Chapter 76 Director of Public Relations

Ding Yi held his head and said, "Of course I am a wise man. Brain teasers like those under the fifth grade have never been difficult for me. If I were not wise, I believe no one would be wise. Ha ha ha." Ding Yi smiled tolerantly and modestly.

"Then I think the rumor will break when you come to me." The author also smiled tolerantly and said, "Don't worry. I won't write about you like this. How can you be a young man? This is not just an insult to you, it is simply an insult to me! It's an insult to all our performers! Disdain! Extremely seriously despised! Your Excellency, I hereby solemnly declare as follows: Ding Yi will never be written as a successful young man in the future. Ding Yi, don't worry, it will be your good life soon. There will be a car, beauty and happy sex/life soon. Don't you want to live such a life? Think about it, I've been in prison for almost three years, and I'm about to live a good life. You're going to resign now. Can't you let others live a good life?

"So, the matter of making me a young man is really just a rumor? In the future, I will soon live a happy life with beautiful women and happy sex/life?" Looking at the author's sincere expression, Ding Yi said happily.

"Of course." The author patted the chest of a beautiful woman next to him and promised.

Ding Yi asked strangely, "My lord, you have to make a promise to me. Just pat your chest as a guarantee. Why do you pat a beautiful woman's chest as a guarantee? It's really strange."

The author kindly "hehe" twice and said, "That's a good question. This is a very serious problem and a profound problem. It has both powerful and reaction considerations, as well as research in the field of male and female psychology. Of course, the most important thing is the elasticity and feel. In short, it is difficult to discuss this problem clearly in the length of one or two books. However, the author has made a promise here first. What are you worried about, Ding Yijun?

Of course, the reason why the author patted the beautiful woman's chest to assure Ding Yi is not as complicated as the author just explained. The main purpose is to keep a backhand. If the next time I accidentally write Ding Yi into a promising young man according to the inertia of writing and the thinking of making shoes, when Ding Yi pleaded with the author, the author can find an excuse to say that when I made a guarantee at that time, I took the breasts of a beautiful woman. Of course, the responsibility for the guarantee was borne by the beautiful woman. Don't look for me, go find a beautiful woman. There are thousands of beautiful women in the world. Ding Yi is busy looking for beautiful women. Of course, there is no time to blame the author. This is the author's good calculation.

I didn't expect Ding Yi to be deceived by the author's clumsy method: "Then I'll rest assured first. You go ahead, I'll go first." Ding Yi took a look at the beautiful woman and was happily ready to leave.

Before leaving, he also learned from the appearance of the author and patted the beautiful woman's chest to assure the author: "Don't worry, Lord, with your words, I will definitely perform well. In terms of emotional drama, I dare not say that it makes the audience cry, but in the field of bed/play performance, I will definitely watch you **/water..."

"STOP!" The author stopped Ding Yi's untimely and unsuitable statement about children in time, looked at him reproachfully, waved his hand and said, "Go. Remember, sometimes the truth can't be said. Remember to keep a low profile.

Ding Yi agreed, reluctantly suppressed his smile, and continued to leave happily.

Suddenly, the author realized a problem: just now, when the author patted the beautiful woman's chest as a guarantee, Ding Yi did not fail to see the author's intention. He just made a plan and took the opportunity to pat the beautiful woman's chest to make a promise to the author.

As for the starting point of his doing so, is to avoid his responsibility for the assurances made in the future, or just considering the comfort of the hand, the author does not know. The author is too lazy to explore the answer to this question. At this time, there is another problem in his heart that is bothering him.

"Alas." The author sighed and shook his head. Then he said sincerely, "It's difficult. Is it easy for me to be an author? Even the characters in the book have to make demands. It's really difficult. If it really doesn't work, it's better for me not to be the author and not to be the first. Be a seater, sit first. If you still can't, just be a ninja and be patient first. If it doesn't work, thirty-six tricks are the top plan: it's better to be a pedestrian and go first. Let these characters die by themselves. Readers, go ahead by yourself.

But looking at Ding Yi's back, the author decided to be a responsible person and live up to the expectations of Ding Yi and other characters for the author. You can't go first if you want. It's not right to do this. There is no future and it's not harmonious.

Watch Ding Yi and a group of friends drink wine in harmony until they get drunk and fall asleep. The author's heart is full of responsibility.

Let these characters written by the author be happy. There are always some unsatisfactory things about the characters in real life, but since these people are all created by the author, it seems that it is also the responsibility of the author to let them all live a happy life.

But there is a difficult problem. Although it is only a character created by the author, the happy life of some people is built on the pain of others in the book.

It's like Ding Yi's imprisonment. He was sent to prison because some people made bad things behind his back. In prison, Ding Yi lost a lot. During this period, Ding Yi was in great pain. Although Ding Yi eats and drinks spicy food in prison due to his grandfather's relationship and Ding Yi's own ability, his life without freedom is full of pain. Therefore, Ding Yi suffered a lot in prison.

But because of his suffering, he benefited other characters in the book. They have been happy or sexually blessed because of Ding Yi's suffering (why do they say so? This will be proved in the future. If it can't be proved, just think that the author didn't say it. It's all hallucinations. Amen).

If Ding Yi has always been happy, at least some people are unhappy: for example, Guo Linhui, if Ding Yi and Fang Ran continue their love relationship, it must be an unhappy thing for Guo Linhui, who has always liked Fang Ran.

Therefore, the happiness of everyone in the book is contradictory, and the happiness of some people will inevitably lead to the unhappiness of others.

Therefore, making everyone in the book live a happy life must be just a good wish of the author, which is difficult to achieve.

But for the author, of course, he wants the protagonist to be happy.

Therefore, Ding Yi is rest assured. If he is not happy in the future, it must be that the author has a deeper pursuit and a more detached goal, and will change to the pure literary and artistic route.

In the current foreseeable future, the author should not take the literary and artistic route.

So Ding Yi should be happier in the future, and of course he will be very happy.

Let's wait and see.

Below is the advertising time.

"If you can hold the card condom, you can definitely hold it." A beautiful woman is holding a rubber product and is promoting it hard.

"Go, go!" The author kicked the beautiful woman out of the screen. Who brought this advertisement?

The director of the advertising department ran over in panic: "It's me. What's wrong?"

"How do you pull this tasteless advertisement? Can you hold a condom? I haven't heard of it. This must be the product of a township enterprise. If I guess correctly, this is a brand condom factory. It must have been a balloon factory before, right? If the benefits don't work, change to condoms. It's not promising! Pull this kind of unknown product, why can't you pull that famous brand product?

"I don't know which brand-name product you are talking about, author?"

"It's the big condom, the kind that can blow a lot with a blow."

"The product you mentioned seems to be bubble gum, right?" The director of the advertising department asked.

The author knew that he had said something wrong, but he refused to admit it. He said, "Don't care what kind of product this is. In short, I want you to pull famous brand products. You are fine. How can you pull this kind of tasteless advertisement? Huh?"

The director of the advertising department explained: "The main reason is that this work has not been well-known for the time being. I can't pull famous brand products. This condom is still pulled over by the beautiful director of our public relations department who came to the door in person, held a banquet and promised each other. Is it easy for us?

The author thinks that it is really not easy to make a living now. Considering that they have worked so hard and paid a lot, the author felt that the attitude towards the director of the advertising department was too bad, so he became kind.

"I had a bad attitude just now. I apologize to you first. Let me ask you, how much does this advertisement cost to invite customers to dinner?

"It's not expensive or expensive. It only cost 5,000 yuan."

"What? It cost 5,000 yuan? So much? Why is there no concept of cost accounting at all? The author is very heartbroken.

"This, this, it's not that you don't know that the competition is fierce. You also often teach us: I can't bear children to trap wolves, I can't bear beautiful women to attract perverts, and I can't bear to let my mother recruit my father... right? In order to attract advertisements and get greater profits, it's worth spending some money to treat guests to dinner.

His explanation is also reasonable. As long as the cost is less than the income, it is also economically cost-effective. It seems that the director of the advertising department still has a certain management mind, and the author secretly praised him in his heart.