Chapter 121 Zhang Jian fainted

So that's it. After the director said this, Xiao An finally understood after thinking about it.

"It's really a great master. After you do this, my hut suddenly opened." Xiao An said with admiration.

"Bullshit!" The director was furious. After I pounded it, did you open the hut? What do you think I am? A toilet? That's the opening! It's really uneducated and vulgar. There is nothing wrong with the comment I gave you just now. The vulgar people regard everything as shit. You are more vulgar, others as shit, and me as a toilet. Do you think there is a personality in this way? It's really boring and interesting. I really despise you. If you dare to do this again, I want to call on all the staff to hold a live contempt meeting to despise you.

Xiao An blushed again and admitted his mistake again. But he was not willing to surrender completely unconditionally, and he had to regain some face for himself, so he defended: "Because the crew I participated in last time, the director was a turtle. Every time he was ready to start shooting, he would say 'it's bad'. I didn't know at first, but later/ after inquiring, I realized that this was the meaning of 'begin'. Si, I'm used to listening, so I'm not used to hearing you say 'begin' in Chinese this time. I thought you asked us to continue to wipe some shit with a rag to stuff it into the actor's mouth. It's my fault, it's my fault."

"Returnees? What's so great about overseas returnees? After learning a few foreign texts, you can fart, and you think you are awesome? I look down on such a person. One bottle is less than half a bottle. The director was in a ungry.

"Yes, yes." When Xiao'an encountered the opportunity, he would do his best to cater to the director's words, so as to ask the director to give him more opportunities to appear: "I also don't like him. I think this guy has a round head and short limbs, not like a turtle, but like a turtle. I don't know why people say that he is a turtle? Are sea turtles better? In a word, he should not like him. How can he be so pleasing to you?

As soon as the director heard what he said, he called his competitor a turtle. He also said that he was more pleasing to see himself than him. He was much happier. He thought that Xiao An was still a child of current affairs, so he no longer criticized him. He was ready to start shooting after shouting again, in order not to give Xiao An such understanding ability. The poor extras caused a misunderstanding. He was ready to add: it's the beginning, the beginning, not the shit, not the shit, and then the official start.

However, because the director is mainly engaged in the processing of pictures and images, he rarely engages in writing work, so he did not expect that although the words at the beginning are completely different from the beginning, the pronunciation is exactly the same. His instructions will make it strict to all the subordinates who listen to Taiwan's orders. It's a serious problem. I don't know what the director wants to do. It's really difficult to decide whether to start or start to shit.

When Xiao An saw that the director listened to what he had said to attack the former sea turtle director, his face eased a lot. He knew that the flattery hit the part and did not accidentally shoot the horse's foot. He happened to shoot the soft part in the middle of the horse's buttocks, which made the horse extremely comfortable. He was ready to take advantage of the victory to chase and shoot a few more shots. From then on, he took the leading role and let Ding Let's go and drink the northwest wind. From then on, Xiao'an, I have a beautiful car beauty and a happy sex/life. Isn't it a pleasure? So he continued to play: "I think the director is really a genius. It's not the wizards of Washington, but the wizards of China. I heard in private that many female extras praise the director, saying that you are a great troublemaker, and you are really good at pounding. They also say that you are very good at nine shallow/deep, straight flower heart, and so on. In short, they are all professional terms. I don't quite understand. He also said that as long as you do it, they can act, so you are a director who must do what you say. Unlike some other directors, they are also beaten, but they are not allowed to act. Don't keep your word. This is the difference between people. I also heard that you often guide them and say to them: Acting is actually very easy. As long as you think about it, I will figure it out, and I will play with you again, and you can act, and..."

"Stop!" The more the director heard him, the more outrageous he became. Besides, he exposed all his scandals, so he immediately shouted and interrupted him. OK, okay, don't say anything else. It's important to film. Get ready - let's go!"

Because Xiao An inadvertently exposed a lot of his privacy, the director messed up and hurriedly shouted "start", and did not explain the "start". It was the beginning. The beginning, not the shit, not the shit, so it did not cause trouble to your subordinates. The shooting continued. Medium.

Xiao An pulled out the rag stuffed in Zhang Jian's mouth and said, "Okay, let's continue the performance. Zhang Jian, what do you have to say? I have the right to express my opinion, but if you can't say a reason, and you can't prove that you are not a profiteer, I will prove that I am a gangster. I will cut off the fat on your body one by one, even if I help you lose weight. Look, you play a down-and-out profiteer, but you are still so fat, which is not in line with the character's current identity at all.

Zhang Jian actually ignored it.

Xiao'an said, "A profiteer is still so arrogant. He is not afraid of our underworld. It's really arrogant. Then I will use my bloodthirsty knife as a crotch - the servant of the sword. Hey, wake up, wake up... Director, he fainted."

When the director heard this, he was shocked. If something happened to the crew, the director could not escape. He hurried over and saw that Zhang Jian really fainted.

It turned out that Zhang Jian heard the director say "beginning". Before he could react, he heard the word as "shit wipe" by Xiao An. He also said that since the director had promised Zhang Jian not to put some shit on the rag and let them wipe shit before the performance, which was wrong. Hearing Xiao'an's words, Zhang Jian thought that the director used deception, which not only deceived him to give up the extra reward of 20 yuan, but also gave up the labor fee he deserved. In addition, he gave the money to everyone. After the scheme was succeeding, he still asked everyone to dip some shit on the rag and stuff it into his mouth. He was shocked and angry. I fainted.

The director was shocked and thought that if this Jian was tied up and suddenly fainted. If there was a serious personal accident, resulting in a stroke, cerebral hemorrhage and even hiccups, it would be a big trouble. His director may have to take leadership responsibility. In addition, paparazzi are rampant now. If you listen It is said that if the crew has such a big thing, they will definitely dig out three feet to dig out some material and get to the bottom. It is very likely that I will beat myself first and then expose the ugly things played by the actress. Although this director is only a young director, at this stage, I can only play with female extras at this stage, but my lofty ideal is to fool around in the future. If you are famous, you can also play with famous actresses. But in case something happens to Zhang Jian today, these scandals are exposed, and he takes the responsibility of leadership, and then loses his reputation. If he beats the dream of a famous actress, it will become a fool's dream. Isn't he going to die before he succeed and stepping on shit on the road? The dream of making people into history makes people angry.

The director suddenly thought to himself: No, I'm a director, not a performance. In fact, the correct way to write those "trick" words just now should all be the word "guide". Please replace all the word "trick" with the word "guide" and read it again. This kind of unforgivable mistake occurred, just because I was misled by Xiao An, an incompetent young man. Bah, how could I mistook this child? I don't have this hobby. Even if I have it, it's impossible for this bastard to make a mistake. I'm a person with status. How can I let this running bastard do it? Even if it is a mistake, it must not be misjud in his hands. Otherwise, I will be wise and destroyed by... Alas, don't gossip. Let's get back to the point. If we continue to say it, it is misleading rather than misleading. I was misled by Xiao'an, an asshole, so there was a written error above. Dear audience, listeners and people, please forgive me. .

The director is worthy of being a person who does great things. At this critical moment, he can also take into account the feelings of the masses of the people, and do a good job of public relations publicity work, eliminating the misunderstandings of the masses of the people. It is also a matter of preparing for the future and the enemy first.

After finishing the public relations publicity work, the director thought again that if the paparazzi added oil and vinegar for the sake of circulation, it was said that it was at the shooting scene. The director ordered a group of people to tie up a man middle-aged man and gag the man's mouth with a rag to force the man to do something wrong. The man is middle-aged. He vowed to die. Under emotional excitement, he suddenly fainted and finally died. What should he do?

If this matter is pounded by a large number of people, no, it is known by the leading female actors, and they think that the director has this kind of hobby, then the director will do it in the future. Oh, no, there will be fewer and fewer opportunities to direct the actress.

"No, we must not let this happen!" Thinking of this, the director was so excited that he couldn't help shouting.

Seeing everyone looking at him in surprise, the director realized that he had just lost his temper and smiled quickly and said, "I saw this actor faint to the ground, and I was very sad. I was thinking that I must not let this actor burp at the scene, oh no, sacrifice at the scene. If you want to sacrifice, you have to sacrifice in your own home, so that we have no responsibility. Oh, no, in this way, the actor will not sacrifice on the cold and iron ground, but on the warm ** in his own home. How warm and touching it is. Hurry up and untie him first."