Chapter 115 The ghost relationship between Liu Bei and Zhao Yun is not over

This is the origin of the idiom of swords to warriors.

This is a modern allusion. Xiao An once heard that there was such a war case in ancient times, and it was also successful.

Xiao An once heard that in ancient times, when a poet celebrated a noble woman's birthday, he used the method of suppressing first and then promoting it, which won the praise of everyone. It has been fragrant for thousands of years.

The poem written by the poet is like this: "This mother-in-law is not a human being. She should be a crotch - a nine-day fairy. The sons who gave birth to are all thieves. They have just been on duty - they stole Pantao's filial mother.

This is a method that Xiao An wants to follow, first suppressing and then promoting, so that the audience and audience are intoxicated and unable to stop. First, it's like this: "This mother-in-law is not a human." When everyone was stunned, they suddenly raised their voices and said, "When you are in the crotch - the nine-day fairy goes down to the earth", which is the back. Under this rise, everyone must clap their hands. The poet then said, "The sons who give birth to sons are all thieves." When everyone was stunned again, the sons of Shouxing were also frightened and were about to blurt out, "How do you know?" Or when he wanted to grab the door and run around for his life, the poet suddenly raised his voice and said, "Just got off - I stole the peach and filial mother." After listening to this imaginative poem, the audience will definitely clap their hands. They stood up together, applauded, and the applause lasted for several minutes, with admiration on their faces. Shouxing's sons will also take a long breath and laugh together and say in unison, "Good poem, good poem." At the same time, he gave up the intention of dying or killing people. Since then, this poem has become a good sentence for thousands of years, and the poet's name has followed this poem for generations. To this day, some people still miss the name of this great poet: Animyo.

But Xiao An happened to be self-defeating. He wanted to imitate this technique, but he only imitated the half of the "yi" in the front, and forgot how to "yang" in the back. It's like when a poet wishes a birthday to a female star, he first said, "This mother-in-law is not a human". When everyone was surprised, she scratched her head and forgot how to take the next sentence; she had to connect the third sentence "The birth of a son is a thief", and the fourth sentence was forgotten. It can be imagined that this act of contempt for authority and openly smashing the scene will inevitably lead to chaos at the scene, which is very likely to directly lead to the poet being beaten into a corpse, and the scene of the birthday banquet becomes the first scene of the murder.

Xiao An's situation at this time is the same as that of a poet who forgot his words. He offended Shouxing and Shouxing's son, but forgot how to round it. Seeing that Shouxing and Shouxing's son had taken out a murder weapon, he was about to commit a murder, and he didn't know how to end it.

Ding Yi's mood at this time is quite the same as that of the sons of the birthday star and the birthday star. Xiao An felt that Ding Yi's eyes were about to have a fierce attack. He was anxious and almost fainted. Suddenly, like an electric flint, there was a thrill in his mind. Suddenly, he was intelligent in a hurry. His IQ was 150 points higher than the usual situation, reaching 150 points, and he thought of how to turn around.

"Because of the unequal terms of the beating agreement made me extremely depressed, but after that, I was secretly glad that Zhang Jian asked me to sign this agreement, otherwise I would have made a big mistake and become a sinner of history, a sinner of the people, a sinner of mankind, and a sinner of the universe. In that case, it will make me regret. It's too late to regret, and my intestines are blue. After the accumulation of time, the pigment in my intestines will gradually move up and move to the eyes, leading to regretful glaucoma. If so, I will have no face to see anyone in my life."

When Ding Yi heard what he said, it seems that he has figured it out now. He has complied with the terms of Zhang Jian's "Batment Agreement" for himself, and is glad that Ding Yi has not been seriously injured. This shows that his thoughts have gradually embarked on the right track after the baptism of time, and his heart is not Don't be happy for him.

"Look, do my eyes have blue light?" Xiao An asked.

Ding Yi came forward, looked carefully, and said honestly, "There is no blue light, but there is a small amount of eye excrement at the corners of the eyes."

"Look, today I saw Mr. Ding, and I was so happy that my eyes came out. It shows how happy I am to see Mr. Ding. If I make an unforgivable mistake, what you see now is not eyes, but tears. Moreover, in addition to tears, you will see my eyes glowing, which means that I regret so much that I have glaucoma. And now, what you see is eye excrement, not tears, nor glaucoma. This is the difference between my correct and wrong practices. The small installation said happily.

"But what does this have to do with the story of "The Legend of the Heroes of the Three Kingdoms: Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Broken Back Mountain" you just said?" Ding Yi asked.

Xiao An said, "It doesn't matter. It is said that Cao Jun did not have the opportunity to use the technique of flying kitchen knife and rolling stick, which caused Zhao Yun to retreat all over his body, and his side was seriously injured. Cao Jun, who was directly killed by Zhao Yun's gun, had as many as many as 329 people. If Zhao Yun was not tired of stab, he felt that the simple manual labor of stabing people was too physically and costing and had no technical content. If there is no sense of achievement if the operation goes on like this, the number of casualties of Cao Jun will rise in a straight line. Later, Zhao Yun stabbed people impatiently. Before he finished stab, he casually said: 'After stabing the work'. His work attitude is extremely unserious and irresponsible. After saying that, he rode the horse to run away, and Cao Jun did not dare to chase him. The Cao-Liu War came to an end. Cao Cao paid a heavy price for his wrong decision. In order to commend these 329 Cao soldiers who died in vain, and in order to remember this bloody lesson, Cao Cao erected a monument in the local area and wrote the words '3, 29 Martyrs are immortal'.

Ding Yi is an impatient person. He didn't finish talking and said, "It doesn't matter. What is the relationship between the March 29 martyrs and you abiding by the Beat Man Agreement?

Xiao'an patiently explained: "Although Cao Jun failed to use the technique of flying kitchen knife and flying rolling stick, which led to heavy damage to his side, it led to Zhao Yun's whole body retreat. Liu Huangshu and Zhao Yunjing's relationship was more intimate in this battle. Since then, there have been "Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Broken Back Mountain Episode II" and "Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Broken Back Mountain Episode 3, Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Broken Back Mountain Episode 4, and Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Broken Back Mountain Collection and other classic literary and artistic works have raised China's literary creation to a higher level and meet the people's growing demand for excellent literary and artistic works. This is the most outstanding contribution of these three hundred and twenty-nine martyrs. Think about it, if these Cao Jun use the techniques of flying kitchen knives and rolling sticks as soon as they come up, although these 3, 29 martyrs will not die, Zhao Yun will be killed by the knife and rolling stick flying all over the sky, then his relationship with Liu Huangshu will stop abruptly, and there will be so many excellent literary and artistic works will appear again. . "

"It makes sense." Ding Yi thought.

"Similarly, if I don't implement the Beat Man Agreement, I will beat you seriously, or even more seriously, and beat you to Marx to report. Oh, don't you believe in Marxism? I beat you to God, huh? Don't you believe in Christianity? Then you will be beaten to the king of fire, huh? Don't you believe that there are ghosts in the world? Then beat you to death, kick your legs, swallow, and burp. If so, there will be a great Mr. Ding in the world, how much less color will the world have? Human beings have lost the meaning of existence, the creatures all over the world have lost the confidence to survive, and the universe has no power to operate. What a serious mistake this will be. I didn't make such a serious mistake, which shows that my decision to strictly implement the beating agreement is correct. Even if I am seriously injured and die because of this, I will be extremely gratified and smile.

Ding Yi originally wanted to ask him, "What's the purpose of you going to Jiuquan Satellite Launch Base to smile?" Suddenly, I thought that this Jiuquan and that Jiuquan had the same pronunciation, so I gave up the idea. But when he heard that he spoke harshly, emotionally, hoarse and hoarse, he compared himself to the historical general Zhao Yun. He also said that if he was dead, kicked his legs, swallowed, and burped, "Human beings will lose the meaning of existence, the creatures of the world have lost their confidence to survive, and the universe will not work. The motivation." Clouds. It shows that he respects himself extremely. It's really a thousand miles away, and it's worth cultivating.

Thinking of this, Mr. Ding gave up the idea of revenge on Xiao An and planned to have the opportunity to cultivate him and make him a pawn in his own revolutionary army.

Seeing that Ding Yi's face gradually calmed down, Xiao An knew that the flattery had reached its effect, and he was secretly happy.

But a leader who can point out the mistakes of his subordinates at the right time is a good leader. Ding Yi then said, "Actually, what you just said is not completely correct. Even if Cao Jun used the technique of flying kitchen knife and rolling stick to kill Zhao Yun from the beginning, although there were no "Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Broken Back Mountain Episode II", "Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Broken Back Mountain Episode 3", "Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Broken Back Mountain Episode 4" and "Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Broken Back Mountain Collection" and so on. There are classic literary and artistic works, but there may be "The First Episode of Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Ghosts", "The Second Episode of Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Ghosts", "The Third Episode of Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Ghosts", "The Fourth Episode of Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Ghosts" and "Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Ghosts" There will still be a lot of excellent literary works.

"Mr. Ding is really forward-looking and quick-thinking, which can't be compared with ordinary people like us." Xiao'an used the entry-level entry-level method of horse shooting magic power: direct horse shooting method.

Ding Yi happily took Xiao An's move, and also drew an introduction to attract people's skills: good words and comfort, and said, "Although I am far-sighted and agile, red flowers still need green leaves, warriors also need swords, good horses need good saddles, and hot pot. I need some capable generals. I think you have a future. Although it is only a ten-mile horse now, you only need to hone it well. In the future, you will still have a chance to slowly grow into a hundred-mile horse, a hundred-mile horse, and even a three hundred-mile horse. Follow me, there must be a future."