Chapter 45 Take off your clothes and get wet

"Forget it, I just admire you, but I didn't expect it to make you so disgusting. Do I hate you so much?"

"No... No, San... Brother, I just don't have a bad appetite, sometimes it's a little... a fever and a cold... plus vomiting, and other symptoms of farting and sneezing. Today, it's not... Coincidentally, I had another attack when I wanted you to accept me. It's my fault, it's my... wrong."

This Li toad actually lied and did not blush. Although he was exhausted due to vomiting too much and stammered, he still clearly expressed his intention. Although what he expressed was 108,000 miles from his real thoughts, he was so sincere and thought about it. He is also a person who often lies.

"Han Xin! Han Xin!" Li Da Toad motivated himself by meditating on the name in his heart. Han Xin can endure the shame under his crotch. I, Li Da Toad, can also endure it today. People often say, 'If you can't bear it, you will mess up', and I don't know what it means. Maybe hair is a very important thing. I don't know where it is? Of course, the most personalized hair is under the crotch. When Han Xin was enduring the shame under the crotch at that time, if he was crawling on the ground and passing through the crotch, he suddenly couldn't stand it and soared. He put his head on the man's crotch, and he must have messed up the big hair in the crotch of the man's crotch, so if he can't bear it, he will mess up the big hair. So this big hair must be the hair there. If this hair is messy, will the consequences be serious? It must be so. I can't bear it. If it's messy, it will be miserable. From now on, I will comb my hair every day.

After kneeling three times and knocking nine times, he officially became the little brother of A San with a rotten ass.

Everyone despised his behavior. Such a monitor who used to be domboyant in front of everyone unexpectedly worshipped the least promising person in the class today and became his younger brother. Everyone thought that it was really faceless to be led by such a person before.

But the rotten ass A San has his unique skills, and everyone has to be convinced by this. When he pouted and wanted to kiss you, I'm afraid you will spit out your disgusting lungs. Although the people around him are not his direct attack target, they also hold the wall and vomit disgustingly. If he becomes his direct target, the damage is conceivable.

Thinking of the scene of vomiting on the wall, everyone couldn't help but have a lingering palpitation. Seeing that even Li Da Toad was lying at the feet of his rotten buttocks, everyone also bowed down and bowed to the ground.

"Rotten buttocks, A Sanjun is on the top, please wait and see me."

Dong Dong Dong, Dong Dong, Dong Dong Dong.

Everyone kowtowed nine times.

The reporter next to him clicked and took a picture, and the flash flashed.

Ding Yi saw this scene and didn't know what to do. If you want to kowtow to this rotten ass A San with everyone, it's really humiliating to yourself. If you don't kowtow to him, it will be too detached from the masses.

The new Liu Guan also stood there, not knowing what to do.

He is a newly recruited extra. He is not very good at controlling this complex situation, which makes the situation a little out of control.

After "dongdong", the crowd raised their heads and saw Ding Yi still standing there. A flower-faced tenor couldn't help shouting angrily, "Unrude junior, when you see my master, why don't you kowtow, knock a step late, and immediately take your life. Ah, ah, ah!"

The people next to him also launched a power.

Seeing this scene, Ding Yi thought of his grandfather who loved to sing Peking Opera. He didn't expect that there were so many like-minded friends in this big wall. It seems that after going out, he should introduce the situation here to him and let him do something outside. With his singing strength, he may win ten thousand here. People respect it.

On the first day of A San's office, he was also modest. He didn't care about Ding Yi's rude behavior, and also considered his identity as the protagonist, so he waved his hand and said tolerantly, "No matter, no matter, Ding Yi's new arrival today. Such complicated etiquette doesn't have to be too rigid. Let's talk about it later and later."

Ding Yi was shocked: "Let's talk about it later?" Is this a pun? Does this rotten ass A San still have this kind of hobby? He couldn't help worrying about his safety.

If he dares to do that and spit out his lungs, he will also punch him down. Grandma, I'm such a person in Yushu Linfeng outside. If I do this kind of scum in the trumpet, it will really lose my grandfather's face.

After the inauguration ceremony of Rotten Ass A San, the new Liu Guan thought that he didn't bring any congratulatory gifts and felt that he had lost face, so he found a topic to talk about it.

"The reporter asked you, why do you want a green hat certificate?"

These words reminded the rotten ass A San to break away from the joy of just ascending the throne, and he was immersed in endless pain.

"Green hat certificate? Green hat certificate? These words reminded me of my sad past.

He looked sad.

It's different when you ascend the throne. I will also say "Yi". Ding Yi thought. Listen to how he tells the story. Ding Yi is a person who loves to listen to stories. If conditions don't allow it, maybe he has taken a small stool and sat in front of the rotten butt A Sanjun, holding his hands on his cheeks and listening to Rotten Jun telling stories.

Although there is no small stool, you can barely stand and listen. I don't know if his story is wonderful.

"After I killed the adulterous husband and women, I originally wanted to turn myself in, but later I thought about it and gave up the idea. Then he embarked on the travel life of being home all over the world.

"Where have you traveled? New Mattel? Or is it a pure Thai tour? Or an in-depth tour of Europe? The reporter asked.

"Where are these places you mentioned? Have you left the city?" The rotten man asked.

"This, this..." The reporter was stunned and speechless, so he had to continue to the next topic.

"Is the life of traveling a pleasant life? Without the pressure of life, enjoy the outdoor mood, let go of your wings, and raise the amorous feelings all the way. Oh yeah."

It seems that this reporter is also a wet person. Ding Yi looked at him contemptuously.

The reporter sensed his unfriendly eyes and said angrily, "What are you looking at? Do you dare to look at it again, just a glance, just a small eye, and try it again with a small eye?

He waved two fingers in front of Ding Yi's eyes. Judging from the size of a "small eye" with his fingers, such a small eye should not be much larger than the eyes of insects.

From the appearance, this reporter is far from Ding Yi's opponent. His arrogant arrogance made Ding Yi angry from his heart, evil to the gallbladder, and was about to attack. Suddenly, he thought that he did such an impulsive thing because he couldn't stand the anger for a while, causing himself to be in prison. If he is still so impulsive, that means I still haven't learned a lesson. In the future, I will do things that I will regret. Isn't it in vain to pay such a heavy tuition fee?

Thinking of this section, Ding Yi suppressed his emotions, smiled at the reporter and said, "It's okay. I just think what you said is catchy and beautiful, like the legendary wet. So I just took a look at you. I'm sorry. I don't look at it. I don't even look at it with a small eye.

Hearing what he said, the reporter seemed to have seen a bosom friend. Unexpectedly, he forgot his interview task and chatted with Ding Yi.

"Do you really think so? High mountain! Flowing water! A bosom friend!"

Ding Yi's excitement surprised him. Out of politeness, he also smiled at him perfunctorily and continued to praise his poems.

"You are so wet. The water content is more than 90%, which is really wet and wet. It also overflows with a little salty taste. It seems that this wetness is exhausting your blood. Oh, don't get me wrong, 'blood' is the abbreviation of energy and heart and blood - **.

"Where, where. This poem is just average, the third in the world. Now there is a new wet method, have you heard of it?" The reporter and he discussed the academic problems of the wet world.

Hearing these topics, Ding Yi couldn't wait to punch him until he couldn't see, but on the one hand, he wanted to exercise his endurance. On the other hand, considering the identity of the reporter, he was the person who had the right to speak. To have a good relationship with him, he helped him shake his arm, which might be useful. So he asked modestly, "Is there any new wet method?"

When the reporter saw that he was so modest and easy to learn, he couldn't help but be proud and said, "It's just to take off my clothes and recite poems."

"Every time I have that kind of relationship with Fang Ran, or with Xie Wei, or with Sun Lan, I always take off my clothes when the sheets are very wet. It turns out that this reporter is not talking about poetry, but the same ** wet as me. Ding Yi thought." It turned out to be a fellow. I can't help but have a good impression on this reporter.

"Oh. I know this. It's men who know it." Ding Yi smiled.

The reporter was stunned. It's not like that. Generally, people don't know about such advanced ** wet methods. It is impossible for a person without a cultural accomplishment to know. How can men know all about it? No, no, no."

"It turns out that he is still talking about the so-called 'poetry'. I despise it." Ding Yi was full of disappointment, but he didn't show it on the surface.

"What's the advantage of taking off your clothes and chanting poems?"

"I guess you don't know." The reporter became more and more interested. This is a profound academic issue. Seeing that you are so modest, I'll tell you."

"Hmm. What's the benefit?"

"The advantage of taking off your clothes and chanting poems is that it's cooler to recite poems in summer."

Ding Yi wiped the blood slowly flowing from the corners of his mouth and said with a strong smile, "Oh, I see. It's really better to listen to your words than to read for ten years. I know."

"But that method of chanting poetry is outdated. I invented another method of chanting poetry, which has not been used yet. Do you want to hear it? It's too shocking. If you want to hear it, you have to stand firm. Otherwise, I won't be responsible for shaking you down.

This aroused Ding Yi's curiosity.

"Is there a more shocking way to recite poetry than taking off your clothes?"

"Of course there is." The reporter's eyes were shining, fantasizing about his spirit when he recited poems in this way.