Chapter 113 On the Train Look Novel

Although Ding Yi hated Xiao An for saying nothing just now, he heard him say that the book was quite fun, so he sat down, made a cup of fragrant tea, lit a cigarette, and said with his hands on his cheeks, "Who won this battle later and who lost?"

The battle in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" should be a complete victory for Cao Cao Cao, but the book Xiao An listened to is "The Legend of the Heroes of the Three Kingdoms: Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Broken Back Mountain". The version is different, and the results may be different, so Ding Yi wants to know whether the winner of the final battle is Cao Cao or Liu Bei and Liu Huangshu.

Xiao An took a sip of water, patted Jing Tangmu, and said, "Look at you, slow down. The so-called urgent can't eat hot tofu. If you want to eat tofu, you have to eat it scientifically. Eat slowly, eat gently, and you can't eat it hard. If you eat hard, if the girl who is eaten tofu shouts and disturbs the government, it's not a joke. Don't worry, listen to me slowly.

Ding Yi didn't chop any more, put his hands on his cheeks, and listened carefully to Xiao An's story.

"Because Liu Huangshu's public opinion work was not done well, he lost a battle first in the formation. Therefore, as soon as the two sides fought, Liu Huangshu's soldiers were **. They were defeated and fled. Liu Huangshu fled for his life first, leaving Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong to break the back for him. This 'broken back' is the break of the Broken Back Mountain, and the back of the back is also a professional term. It is said that when Zhao Yun was cut off, it happened that Cao Cao led 1,400 pursuers to arrive, so a historical story happened in Changbanpo.

"Isn't there a total of 2,000 pursuers? Why are there only 1,400 pursuers so far? What about 600 people?" Ding Yi asked.

"There are still 600 people who were defeated by Liu Huangshu's beauty plan and became the son-in-law of the local people, resulting in a sharp reduction in Cao Cao's strength. But beauty tricks are not always useful. Because there were too few local beauty resources, the beauty could not be found later, and the remaining 1,400 pursuers who had no chance to get into their arms chased them aggressively and wanted to put Liu Huangshu to death.

"It's a good show. Keep talking and don't decompose it next time. Ding Yi urged.

"Hmm. Let's finish the book today." Xiao An agreed. When he arrived at Changbanpo, Cao Cao's army had caught up with Liu Bei's army. Cao Cao pointed to Liu Bei's back in front of him and shouted, "Comrades, go!" The soldiers shouted 'Serve the people!', took kitchen knives, rolling pins and other things, and chased after Liu Bei.

Ding Yi was wondering and was about to speak and ask. Xiao An seemed to know what he was thinking and took the initiative to explain, "They shouted 'Comrades, go!' And 'Serve the people!' is the translation process from ancient Chinese to modern Chinese. At that time, Cao Cao's words should be 'comeonbaby', and the soldier's answer was 'oh, yeah, fuck'. Oh, no, no, no, that's translated into English. In a word, some very exciting slogans. As for why they took kitchen knives and rolling pins you want to ask, it was because there was a shortage of supplies at that time, so they used a lot. When cooking, those things were kitchen knives and rolling pins. When fighting, they became sabers and sticks.

"So it is. They are about to catch up with Liu Huangshu. Why did a good story happen in Changbanpo? Ding Yi asked.

"It is said that the army is about to catch up with Liu Huangshu. Suddenly, I saw a young general in a white robe stabbed and shouted, 'Hey!' Holding a long gun, jumping the horse with a gun, and standing on the Changban slope, it is really majestic and murderous. There is a teaching. Zhao Yun Changban said 'Hey', and from then on, Cao Cao knew that he broke his back. Xiao An continued to talk about the book.

"Zhao Yun doesn't fight with Cao Bing. What does he shout? Why is he shouting 'Hello'? Call me?" Ding Yiqidao.

"He shouted 'Hey', which was just an opening remarks." Xiao An explained. His original words were: 'Hey, brothers, please don't kill them all, OK? Liu Huangshu has been chased and desperate. The treasured Huangshu has been lost on the way to escape. He is no longer in his name. Don't chase it anymore. Give me face and show mercy. Liu Huangshu will remember everyone in the future.'"

"Don't Cao Cao chase him like this?" Ding Yi asked.

"Of course not. As soon as Cao Cao inquired, it turned out that this man was the legendary Zhao Yun. Sure enough, the lips are red and the teeth are white, the jade trees are facing the wind, and the silver is wrapped, which is particularly enchanting. Seeing Zhao Yun's demeanor, Cao Cao knew the fun of Liu Huangshu playing Broken Back Mountain and deeply blamed himself. The first half of his life was really a waste. The goal of capturing Liu Huangshu is now secondary. Now the most important thing is to catch Zhao Yun, so he gave an order to 1,400 soldiers who later made him regret for the rest of his life.

"What command?"

"When Cao Cao saw Zhao Yun's true demeanor, he couldn't help but admire him. He just wanted to capture him alive. After arresting him alive, he asked him how to play the Broken Back Mountain, so he ordered: 'Be sure to capture this young man in white robe alive. Don't use a knife or a flying rolling stick to attack this person. Those who don't obey the order will be pulled out. Shoot.'"

"Gunlinted?" Ding Yi laughed dumbly. Nonsense. How could there be such a gunshot at that time? In the era of the Three Kingdoms, the gun had not been invented yet.

Xiao An explained, "How can there be no? The gun mentioned here is a red gun. In ancient times, there were beheadings and shootings. The so-called beheading is to cut off the head. The so-called shooting is to stab people to death with a red gun, which is called a long gun to kill, or to be shot for short.

So that's how it is. Ding Yi was very ashamed of his ignorance. But as a leader, shame certainly cannot be expressed in front of subordinates. Ding Yi also used his usual and tried-and-tested method - the method of diverting the topic.

"Flying kitchen knife and flying rolling stick? Is this technique very powerful? Zhao Yun's martial arts skills are unrivaled. Will he also be afraid of these carving and insect skills?

Xiao An explained patiently, "Of course. You know, kitchen knives and rolling pins are short weapons. Sakyamuni, the master of martial arts, said: one inch long, one inch strong, one inch short, one inch dangerous. Zhao Yun used a long gun, which was more than ten feet long, while Cao Cao's men used kitchen knives and rolling pins, which were no more than one foot at most, so compared with the blade, Cao Jun suffered a great loss. If the meat of the two sides, before Cao Jun's kitchen knife is waved out, Zhao Yun's long gun has been stabbed in your throat. There is no way to fight at all. Go up and one die, go up and two die and one pair, go up and die one pair and a half, go up and four die and two pairs, and so on. But if everyone throwing the kitchen knife and rolling stick at Zhao Yun, thousands of kitchen knives and thousands of rolling sticks will hit at the same time. The scene is extremely spectacular. The momentum is so great that even if Zhao Yun has three heads and six arms, it is difficult to resist. Either he was injured by countless kitchen knives and fled, or he was hit by a large number of rolling pins and fell under the horse. However, in order to catch a living, uninjured, sound-looking and well-functioning Zhao Yun, Cao Cao took the initiative to let his men give up this practice of mass destruction.

"Then why did Cao Cao regret this decision for the rest of his life?" Ding Yi asked.

"Cao Cao's decision to ban his subordinates from using cooking knives and rolling sticks, finally made Zhao Yun retreat completely. He not only did not catch Zhao Yun, but also damaged more than half of the 1,400 soldiers left under his men, and completely destroyed his reputation for not like to play broken back, although he spent his life. In China, he has never really played Broken Back, but since he met Zhao Yun, he has had the idea of playing Broken Back. Although it has not been played, it is caused by objective conditions rather than subjective will. Just like the comparison between ** attempt and not wanting to **, although neither of them failed to implement ** behavior in the end, the former wanted to be strong, but not strong. The latter doesn't want to be strong, so he won't be strong. The consequences of the two are the same, but the nature is completely different. Cao Cao wants to break his back, but he can't break it. Compared with Liu Huangshu, who has broken his back, it is more than one level lower. Because of this, Cao Cao had a reputation for an attempted broken back, which also made him a synonym for a generation of treacherous appearances. As the saying goes, stealing a chicken can't eat rice, fishing can't make a bait, catching a cat can't make a mouse, and seducing the enemy can't become a prisoner. Three words: live B ugly. After that, Cao Cao concluded: If I had known this, I should have made my sergeant fly with a kitchen knife and a rolling pin. If I could capture Zhao Yun under the horse, my broken heart would have been paid. Whoo-hoo, I can't regret it. This is a big failure in my life. My reputation has been destroyed once.

"This story is quite interesting, but I don't know what the purpose of his sudden talk about the book?" Ding Yi thought.

Xiao An seemed to have guessed Ding Yi's idea and said, "Why do I say this story? I just want to tell Mr. Ding that after signing the unequal treaty "Hit Man Agreement", my thoughts in my heart are the same as many Cao Jun who died in vain. Think about it, originally, as Cao Junjia, or Cao Junyi, or Cao Junbing, note that it is 'Cao Jun C' instead of 'Cao Junbing', 'C', 'C' of 'A B, C and D', not the 'bread' of 'Burning'... Although he was a nameless soldier in history, he is also dignified, so he can't It's called Cao Junbing, but Cao Junbing..."

When Ding Yi heard this, he was angry and said to himself, "He didn't want to call Cao Junbing a nameless Cao Junbing, but deliberately called him Cao Junbing, saying that he called him so for his dignity. However, in the "Bata People Agreement" signed by Zhang Jian and you, Laozi is called the cake party. It can be seen that in your mind, I can't even compare with a nameless Cao Bing in the long history. It's really too bullying. Zhang Jian, for this reason, I will let you suffer a little. Of course, Xiao An can't be let go in the future. But step by step, we are look novels on the train - let's see."