked at the midnight snack in Shi Zhijun's hand: "Wow! So fragrant!!" After taking the midnight snack, Wu Linger couldn't wait to take a sip before saying, "When I pushed him down on the balcony just now, I found that his body was quite flexible. If he was not in a hurry to achieve success, he should be able to master these movements in three months. But..." At this point, Wu Linger looked back at Janice: "If you are too anxious, you will get hurt!"

Jannis has been completely shocked by the * action just now. Hearing Wu Linger's words, she just nodded dullly: "I know!"

Seeing Janice like this, Wu Linger sat down on the sofa with a midnight snack: "Zijun, you can't learn this set of * movements! Your body is no longer flexible! If you want to become more powerful, next time I will ask my uncle if there is anything suitable for you!"

** Shi Zhijun flicked Wu Linger's forehead with a smile: "Little guy, just take care of yourself! We don't have to worry about you!"

"Cut, whether it's Brother Qin or you, Ye Tian, they are all first-class handsome men identified by me. I don't want you to be surprised!" Wu Linger sighed while eating a midnight snack: "Delicious! Wow! So happy!! Just with this hand, Zhijun, you can enter the ranks of first-class handsome men!"

"Well, should I thank you for your compliment?" Shi Zhijun reached out and patted Janice: "Don't stand there in a daze! Are you a policeman now? Do what you should do before you talk about it!"

After being patted by Shi Zhijun, Janice woke up and immediately jumped in front of Wu Linger: "Master, you are so awesome! Please take me as an apprentice!!"

Wu Linger shook off Janice's hand angrily: "I've already said that I only teach you this set of * movements. How much you learn is your business. I'm not your master!"

"How can this happen?"

Seeing that Janice was still pestering, Shi Zhijun took his clothes and dragged him out: "You guy, it's in the way. Go outside!!"

"Hey, I'm a policeman, you can't do this to me! I want to sue you for obstruction of official business!! Let go, let go!! You..." With Shi Zhijun closing the door with a bang, Janice's protest was finally locked out.

Shi Zhijun looked back at Wu Linger and found that she was completely unaffected. She was just enjoying her delicious food: "Is it delicious?"

"Well, it's not only delicious, but also makes you feel good!" Wu Linger looked up at Shi Zhijun with a smile: "I have always thought that food is the most vivid character among Chinese characters. The thing that can make people good is food. It refers not only to food, but also to food. So I like food very much, because they can make me feel good!" After saying that, Wu Linger has wiped out the last supper: "Bless you, I'm in a better mood now!"

Although his cooking has been praised many times, no one has ever commented on his cooking in this way. Shi Zhijun sat beside Wu Linger with a smile: "Really? That's good!"

It turned out that I just like cooking, like cooking, and like to hear people say that the food I made is delicious, but I never thought that cooking will also give people a happy feeling. Suddenly, Shi Zhijun felt that he had a new understanding of cooking.

Reaching out and gently touching Wu Linger's head, Shi Zhijun said to her seriously, "Little girl, thank you!"