Chapter 103 Obscene Thought

"How did you have such an idea? What scruples do you have? Hearing what he said, Xue Baochai felt very strange. However, she is a smart person and suddenly figured it out. Maybe he wants to say what he once learned in prison college. This is a stain on his life, and if he has scruples about it, it is indeed reasonable.

Sure enough, Ding Yi said, "I was forced to study in the prison university because I made a mistake, and everyone knows that the prison university is a fake pheasant university. People who come out from there look at them like pheasants. They are treated as a pheasant all day long. I have low self-esteem. . Therefore, compared with your experience of studying abroad, our gap is simply one in the sky and one in the underground, one is the light of the sun and the moon, one is the light of Fireflies, one is Mount Tai and the other is red hair. Note that the red hair mentioned here is a thin and weak red hair, not a bundle of red hair piled up into mountains. You said, the gap between us is so big, how can I be ashamed to express my love to you?

If what he said is true, then this question is not enough to worry about. When Xue Baochai planned to let him be his boyfriend, he had already forgiven his experience of studying in prison college in his heart, so he said, "In this world, who can make no fault? It's great to know mistakes and correct them. If you really think that our gap is too big and causes you to feel inferior, then you don't have to worry. As a good young man trained by socialism, I will help you, take care of you, care about you, and love you based on the principle of advanced promotion and backward progress. Let you feel the warmth of the socialist family. Let's walk hand in hand on this avenue of golden light, work together, unite and work together to create a better tomorrow.

Ding Yi is very strange. Xue Baochai is not very old. He should not have seen the model of revolutionary Peking Opera. How could he suddenly say such revolutionary lines?

Having said that, the shadow of life in the prison college is always with me. I feel too inferior. I don't know how to summon up the courage of life, and I need psychological comfort. Ding Yi said sadly.

"What kind of psychological comfort do you need?" Xue Baochai was moved by his bold words just now and decided to sacrifice the little self and complete the big self. In order to restore confidence in life to a handsome man who has lost confidence in life, it is also an incumbent responsibility to do some psychological comfort to him. As long as I can help, I will definitely go through fire and water.

Xue Baochai was moved by his heroic words just now. The revolutionary flame in his heart burned enthusiastically, and his blood was boiling. He even said such impassioned words as "go through fire and water, don't hesitate". It can be seen that she is determined.

Ding Yi said in a difficult way: "This matter is too difficult. I'm afraid it's difficult for you to complete. Forget it, don't be reluctant to do it. I appreciate your kindness. It's nothing that I suffer a little from my heart. It's nothing that I'm surrounded by a sense of inferiority all the time. It's nothing that I've lived in the shadow of prison and college all my life, but I'm really sorry to let you make such a big sacrifice. Forget it, I won't mention it again. Alas."

His hesitant and stop talking aroused Xue Baochai's curiosity. She wanted to know why what Ding Yi said was so difficult to complete. So she urged, "Tell me, maybe I can help you. Even if I can't help you, maybe I can give you some advice, which is much better than thinking about it here alone.

Ding Yi was secretly happy when he saw that she was about to be tricked, but he continued to perform as if he pretended to be reluctant: "This is really not good. I can't let you make such a big sacrifice to eliminate my inferiority complex. In this way, even if I no longer feel inferior in the future, I will feel that I owe you too much, and I will carry a heavy mental burden in my heart, which will also eat tastelessly and sleeplessly.

"If you want to say it, you can say it. If you don't say it, you have to say it. Come on, I'll help you with your reference. If I can help you, I will help you. Xue Baochai thought that if with his help, Ding Yi regained his self-confidence and abandoned his sense of inferiority, then he would have the confidence to be his boyfriend, and the purpose of tonight would be achieved. It was really a gratifying thing.

"Well, since you are so curious, I'll say it." Ding Yi said, "I am always living in the shadow of prison and college. Every time I think about it, I will be like a awn on my back and sweat. Especially in the dead of night, when there is no one around, whenever I lie in ** and recall my experience in prison and college, I will have abdominal pain, insomnia, night sweats, dreamy, dry mouth, heartbeat, suspicion, yellow face, chicken thinness, and can't get up.

"Chicken thin, male can't rise", this is a very serious symptom for men. It sounds like this symptom is so serious. Xue Baochai asked with concern, "In this case, didn't you go to see a doctor?"

"These are all demons. It's useless to see a doctor." Ding Yi sighed and said, "But later, I summed up a set of methods and slowly suppressed the demon."

"Oh? What's the way?"

"Whenever I am troubled by these heart demons, I imagine myself as a newborn child. My heart has no distractions, my heart is like water, my heart is refreshing, and the Jade Girl Heart Sutra slowly drives away the heart demons." Ding Yi said.

Xue Baochai pondered for a moment and felt that his method seemed to be effective. The so-called calmness is naturally cool. As long as you adjust your mental state, some selfish distractions will naturally not disturb your mood.

"Yes, you can actually summarize the way to drive away the demon by yourself. It's quite awesome." Xue Baochai sincerely praised him.

"But sometimes it doesn't work." Ding Yi said, "When you are in a calm mood, this method is sometimes useful, but when you are upset, this method doesn't work. Later, I summed up another way. When I was in a more irritable mood, I could drive away the demon with no choice.

Xue Baochai couldn't help admiring Ding Yi. He didn't expect Ding Yi to look like such an embroidered pillow and a bag of grass, but he still has such a strong ability to explore. If his intelligence is used in the right place, he may be Edison's second. It seems that he is really unat good-looking, so she asked, "What's the way you can drive him away? Where's the devil?"

"In addition to fantasizing that I am a child, I also need to do some auxiliary work: take off my clothes naked, so that in addition to being cool, it is closer to the state of the child without clothes when he is born, which is more helpful for me to calm down to drive away the demons." Ding Yi said his method.

Xue Baochai blushed and thought of Ding Yi lying naked in ** and focused on driving away the demon. He felt that the picture was a little erotic/smetic, and his heart beat faster. However, when she imagined, she had mosaic the key parts of Ding Yi, which showed that she was still a good girl with moderation. It's just that because her mosaic skills are far worse than the author's arbitrary mosaic skills, in her mind, the key parts of Ding Yi are not completely covered by the mosaic, and she also exposes a little bit from time to time, a little on the left, a little on the right, and a little on the right. There was a little exposure in the middle again, which made her upset and her face turned slightly red.

However, Ding Yi only had to teach himself the experience of exorcising demons, so he didn't care too much about Xue Baochai's expression. He still said attentively: "But this method is still not very useful when I am extremely annoyed." Ding Yi said, "So I strive for excellence and imagine another further way to drive away the heart demons. No matter how annoyed I was at that time, I have the confidence to completely drive away the heart demons."

"What's the method?" Xue Baochai looked at him with a smile.

"When I strip myself and think of myself as a child, I always think that the child needs to breastfeed, so I can't help but want to eat milk. But if I am asked to eat a pacifier, it is contrary to the spirit of breastfeeding. This way is not original, not green and environmentally friendly. So I think that if there was a woman who was willing to help me when I drove away the heart demon, let me be naked, and supplemented by eating her milk while driving away the heart demon, she would be invincible.

Although he was psychologically prepared, when Xue Baochai heard him talk about such a sex/passion scene, he couldn't help but be shy, his face turned red, and his heart said, "Ding Yi is full of **/obscene thoughts. Even the way to drive away the heart demons can be designed to be so erotic/smetic. If the professionals in the exorcism world know this is known. Isn't it a crooked nose?"

However, the general exorcism symbols are Taoist priests in the Taoist world. The disrespectful title to Taoist priests in the outside world is "cow nose old Taoism", and they don't know the origin of this title. Is it because the cow's nose is relatively large and it is not easy to be crooked, so they expect that a person named Ding Yi will try to crook their noses after a few years later. Son, and the preventive measures that you thought of in advance? Prevent trouble before it happens, prepare for a rainy day, expect the enemy to be the first, and don't fight an unprepared battle?

If this is indeed the case, then it seems that the title of "cow nose old way" is not a contempt for Taoist priests from the outside world, but a self-proclaimed name of their Taoist practitioners. Such a name is not of great use at ordinary times, but it is very useful at critical moments. Once you suddenly find that Ding Yi is trying to be angry with them. With the intention of the nose, they immediately raised the title of "cow nose old way" to tell Ding Yi and other boring people who want to crook their noses: We are "cow noses", which is very big and difficult to be angry. The behavior of you want to crook our noses is to block the car with your arms, the dragonfly shaking the tree, and the little tadpole looking for your mother. In short, it is difficult to succeed.