Chapter 124 What is miao miao

The director's high-level argument attracted many reporters to nod and say yes. A studious reporter asked again, "So how to judge the quality of their female relatives?"

The director smiled generously: "This question is in-depth. Usually, the higher a person's quality, the more modest he is. The more modest their female relatives are, the higher their quality. Right? They are of high quality, and the male actors who are their relatives are also of high quality. I am eager to be virtuous... Well, audience, please note that the word 'thirst' and the 'stirst' kind of 'thirsty' are not the same as the same as the director, of course, I will choose such an actor to enter my crew.

The supporter disguised as a reporter asked loudly, "Then how do you know whether the female relatives of the actor are modest? Is there a measure here? Is it measured by these measures? Or is it just based on your director's subjective judgment?

The director shook his head slowly, put on a handsome pose, and attracted a flash of light. He smiled and said, "Of course, there is a measure. It is by no means that I judge the modesty of their female relatives based on personal likes and dislikes. There are no outsiders here. Our actors and prostitutes are all a family. They are both prosperous and damaged, so it's okay for me to tell you the measurement standard here.

The director became proud and showed his feet. He accidentally said two wrong words, saying "director" as "playing" and "reporter" as "prostitutes", but it was okay. Because the pronunciation was the same, all the reporters were not able to see the essence through the phenomenon through these two typos, and then He found that the director's substantive understanding of his own work and his shameless attack on the reporter's work did not cause serious consequences.

Many reporters listened to the director's words with breathless, and the text reporters made serious records, preparing to use the director's selection method as the big news discovered at this press conference, and tell all readers who love to read lace news.

"How to judge whether their female relatives are modest? This is easy to judge. If their female relatives are willing to accept my fingering and are willing to let me do it in various ways, as long as I can do it, it means that they are very modest and modest, which means that they are of high quality and high quality, which means that their male relatives are also of high quality. Therefore, their male relatives can have the opportunity to perform, so she As long as they let me play, their male relatives can play, so that's why I call it a play. This is also famous and true, and the inside is the same.

The director knew in his heart that all the reporters would definitely understand the word "bash" in his words as the guide of "guidance", so he was not worried that his words would cause serious consequences.

The reporters suddenly realized that they nodded and said that they were smiling like a spring breeze. They accepted the director's theory in a happy and romantic room, and happily shouted back to hand in the manuscript.

Of course, this is not the case. Of course, the reporters will not shout back to hand in. This is just the image of the reporters in the eyes of the directors. As two hostile classes, the director is also a great revenge for many colleagues in the entertainment industry - you prostitutes can describe our star class as dogs, our star class. You can be regarded as a canine department, which also has a cause and a result. You have to blame me.

This is the situation when the director held a press conference in Jianghu Legend. At this time, it appeared in Xiao'an's mind like a movie.

Of course, Xiao An should be unaware of the director's psychological activities. However, the legend of Jianghu was also recorded by some informal reporters without a press card. In the process of recording, the director's psychological activities jumped on the paper. Therefore, the director's mind that "reporters shouted back to hand in the manuscript" was also recorded, and it was passed on by the eyes of the children of the world. It was already the first to Xiao'an. The 27th generation version.

From this point of view, journalists without press cards and journalists with press cards are not of the same class, so when the director attacked these reporters with press cards in his heart, "Wang Wang shouted back to hand in manuscripts", these reporters without press cards did not favor the group with press cards, but held a neutral attitude, and did not Therefore, the director was punished by words and pen, but he faithfully recorded his psychological activities, without favoring any of them.

The so-called peers are enemies, and even certified reporters will open blogs to attack each other. When unlicensed reporters record these stories, they do not favor the certified journalists, which is normal and understandable.

From this, Xiao An knew the inside story of the director's press conference, and then had some understanding of how the director chose actors.

For actresses, the director will see if they have a modest and learning heart, that is, whether they will be asked to play with it, and take this as the standard for the selection of actresses; for male actors, the director will see if his female relatives have a modest and learning heart, that is, whether their female relatives will let him play with it, as the standard. The selection of male actors is allowed.

So the director has another glorious title in the hearts of the extras: acting.

As far as Xiao An knows, this portable brother brought by Xiao An has no female relatives of the same age. Therefore, according to his own conditions, he did not have the opportunity to play an important role with lines at all.

But now he has got such an opportunity from the sky because of Zhang Jian's accidental escape, which makes him jump from a stinky runner's character into a stinky runner's trap and directly upgraded to level four. It can be seen that if people are lucky, they won't be stuffed with cold water. Xiao Anxin sighed.

Although I think so, I can't delay the work of the crew. The author has been supervising the normal operation of the crew behind the scenes. If he is still here to focus on ideological activities, but does not continue to perform, if the author shows up, he will never show mercy. Therefore, the most important thing at present, of course It is to continue the next scene normally.

The idea turned here, and Xiao An couldn't help fighting a cold war. His mind did not dare to continue to desert, so he devoted himself to the performance of the play.

Xiao An took out the treasure knife in his hand and looked at Zhang Jian, who was tied like a zongzi. He squatted down and gently patted Zhang Jian's face with the knife body. The knife body and Zhang Jian's face came into contact, just like your gentleness, making a pleasant "pop, crack" sound, and the knife waved brightly in front of Zhang Jian, extremely It is deterrent.

"Zhang Jian, you profiteer, today, I will use my treasure knife to cut off the fat on your body one by one and feed the dog."

Although Xiao An doesn't have much culture, he still knows that dog means dog, so he is proud to burst out a foreign language like a turtle.

"No, no, don't cut my meat and feed the dog." Zhang Jian's face was pale, and his whole body trembled, like sieve bran.

"Well, since you don't agree, I won't cut off your meat and feed the dog." To Zhang Jian's surprise, Xiao An easily agreed to his request.

Zhang Jian breathed a sigh of relief. The underworld is still human. Zhang Jian thought, it's not unreasonable at all. Thank you, thank you... It's very kind of you..."

"I won't feed the dog. I'll cut off your meat and feed it to fish." Xiao An thought of another English word.

Zhang Jian heard that although his meat was used as food and the animals he fed had changed, the fact that his meat was cut off did not change. Admittedly, he had a better impression of fish than dogs, but no matter what animals he had a good impression on, he could not cut off his meat and feed them, so he begged again. Come on: "No, no..."

"Hey cow." The English vocabulary in Xiao'an's mind is quite rich.

"No, no..."

"Hey hen."

"No, no..."

"Hey, cock."

"No, no..."

"Hey miaomiao."

"No, no..., huh? What is miaomiao? Although the situation is urgent about his own safety, Zhang Jian, as a middle-aged man who is studious, still asks if he doesn't understand. He is also not tired of learning and is not ashamed to ask.

Xiao An looked at him with contempt and said, "I don't even know what miaomiao is. How dare you come out? Miaomiao is a cat. It's really uneducated.

"Ah?" Zhang Jian was so shocked that he almost choked in one breath. I wanted to tell Xiao'an that the cat was a cat, not miaomiao, but it was obviously not the time to discuss whether Xiao'an's English words were correct. The most important thing was that his meat was not cut off, so he continued his lines invariably: "No, no..."

Xiao An scratched his stomach and searched his word library in his heart. He was thinking about whether there was any other English inventory in his memory in addition to the various English words he had mentioned above. He couldn't remember it for a moment, and Zhang Jian was also looking at him nervously, preparing for something to pop up in Xiao'an's mouth. The English animal immediately took over the line "Don't, don't..." When the two sides were deadlocked, suddenly came the high-pitched and passionate background music, and the music seemed to be mixed with the low voice of the baritone "a laughter in the sea, the tide on both sides".

Xiao An was refreshed. Listening to the music, he knew that the protagonist was about to appear. As soon as Ding Yi appeared, his play came to an end. He didn't have to search for any English animal names in his thesaurus. Next, he looked at Ding Yi's performance, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Sure enough, Ding Yi's loud questioning voice came from outside the door: "Xiao An! What are you doing!"

With the voice, Ding Yijun's figure appeared in front of the audience.

Ding Yi's female fans screamed loudly from the stage, and thousands of roses were thrown on the stage by crazy fans.

In response, Ding Yi smiled strangely and took two steps forward. He not only skillfully walked to Zhang Jian, who was tied to the ground, but also avoided the roses thrown on the stage. He did not let these off-site factors interfere with him and continued his passionate performance.