Chapter 75 The Crowd
When the mood was brewing, suddenly there was a group of people in front of the author, including old, young, men and women. Everyone looked at the author eagerly and stopped talking.
The author was shocked and asked, "Who are you?" What do you want to teach?"
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Everyone said with a lot of words. Due to the large number of people, the author can't hear what they are talking about.
"I can't hear clearly. Well, you choose a representative to talk about it."
Everyone introduced a kind-looking old man.
"Are you?" The author asked.
"We are--" The old man took a break and suddenly said, "We are: the vast number of young people, middle-aged, middle-aged and elderly people, and so on."
The author hurriedly bowed to the crowd and said, "I've been looking forward to you for a long time, and I'm disrespectful. What advice do you have for coming here?"
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"Stop, stop." The author hurriedly made a pause gesture: "Please say it on behalf of the representative, so it's clearer."
Everyone was ordered to stop talking. The old man nodded slightly to the crowd and said on behalf of everyone, "My Lord, we have a request for you."
"What are the requirements?"
The old man cleared his throat and put forward their requirements: "Our requirement is that we are not the majority of young people, young people, middle-aged people, middle-aged and old people. We also want to have a beautiful car and a happy sex life. You should also let us be corrupt."
The author almost spit out a mouthful of blood and thought he had heard it wrong: "You, what are you talking about?" It's so unexpected. Why do they give up their ideals and degenerate? Why don't you want to be a crowd anymore? Did Ding Yi's decadent and depraved life attract them and lead them astray? I gave up my ideals and beliefs for this small profit. Are ideals and beliefs so worthless?
"No, it won't be like this. There must be people with faith. I firmly believe. It's just that it hasn't appeared yet. The author muttered to himself.
I didn't expect such a person to appear immediately.
"Wrong." Suddenly, in the crowd, a woman said loudly, "This is just his personal idea, which does not represent all of us. At least my idea is different from him.
The author looked at it and found that she was a young woman, beautiful and delicious.
The author can't help smiling and thinking that there is still salvation in this society. Not everyone is willing to degenerate. In order to have a beautiful car and a happy sex/life, he gives up the opportunity to be a young man, a young man, a middle-aged and a middle-aged and elderly person. Society is very lucky, human beings are very lucky, and the universe is very lucky. Seeing that she stopped talking after saying that sentence, so she encouraged, "Say it, if you have any ideas, just say it."
The beautiful woman said, "I won't think the same as them. I think their ideas are too vulgar. Is that the meaning of life? People still have to pursue and have ideals. Your Excellency, do you think I'm right?"
Everyone looked at her angrily and accused her of being too unnoble, against the trend, and purely pretending to be a donkey.
The author said angrily, "What the hell? If you are not noble, don't you allow others to be noble? How can this happen? How can the gap between people be so big? Shut up, all of them." Then he turned to the beautiful woman and said kindly, "You're right. That's right. I'm worried. With your words, I still have a certain confidence in society. In order to encourage good things in society, I decided to give you a reward. Tell me, if you have any requirements, I will promise you all."
"Really?" The beautiful woman was surprised and happy, "Is this true?"
"Of course it's true. When did the author say something untrue? The monks don't talk about slander.
"Okay." The beautiful woman paused and said, "I'm sure it won't be the same as their requirements: what kind of beautiful car beauty and happy sex/life? It's too vulgar. I despise them, I really despise them. As for myself, my requirements are not high..."
"What do you want?" The author looked at her with a smile, and his eyes were full of encouragement.
"I want, I want a handsome man and a happy sex/life." The beautiful woman added, "Please note that it's a handsome man, not a beautiful woman. I don't have a homosexual tendency. Lord the author, you said you would promise me, don't t tpromise... Your Excellency the author, what's wrong with you? Is there blood coming out of the corners of your mouth? Are you all right?"
"Go————————————————————," the author said slowly.
"What are you going to?"
"Go to hell!" The author finally couldn't control his anger and shouted loudly.
The echo of the author came from all around, one after another, from shallow to deep nine/deep, inspiring and thought-provoking, and all the audience burst into tears.
The beautiful woman's face turned pale. She expected that her good wishes might be ruined. She couldn't help but feel a little frustrated, but she still had a trace of luck in her heart and continued to pester: "My lord, you just said that you don't lie, and you should take what you said seriously. Didn't you say you would agree to my request? Have you forgotten? The so-called nobles forget a lot, but you are not from Guizhou. How can you forget things in such a short time?
The author said, "Grandma's male. What I'm talking about is that if the monk doesn't talk about it, it's not that I don't talk about it. Is it about me that the monk doesn't talk about it? I left a back hand, hey hey hey hey, didn't you expect it? Again, it's none of my business if the monks don't talk nonsense? I'm not a monk. Pay attention next time! You need to improve your ability to distinguish! Don't be deceived so easily. All right, all right, I've had enough fun. Let's go! Everyone will disappear together immediately, or write all of you to death! It's still ugly to die! Anyone who doesn't believe it will give it a try."
When everyone saw that the author was angry, they knew that it was not good. They looked at each other and made up their minds. For a moment, they became birds and beasts scattered. In the blink of an eye, these men and women, such as teenagers, youth, middle-aged, middle-aged and elderly, etc., could not even see a figure. It makes people mistakenly think that these people have never been here before.
The author looked at the empty scene around him, couldn't help sighing and said to himself, "In an instant, even a person disappeared. Unexpectedly, I didn't expect it. It's really awesome. It's just like a flying dog team. I admire it. However, this is not the most powerful. The most powerful thing is that so many people have not even left a piece of paper or any garbage. It seems that in addition to being very environmentally friendly, they are also an organized, premeditated and well-trained reactionary organization. Terrible, terrible."
This sudden incident completely disrupted the author's thoughts. The author thought that the rotten and rotten life was so attractive to people that these people had to give up their positions. It seems that letting a person live a rotten life is a reward for him. How can Ding Yi live such a good life?
Just turn Ding Yi into a young man. Heaven will give a great responsibility to the wet man. He must first suffer his mind, starve his body and skin, and do what he does, so that he can't live a happy sex/life..." The author recites ancient texts while groping how to make Ding Yi a wet man who takes on a big responsibility.
"First of all, arrange a plot for people to kick him into the water while he doesn't care, so that he will get wet. But how to make him take on the so-called 'big responsibility'? The author thought hard, which seemed a little difficult.
"I have it!" The author suddenly became like a smart rest. With a "ding" sound, he suddenly became cheerful: "Let him be kicked into the water on the way back to buy rice, so that he carried a bag of rice and was kicked into the water with a heavy load. He was both heavy and wet, which is enough to call a wet man with a big responsibility. Yes, that's it."
The author smiled like a Mona Lisa and made up his mind to draw up a writing plan. He was proudly, but did not notice that Ding Yi had quietly come to him.
"Dear author, I will resign from the role of Ding Yi. You can choose someone else to play it." Ding Yi's words shocked the author.
"What's going on with this, this, this, this? You acted very well. Why didn't you act all of a sudden?" As soon as the play reached the ** part, it was about to call/bed the plot. The hero actually resigned at this time, which made the author confused.
Ding Yizhen said the reason for his speech and began to question the author: "The author, I heard that you are going to write me as a successful young man? Of course, I can't play the role of a young man! Aren't you swearing when you do this? Do you still want to write me as a wet man with a big responsibility? Did I offend you? How dare you write about me like this?"
"Hey hey, no, gaga, oh, no, ha ha, no, ga, no, no, hehe, yes, it's hehe. Ha ha ha. Who told you this?"
The author was disturbed by Ding Yi's unexpected move and tried to laugh to ease the tense atmosphere. After laughing several times in a row, I always felt that the way I laughed was wrong. Hard work pays off. After trying many times, the author finally changed from treacherous laughter, bad laughter, happy laughter, laughing like a sheep and other incorrect laughter to the only correct way to smile at this time: tolerant laughter.
The author tolerated Ding Yi a few times and comforted him: "These statements are pure rumors. The so-called rumors stop at the wise, and the tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop. How can the wind come from the empty hole? If there is no wind in your nose, you will catch a cold. Wait, wait. The author said so many philosophical words above, the purpose is to ask you, Ding Yi, are you a wise man?