Chapter 112 Liu Huangshu and Zhao Yun's Broken Back Mountain
Moreover, from the perspective of the development of the whole thing, every link is seamless, and the person who plans the whole thing seems to be a top master. If you don't have Zhuge Liang's talent, you also have a plan to pull the lantern.
Judging from what Dante Yi learned from Shenlong Swinging Company, Liu Yong does not seem to be such a capable person. Addicted to wine and sex, Jianghu is known as Hua Liu Liu. The internal relations of the company are not good, and there are many management loopholes. Situ Bing took advantage of the loopholes in the company's management to have the idea of position encroachment. Besides, after Situ Bing was sentenced, he did not realize his mistake. Instead, he thought that the money he had been embezzled by him was what he deserved. This fully shows that Liu Yong did not straighten out the relationship with his company. In addition, he has a bad relationship with his peers. Zhang Jianqiang of Shenlong's tail company's evaluation of Liu Yong is: the best scum, super bastard, social scum, etc. As long as he can think of derogatory words, Zhang Jianqiang can't wait to use all of them on Liu Yong. Can a person like Liu Yong, who is not good at internal and external relations, plan such a seamless plan?
Are there any other masters involved?
There are a lot of questions about this. But things always have to be done step by step. The so-called rice should be eaten one by one, the wine should be drunk by one, and the clothes should be taken off one by one. Although you can do it without taking it off, you can do it without taking it off. If you want to do it well, you have to follow the steps.
In Ding Yi's heart, he made an appropriate metaphor very professionally.
There is another question. He thought for a moment and asked Xiao An, "Zhang Jian signed a beating agreement with you. Why does the agreement stipulate that the beating strength cannot be less than level 6 and greater than level 8? Why did he set a range of intensity? What do you think is his consideration for doing this?
As soon as he mentioned this, Xiao'an was not angry and scolded, "His father's wife, his grandmother's daughter, his aunt's sister, his uncle's sister, his son's grandmother's..."
Ding Yi changed these kinships in his mind for a long time, and finally understood what Xiao An said, translated into ordinary Chinese, expressing the same meaning, that is, "fucking."
I thought that Xiao An did this to improve the taste of the book. In order to prevent the book from falling to the level of street reading, and in order to make the book as few swear words as possible, he changed so many times so painstakingly that he finally expressed his emotions completely. It is not easy for people who are not at a high level. This shows that he is still a responsible character in the book, and he can't help praising him secretly in his heart.
Dantine Yi had a question in his heart. He asked, "What you said is 'of his aunt's sister, his uncle's sister'. In addition to 'fucking', it can also be translated into 'it's his little aunt' and 'it's's'. Sure enough, you can't successfully greet Zhang Jian. Mother, but greeting his big and small aunt, didn't she accidentally hurt a good person?
Xiao An smiled and said, "Zhang Jian's mother has only three siblings. His mother is in the middle. He has an older sister and a younger brother, so what I said 'the younger sister of his aunt, his uncle's sister' is said on the basis of full investigation. The direction of this sentence is unique and will only point to Zhang Jian's mother, no It will point to his other relatives, so it won't hurt good people by mistake.
So it was like this. Ding Yi breathed a sigh of relief. It's better not to hurt good people by mistake. It's really uncomfortable to think of being despised by others in the bar last time. It turned out to be accidentally injured by others, but the injury has been caused, which often causes serious psychological trauma to the accidentally injured and is difficult to heal. The so-called don't do to others what you don't want, so Ding Yi certainly doesn't want Xiao An's words just said to hurt others by mistake. After knowing that he did not accidentally hurt a good person, curiosity prevailed again. He wanted to know why Zhang Jian agreed on the intensity of beating in the agreement and what his purpose was, so he continued to listen to Xiao An's explanation.
Xiao An continued angrily, "He did this to show that he didn't have seeds. He wants revenge and is afraid of taking responsibility. He beats you lightly. He is not relieved and beats you hard. If there is serious injury, disability or death, he is afraid of implicated him. Therefore, a beating intensity is stipulated. His father's wife's, his grandmother's daughter's, his aunt's sister's, his uncle's sister's, and his son's grandmother's. His regulations make it difficult for us implementers to operate. It caused the serious consequences of our soldiers being seriously injured in the end, alas.
Xiao An's words are also true, because the more detailed the regulations are, the more difficult it is to operate. Seeing Xiao'an's avid look, Ding Yi's heart moved and asked, "If Zhang Jian didn't make such a rule, what did you plan to do? Please tell me what you thought at that time.
"Damn it." When asked about this topic, Xiao An became excited. Regardless of whether the swearing will affect the level of the author's work, he said "Damn it" and vividly, and then said, "Of course I won't shrink so much. Damn it, go down with a brick, beat you down first, and then put your fists and feet together. Sticks, knives, guns, swords, halberd, lightning and thunder. Within two minutes, I will smash you into a half-body and incontinence. From then on, you will have a lifelong loyal partner in your life, and you will never leave you. Do you want to know what it is? The answer is revealed - that's the legendary wheelchair.
The more Ding Yi heard it, the more angry he became, and he was about to attack. Suddenly, he thought that his current identity was a leader, and he should not do anything that lost his identity. Besides, Xiao'an is just a pawn. He used to be used, but now in his own hands, he can also use him. There is no need to be angry with him. When he finally finds the behind-the-scenes black hand and eradicates it, he will find an opportunity to repair Xiao An. Now is the time to use people, and he can't kill the general in vain, so he said lightly. Sentence: "Real? What are you thinking?"
Although Xiao An is not very smart, he is not an idiot. It suddenly occurred to think that Ding Yi's current identity is his own leader. If he offend him, there is no good fruit to eat. He also heard that he is now rich and eats black and white. If he wants to destroy himself, it is an easy thing. Thinking that he only Gu was happy and said that he wanted to beat Leader Ding to "half-body, incontinence". Although Leader Ding was quiet on the surface, if he remembered this in his heart, he might find someone to beat himself to "half-body, incontinence", which would be amazing. So my mind turned around quickly several times, so I said, "This... Listen to me tell a story first... At that time, when I was listening to the story of "The Legend of the Heroes of the Three Kingdoms: Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Broken Back Mountain", I was talking about Zhao Zilong and Uncle Liu Huang, who were deeply affectionate. Liu Huangshu often reads yellow books at night, and Zhao Yun is reading at night. People are not plants. Who can be ruthless? On a snowy night, the two finally had the love of Brokenback Mountain.
Because Ding Yi was out of touch with social life when he was studying in prison college, he didn't know what Broken Back Mountain was referring to, but Xiao An suddenly talked about the book and didn't know what medicine he was selling in his gourd. He was annoyed that he had just said that he was going to beat himself to death. The words "incontinence" were angry and did not interrupt him. Let's see how he continues to perform.
Xiao An continued to say: "Because Cao Cao heard that Liu Bei was playing Brokback Mountain in fashion, and there are rumors that Liu Bei is still laughing in private that Cao Cao is a local bun and can't catch up with fashion at all. He doesn't know the fun of Broc Mountain. Living in the world is really a waste of time, but it is actually a walking corpse. Hearing this, Cao Cao was furious and sent 2,000 troops, known as 800,000, to attack Liu Bei.
Ding Yi heard it inexplicably and quickly stopped him: "Cao Cao sent 2,000 troops, and he dared to attack Liu Bei? Isn't he looking for death? Besides, he was more or less a national leader at that time, equivalent to the prime minister level, and only 2,000 people were issued. How could this be possible? What about the other army?"
Xiao An said, "You don't understand this, do you? At that time, there were years of fighting, the national strength was weak, and the soldiers were seriously insufficient. These two thousand people are still hard enough, but Cao Cao's soldiers are not enough, and Liu Bei's soldiers are not enough. However, Liu Bei has an advantage. He is a soldier recruited by Cao Cao. Because the army wants to go on an expedition, such as people with disabilities in their legs and feet, he can't recruit. But Liu Bei is defensive, so he has no legs or feet. As long as he can stay in the position, he can also be a soldier. Therefore, he raised 3,000 soldiers and horses, known as 600,000, to resist Cao Cao's attack.
"No." Ding Yi interrupted him again: "Cao Cao raised 2,000 horses, known as 800,000. According to this ratio, Liu Bei raised 3,000 people, which should be claimed to be 1.2 million. Why is it only claimed to be 600,000?"
"Yes. Liu Bei was defeated here. Xiao An sighed, "One is that he didn't learn arithmetic well when he was a child. He only cared about reading yellow books, but not reading textbooks, so he was called Liu Huangshu. Later, he was rumored to be rumored by ignorant people as Uncle Liu. Reading yellow books turned out to be regarded as a relative of the emperor. He didn't expect that reading yellow books had such benefits. However, this is a digression, not to mention it. He doesn't know arithmetic, so he doesn't know the truth that two or four get eight, three, four and twelve. Therefore, three thousand people are only 600,000. Compared with Cao Cao's algorithm, there are half fewer people. In addition, he doesn't understand the true meaning of public opinion propaganda. He doesn't know that public opinion propaganda is an exaggeration. Anyway, he should blow it out first. As long as it blows up, it won't be wrong. At that time, Liu Huangshu was a leader and did not understand the importance of public opinion propaganda, so he just said in a low profile that his army was only 600,000, so he lost a battle before he started fighting.