Chapter 108 From a gangster to a security guard

Wei Zhizhi said, smiling and making a gesture of contempt.

Ding Yi saw this gesture and thought of being despised by everyone last night. Her action evoked her sad past and couldn't help saying, "Damn it."

Listening to what they said earlier, it seems that it is not that the graduation man's brain is short-circuited, but that they have indeed changed their names to condoms and sanitary napkins respectively, but why did they change them to such two strange names? Ding Yi is very curious.

The answer below after graduation answered his questions.

Graduation said: "Before today's touching love story about the love affair between the third uncle of the mother-in-law and the son-in-law's brother-in-law's eighth uncle, I will answer a few questions from the audience. Many friends may not have watched our program for several episodes, so they changed the name of me and the sanitary napkin. It's not clear yet. They have called, written, and asked us why we changed our name. The audience in the front row, please be serious and don't laugh. These are all true. The dog I just mentioned is a dog that specializes in delivering letters. Its owner is disabled, so he has a dog that can solve his problems. It is dedicated to delivering letters, buying rice, soy sauce, etc. Now there is a popular saying on the Internet: 'It's none of my business, I just come out to make soy sauce', that is. Because when the dog came out to make soy sauce, he received all kinds of attention and became a star. There were too many interview activities. He had to ask his feelings about any questions. As big as why a country produced atomic bombs, to why his neighbor A San was called a bastard, he had to let it make a speech to make it annoying, so he specially let the Lord The man hung a sign around his neck with these words: 'It's none of my business, I just came out to make soy sauce'. Over time, it became a famous saying and was enthusiastically quoted by its fans. This is the source of this sentence. When it comes to the relationship between this person and the dog, the relationship between them is very deep, and the so-called human and dog relationship is not over. This time, he watched TV - to explain that he was the owner of the dog here, not the dog - and found that Wei Zhizhi and I had changed the name. It was very strange. He wrote a special letter to ask his dog to send it to ask us why we changed the name. Regarding the reason for our name change, let Wei Zhizhi, oh, no, let Hao An Sanitary napkins explain it to you.

"Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not Taiwan. There is nothing in the first place. Where does it cause dust?" The original Wei Zhizhi's now safe sanitary napkin read such a poem as the beginning of her sentence. After reading the poem, she looked at the camera, looked at the audience at the scene, and looked at the leader and love husband of the TV station who pretended to be the audience mixed in the audience, and seriously explained to the audience: "This poem is well said. The so-called life is nothing, where will it cause dust? The name is just a code name. As long as you and I are not stained with dust, why do you care whether this code name is A or B or C? I just want to change my name so that I can feel new over time. Although it's been a long time, oh, no, no, it's been a long time, and it still feels like the new one. How nice it is. In this way, I can be worthy of the leaders of our station. Oh, no, no, I am worthy of the audience's depth of me." She looked under the stage. On the surface, the audience under the stage ambiguously smiled at the actual leaders who pretended to be the audience, and continued to say, "--I understand. My original surname is Wei, which is homophonic with "why" and "wei" in "sanitary napkin". Why don't I change my name to "why" and change it to "sanitary napkin"? Because sanitary napkins are a white thing, a metaphor for my white and flawless character, I changed my name to sanitary napkins. But in order to save out-of-school children, my name can't be changed in vain, so I sold the naming rights to "Good Peace of Mind Sanitary Napkins Co., Ltd." and collected some naming fees, and donated ten thousandths of the naming fees to out-of-school children. Am I be generous? People say that the amount depends on how many zeros are followed by the number. The more zeros are followed, the larger the amount will be. The money I donated is followed by so many zeros. What a huge astronomical figure! But I don't keep a name for doing good deeds and keep a low profile. Don't spread it around. Answer another question from the audience: Why should I sell the naming rights to the "good peace of mind" sanitary napkin company instead of the "wide and big" sanitary napkin company? Because the purpose of the program I made is to make everyone feel at ease, whether it's cheating, divorce, slottering, or peeping - pay attention, the peeping here means peeping at the dark side of the club **, not peeping at the lower body. Don't misunderstand. In short, let them watch TV at ease. This is consistent with the purpose of Hao Anxin Company, so I changed my name to Hao Anxin sanitary napkins.

The original graduate now Mr. Cool and Slippery Condom also said with a smile, "It's the same reason as her, so my name is changed to Cool and Slippery Condom. I've tried this product as a cool and slippery condom. It's really cool and slippery. It's definitely a different experience. After saying that, he took out the notebook in his pocket, scratched it horizontally, and then said, "If you don't want to use it for contraception, you can also blow it into a balloon to play with. It can be blown very big and elastic. If you jump, you can exercise your bounce and reaction ability. Therefore, this product is suitable for both men and women. It's appropriate." With that, on the notebook, another vertical line was drawn under the horizontal line that had just been drawn.

As he introduced the product, he stroked it on his notebook. After a sentence of introduction, he wrote a word "positive" in a moment. It turned out that he was counting his own publicity. It seems that his advertising revenue is paid per piece.

Ding Yi stared at the two people on the TV and wanted to pretend not to care to show that he was well-informed, but the thumbs of his hands still stood up without obeying orders.

"I admire it. I thought that Huang Shiren's iron-faced skill had reached the ninth level, and he should be invincible in the world. I didn't expect that the iron-faced skills of these two people are even higher than a mountain. Is this mountain the highest in the world? Or, there are other mountains higher than the sky. Compared with them, Huang Shiren is simply the relationship between the dark Hongmao and the great Mount Tai. In short, it is the relationship between Yin/Mao and Mount Tai. If you sell your name at a good price, you can still explain it well. The reason is sufficient and the words are strict, which makes people feel that if they don't sell their names, they seem to be sorry to the people of the world. Whoo-hoo, the big man of Niu B, these two are the same. Ding Yi thought with emotion.

Think about it, it's not easy for them. Perhaps it is also a last resort. It may be that the station has requirements for them to generate income. How much advertising revenue each person has to bring to the station, and if the task is not completed, it may be laid off. I had no choice but to sell my name and pretend to be happy in front of the audience.

Suddenly Ding Yi remembered his assertion some time ago that the so-called people are prostitutes. Most of the time, people live in this world by selling themselves, but the things they sell are different. Just like A sells radishes, B sells cabbage, C sells bananas, tomatoes and buttocks. The difference is that the goods sold are different. The same thing is that everyone is selling and selling.

The prostitute betrayed her body, graduation and Wei Zhizhi betrayed her name, and Xiao An, who used to sell her own life when she was in the underworld. So, it's not easy.

Ding Yi was sighing. Suddenly, he heard someone knocking on the door. He shouted, "Come in." The door was opened, he looked up and found that the director of the security department had come in. He was followed by a man. Ding Yi glanced at him and knew that this person was Xiao An.

The director of the security department bowed respectfully to Ding Yi and said, "Mr. Ding, are you looking for me? I have brought Xiao An. Just ask if you have anything to say.

Ding Yi glanced at the director of the security department and looked at his fearful appearance. He said that he asked you to recruit security guards. You actually recruited Xiao'an, a semi-disabled young man. With his physical condition, how could he perform his duties as a security guard? You are so recruiting, it's simply dereliction of duty. I don't know if this Xiao An has any nepotism with him. But now I'm not in a hurry to ask him. Let's learn about the situation from Xiao'an first.

"You go down first. I'll talk to Xiao An." Ding Yidao.

The director of the security department nodded and retreated.

"Sit down." Ding Yi took out a pack of cigarettes, pulled out one, threw it to Xiao An, and also lit one himself.

He also saw from Xiao An's eyes that Xiao An knew himself. He was also a little frightened.

"How is your health?" Ding Yi asked sympatheticly as a leader.

From his words, Xiao An didn't know what his purpose was, so he had to hum and whisper, "It's okay. Thank you for your concern."

From Xiao An's words, Ding Yi found that his identity had been transformed from the original wild and unruly underworld to a polite and well-breded justice incarnation of security.

Ding Yi decided not to go around with him and go straight to the point to see what he had to say.

"What a coincidence, I stabbed you three years ago, and you came to my company as a security guard three years later. We are also predestined. Why don't you show your skills in the underworld, a promising, opportunistic and challenging industry? Although the security guard is relatively stable, it is not challenging. The development prospects are incomparable compared with the underworld. On the job prospects list on the Internet, the underworld ranks seventh, while the security guard only ranks sixty-eight, which is too different. So I wonder what's your motivation for making such a choice.