Chapter 122 The Director's Selection Philosophy

Everyone listened to the order and untied Zhang Jian. They pinched others and slapped him in the face, but Zhang Jian still collapsed on the ground and didn't get any good.

Everyone is helpless.

"What should I do?" The director panicked. Send it to the hospital as soon as possible? But if this matter spreads, the impact will not be good. If he is not sent to the hospital, what if he burps?

"I have an idea that maybe I can save him." Xiao An said.

"Try up and say it quickly. If he has three advantages and two advantages, you can't escape the department. It was you who beat him and ordered his brothers to tie him up, that's why he fainted. Even if he doesn't have three lengths and two shorts, there are five lengths and six shorts, or nine lengths and ten shorts, or even five short figures, I don't think everyone can eat. Say it quickly. If you can save him, then everyone will be happy. The director urged.

Xiao Anxin said, "This naughty child now puts all the responsibilities on us, as if the decision to stuff a rag covered with shit into Zhang Jian's mouth just now has nothing to do with him. However, he is a director, and he has to put up with it. If this Jianjian can't be saved, at that time, it's still up to him now.

So he medited for a while, moistened his throat, and said in a loud voice, "There is a wonderful way to save the fainter. Why was the method of pinching everyone awake in ancient times invented? Because of pinching everyone, it can make the person who is pinched extremely painful. The feeling of pain is from the outside to the inside to the central nerve of the coma. Under the strong stimulation, the person who is pinched screams and can wake up. Now we have used the method of pinching the person, and the coma has not woken up, and the intensity of stimulation is insufficient. There is only one way to use this kind of situation.

"What's the method?" Everyone was infected by it and also used classical Chinese.

"It's also a method of strong pain. You can pick a fire. Ladies and gentlemen, please note that this fire is not the holy fire. This fire is actually an extremely popular fire. It is not a large number of virgins kneeling on the top of the mountain and using the holy fire picked by the haha mirror - we can take the extremely fierce fire, attacking the coma under/body, the fire is raging, which can instantly burn out the hair of its lower/body, making it full. The color of ink charcoal, you here can also smell the smell of scorching smell. It can be seen that the person's hands cover/body jumps wildly. You can hear the sound of the person's tragic cry. It's terrible. The viewer all shed tears, and the hearers are all sad. The camera goes to the person's bottom/body, all of them are made with mosaics, so that this fire is full of fire, and the coma can wake up. Xiao An Dao.

Everyone looked at each other and was stunned for a moment. They all felt that this method was too cruel. The director meditated for a moment and wanted to set fire to Zhang Jian's lower body, which could only be regarded as a serious injury at most. If Zhang Jian is unconscious here, he may die after a long time. It's not a joke to make people's life. Which is light. What's more important? It can be distinguished at a glance. Under the balance, he finally said, "Dead horse power to be a living horse doctor. Come on, untie Zhang Jian's trousers!" Come again, get the gasoline quickly.

Before he finished speaking, he only heard Zhang Jian's strange cry, jumped up, opened the door, and escaped like a smoke.

It turned out that he had woken up a long time ago. Seeing that everyone saw that he was so anxious when he was in a coma, he came up with everyone's fool, so he pretended to be still in a coma. Suddenly, he heard Xiao An say that he would use a fire to burn his lower body, and burn all his lower hairs, and his lower body into black charcoal. Everyone here can smell it. When it comes to the smell of burnt, you can hear your own miserable cry, so that you can definitely wake up.

Zhang Jian heard that the director actually adopted his suggestion, and asked people to take off his trousers and ask people to look for gasoline. If it is really implemented, it will be finished. It's a real end. It's not just a matter of words. In the future, when he sees others proudly claiming that he is "not sure. When the chicken moved, I could only listen to it with low self-esteem, because my eggs were burnt and the chicken was also burnt. Compared with the state of chicken flying eggs, it was ten times worse. I felt terrible when I thought about it. Thirty-six tricks were the best. When everyone was unprepared, I quickly slipped away and it was true, so I escaped out.

As he ran away, he shouted, "Yu Xiao'an's actor, you are too vicious. I didn't--end-end--end--end--"

His echoes of "no-fined-fined-fined-fined" came from all around.

The director saw that Zhang Jian was fine and was able to escape vigorously, which showed that he was extremely healthy. In his state, there should be no personal safety accidents. He was relieved and smiled, "Xiao'an, your method is good. I didn't expect you to be quite educated. You can still say this kind of classical Chinese robbery. The way to save the unconscious is really impressive to me. It seems that you can play some educated roles in other dramas I play in the future.

Hearing this, Xiao An was overjoyed and said, "Thank you for acting. In fact, my method is not my original, but my master taught me.

"Oh? Your master?"

"I'm the introductory master of my black/sto society, Da'an. He told me that this is the interrogation in the Instruction to the Underworld, which made me deliberately memorize it useful. It is said that when our underworld members are interrogating the enemy, if the enemy faints, he will not wake up by any means, and he can't wake up even if he is pinched, and he can't wake up even if he slaps him in the face. He still doesn't wake up when he takes tens of thousands of yuan to shake around in front of his eyes. There is really nothing he calls a few beautiful women who eat fruit to dance in front of him. There's really nothing he can do. But at this time, as long as he recited this text in front of him, he immediately woke up. Today's try, it's true.

"Oh, that's it." The director suddenly realized and praised, "It seems that the wisdom of the masses is infinite. Although this method of saving people has never been recorded in the book, it does not seem to be elegant, but it is practical and effective. In the future, I will definitely strongly recommend and learn from my relatives and friends. If anyone faints, I will use this method to burn his lower body. It wakes up as soon as it burns. It is energy-saving, environmentally friendly and fast. How much medical resources can be saved for China?

Everyone thought it was reasonable, but they all nodded and said yes.

After this incident, Xiao An understood a simple truth: "Knowledge is power." If it hadn't been for the fact that I could still memorize this inexplicable text at the critical moment, I wouldn't have the opportunity to wake up immediately, and I wouldn't have the opportunity to impress the director. In short, it's good to be educated.

After this, there is another person who understands this truth: Zhang Jian, who ran away. As he fled, he said to himself, "Knowledge is the sexual life in the future." It can even be further understood as: "Knowledge is life." Fortunately, Zhang Jian's Chinese skills were not bad when he was a child. He was a knowledgeable person. He could understand the classical Chinese recited by Xiao An. Otherwise, he didn't know that the danger was coming. He was lying at that time preparing to watch a good play. As a result, he was set on fire by many actors. It can be scan be swary that there will be no more happy life in the future. In case of actors I didn't have the experience of arson and didn't know how to control the fire. I was burned alive because of everyone's inexperience. It was really as light as red hair and it was too late to regret.

The above two paragraphs of "knowledge should be power", "knowledge should be the future sexual life" and "knowledge is life" are the public service advertisements of this book. It can be seen that the author of this article is really a person who is pure, reasonable and beneficial.

The director saw that Zhang Jian's actor ran away, and he had no responsibility. He was gratified and thought that anyway, Zhang Jian was just a role in this book. The actor ran away, and he could find another player to play, so he casually called a person who played Xiao An's younger brother and replaced him with Zhang Jian's. The uniform, from Xiao An's younger brother's identity, suddenly turned into Zhang's fitness.

This little brother was originally a character without lines, but he just pretended to be a ferocious and fierce expression behind Xiao'an. At the right time, he opened his teeth and danced his claws at the right time, "Uh-huh-huh..." and shouted a few strong voices to successfully complete the performance task. Now he actually has the opportunity to perform Zhang Jian, and his identity is more than two levels higher. It was really happy to fall from the sky, and I was extremely happy. I immediately took off the uniform with "little brother (probationary period)" printed on it, put on the uniform with "Zhang Jian (formal)" printed on it, and cooperatively let the other little brothers tie themselves up and lay on the ground.

Xiao Anxin thought: This child is also lucky. Zhang Jian ran away, and the crew was short of people, so he had to let one of the most idle people play Zhang Jian. On weekdays, the director will definitely audition for this role, so that the most capable person can play the role.

How the director selects the role Xiao An didn't see it with his own eyes, but he had heard of it for a long time. It is said that when selecting actresses, the director's first requirement is that actresses must be beautiful. Regardless of the character's identity, age and personality, she must be a beautiful woman.

The scene of the director holding a press conference for reporters and prostitutes came to Xiao's mind.

The word "reporter" in the so-called "press conference" is, of course, identified by the reporters themselves, and the "prostitutes" in the "prostitute reception" is a true reflection of the director's subconscious cognition of the reporter's identity. As a bystander, Xiao An neither wants to offend the reporter nor does he want to offend the director. Acting, so he was impartial and adopted by both sides at the same time, so the term "journalist and prostitute reception" came to his mind, which was also considered independent, objective and fair.

The director once educated reporters who objected that if the actresses are all beautiful women, it will affect the credibility of the film, saying: "The work we make is to make the audience happy, which is our purpose. Right? So I choose actresses and only beautiful women. On the screen, the audience is happy when they see so many beautiful women. When they saw it, even the beggar women in the movie are so beautiful, even the women who sweep the toilet are so beautiful, even the women who steal wallets are so beautiful, and even the disfigured women are so beautiful. That means that our country is full of beauties, all beauties. Then our country will become the country of beauty, the United States for short, then we will become beautiful. Chinese. How developed the economy is in the United States. If you watch a movie I make, you will become an American. There will be a house, a car and social security. The audience's mood is quite happy. Once we are happy, we will achieve the goal of making a movie. So I only choose beautiful women.