Chapter 40 Liu Guan

Ding Yi is ready to "** wet his hands" at the right time to express his mood at this time, but because he usually doesn't study hard and has no savings in his stomach, he is "shy", so if he can really put together a few sentences, after ** comes out, everyone's reaction will inevitably make him "shy".

So everyone should study hard, otherwise when you need to be educated, you can't show it. How faceless it is.

The author of this article changed his mind and suddenly wanted to adapt this story into a youth inspirational novel, so it is really well-intentioned to persuade readers to study hard.

Besides, Ding Yi can actually regard poets as extremely sacred "poems", mock them as "** wet", and "poets" are called "wet people". Those who can make such uneducated behaviors, if they can "** wet hands" at this critical moment, they really don't take "wet people" seriously.

If even Ding Yi only cares about having fun in time, he is full of thinking about opening a room and having a primitive relationship with the opposite sex all day long, but occasionally makes some small innovations on the basis of the original relationship. He has no ambition and no big moles. Sometimes he is called a problem, but in fact, he has no problem, can't recite poems, but often gets wet. A person who has no contact with the poets can get wet in time. Isn't it true that even cats and dogs can get wet?

If Ding Yi can properly wet his hands at this time, his arrogant behavior is simply a great insult to the poetry world. It will attract all kinds of schools in the poetry world, including: realistic school, nihilistic school, pastoral school, farm school, urban school, country school, gentle school, beast school, nature school, pretentious school, ... unreasonable school, ..., twisted school... villainous, royalist, ... apple school, egg yolk school...

Besides, usually when ** is wet, in order to fully express emotions, a loud word "ah" is always added at the beginning of the wet. If Ding Yi suddenly shouts "ah" without warning at this time, the reaction of the two policemen may be to lie down on the ground out of the instinct of self-protection; the other may be It is to use the capture, lock the throat and fall, and put Ding Yi, a criminal suspect with abnormal behavior and bad intentions, to the ground.

It is also a shameful thing for the whole poetry world that a prison poet who is about to be born was put to the ground in this barbaric way. Therefore, in order to maintain the harmony of society, for the stability of the poetry world, and for poets to continue to feel at ease, Ding Yi can't be wet at this time.

The most suitable scene for the harmonious development of society is that he can only honestly stretch out his hand and watch the policeman handcuff him. On a very hot day, the handcuffs were put on his hand, and there was a cool feeling.

It seems that this handcuff also has the function of relieving summer heat.

After signing this criminal detention certificate, you have to change places. Ding Yi put on his handcuffs and got into the police car. After watching the car drive away from the gate of the branch, he knew the situation.

It turned out that the police sub-bureau was not responsible for criminal detention. Later, Ding Yi learned that the detainment organ was a detention center. I've been arrested once, and it's better to read a book for ten years. Today, Ding Yi has gained a lot of knowledge.

Looking at the pedestrians and endless traffic outside the window, Ding Yi sighed with emotion in his heart. Originally, I was one of them, but now it's different. They are free and go wherever they want, but he has become a prisoner.

After driving for about twenty minutes, the police car arrived at the detention center in their district.

The police car drove into the gate of the detention center and stopped in the yard. Two policemen took Ding Yi down and came to the door on the second floor guarded by the armed police in the yard.

"Call for a report." A policeman guided Ding Yidao.

Standing guard is a small soldier. The military rank does not seem to be very high. Although Ding Yi is not very clear about the rank of the army, he also has a general impression that this soldier may be just a recruit who has just joined the army. Looking at his childish face, he is about seventeen or eight years old. In the army, they may be the group called recruits.

Now you have to shout a report in front of the youngest soldier. You don't have to think about how your identity has fallen.

Sure enough, the people are different from the criminal suspects. In peacetime, these armed policemen are their own people. They also have a title, called the soldiers of the people. Listen, they are the children of the people. Now, as soon as Ding Yi's identity changes, the children have actually become leaders.

Ding Yi did not have much contact with the people's soldiers. The only long-term and close contact was his military training when he entered the first year of college. Their instructors are all squad leaders drawn from the army. Because Ding Yi is a lazy person, he does not behave well in military training, so their instructors have no good face to him in military training. The well-known reason is that the effect of force is mutual, and this situation in turn leads to Ding Yi's attitude towards people. The views of the people's soldiers are not very good. Therefore, if someone always makes such an unreasonable request for Ding Yi to shout "report" to a soldier, he will be despised and hostile, and will turn his head arrogantly and ignore the object who is asked to shout "report" to him.

But at this time, Ding Yi had no arrogant capital. He has become the object of dictatorship. If he is so hard that he doesn't even shout a "report", then he, the object of dictatorship, is too ignorant and must be under good dictatorship.

This is simply unnecessary for him. Although face is important, Ding Yi is not a person who suffers from face to death. He can afford it. At this point, he has a good understanding of the transformation of his identity.

He shouted "report". Although the voice is not loud enough, the attitude is quite correct.

After the approval of the head of the soldiers, Ding Yi followed the two policemen who sent him into the second door.

His heart is uneasy. Before that, although he did not have an emotional and personal understanding of the prison life in prison, he still learned more or less about the inside story of prison life from some channels.

This is mainly due to some prison-themed novels he saw on the novel website. To be honest, at first, he did not pay attention to this kind of literary works with the theme of prison. Usually, he read some fantasy novels. Generally, the plot of such fantasy novels is roughly: the originally ordinary protagonist in the work, by chance, obtained powerful superpowers, in the development of the story. In the process, he was favored by one to several beautiful heroines, and finally achieved the pure meaning ** story.

When he sees this kind of novel, he usually comes to a conclusion: "It's really bragging." But if you can brag, you can really brag, and you really care about **, but it's also a kind of ability to blow wonderfully, to blow out the level, to make readers click to read, and the plot to blow out is attractive. Anyway, Ding Yi loves to read this kind of novels. Reading novels online has become an important part of his life in addition to playing basketball, playing games, opening a room, eating out, and bubbling bars, and the time he spends reading ** novels accounts for most of the time he spends reading novels online. Usually he doesn't read other types of novels, but once, when he clicked on the homepage of a novel website, he saw a highly recommended prison-themed novel. He casually clicked on the page and went in to read it. Unexpectedly, it attracted him.

He didn't remember the details of the novel, otherwise he wouldn't even be able to figure out the function of the police station without criminal detention, but it left an impression on him. He summarized the following experiences in case of emergency: First, you should keep a low profile in prison and not be too arrogant, especially when you first entered the prison, as a freshman, I will definitely be bullied by some bullying old people. At this time, the issue of attitude is very important. You must keep a low profile and then keep a low profile. You must never be big, but to do a good job of the relationship with the masses. The second is to recognize the situation in the prison and who is the boss. You can't fight against the boss, otherwise you will die ugly. Third, if your family can find an organizational relationship, find a prison director or something like that. Well, don't worry about it. In prison, you eat well and drink spicy food and have a good time.

He didn't expect that these experiences would be useful today. He didn't know whether to be happy or sad. But it's always good to learn more. The so-called learning is endless. Ding Yi thought deeply.

"If you go in, you should first lower your posture." He said to himself. At that time, pretend to have a serious internal injury. After entering the door, squat down and don't stand straight there, which will give the old students in the trumpet a sense of oppression. Slowly, when I become an old student, the focus will become other freshmen, and then I will have room to play. He thought.

Two policemen handed him over to the two comrades in the detention center, said a few words, and turned around and left.

The two comrades asked Ding Yi, "Are there any infectious diseases?"

Ding Yi said, "No."

"Why are you in prison?"

"Suspected of intentional injury."

"So that's it. Come with me."

Dangdangdangdangcai,caicaicaicaicaicai. For a moment, one of them took Ding Yi to the door of an office in the detention center.

"Liu Guan, bring a freshman." This voice is rough and gentle, and there is a little softness in the strong, which is really a flower-faced singing style. Ding Yi has lived with his Peking Opera enthusiast Grandpa for so many years. Although he can't sing Peking Opera, he still knows a little about the classification of some characters in Peking Opera. He knows that this person, like Grandpa, is also a Peking Opera enthusiast.

I really entered the tiger's den and the wolf's den again. I just got rid of Grandpa's harassment and thought that my ears could be quiet. Who knew that in the depths of this big wall, there were still people who were also interested in this kind of art. It's really strange.