Chapter 44 Worship the Boss

Rotten ass A San looked at everyone gratefully and talked to the reporter: "The reason why I want a cuckold certificate is like this--"

Everyone listened attentively to A San's words.

"Last time I saw my wife and the adulter, the two men and women are together. Please note that it's a dog, that is, they are intercourse like dogs. I was so angry that I killed them all, so now I have the opportunity to be here with my classmates. Therefore, the reason why I entered school was that my wife cuckolded me, and because I was cuckolded, so I entered the school and had the opportunity to be with all the elites. That's it. Ander's dead egg?"

All the students listened to him and pulled out this sentence. Except for Ding Yi and the new Liu Guan, they all looked at each other and looked at the rotten buttocks A San and didn't know what to say.

Ding Yi gave a thumbs up in his heart and secretly praised, "This child is still a well-educated person. He can occasionally make two foreign words and farts from time to time. It can be seen that there are dragons and crouching tigers everywhere in the world. You can't judge people by appearance. Remember to remember."

The new Liu Guan was puzzled. Although he was a substitute for the old Liu Guan, he was more or less clear about the situation of the personnel in the detention center. He knew that this rotten ass A San Primary School had not yet graduated. In the first semester of admission, he was expelled from school for sexual harassment of a female teacher. He didn't know the English alphabet, but he could actually He released a foreign fart, which was greatly beyond his expectation.

"What, Si Dan?"

A man next to him asked stupidly.

Looking at the appearance that everyone didn't understand, A San couldn't help but be proud and said, "Ande is dead."

Li Da Toad was angry when he saw the appearance of his ambition. In addition, he had never heard of the "egg" said by the rotten buttocks A San. He lost face in front of him and was extremely unhappy. He raised his hand to beat him and said, "What the hell, what kind of dead egg? Come on, what does this word mean?

Seeing that the monitor was angry and rotten ass, A San knew something was wrong. He knew that if he played tricks in front of the monitor again, maybe his head would become the boxing sandbag of the class leader again. That was not a joke, so he quickly said, "Ander, I don't know what this sentence means. I'm watching TV. Learned. I just like to think about it, and then I figured it out by myself.

"Quickly, what kind of egg is Ander's dead egg?"

"Ande's dead egg means: "Rotten buttocks A San looked at everyone's attentive listening attitude, and said with pride and said with great interest, "Ande's dead egg means: If you can safely watch your wife do such a morally bad thing without doing anything, it will make you angry. In the sentence, the words 'An' of 'An'an', the 'moral' of 'moral', the 'death' of 'death', and the 'egg' of 'your egg' are read together, which is called Ande's dead egg.

A trace of blood oozed from the corners of Ding Yi's mouth.

He saw that the new Liu Guan's face also changed from yellow to black, and then from black to green.

The rest of the people were skeptical. A good scholar thought for a while and suddenly smiled, "You said that you saw it on TV. When others said this on TV, was his wife also having an affair and was seen by him? Is that why he said this?' Ander's dead egg'? I don't believe that's what it means."

Rotten ass A San said urgently: "Of course, people on TV don't say this sentence when they see their wife having an affair, but when they say this sentence, the situation is similar. The difference is that their 'de' is sometimes not 'moral', and sometimes it is 'land'. ''''''.

"Nonsense! How can the words in this word be changed casually? What is the 'moral' of 'moral', and what is the 'de' of 'di'? I don't even make drafts. Damn it, if you fool me again, I will fool you."

The "sud" said by Li Da Toad is a dialect, translated into official language, but it does not mean deception, that is, the meaning of "pull" or "brush". The key point of the action is to hit the other party's face or side with the palm extremely quickly and fiercely, which is similar to the action of beating cattle and sheep with a whip, when the palm of the hand is hit the quilt. At the moment on the hit person's face, a crisp sound will be made, and the consequences are: leaving a red palm mark on the victim's face (provided that the victim's skin is whiter) and accompanied by severe pain (provided that the victim's skin is thin and has not practiced iron face skills), causing strong psychological shame to the batter. The sense of humiliation leaves an indelible shadow in his heart (provided that the hit person has strong self-esteem).

He raised his palm and was ready to fight.

Ding Yi thought that Li Da Toad's style has now changed. Every time he wants to fight, but he doesn't really fight. If it goes on like this, the students will not accept him. In this case, the position of his monitor is precarious.

Ding Yi has heard that in the detention center, the best way to control all the students is the fists. None of them are good (except for me, Ding Yi, added a sentence in his heart). Everyone has a ghost, and there is no complicated social relationship in it. If you want to control it, you completely rely on force. Of course, it can't be solved, but force is an extremely important and indispensable means.

Does Li Da Toad want to change his style? Did you change the literati route? To be honest, it's not that a literati can't be a leader, but the premise is that they have resources and chips in their hands, can make a wish for you, so that you are full of beautiful longing for the future, and know that it is a bright future to follow you, so that you can willingly bow down and obey your orders and obey your leader, but what is Li Da Toad? People too? What resources does he have?

You can't take a half-pull nest head and say to your subordinates, "If you listen to me, you will be rewarded with half a nest. Ander's dead egg?"

Of course, the "Ande Dead Egg" he said is a living learning and use, which means different from the "Ande Dead Egg" of Rotten Ass A San. The translation can be understood as "If you don't listen to me, I will beat your 'egg' to death."

When Ding Yi thought of this section, it happened that Li Da Toad also thought of the new use of "Ande Dead Egg". He suddenly understood that the rotten buttocks A San did not lie. The "De" in "And Dead Egg" can indeed be replaced with any word of "Dide". The key depends on how you use it.

But he said "I want to rot my ass" and took back the slap for no reason, which was detrimental to the prestige of the leader. Originally, I just wanted to scare him, but I figured out the use of "Ande's dead egg". If this slap does not go on, it will make the students feel that his leader's judgment is wrong. It is the right of A San's explanation of "And's dead egg". Li Da Toad said that the rotten ass A San is wrong, and this judgment itself is wrong. Since he will misjudge this matter, he may also make wrong judgments on other things, which will cause a chain reaction, causing students to doubt his comprehensive quality and leadership ability.

This is absolutely not allowed.

Thinking of this section, Li Da Toad's slap "flips" to the face of the rotten buttocks A San with lightning speed, and his palms and the facial skin of the rotten buttocks A San made a short, intimate and powerful contact.

A "pop" resounded through the clouds.

A San was slapped with Venus, Mars and Pluto. One Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. A wisp of blood flowed from the corners of his mouth.

He looked at Li Da Toad blankly. He didn't know where he offended the monitor again. After wiping the blood from the corners of his mouth, he said with a forced smile, "The monitor, why did you hit me again?"

Li Da Toad said angrily, "Grandma, what's the reason for hitting you? I just beat you plagiarismly. I don't need a reason.

When A San heard this, he was suddenly stunned, and then shouted to Li Da Toad, "Hero! Hero! I admire you! You ask me how much I love you, and the moon represents my heart. After saying that, he pouted and kissed Li Da Toad.

Looking at his face that had just been swollen by Li Da Toad, coupled with his trying to pout his mouth, there was an intoxicated expression on his face. Li Da Toad raised his hand and wanted to beat him, but like everyone else, his stomach was uncomfortable. He wanted to hold on, but he couldn't stand it anymore. He bent down, fell down by the wall, and vomited in the dark.

Ding Yi and the new Liu Guan have strong endurance, but they also feel that there is a burst of acid in the stomach, and they squat on the ground and vomit dryly.

The extras in the other horns vomited bile and emptied their stomachs, but they couldn't help but continue to vomit.

Rotten ass A San secretly smiled at the readers and whispered, "How dare this bastard Li Da Toad hit me? I'm sick of you. You devastated my body, and I torture you mentally. This is called retribution. Hey hey hey hey."

He looked at other students who were seriously vomiting except Li Da Toad. He felt slightly sorry and said to himself, "My weapon of mass destruction will come out. I didn't expect it to be so powerful. In addition to knocking down Li Da Toad, the culprit, I also accidentally injured many innocent people. This is not my intention.

Seeing that Li Da Toad was about to finish vomiting, he was about to get up holding the wall. The rotten buttocks A San pouted his mouth again and said softly in his ear, "Hero, hero, have you finished vomiting? Please accept a kiss from the slave family. Be sure to give it to others. They have been waiting for a long time.

His coy voice was like a gust of wind, passing through the bodies of all the people present.

Li Da Toad looked at him, his eyes were blank, and he was speechless for a long time. Suddenly, he turned his head, "Oh" and vomited again.

He finally vomited. He was about to get up tremblingly. A San, his rotten buttocks, intimately put his mouth up and said that he wanted to let the hero brother Xiang. As soon as Li Da Toad saw this situation, he couldn't stand it and turned around and vomited wildly. If so, it is N times.

In the end, Li Da Toad vomited blood. He really couldn't hold on. Seeing that his rotten buttocks A San didn't mean to stop, he knew that he really met a big enemy today. If he let it go on like this, he would have to vomit to death here today.

Everyone else has vomited and ended their work and stood weakly beside him. Only the rotten buttocks A San continued to kiss him mercilessly. Others did not dare to come forward to persuade, for fear that this act of bravery would attract A San's interest in himself, which really set him on fire.

After vomiting more than a dozen times, Li Da Toad couldn't hold on any longer, knowing that if he repeated it like this two or three times, he would have to die today. In order to survive, you can only make a decision and throw your face aside first.

After he vomited for the eighteenth time, he was about to stand up. A San, the rotten buttocks, put his mouth in front of him again. Before he could speak, Li Da Toad took the lead, closed his eyes, covered his ears with his hands, knelt down to the rotten buttocks A San, and cried loudly.

This move couldn't help but make everyone stunned.

"I'm a mother--"

The lines you said while crying surprised the actors. After I was devastated, Li Da Toad had the idea of thinking about his relatives, which was also just a sense. Everyone is waiting for him to say the next line with substantive content.

"You are the real hero. Third brother." Li Da Toad knelt on his knees, raised his hands above his head, and bowed to his rotten buttocks three times in a row.

"Receed... me, third brother. I swear that I will always be your little brother in the future, not my little brother, but my little brother. Third brother, take it... and give it to me."

Looking at his crying and depressed appearance, A San's heart couldn't bear it and helped him up.