Chapter 42 Cuckold Certificate

Several workers came to lift the body of the extras who played Liu Guan and replaced it with another Liu Guan.

The new Liu Guan sat down tremblingly and said first, "The author's longevity is boundless, longevity is boundless, and the Nth side of longevity is boundless."

The author smiled and said kindly, "Okay, let's act, just put respect in your heart, and don't put it in your mouth all day long. Keep a low profile. Keep a low profile.

"Yes, yes, yes." Xin Liu Guanchao arched his hand and saluted in the direction of the author. Later, he felt that he was still not respectful enough, so he simply knelt down and kowtowed. The author's N+1th comm of longevity.

"Oc's it, let's act." The author thought that it seems that flattery still requires talent. Although this person behaves to the extreme, it makes the person who was photographed very uncomfortable. It seems that he has no talent and no future.

The new Liu Guan finally returned to the story and said to Ding Yi, "Ding, your performance is not bad, so I decided to put you in the 'B' room."

"It seems that the number rooms here are sorted by English alphabet." Ding Yi thought, I don't know how many rooms there are, and which English letters can be arranged from A? Looking at their ranking, there should be no more than 26 rooms here. Because there are only 26 English letters at most, even if it is ranked Z, there can only be 26 rooms.

Seeing that the new Liu Guan was scared by the strange death of Lao Liu Guan and still looked like he was distracted, Ding Yi felt a little funny. Relying on his identity as the hero, and the author's flattery just now made the author very comfortable. As long as he can't play well, the author won't do anything about himself. So he suddenly wanted to tease this trembling new Liu Guan.

"I want to change to the 'A' room."

"'A' room? What's the 'A' room?"

Seeing his inexplicable look, Ding Yi was confused.

"What's wrong? Aren't these rooms lined up from 'A'? Since there is a 'B' room, of course there should be an 'A' room.

"So that's how you understand it." The new Liu Guan suddenly realized, smiled and said, "Our number room here is not sorted in English alphabetical order."

"Oh? What is that sorted by?"

"There are a total of 16 rooms here, so each character in the 16-character policy is used as the font size of the room."

"So it is. Sixteen-word policy? Which are the sixteen words?"

"These are the sixteen words." Liu Guan cleared his throat and read out the sixteen words respectfully: "If you dare to pretend to be B, don't be afraid of being struck by lightning." For example, the word room is the first room, the word room is the second room, the word room is the third room, and so on. You are the 'B' room, which is the sixth room.

Ding Yi almost didn't catch his breath.

"What?"

The new Liu Guan smiled with shame and said, "This is a slogan that our former leader came up with, or the management policy of the detention center. But after thinking about it, he only thought of fourteen words, but there are a total of sixteen rooms in the number room. What if there are still two words left? There is nothing we can do. Let's take 'the period' as the two words 'sentence' and 'number', which is enough for 16 words.

A trace of blood oozed from Ding Yi's lips.

He was suddenly shocked. Isn't the author satisfied with me? The old Liu Guan just now died of vomiting blood. I won't end up the same way, will I?

The author quickly comforted him and said, "It's okay. Don't think about it. This is just your normal reaction when you hear this incredible thing. I won't write you to death. You are the first and only hero in this book. How can you die easily? Don't worry, continue to act with peace of mind.

Ding Yi felt a little at ease and continued his performance, but suddenly he thought that the new Liu Guan put himself in the "B" room, and this "B" was not the "B" of "ABCD", but had a different meaning. Thinking of this floor, he couldn't help but be a little annoyed.

"I don't want to live in a 'B' room."

"Then where do you want to live?" Such as 'a room?' A room with a font size? Or is it a 'you' room?' Do you want a room? Or something else? You can choose whatever you want.

The new Liu Guan asked respectfully.

The author can't help but be a little annoyed.

"Damn it, are you disciplined or is he disciplined? Does discipline still listen to the prisoner? Don't give him special preferential treatment just because he is the protagonist! You can decide what you used to decide!"

The new Liu Guan nodded repeatedly and got the instructions of the author. Of course, it was the highest instruction and should be followed unconditionally, but he did not want to offend the hero, so he explained, "'B' is also good. It's warm and moist inside. It's the best room here, and the monitor inside is a good monitor appointed by me. You won't beat and scold new classmates, so you'd better go to 'B'.

There is no danger of being beaten and scolded, which is a big ** for Ding Yi. He thought for a moment and nodded and agreed.

The new Liu Guan took Ding Yi out of the door and came to a long corridor.

Out of Liu Guan's door, and then through this long corridor, he came to the number of rooms one by one.

The "B" room is the sixth room, and Ding Yi counts one by one along the door of the room. From the outside, these rooms are similar in appearance. The doors are gray iron doors, and the walls are also painted with khaki paint, giving people a gloomy feeling.

After walking through the five rooms of "Ru", "Fruit", "You", "Wing", "Dare" and "Dare", you come to the "B" room. The new Liu Guan opened the door of the "B" room, turned to Ding Yi and said, "This is it. Go in."

Listening to the sound of the lock being opened, Ding Yi still felt a little uneasy.

This is the first time in his life, and he is inevitably a little nervous. Who are the people in the room? In addition to a good young man who has gone astray, what other people are locked in?

"Ring up, stand up!"

As soon as the door opened, I heard a person inside shouting loudly. The voice is loud, which can be heard from this voice alone. This attitude is much more serious than Ding Yi's attitude of military training in college.

"Is this the legendary captain?" Ding Yi looked at the person who made this sound.

A middle-aged man in his forties, with a strong figure, stood close to the door and stood straight. Except for his eyes, which were a little bulging, his cheeks were a little high, his nose was a little collapsed, his eyebrows were a little sparse, his teeth were missing, and his ears were a little crooked. His facial features were quite good, and they didn't look like they were completely. Bull Ghost/Snake God. On one side of his body, there was a row of people standing together.

"Liu Guanhao!" Their powerful greetings made Ding Yi mistakenly think that he had returned to primary school.

"All right, all right." Liu Guan waved his hand to them and said, "Don't ask. Respect should be kept in mind. Be low-key and low-key.

It seems that in addition to the author who knows how to keep a low profile, many characters with prominent identities are also very low-key, and the new Liu Guan is not immune to vulgarity.

He pointed to Ding Yi and said, "This is your new classmate, surnamed Ding Mingyi. Today, I assigned him to your 'B', considering that your 'B' is an advanced 'B' and a civilized 'B'. It is not an ordinary 'B'. In your 'B' room, after Li Da Toad has been assigned as the number leader recently, there has never been a case of bullying new classmates. You should treat your new classmates well. Don't bully them.

"Liu - Guan - please - let go - heart, we - will - definitely - will - not - bully - him! -! -! -!" The neat and consistent answers of the old students made Ding Yi slightly relieved.

It is neat and uniform, and it seems to have been rehearsed.

"Also, I would like to make another request. You can't give Ding Yi a nickname. You! Zhao's cannon tube, Ma Ershidan, and the four-eyed field chicken, and the rotten buttocks A San, who like to give people nicknames, how uncivilized it is. It won't be allowed in the future."

"Okay, we won't give him a nickname!"

Liu Guan patted Ding Yi on the shoulder and said, "Okay, just stay here." If you have any questions, please call me. My number is 3838388, and the other number is 2525225. Do you remember?

"Telephone contact?" Is there a phone here? If there is a problem, can you still contact the new Liu Guan by phone? He is also very kind to himself. Ding Yi was a little grateful. Although it is obvious that he is so good to him because of the face of his protagonist, the kindness he shows to him is only based on Ding Yi's identity as the protagonist. He will also provide high-quality services, which may be better, but he does not smile. Although he can see this, Ding Yi I am still grateful to him.

"Well, contact by phone. I will definitely provide you with high-quality service. Here, you can be carefree and happy. I can provide you with a large number of: guns, ammunition, cold weapons; low-interest loans, credit card cash out; provide agency college diplomas; various certificates such as: marriage certificate, divorce certificate, handsome man certificate, virgin certificate, real original natural non-late supplementary ** Proof, dressed beast certificate, green hat certificate; looking for your first love, father-killing enemy, intimate lover, born bird; drinking on behalf of others, writing love letters on behalf of others, taking the blame on behalf of others, doing homework on behalf of others, living a married life on behalf of others, and so on.

Liu Guan said such a big article in one breath.

Ding Yi and a certain people in the account stared at the new Liu Guan.

"This, this, this, this, is it true?" Ding Yi couldn't believe his ears. Do you take the blame on behalf of others?" If this service is true, wouldn't I have the hope of going out? He looked at Liu Guan. He didn't seem to be drunk and talking nonsense here.

"I want a virgin certificate!" There was a man in the horn who couldn't hold back his excitement and shouted loudly.

"I want a beast certificate!"

"I want a cuckold certificate..."

"I want..."

"I want..."

The noisy voices came one after another, making Ding Yi's head dizzy.

The quiet order in the detention center was disrupted. The people in the other accounts did not know what had happened here, so they poked their heads out of the observation hole and looked this way.

Ding Yi thought that these birds were so nonsensical that they would want these inexplicable things. In this big event that hinders me, I have to find the person who is willing to take the blame first. If they are outside, those who make inexplicable demands on these people will definitely be hostile to them, but now they are old students, they are freshmen, and they have to give some face to the old people. Let's make a request when they are finished.

The new Liu Guan took out a small notebook with a smile, took out a pen from his pocket, and registered one by one.