Chapter 41 Liu Guan's hiccup

"Bear the general in - ah, ah, ah, ah, ah." Liu Guan sang a fancy song in the room, which was quite skillful.

"The last general gets the order!" It seems that this comrade's official title is not high, and his age is not young. Up to now, he is the "last" general. Ding Yi despises him very much.

"A criminal, surnamed Ding Mingyi, has been brought. Please review it."

"Please take a breath."

"Yes!" At the end, he turned to Ding Yi: "Take a rest."

Ding Yi ordered to take a rest.

"You can go down by yourself to havearest." Liu Guan waved his hand to the last general and burst out a foreign language.

"Do you harm your husband, Rist? What does this mean? Please let me see you again."

Ding Yi instantly understood why he was still a "last general" because he looked young.

Because he is uneducated, he even knows that havearest is going to rest. He despises, despises, and continues to despise.

Liu Guan was a little impatient: "It's just that you can go down and have a rest. If you are uneducated, you have to let me speak Chinese."

The last general had a fever on his face, and he lowered his head in shame, "Then I will tell the birds and birds..."

Dangdangdangdangcai,caicaicaicaicaicai.

He stepped on the drum and gently closed the door when he went out.

Liu Guan looked at him contemptuously when he came out, turned his eyes to Ding Yi, and his face softened a little. He said, "He is just uneducated. Please forgive me."

"No, you're welcome."

Liu Guan didn't quarrel with him anymore, and suddenly said righteously, "Comrades, thank you for your hard work!"

Ding Yi immediately stood upright and shouted, "Serve the people!"

Liu Guan was very satisfied with Ding Yi's reaction and smiled. Okay, okay, good, very strong."

He pointed to a square stool in front of his desk and said, " Sit down."

Ding Yiyi sat down.

Liu Guan took a look at his file and asked him a few questions about his name, age, occupation, gender, ethnic and religious beliefs as usual.

He said, "Why do these people beat you? Judging from your file, it seems that you didn't answer clearly.

Ding Yi thought for a moment and said, "They are bad guys, so they hit me."

Liu Pipeline: "Be serious and answer the questions well. What's the reason why they hit you?"

Ding Yi thought that Liu Guan looked kind and seemed to have no need to tell him those lies. Anyway, my own people have come in. If you want to go out, it depends on how Xiao An's injury is. It's up to fate. And the people with him - A Yi, A Er and A Wu - will also report to the government why they beat themselves.

It's hard to deny it, and it's not easy to say it yourself to take the initiative.

But he hesitated a little. After all, I didn't tell the truth when I was in the branch office. Is it too late to talk about it now?

"This, this, that, that..."

Liu Guan looked at him hesitantly and was unhappy. He said, "What's this, this, that? If you have something to say, is it useful to just say this and that?

Ding Yi: "This, this, that, that..."

Liu Guan was furious. He slapped the table and scolded harshly, "Ding Yi, I think you are still smart. Why do you become stupid at the critical moment? Is your brain broken? Don't want to muddle through. You have to be honest here, otherwise, you won't have your good fruit. Give you one last chance to say! What is the reason? If you dare not say anything, you can try it. I can make you live or die. Do you believe it or not?

Seeing that Liu Guan was really angry, Ding Yi couldn't help but be a little scared. He didn't lie in front of the so-called wise man. Besides, I just thought about so many countermeasures in my heart. How can I behave well in front of Lao Sheng to get along well in the trumpet? But now if I offend the head teacher, I really can't eat and walk away. That's not good.

"I said." Although it is not honorable to say this kind of thing, it is much less than leaving a bad impression on the head teacher. After weighing the two phases, Ding Yi made up his mind. Ding Yi said, "Because I had some immoral relationship with a girl. The girl had a boyfriend or lover. After he knew that we had this relationship, he wanted to find someone to repair me, so yesterday's scene happened."

"Rippai? What do you mean?" Liu Guan was stunned.

It turns out that this head teacher is not very educated. Ding Yi wanted to laugh, thinking that if he really dared to laugh out loud, I'm afraid the consequences would be very serious. This was a very unwise thing, so he didn't dare to laugh out loud. He just laughed a few times in his stomach and said, "It's because he wants someone to fix me, that's why so many people come to beat me."

Liu Guan blushed and remembered that "Ripei Pai's" seemed to mean repair. He showed a timidity in front of this new classmate. He couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. He forced a smile and said, "Oh, Ruipai, I know what I know, that's the meaning of repair. Originally, I understood this word, but what you said has an accent in English, and it's a little squatting. The tone of the district, so I didn't hear it for a moment. So, you should speak Mandarin in the future, don't speak country dialect.

Ding Yi humbly bowed his head and said yes.

Seeing Ding Yi's interesting attitude, coupled with the fact that he had just understood that Ding Yi's "Me" means "I", Liu Guan's mood began to be cheerful again, and he was in a good mood to listen to the story, so he urged, "Continue, continue."

Ding Yi was stunned: "Continue? What to continue?" He thought to himself, I have already said, what else can we continue?

Seeing that he was puzzled, Liu Guan quickly reminded him, "What's the name of the girl you mentioned? How do you know each other? These are all reflected truthfully.

It seems that this is the need of the case. Liu Guan's attitude in handling the case is worthy of respect. In addition, he is my head teacher. Of course, I should report these situations to him in detail - after all, he will still be covered for a period of time in the future.

"Her name is Xie Wei. We know each other so much."

Ding Yi said, talking about a story between him and Xie Wei. When it comes to emotions, sometimes he is passionate, sometimes he smiles, sometimes he sighs, sometimes he howls and cries, and his dedication is overflowing.

Liu Guan was fascinated. When he heard Ding Yi describe the situation that he was not possessed when he first saw Xie Wei, he couldn't help but be fascinated. He gently wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth with his sleeves and said, "What's her name?" Is it Xie Wei? Is she really so beautiful?

Liu Guan's attitude towards handling the case is really admirable. When handling the case, he was so busy that he didn't even have time to take out his handkerchief and wipe it off. Instead, he wiped it off directly with his sleeves. What a dedication.

Ding Yi gradually calmed down his admiration. The topic returned to Xie Wei's appearance and said, "Yes, it's really beautiful, really beautiful."

"Continue, is it almost time to bed/drama? Say it quickly, comeonbaby." Liu Guan urged.

"Bed/Drama?" Ding Yi was stunned, doubted whether he had heard it wrong, and repeated again: "Bed/play? Do you even have to talk about the bed/play? You don't know that the author of this play..."

"What kind of author is he? Don't talk nonsense. I'm angry when I think of this author. What an adult! Grandma, you assigned me here to see the prison. Really... Let's not talk about it. Besides, I'm even more angry. Just describe how he wrote at that time.

"However, the bed/play has nothing to do with the plot of this article." Ding Yi said, "If the scene between the beds is too exaggerated, it will lead to our novel turning into a pornographic novel, which will reduce the overall style of this work, which is not what all our actors want to see."

"What you said is the letter after O."

"What?" Ding Yi didn't hear it clearly and asked.

"P!" Liu Guan read out the English alphabet aloud. Grandma's Xiong, what about all our performers? I'm just a runner. Is this good or bad play none of my business? It's none of my business? Fuck, I'll take dozens of yuan for labor expenses on this day, and I still have to care about this play, okay? Do you still care about whether this play is good or not? This is the bird thing that you protagonists, directors and the so-called author care about. Do you want me to care about it? It's really stupid."

Ding Yi looked at his excited and deformed face in surprise and thought, "It seems that the price difference between the protagonist and the supporting role is too big, which may cause the psychological imbalance of some supporting actors or dragon actors. This is a serious social problem that may affect the stability of society."

Maybe he felt that his behavior was a little gaffe. Liu Guan smiled apologetically and said, "It's okay. It's okay. Go on and just say the author's original words. We extras can't play the bed/play, so we can only listen to it. It's good to have a good time. This is fate.

Ding Yi had some sympathy in his heart, so he read it word according to the author's original text: "Here, the author deleted one thousand six hundred and twenty-seven words with tears."

Liu Guan's face changed from red to green, from green to blue, and from blue to black.

Ding Yi looked at him worriedly: "Liu Guan, are you all right?"

Liu Guan smiled miserably, and his face suddenly turned pale.

"Liu Guan, Liu Guan, what's wrong with you?"

A mouthful of blood spewed out of Liu Guan's mouth. Liu Guan fell to the ground, pointed to Ding Yi and screamed, "Damn it!"

"What's wrong with you? Liu Guan? Are you all right?"

Liu Guan was dying and said to Ding Yi with all his strength, "I think you are still a promising actor. We are also a little predestined. I'll give you a piece of advice..."

Ding Yi bent down, took his hand with tears, and said, "Say it."

Liu Guanyuan opened his eyes and shouted loudly, "Don't offend the author! You have to rely on him in this play! Look, I said something unsatisfactory, and he wrote me to death. I won't close my eyes..."

Before he finished speaking, Liu Guan died of breath.

Ding Yi thought to himself, "That's right. Of course I won't offend the author. Will I be as ignorant as you? If I'm so ignorant, I can't be the leading man.

But he was secretly shocked, a living figure with flesh and blood (the proof is as follows: When Ding Yi pulled Liu Guan's body, he had felt that Liu Guan's body was relatively fat and should be a very 'flesh' character. As for whether there was blood or not, the author has made Liu Guan vomit a few times and spit out blood all over the ground. Help him prove that he is a 'bloody' character, so he is a flesh-and-blood character. After the proof, he was written to death by the author in a blink of an eye. It seems that the consequences of offending the author are really serious.

"My lord, I will miss you a thousand times every day from now on. You will live a long life. I really respect you from the bottom of my heart. Your jade tree is facing the wind, you are not afraid of danger, your righteousness is awe-inspiring, and your strength is endless. You will be at the top of the mountain... I want to buy a string of rosary beads, read it every day, and turn the rosary by saying 'The author's longevity. I swear to turn the rosary a thousand times a day. No, ten thousand times... I must read it a thousand times, ten thousand times... ..."

The author instructed: "Damn, I took U. If you read it a thousand times every day, you won't have time to shoot. Do you want to continue our story? Come on, just keep the respect in your heart. Don't read it out. It's superficial."

Although he said this, the author can't help but feel a little complacent in his heart. Originally, he wanted to write Xiao'an to death and make Ding Yi suffer more, but he wears thousands of times and flattered. Since Ding Yi said so, he wrote Xiao'an as a serious injury and let Ding Yi be sentenced for a few years.