Chapter 125 Serve People with virtue
"Yu Xiao'an! Do you want to do something wrong with this middle-aged man? What kind of style is it?" Ding Yi questioned.
"No, how can I do anything wrong?" Xiao An defended, "I'm just punishing this profiteer."
"Although it is appropriate to punish profiteers, you can't help but pay attention to ways and methods." Ding Yi said, "You can't punish him by taking away his chastity. This kind of behavior is a very beastly behavior."
"First, he has no chastity for a long time. Second, even if he has chastity/I won't take it. I'm not interested in this kind of thing." Xiao An said righteously.
"Then why did he say more than a dozen lines in a row, 'No, no...'?" Ding Yi asked. Isn't this the most commonly used line in erotic/erotic movies besides 'ohyeahfuck, comeonbaby'? Since he said that, didn't he say it in fear that you had to do that kind of innocuous thing to him? Ding Yi's analysis of silk buckle, strict silk sewing, rigorous quality, and implementation of three guarantees.
"This... Because he is just an extra and has no acting experience, he is not very good at his lines. Of course, he picks the most impressive lines. As an enthusiast of ** films, it is reasonable to say such lines." Xiao An defended.
Zhang Jian's current actor is lying on the ground, very ashamed.
"So it is." Ding Yi suddenly realized, waved his hand generously and said, "That's all right, I don't blame him. Let's continue to perform." He turned to Xiao An and continued his lines: "Why is he a profiteer? Why do you treat him like this? Tie him up, and it seems that he is about to abuse, beat and persecute him. What on earth is this?
At the beginning of Zhang Jianchu, he did not recognize the sudden appearance of the character, but listening to the background music, he also knew that the hero of the play appeared. He searched in the database in his mind. In the enemy picture library, he suddenly found Ding Yi.
He has seen the photos of Ding Yi. A few years ago, a person with the name of Lei Feng's name sent him a photo of the child opening a room with his adopted child Xie Wei at that time, so that he was jealous. That's why he found Xiao An and signed the world-famous "Bing Agreement" with him, asking him to punish Ding Yi with justice. As a cake square, he fell to the ground like a pancake to relieve his hatred.
Xiao'an failed to complete this agreement. Although Ding Yi was indeed knocked to the ground like a pancake at first, in the end, Ding Yi stood up like a brave deep-fried dough stick and caught up with Xiao An, stabbed him with a knife into a serious injury, and Ding Yi was sentenced to several years in prison. .
Therefore, Xiao An also asked Zhang Jian for work-related injury compensation after recovering from his injury. Zhang Jian was protected by the community. At the same time, Xiao An also lost his combat effectiveness due to serious injury. The original lethality was 13,278 points without using magic props. After the injury, there were only 127 points. With his combat power, he could only In the game, he had to kill the chicken several times in a row to kill the chicken. He was pecked by the chicken to lose half of his blood and couldn't even kill the rabbit. Therefore, Zhang Jian was not afraid of him and did not pay him work-related injury compensation according to the relevant standards stipulated in the Labor Law.
Unexpectedly, he brought several little brothers to settle accounts with him today, tied up Zhang Jian, slapped his mouth and knife and gun. Ding Yi also suddenly appeared. Listening to his tone, he seemed to have bad intentions, and I don't know why the two original enemies have been connected. Close up. If they are really serious about finding their own trouble today, what should they do if they are called Tiantian should not, the ground is not working, and the bed is not in the mood?
Thinking of this, Zhang Jian's heart trembled, his whole body trembled, and he sifted the bran again.
"No wonder China's agricultural productivity is not high. You are always sifting chaff here, and you don't sift rice. You don't sieve rice. You always sieve these worthless chaff. You are not self-motivated at all. How can you improve China's agricultural level?" Xiao An scolded angrily.
It's really a crime. Why don't you have to worry about it? Zhang Jian wanted to cry without tears and forced himself to defend himself, "Although my action is like sifting bran, I'm actually sifting rice. It's just because I seldom sift and I'm not proficient enough, so I misunderstand that I'm sifting bran."
"Bang!" Xiao An couldn't help but say a mouth and twitched up. Saying that you are sieve chap is sieve chaf, and you still dare to reason with us underworld? Who is reasonable with you? We usually don't practice debate, we only practice fists. Do you still want to attack my weaknesses with your strengths? Want to argue with me? Shit. If you dare to say two more words, I won't beat you all over the floor today, leaking tongue, tongue edema, throat edema, lung edema, bronchial edema, so that all your debate hardware is edematated, and I dare not debate again from now on.
This consequence sounds very serious. The good man did not suffer immediate losses. Zhang Jian did not dare to say any more and immediately silenced.
After Xiao An slapped this, due to the continuous use of "mouth brushing" in a short period of time, his physical energy and magic values were consumed too much. He immediately sat cross-legged on the ground, spitting and breathing, and trying to quickly return blood back to blue.
"Forget it." Ding Yi shook his hand to stop Xiao An, who was now calm and said, "The impulse is the devil. We should convince people with virtue. Don't always shout to fight and kill. What does it look like to fight and kill all day long?
Zhang Jian's eyes were full of gratitude. He wanted to praise Ding Yi loudly, but he was afraid that he would offend Xiao'an by talking casually. In case he did not listen to Ding Yi's words and not convince people with virtue, he would no longer meditate. Instead, he jumped up and beat people. He really beat himself into "tongue edema, throat edema, lung edema, lung edema, bronchial edema, and hardware edema. "That's not worth the loss, so I didn't dare to say anything. I just threw my continuous gratitude to Ding Yi one after another to show my heartfelt gratitude.
Ding Yi nodded to him, indicating that he had received his gratitude. He smiled and gave him a receipt of "30 kilograms of gratitude sent by Zhang Jian" with his eyes. Then he shook his head gently, which meant that he was not polite. Then he turned his head and turned to the little brother brought by Xiao An and said, "Ade It's time for you to appear. Tell me, what are you best at?"
Zhang Jian was shocked. Xiao An had just calmed down and was meditating. Why did Ade come out again? Looking at his uniform, there were four words "professional hitman" printed on his chest. He had a bad face, a strong figure, and a fierce man. He must be extremely serious. If he was beaten by him, he seemed to be more auspicious tonight, and he was even more panicked. Despite Xiao'an's threat, if he spoke, he would beat himself "tongue edema and swallowed. The serious consequences of laryngeal edema, pulmonary edema, bronchial edema, and the hardware are all edema. The trembling voice said to Ding Yi, "You... You said you want to convince people with virtue, absolutely... Don't let him be rude. If he is rude, it's not to convince people with virtue."
Ding Yi smiled and said, "Who said that you can't be rude to convince people with virtue? Do you know what it means to convince people with virtue? Let this Ade," Ding Yi pointed to the fierce man in the "professional thug" uniform that he had just called "Ade", and then said, "Let him use his method to subdue others. The full name is 'to subdue others with Ade's professional methods', or 'to convince people with virtue' for short.
Zhang Jian was black in front of his eyes and almost fainted. Although Xiao'an is quite unreasonable, after all, he still abides by the rules and norms of the underworld, and will not force reason. If you find the right opportunity to bend around with him, you may be able to fool him, but someone like Ding Yi, who is superficially reasonable, needs to find a theoretical basis for everything but actually more unreasonable is simply unreasonable. Compared with unreasonable people, it is much more difficult to deal with.
Ding Yi no longer paid attention to him and said to the "Ade", "Ade, tell me, what are you best at?"
Before he came, Ade had already memorized the lines that Ding Yi ordered him to recite. He had never had a chance to perform. He was extremely sad. He saw the opportunity to perform and recited his specialty without hesitation:
"What I'm best at is to flick the victim's chicken/chicken with my fingers at a very fast speed, so that the victim's chicken/chicken can go through a slight swelling, slightly swollen, puffy, very swollen and extremely swollen. Super invincible like a pig's head in seven stages, and in the next ten minutes, the red hair, purple hair, black hair, purulent and smelly hair will be performed. Six changes in leaven, and finally let the victim touch his former chicken/chicken, reading the famous poem 'chicken/chicken and chicken/chicken, Mulan wants chicken/chicken' and spit blood and die.
Ding Yi used the afterglow to notice that Zhang Jian's face was already pale, and his heart was almost full of heat. With a fierce fire, this Jian was sure to take it down, so he pretended to be very incomprehensible and asked, "Why did the victim touch his former chicken/chicken and read 'chicken/chicken double chicken/chicken, Mulan wants chicken/chicken What about the famous poem spitting blood and dying? What does the word "once chicken/chicken" mean here?
"The words 'once chicken/chicken' mean that his chicken/chicken evaporated and disappeared after six changes of red hair, purple hair, black hair, pus, stinky fermentation. Although it had disappeared at that time, it also had once, so it was 'once chicken/chicken'." Ade replied respectfully.
Hearing this, Zhang Jian was so scared that he was about to burp. His psychological defense collapsed. He was defeated like a mountain. He lay on the ground and cried bitterly: "Mr. Ding, Xiao An, I know I'm wrong. I deserve to die. Please, don't convince people with virtue. Don't play my chicken/chicken... It's all my fault. I shouldn't sign the infamous "Bing Agreement"... I shouldn't... I shouldn't violate the provisions of the Labor Law and not pay Xiao'an's work-related injury compensation... I shouldn't... I shouldn't... What? ......”