Chapter 126 Voices of the AV Audience
"Damn." Ding Yi was extremely annoyed when he heard it: "You just have to repent of your mistakes. Why are you crying? The ghost is crying and howling. Do you think you are practicing meito singing? I think your attitude is extremely insincere. Do you really want me to convince people with virtue?
"No, No, OhMyGod!" Zhang Jian shouted in a hurry. Although this sentence was shouted out eagerly and a little hasty, the whole sentence was quite rhyming. From the perspective of linguistics, it was also quite desirable.
"That means, you don't want me to convince people with virtue?" Ding Yi looked at Zhang Jian and asked with a smile.
"Of course." Zhang Jian replied hurriedly.
Well, I have something to ask you. If you want to tell the truth, if you dare to be a little false, I will immediately convince people with virtue. Ding Yi said with a straight face.
"If you know everything, if you don't say anything, your whole body will be inflamed; if you don't know everything, if you don't know everything, you will die." Zhang Jian's answer was still very rhyming, which made Ding Yi doubt whether he graduated from a language school.
Ding Yi sat on Zhang Jian's table, crossed his legs, and was about to ask him when he suddenly jumped down from the table: "Damn it! What's on the table?" Reaching out and touching it, his hand was greasy, but it turned out to be a piece of fat on the table, which was impartially touching his left buttocks.
Ding Yi was furious and threw the fat meat on his left buttocks out with lightning speed. He was about to lose his temper. The actor who played Ade was very wink. He immediately helped him complete his wish and hit Zhang Jian's face fiercely.
"Mr. Ding is here. You don't clean up your personal hygiene, but you still put a piece of fat on the table. What's the matter? Don't you know it's Patriotic Health Awareness Month?
"Yes, yes, yes, I was wrong." Zhang Jian covered his face and did not dare to shout pain. He sincerely admitted his mistake.
Ding Yi saw that his younger brother had taken action on his behalf, and Zhang Jian was so modest, cautious, serious and lively. Most of his anger subsided. He thought that he was the leader. If he directly vented with Zhang Jian, he would lose his identity, so he calmed down and carefully observed the terrain on the table and found that there was no more. Fat meat and other sundries, but the table is still quite greasy. I regret that I didn't carefully observe the terrain just now.
"As a young woman's dream lover, most of her image has been ruined by this piece of fat, which is really annoying. It can be seen that Zhang Jian is ambitious and sets traps everywhere to embarrass me. I have to be careful and be careful. Ding Yixin said.
Xiao'an had finished meditating, the blood was full, and Lan also returned more than half of it. He stood up and saw that Ade had robbed his limelight first. On behalf of Ding Yi, he taught Zhang Jian a lesson. If he didn't look for an opportunity, he was afraid his status would not be guaranteed. Seeing the greasy table, he immediately found that this was an opportunity. He dragged Zhang Jian over and used his sleeves to hold the table. I wiped it up and down several times and wiped the greasy on the table clean.
"Mr. Ding, please take your seat."
Zhang Jian is extremely angry, but now that he is under the eaves, how can he not bow his head? So he still pretended to have a smiling face and lowered his eyebrows and did not dare to say anything.
Ding Yi was gratified to see that all the younger brothers were very sensible, subjective and dynamic, so he sat down, returned to the book, and continued to ask, "Why did you sign the infamous "Bat Agreement" with Xiao An? Why did you let him hit me? Huh? Say it!"
Xiao An and Ade and another little brother next to them, "ah ah" and "woo-woo" help, just like the yamen in the ancient lobby.
This situation seriously stimulated Zhang Jian, who had not experienced torture to extract confessions in ancient times, and had a deep empathy for the common people in the feudal era.
But now the most important thing is not to sympathize with the ancient people, but to sympathize with yourself first. Otherwise, it is still unknown whether you can overcome this difficulty. Therefore, the most important thing at present is to answer Ding Yi, a difficult question.
"About the infamous "Hiking Agreement", when it was signed, because it was our company's law popularization and publicity month at that time, I organized enterprise employees to study the Company Law, the Contract Law and other legal provisions, and just wanted to learn and use it. It happened to be that you and Xie Wei had an affair that disrupted the normal order of the maintenance market. The behavior filled my heart with righteous indignation, so I used the legal knowledge I learned to draft the "Agreement of beating people" to let him punish your immoral behavior. Zhang Jiandao.
"This child obviously doesn't know the current affairs." Ding Yi thought, "Now he is completely in the position of being passively beaten. He actually dares to say that my behavior is immoral. He also said that it was to punish my immoral behavior by letting Xiao'an beat me at that time. Did he eat the bear's heart and leopard gallbladder?
"So, I also want to thank you for your help in my education?" Ding Yi said coldly.
"It's terrible." Zhang Jian secretly shouted: "I'm always used to putting myself in the position of justice and putting my opposite side in the position of immorality and injustice. This is a good habit developed over the years. Today, I say so according to inertial thinking. Although what I just said is not a distortion of the facts. It was true, it is unwise to still operate in this situation of such a disparity between the enemy and the enemy. You may have to suffer."
Sure enough, when he just thought of the word "bitterness" in his heart, the skin and skin immediately suffered, and his left and right faces were hit by the injustice of Ade and Xiao An with their palms as weapons. Ade and Xiao'an used the left palm and the right palm. The posture was the same and the speed was similar. Almost at the same time, the mouth brushing was brushed on Zhang Jian's mouth.
"The development of things is really not what I expected. I think I have Zhuge's talent, Zhou Lang's wisdom, Cao Cao's plan and Liu Bei's strategy." Zhang Jian admired himself very much in his heart.
But now Zhang Jian, who has Zhuge's talent, Zhou Lang's wisdom, Cao Cao's strategy and Liu Bei's strategy, can't guarantee his personal safety at all, which is an extremely humiliating and embarrassing thing for him.
Maslow said in his "need theory" that at different stages, people have different needs. After meeting low-level needs, they have a psychological motivation to meet high-level needs. According to his theory, the need for personal safety is the lowest level of need. Only after the need for personal safety is met can we think of the need to pursue a higher level, such as the need for social identity, the need for respect, the need for self-realization, the need to eat for free, and so on.
This theory is specific to Zhang Jian's current case, which can be explained in this way: Although Zhang Jian thinks that he has Zhuge's talent, Zhou Lang's wisdom, Cao Cao's strategy and Liu Bei's strategy, these facts make him feel psychological satisfaction and satisfy his high level of "self-realization". Yes, but he was surrounded by Ding Yi and Ding Yi's thirists. If he wanted to fight, he would be beaten and scolded. Xiao'an even threatened to cut off his fat flesh one by one, so that his personal safety could not be guaranteed at all. The basic needs of this low-level "personal safety" could not be met, and the high-level "self-truth" What's the use of meeting the needs of "now"? Therefore, Zhang Jian's following behavior fully proves that the low-level needs are much higher than the high-level needs at present.
"I'm wrong, I'm wrong, talking nonsense, it's time to hit. You played well, scratched, played the style, played the level, played the future of the motherland, the future of mankind, so that I didn't breathe when I went upstairs, my teeth were good, my appetite was good, and I was full of energy, so that I was neither constipated or diarrhea, and I was not afraid of a lot of days. It's..." Zhang Jian sincerely admitted his mistake and sincerely praised Xiao'an and Ade's attack.
In order to meet the needs of his personal safety, Zhang Jian wisely gave up many high-level needs such as respect, social recognition, self-realization and eating out for free, and admitted his mistake in a low voice.
Ding Yi decided to dig deep into his soul so that he could really realize his mistake: "Do you know you said it wrong? Then I'll give you another chance to reorganize the paragraph just now and say it in the right way.
Zhang Jian thought for a moment, organized it in his heart, added and changed some words, and said again: "When the infamous beating agreement was signed, because it was my company's law popularization publicity month at that time, I organized enterprise employees to study the Company Law, Contract Law and other legal provisions. I just want to learn and use it. It happens that you and Xie Wei have a righteous affair that disturbs the illegal market order, which makes my heart full of shameless indignation. So I used the legal knowledge I learned to draft the despicable "Bout Agreement" and let Xiao An attack your noble behavior, which is extremely Wrong is reactionary, violent and erotic, three-level, unsuitable for children, vulgar, vulgar, full of feudal dross and bourgeois decadent ideas, will be mosaiced.
"It turns out that the mosaic in the ** film was hit by you. Damn it, I'm wronged and indebted. I finally caught you." Ade shouted indignantly. Before he finished his words, he hit him with one mouth: "It's really unreasonable to let me look at **! I swore that if you let me know who made the mosaic, I won't kill him! It's not easy. It's not easy. I finally got it. Today, on behalf of the vast ** audience, I would like to strike a righteous blow to you!" After saying that, another mouth twitched on Zhang Jian's face.
Zhang Jian was beaten to the height of his eyes and wanted to shout, "It's unfair!" But I'm afraid that if I shout like this, I will be characterized by Ding Yi and others as "dissatisfied with the justice and punishment of the people". It will attract more severe justice and punishment. I dare not shout again, crying and standing aside.