Chapter 104 The Big Dipper Array

Ding Yi did not consider taking the crooked Taoist's nose as his own responsibility, but continued to interpret to Xue Baochai how to better exorcise the heart demon.

"The method just mentioned is not the ultimate exorcism. It can only exorcise the demon for a while. When you have nothing to do and relax, maybe the demon will take advantage of it. In response to this situation, I have developed an ultimate exorcism method. As long as it is used, in addition to exorcising the heart demon immediately at that time, it can also completely exorcise the heart demon from my body. From then on, the heart demon will never harass me again. Do you want to know?"

Xue Baochai didn't say anything. He said that Ding Yi was a dog who couldn't change to eat sh/it. The method he wanted to say next was definitely even more erotic/affection. The first exorcism method he proposed earlier was to imagine himself as a newborn child, which belongs to the pure love school. The second method is to imagine himself as It can barely be regarded as an art school to exorcise the heart demons by not hanging up. The third kind is that he exorcises demons while eating milk in addition to being naked. It is enough to be a third-level school. According to this trend, isn't it a yellow top-level pumping/interpolation school without obstruction and mosaic?

Ding Yi saw that she did not respond, so he enthusiastically took the initiative to introduce her:

"This ultimate exorcism method has been successfully developed by my painstaking efforts, and has obtained the ISO9001 quality system certification. I have nothing to do today. It's okay to talk to you. The previous method of exorcising demons while breastfeeding has been very effective, but the effect is only temporary, and the method I'm going to tell you is for a lifetime. It can really completely exorcise the heart demons.

He paused for a moment to aggravate the artistic effect of the words he was about to say: "In addition to wanting to eat milk, children actually have deeper ideas and higher-level pursuits. After they were born, the real environment has changed a lot compared with the environment in their mother's body, resulting in their serious psychological discomfort. In the depths of their hearts, they always want to return to their mother's body. Therefore, if there is a chance to return to the mother's body, their hearts must be peaceful and quiet. When I am nursing, although I can drive away the demons for the time being, if you can give me a chance to imitate and return to the mother's body, then I will naturally feel at peace. But now that I have grown so big, I can't really return to the mother's body. How can I achieve the effect of imitating the return to the mother's body?

He paused for a moment and looked at Xue Baochai's reaction. Seeing that she was listening with a smile, he didn't have much reaction, so he continued, "So I can only send a part of my body to return to the mother's body on my behalf. As for which part of the body, of course it is my little brother. The so-called little brother is used to send. I sent my little brother into the imaginary mother body. Of course, it is impossible for me to enter, but my determination to return to the mother body is forever, so my little brother tries to return to the mother body again and again on my behalf. It can be imagined that my little brother can go in, but I can't get in. However, under my education, my little brother is a little brother with a very big picture. He doesn't want to go in alone, so after entering by himself, he found that I couldn't get in, so he retreated back and rushed in to see if he could let me go in under its assault. Although it is destined to be useless, it has this spirit of never giving up without reaching its goal, which makes me very moved. In a word, if you can't get in at a time, you can do it again. If you can't, you can go back and go in again. The so-called where did you come from and where did you go? This time, over and again, until you were so tired that you vomited, you really did your best and vomited. After it was tired and vomited, although my whole body was also very tired, my heart was full of peace and peace. Although I failed to successfully return to the matrix, I have tried. As long as I have worked hard, whether I can succeed or not is secondary. There is a good saying that the spirit of the Olympics is not to win the gold medal, but to participate. After I participated, my heart was peaceful, and the heart demon left me. As long as I have tried this method, I will live a life full of happy sunshine from now on. There is no sense of inferiority, but only insistable self-confidence. How nice. But who can I ask to help me with this? I can't make up my mind. If you make such a sacrifice, I'm really sorry.

After listening to it, Xue Baochai was both angry and funny. He thought that Ding Yi's peerless big ** worm was so unbearable. If he didn't punish him immediately, it would simply teach the young man, which would make the young man mistakenly think that this kind of yellow words were full of temptation after reading this book. The behavior of a lady is worth advocating, and then it will be imitated. Sure enough, isn't the social atmosphere a sharp retreat? Of course, this kind of thing must not happen, and he must be punished well.

But how to punish him? Xue Baochai had a meal and had an idea for a moment.

"Hmm." Xue Baochai pretended to think carefully and paused for a moment, as if he had made a very important decision. If it can help you get rid of your sense of inferiority forever, even if I make some sacrifices, it doesn't seem to matter.

"Really?" Ding Yi was secretly happy, but he pretended to be very embarrassed and said, "However, this may be too much sacrifice for you."

"It's nothing for me to sacrifice, as long as I can completely eliminate your sense of inferiority, but I know that there is actually another way, which is more effective than yours."

"What's the way?" Ding Yi asked humbly.

"Pain diversion method." As Xue Baochai spoke, she pinched Ding Yi's hand hard with her must-kill skill.

Due to surprise, Ding Yi didn't have time to make an ideological preparation to suppress the scream. His scream was indeed a shocking cry. Compared with the ghost, the sun and the moon, the lightless stars compared with the colorless treble part. Even the world's three tenor heard it and only shouted with admiration.

Ding Yi's scream made him the focus of attention. The music in the dance hall stopped abruptly, a few spotlights "brushed" a little, and several bright beams of light shone on Ding Yi's body.

Several security guards in the dance hall appeared and walked through the crowd, surrounding Ding Yi and Xue Baochai.

"Did you send the scream just now?" The leading man stared at Ding Yi and asked.

Ding Yi was painful, angry and embarrassed. Looking at the rude words and deeds of these people, he wanted to lose his temper, but when he saw the audience around him watching angrily, he thought that the scream just now had disturbed their elegance. If it was unreasonable, he might become the public enemy of the people, and the consequences would be unimaginable, so Suppressing the anger in his heart, he said gently, "Screaming? What screams? Who screamed? Are you making a mistake?

The security captain was very strange. He said that the statement was sent from their position, but when he heard the man say so righteously, he saw his calm attitude. It seemed that this matter had nothing to do with him. Was it a mistake to a good person?

Next to him, a man with glasses stood up and said, "It was him who called me just now. It scared me. It was really a big jump. I almost jumped to 2.40 meters to break the world record, but unfortunately, I was not on the track and field at that time, and I lost a chance to win glory for the country. At that time, I was flirting with my girlfriend, you and me, gathering three farmers. Just as I was about to reach the state of selflessness, he suddenly shouted like this, which scared me so that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. Up to now, I have not recovered. The consequences are too serious. In the future, it may cause me serious psychological obstacles when I make out. When I want to make out with my girlfriend, I can't help jumping 2.40 meters. You said, how can I make out with my girlfriend in the future? Those who know know that I'm intimate, and those who don't know think I'm jumping. What do you think I should do? Do you want him to compensate for the loss?

"Yes, it's time for him to compensate for the loss." A righteous crowd said.

"My eardrums are about to be broken. If the membrane is broken, the consequences will be very serious. Pay me for the film." Another male audience said in a shrill voice.

"Yes, you can go to the hospital for a check-up. If the membrane is really broken, you need to let him pay for it. A membrane is related to your life. With this membrane and without this membrane, the consequences are very different. This is related to the reputation of a girl. Oh, I'm sorry, you're a gay man. The main reason is that I have that... membrane complex, so I made two things wrong. One is to get your gender... wrong, and the other is to get the position of the membrane wrong. What you are going to break is the eardrum, not that... that membrane." Another righteous audience began to speak fluently and then stammered.

"What did you say?" The man who was mistaken for a woman by him was furious and rushed up to beat him. Grandma, people say that I'm seriously feminine and say that I'm a sissy. That's all. After all, I'm a sissy, and I don't say that I'm a slave. Anyway, the sissy is also a female leader. They respect me by saying so. But you compare my eardrum to that membrane. I can't stand it anymore. Is it possible that my membrane is broken and can it be repaired for dozens of yuan? It will cost at least more than 300 yuan, right? It's several times more than that film! It's so annoying!" After saying that, he raised his orchid finger to pinch the man's face.

"All's it!" The righteous security captain stopped him and said, "Girl, no, no, sir, don't make trouble. Let's deal with this matter first. This is a question about the order of the venue, as well as the quality of the people watching the venue. If everyone comes here from time to time to shout and disturb the consumption mood of our customers, who do we regard as the audience? Is it really nothing? After this matter is spread all over the world, our career prospects in the future are worrying. How can you show people the scene in the future? Brothers, set up the Big Dipper Star Array!"