Chapter 114 Flattery Techniques

Because the afterword of "riding a donkey to read the singing book - look" has been seriously out of the era. It is promoting the lifestyle of the feudal era, which is seriously inconsistent with the modern fast-paced lifestyle, so Ding Yi took the initiative to tamper with this afterword. He originally wanted to change it to "see yellow books on the car - look" or "watch**/dird publication on the plane - look", but mainly considering that seeing yellow books on the car is easy to cause traffic accidents, while watch**/dish publications on the plane may be heroic in the air. It was very dangerous for the police to be subdued and put on a big hat that endangered the safety of flying in the air, so he finally set the epigram as "look novel on the train - walk and see", which was also a painstaking effort.

Xiao'an didn't pay attention to Ding Yi's rich ideological activities, and continued to say, "Think about it in your shoes. If I am Cao Junjia, B, C, Ding, holding a kitchen knife and a rolling stick and other things, facing the aggressive Zhao Yun, if I wait to work together and shout 'one, two, three, ready? Go! Then they flew the weapons in their hands to him together. Even if there were ten Zhao Yun, countless kitchen knives and rolling sticks fell under the horse. But Shangfeng has an order, and we are not allowed to use this must-kill skill. We also have a gully in our hearts, and we can't help it. I can only watch him shoot one by one, pick up our brothers one by one, flying all over the sky. But because of the order on the peak, we can't be forced to obey as soldiers, so it's like a moth to the fire, one after another, one after another, to die generously, and heroic. But we hate it in our hearts. The sacrifice is worthless! Is a soldier used for sacrifice?

Hearing this, Ding Yi's heart moved and felt that Xiao An's words seemed to mean something. Was he sighing at his own fate? But think about it, with his IQ, it seems that he has not evolved to the stage of insinuation. With Ding Yi's cognition of Xiao'an, if the process of apes evolution to human beings is used to compare the level of Xiao'an's IQ level, and to make a metaphor in Ding Yi's professional field, now Xiao'an has only evolved to the extent that it can only be passed down from apes ancestors. The initial stage of the humanoid with the back insertion instead of the creative front insertion. By the way, the scientific name of the previous insertion is called missionary style. Because he certainly doesn't understand the scientific name Xiao'an, Ding Yi doesn't care about vulgarity. Based on the principle of easy-to-understand, he said the most direct name of this posture. As for why Ding Yi doesn't use more professional words such as "old man's cart" or "withered tree roots", because this book is a popular novel rather than a professional academic book, it is easy to cause a situation of highness and lowness, so Ding Yi wants to show that he is a low-key person, not a person who shows off his knowledge, so He used some elementary words modestly. His metaphor means that Xiao'an, an apes, has not fully evolved into an adult, so he doesn't know metaphors and insinuation. Thinking of the emotion just now, it was just that he said it casually.

Xiao An continued: "After I signed the Beat Man Agreement, I was very embarrassed, just like many Cao soldiers holding kitchen knives and rolling sticks, holding deadly weapons, but they can't use them to their heart's content. The kitchen knife and rolling pin can't fly. It's like giving you a gun, but not letting you pull the trigger. It's depressing. Let me control the intensity of beating, just like letting me fight but prohibiting me from using my famous weapon - bricks, makes me more depressed. In order to better control the intensity of the beating and not to breach the contract, we had to hold a preparatory meeting in advance and practice several times. The final plan is to let the two little brothers grab your hand first, and then we do it, which is annihilation war. If you don't grab your hand, the two sides fight and walk. First, it is easy to accidentally hurt the flowers and trees around you. It is very dangerous to be found by the urban management. Second, it is difficult to control the intensity in guerrilla warfare. In case we exceed or do not reach the agreed intensity of the beating, we will be legally responsible for breach of contract.

It turned out that they grabbed my hand first and practiced in advance. Ding Yi thought.

"It was this unreasonable clause that made us not win, but it almost made me doomed. I didn't expect that you had been beaten to lie on the ground like a pancake, but after we received the army, you stood up like a brave deep-fried dough stick, caught up with me, and stabbed me three times, causing double damage to my heart and body.

"How has your heart been hurt?" Ding Yi asked.

"At the instant when I was stabbed by a knife, many depressed faces of Cao soldiers holding kitchen knives but couldn't use them immediately appeared in my heart. At that time, my psychological state was the same as their psychological state. Because of this incident, my body was seriously injured, and my heart was also extremely seriously injured, and I am still depressed. . If it hadn't been for the unequal treaty signed with Zhang Jian, I wouldn't have been so depressed.

"This bastard must have thought in his heart that if it hadn't been for the constraints of Zhang Jian's terms of the contract, he would have beaten me to half a half, incontinence, bedridden, and unable to get up. He would not have been able to control the intensity of the beating, resulting in the consequences of my failure to completely knock me up and revenge. He will probably blame Zhang Jian for this treaty when I stabbed him to the ground. Ding Yi sneered and thought, "It seems that I still want to thank Zhang Jian, this son of a bitch. If he hadn't looked forward and was afraid of taking responsibility, maybe Xiao'an and the others had no scruples. It's hard to say how I was beaten."

Xiao An saw that he sneered and looked bad. He knew that he was secretly angry in his heart. There was a cold war in his heart. He didn't think about it. Just now, he told Ding Yi the story of "The Legend of the Heroes of the Three Kingdoms: Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Broken Back Mountain". He went around for a long time, just wanted to finally flatter Ding Yi and make him forget what he had said. He was beaten as a "half-body, incontinence". Unexpectedly, he talked about it happily and talked about it, but talked about Zhang Jian's unequal treaty. He also said that he was extremely depressed because of this unequal treaty. Although he didn't say it clearly, the subtext of this sentence was obvious, that is, when he regretted beating Ding Yi at that time. Not cruel enough, resulting in Ding Yi still has a chance to revenge on himself. If God gives him another chance, he will definitely beat Ding Yi hard. He will not only make him lie on the ground like a pancake, but also go further. He will beat him like a pancake and can no longer stand up on the ground. Let him do it again. It is impossible to stand up like a brave deep-fried dough stick to retaliate against yourself.

But these subtexts are extremely reactionary sentences to Ding Yi. To make Ding Yi, the power faction angry, maybe he will immediately call a few younger brothers, tie up his reactionaries, put on a triangular paper hat, plug in the current counter-revolutionary sign, and push it out to suppress it cruelly.

Seeing that Ding Yi's expression was getting worse and worse, Xiao Anxin was also getting more and more anxious, sweating like rain. He clearly remembered that when he was going to tell Ding Yi the story of "The Legend of the Heroes of the Three Kingdoms: Liu Bei and Zhao Yun's Broken Back Mountain", the idea was to skillfully flatter Ding Yi at the end of the story. The original idea seemed to be that when he was extremely depressed because of Zhang Jian's unequal treaty, Ding Yi was extremely unhappy to hear it. In this case, using the method of suppressing first and then raising, suddenly there was a clever turning point. He listened to the thunder silently and patted Ding Yi without showing any traces. Make the photographer rejoice, be encouraged by the photographer, and the pat the photographer achieve a harmonious coexistence situation, and then the world is the same, the world is peaceful, and it is very happy.

But now, Xiao An has forgotten how the end of the story should be turned.

It shows that he has not fully evolved and has not completely completed the transformation from ape to man. Skillful flattery doesn't seem to be his specialty.

Xiao An actually wants to flattering Leader Ding skillfully, so that Leader Ding can find out and help him.

He has heard of a classic example of flattery that has been circulating for a long time in the history of flattery: One day, he said to the leader seriously, "Leader, I want to give you an opinion. You have a shortcoming, which is too serious. I must bring it to you immediately, otherwise it will be difficult to sleep and eat." Surprised by the surprise of the leader, he pretended to be magnanimous on the surface and gritted his teeth secretly. On the surface, he smiled happily. In fact, he said, "Okay, okay, I like my favorite comrades to give me advice. You are welcome to make suggestions. You can make suggestions." Having said that, the leader has quietly taken out the dagger he was carrying with him, and was ready to immediately hurt people and kill the traitor as soon as something went wrong. Unexpectedly, the subordinates said seriously, "Lead leader, your biggest shortcoming is that you don't pay too much attention to your body. As soon as you start working, you forget to sleep and eat. If you are exhausted, we will have no leader. The advice I give you is: You must pay attention to your body and take care of yourself." After listening to this, the leader was gratified. He must have looked at the horse clapping with new eyes and praised it in his heart: "This boy is a talent. He can actually find that my biggest shortcoming is overwork. He knows that I have been working late at night, fighting in different **, and maneuvering with different women, leading to the emergence of kidney deficiency. He also knows that I Promoting the development of China's food industry has led to continuous high blood lipids. I also know that in order to promote our country's extensive and profound wine culture, it has led to frequent attacks of alcohol and liver. A bosom friend. This boy is the head, no, it's a strip, it's not, it's just, it's not, it's not, it's a piece, it's a horse, yes, it's a thousand-mile horse. It needs Bole to find it. And immediately define himself as Bole, ready to find and carry this sly horse as soon as possible. He secretly took out the dagger that was ready to commit the murder and no longer took it back. He gave it to the subordinate who dared to speak frankly as a token. The two sighed, hugged and cried, and soon reached ** together.