Chapter 107 Condoms and Sanitary Napkins

"Damn, grandma, what else do you have besides preaching?" Ding Yi lost his temper at the people on the TV. He changed all the stations, but he still couldn't find his favorite program, which was a little annoying. Shit, are there so many TV stations that don't even have an A-ray?

After all, it is not a capitalist society. It is difficult for my beautiful dream to come true, and I can't help sighing.

After another round, I suddenly saw the city's news station and started the program "Love in the World".

"Full of Love" is an interview program, and Ding Yi will watch it when he is free. When he is not sex/life, doesn't go to be happy outside, doesn't drink with friends, doesn't watch porn, doesn't sleep, doesn't be stunned, and doesn't pretend to be a donkey, the program "Full of Love" is also one of his choices. There are two hosts in the program, one is a man and the other is a man - that's impossible. The other one is, of course, a woman. The so-called harmony of yin and yang is the right way of life. It's not tiring to work with men and women. If two men host a program together, it is likely to be misunderstood as promoting a homosexual lifestyle, which will be despised by everyone.

Male host, surnamed Bi, graduated, female host, surnamed Wei, surnamed Wei Zhizhi.

Although the names of these two people are a little interesting, the programs they host are still close to life and serve the people. It is often used to expose the privacy of some people in the name of paying attention to people's livelihood, claiming to solve the problems for the parties concerned. In fact, it is to use the people's voyeurism to improve the ratings and add some advertisements.

In the final analysis, this is consistent with the author's behavior of often advertising various products in the book. Ding Yi thought contemptuously: a racuse on a hill.

To Ding Yi's vicious attack on the author, the author smiled kindly to show that he was generous and convincing people with virtue.

"Naughty boy, let's see." The author said in his heart.

The male host on TV is talking to the audience after graduation: "Now it's the program "Full of Love". Welcome to watch it. I'm your old friend. My name is Super Cool/Slip Condom. Super cool/slippery/slippery. It feels cool after wearing it. It's not only cool but also slippery. It's an unforgettable experience. Everyone should have known and familiarized with the one next to me for a long time. She is also an old friend of yours, whose name is Hao Anxin sanitary napkins. It's so reassuring sanitary napkins. On a large amount of days, it's just as reassuring. Now please say hello to everyone with a rest assured sanitary napkin. The male host graduated and said to the TV camera.

Ding Yi thought he had misheard and almost sprayed out the water he was drinking. Condoms and sanitary napkins? Did I drink too much, or is it April 1st, April Fool's Day, or is my husband's brain short-circuited today? Why does he inexplicably claim to be a condom? Do you also call Wei Zhizhi a sanitary napkin?

In an instant, he rejected the two options in his question. Today is very sure. It's one day in August, not April 1st, April Fool's Day. Although he and Xue Baochai drank with each other yesterday, Ding Yi is not stained with wine today. I didn't drink too much yesterday, and today I won't be out of my mind because of a hangover.

There seems to be only one choice: Today, Mr. Graduation's brain is short-circuited.

But this "Full of Love" program does not seem to be broadcast live, but a recorded program. How can there be such a serious mistake? Is it possible that except for Mr. Gradu, his brain is short-circuited, even the director, director, program leader, and TV station leaders are all short-circuited?

Is there any malicious attempt in this? Is it an ancient satire to try to express some of their ulcandid purposes in a humorous, nonsensical or ironic way?

Ding Yi can't understand it.

Wei Zhizhi heard that she was a sanitary napkin after graduation. I don't know how she will react? Ding Yi thought, they must not beat each other at the broadcast site. It's not good to be impassioned, untied, topless, and naked.

On the TV program, I saw these two male and female hosts who are sanctimonious and actually get advertising income in the name of helping people solve problems. In the case of satisfying the audience's voyeurism, they bite and fight nakedly and attack each other's ** parts. Although they can satisfy everyone's voyeurism, this makes the people's attention to the TV festival. The seriousness, normativeness, fairness, authenticity and legality raise doubts, and the gains outweigh the losses.

Ding Yi is very strange when he became a person who knows the big picture. According to reason, he should be a person who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic. How can he care about the people's doubts about the nature of the TV festival?

Later/after several days of hard thinking, Ding Yi finally got the answer.

Because in his history of appreciating A films, he saw too many mosaics in key parts, which made him very depressed. When I think of the two hosts naked ** attacking each other by pinching, slapping, mouth biting, kicking and so on, it is natural to think that their important parts will be covered by mosaics. In this way, it is very difficult to quench their thirst, just like when they drink until they are happy, they are suddenly told that the wine has been drunk and cannot be replenished; Do/Love Gang After taking off her clothes, the woman suddenly told you that it was inconvenient to do it today. Wait, wait. In this case, it's better for male and female hosts not to be naked and continue to be naked.

"If you give birth to Yu, how will you give birth to Liang?" This is what Comrade Zhou Yu said to God a few years ago. The general idea of the lyrics is: God, since you have given birth to a Zhou Yu, why do you have to give birth to another pig and dog? ( Note: The pig and dog bright here is not a pen mistake, but a shameless attack on Comrade Zhuge Liang in the dark of Comrade Zhou Yu's heart. Let's despise Comrade Zhou Yu.) Everyone thinks that Comrade Zhou Yu has coaxed, and the jade tree is facing the wind, but there is another pig and dog bright. He is more awesome than me, and more jade tree is facing the wind. Shit, it makes the extremely narcissistic Comrade Zhou Yu very depressed.

The above historical examples, after being summarized and translated into popular language, can be interpreted as: something makes someone very happy, but because of the limitations of objective conditions, he is ultimately unhappy. This makes the person very depressed, so it's better not to make him happy at the beginning, which also avoids the psychological gap of the person.

Insteading Comrade Zhou Yu's case into the formula, he came to the conclusion that Zhou Yu thought that Niu B coaxed Yushu Linfeng, which made Comrade Zhou Yu very happy, but there appeared Zhu Gouliang, who was a more awesome person who coaxed Yushu Linfeng, which led to Comrade Zhou Yu in the end. It makes Comrade Zhou Yu very depressed. From Comrade Zhou Yu's point of view, his mood must be like this: this situation is not as good as God did not give birth to me Zhou Yu at the beginning, which is much better than God giving birth to a pig dog after giving birth to me Zhou Yu and letting the pig dog light suppress me everywhere.

This is the same as Ding Yi's psychology of seeing the mosaic when watching the film. If you want to make an A film, why add a mosaic? Originally, I thought that when I watched the A film, I could see it clearly and thoroughly, and I could see it at a glance. But I didn't expect that even the A film had to be installed B, so I had to make a mosaic, which made the vast enthusiastic audience extremely unhappy.

Using the formula of the basic language just now, we can conclude that watching the film made Ding Yi very happy, but because of the limitations of objective and objective conditions (being mosaiced), Ding Yi was finally unhappy, which made Ding Yi very depressed. Since the A-film needs to add mosaic, it's better that I haven't seen this A-film at all.

"If you shoot an A-piece, why add mosaics?" Another way of saying is, "Since there is a mosaic, what else is there to see in the A film?" Therefore, deep in Ding Yi's heart, it is expected that when the two hosts ** fight with each other, the key parts will definitely be mosaiced by the regulatory department, which makes the audience extremely unhappy. Since it has finally been determined to be unhappy, he would rather the two hosts continue to be authentic.

Unexpectedly, Wei Zhizhi did not get angry because she called her a sanitary napkin after graduation, let alone fight with Mr. Graduation and attack each other's ** parts. She smiled at the audience and said, "Good day, everyone. I'm a good sanitary napkin. I welcome all the friends on the scene, and thank you for watching. Today, we are going to tell a touching love story about the love affair between the third uncle of the mother-in-law and the son-in-law. Ups and downs, twists and turns, ** ups and ups, intriguing. How they have been having an affair, how they have been facing the pressure of public opinion during the period of having an affair, the time and place of their affairs, the contact code when they have an affair, the posture after going to bed, etc., which are very good-looking and has profound educational significance. This story shows that there is no limit to love. As long as there is love, everything you drink is wine. Oh... Well, this drinking and love are quite similar. The similarities are: the words 'drinking' and 'love'. First of all, they are two words, not three words or one word; secondly, they are all Chinese words, not English, French or Spanish; secondly, this The final result of the occurrence of both words may lead to going to bed. Well, if you drink too much wine, you will go to bed. Of course, there are also people who fall asleep on the toilet after drinking too much wine, but that is a special case. It is not within the scope of this comment. Generally, people who drink too much wine have to go to bed. And if there is love between the two, they will also go to bed. Er... After love happens, go to bed. In order to refresh and maintain physical strength, in order to fall in a better relationship the next day, what I am talking about going to bed here is not to go to that bed, nor to sleep that kind of sleep. Please don't associate with sex/love, otherwise I will immediately despise him.