Chapter 029 My name is Bai Xiaofei

"My name is Bai Xiaofei, 23 years old, a professional graphic designer..."

"Three days ago, specifically, 52 hours and 23 minutes ago, I was rushing for the manuscript. At that time, I was working hard to write a book, head suspension beam cone thorns... Hello! Can the grass and mud horse next door move smaller? I don't want to see what time it is, and I won't let people sleep! Can you still have fun!"

"The one next door calls you sister in the middle of the night. You said that you are a big man, calling like a **, which makes people unable to stop! Your uncle's banana Barra!"

"Hey, as a newly graduated college monk, as soon as I entered the society, I am a passer-by."

"I get up earlier than the chicken and sleep later than the pig. It's not easy to have time to rest and suffer from the destruction of the next door. It's so easy for me!"

"Well, let's get back to normal..."

"Two or three years ago, at 12 o'clock at midnight, Sadako did not climb out of the screen, and there was no female ghost in the mirror. I sat alone in front of the window, tasting a cup of tea and enjoying a song of spring and autumn... Cough, at the usual boring time, I can't sleep, and I have nothing to do when I'm awake. So I quickly prepared the paper towels and opened the D disk..."

"The zombies in this film are really weak. They walk so slowly that they can't even open the door, and they plan to destroy the world? My heavenly city management turned on the 'royal' mode, and I can destroy them in minutes!" Don't think wrong, I watched a horror movie!)

"When I saw half of the horror movie, there was a huge scream next door. I couldn't stand it anymore. I don't need to put up with it anymore! He pulled out a watermelon knife with his backhand, lifted his clothes, and rushed over murderously. A Beijing accent sounded in my mind for no reason~~ 'Wow, look at the black hole in front of me. It must be the thief's nest. Wait for me to catch up and kill him clean!'"

"But when I came to the door, I hesitated... This is the heavenly dynasty. Killing is illegal. It is certainly happy to cut off the dog and the woman, but unfortunately, the temporary happiness is likely to leave indelible scars and stains in the file. I have been like this in my life~~ But I really can't stand such a thing! It's hard to vent your hatred if you don't kill this man and woman! Hey, if it's done neatly, no one will find it, right? I first rushed in with a knife, then destroyed the body, and then forged the evidence of my alibi. As for the way to destroy the corpse, there are many means in Hong Kong TVB TV. As long as you study hard, you can definitely become a mysterious murderer like Jack the Rifter..."

"Two minutes later... The cry next door was gone, and I finally made up my mind:

"Oh, forget it, it's too troublesome. Let's wash and sleep~~"

"However, at this time! My 'golden wood' painted door suddenly roared, and a sharp claw grabbed in without warning! From the big hole, a beautiful girl in black lace and uniform** crawled in, with a concave and convex figure, exquisite... If you don't look at that bloody ugly face~~

"I can see at a glance that this guy has become a zombie... It's true that the little cow went home and the cow B got home. Even the zombies who grew up eating gutter oil are not so fierce!"

"At that time, I thought I was dreaming. You know, I always like to do some unrealistic daydreams. Who has never done this kind of thing? Such as transforming into Ultraman to fight little monsters, or something... Well, at this time, a friend of mine in a university dormitory suddenly called me: 'Xiaofei, don't drink tap water! I just read the news report that the tap water in your city H has been infected by a mysterious virus. Now many people have been infected by the virus. It should have been martial law there, right? Besides, this is not a movie! Those monsters will produce great mutations after eating people. It is said that even if they cut off their heads, they will not die! Grandson, please ask for more blessings. I can only help you here~~"

"After a battle of wits and courage, I finally killed the mutant all/** zombies. After a long night, I called Xiaowei the next morning and heard her say the most cruel words in the world, 'Let's break up'... Ha ha."

"What about the agreed 'hands and grow old together', and what about the agreed 'sea is dry and the rocks are rotten and will never leave'?"

"At that moment, I don't know if it's the end of the world, but that's the end of the world."

"The childhood sweetheart can't beat other people's sweet words, and the two little one can't compare with other people's cars and houses~~ This is life, damn, fucking life!"

"I'm not willing, so I have to ask Xiaowei. Maybe she has no choice but to suffer? Maybe her parents are sick and in urgent need of money? Maybe..."

"In this way, I embarked on a journey to find Xiaowei."

"First, I went out and met a huge caterpillar corpse. I bribed the super invincible Grandpa Mao *, and then I met a dead gay uncle with a pet penguin coco... Later, Coco ate a zombie mosquito, then bit the uncle, and then the gay uncle and Coco merged into a King Kong gourd baby. I ran away and finally escaped.

"Deeply in a critical situation, I went home again, gritted my teeth and took out my wife's book, and planned to play a big ticket~~ I can't help it. Who made the current H city dangerous? The big corpse brothers are all henives flying planes. Cows are in the sky, and they can't bear to let their children not be trapped by wolves! At the critical moment, only cruel people can survive.

"That's right! This is the revitalizing of the hot sales of a treasure, and King Kong will not fall down!"

"In a word, in a word, I survived and gained strong strength. My blood flow is six times faster than ordinary people, and I can circle the earth twice a day. My heart beats more than 200 times a minute, and my heart beats like a deer!"

"It's time for me to look for Xiaowei."

"I tidy up my equipment, carry my bags, my left hand green dragon and moon knife, ** wind roaring Sirius, foot on seven-color auspicious clouds, my head hanging brilliant purple rose light... Cough, please make up your own mind for the specific scene.

"The moment I stepped out of the house, I began the stand-alone version of ' Survival Journey'... On the way, I met the kind and lovely policewoman Hua Xiaohui, the little Loli deer in the big forest kindergarten, the old professor Mu, Xiaojia, the strong male chauvinist security brother, and of course, a corpse brother who chased closely, and a messy monster.

"My name is Bai Xiaofei. My city has been attacked by zombies. All I have to do is to live!"