Chapter 134 The Secret of Bai Juyi

"Okay..." The author held his hand moved, almost choked and couldn't speak.

The peddler bent down, picked up the wax pill, stared at the wax pill for a long time, breathed evenly, and whispered the following words to the wax pill:

"The urban management is coming."

With a "pop", the wax pill cracked.

"What...what's going on?" The author was overjoyed and didn't know the reason, so he hurriedly asked.

The hawker said, "My name is Li Daring. Among the people I know, I am the most courageous. People say that I am not afraid of heaven and earth, but I am afraid of urban management. As long as I hear the word 'urban management', it is full of liver and gallbladder, so I think that such a bold person like me will be brave when they hear the word 'urban management'. It's all cracked. This wax pill must be about the same. I'll try it today, and it's true.

"Thank you so much, fate!" The author held the peddler's hand and burst into tears.

But thinking about the business is to carry out the story normally, so the author can't take care of continuing to be grateful. He took over the wax pills, opened it along the crack, pulled out a note inside, and gently unfolded it. The above style was written in two lines of cursive calligraphy. The book said, "After listening to my judgment, I dare People who call me son of a bitch, they are the real pure 100% fake bastards.

"Ah?!" Seeing this line of words, the author was shocked and almost fell down. He fainted and said to himself, "I didn't expect that the bricklayer made a mistake. Although the bricklayer had expected different opinions for a long time, he thought that people would call him for being a bastard when they heard the assertion that 'Bai Juyi is a pick-up party', so they defended themselves and counterattacked in advance. The message said: 'The person who scolds me as a son of a bitch is a real 100% fake bastard'. He didn't expect that the quality of the people was high. Instead of cursing people casually, he seriously discussed academic issues with him. The bricklayer made a serious mistake and almost injured a good person by mistake. What should he do?

If the bricklayer's message is made public, it will inevitably have an irreparable negative impact on the image of the bricklayer. The people will say to himself: What is this bricklayer? The quality is so poor that they thought we would call him a bastard, but they even called us a bastard. It's ridiculous. Therefore, he will definitely hate Wu and Wu. In addition to fighting back and scolding the bricklayer, he also scolded the real experts. He called the bricklayer bastard, and the other innocent experts the plural form of the bastard, that is, so that all the experts dare not call themselves experts. Isn't there a situation? Insulting Wen?

So this message cannot be made public. But how to answer the questions of the people? In the face of the suspicious eyes of the masses, the author frowned, thought about it, and sincerely praised, "It's really a trick." The paper was balled, and then the little peddler just now called him to open his mouth, threw the paper ball into his mouth, watched him swallow it, and said "delicious". The author successfully destroyed the evidence. He was proudly and said to the audience in a loud voice, "In the kit, Bai Juyi and others are hearing the sound of the pipa. And the 'moving ship close to inviting each other' without hearing the female accompaniment does not show that they really love music, but proves from another side that they are senior experts who pick up girls. Judging from the pipa sound alone, the player must be a woman, so they move the boat to pick up girls.

"How can I see it?"

"I would like to hear more about it."

"Listen carefully."

"But please give me instructions."

Everyone said one after another.

After listening to everyone's words, the author was stunned and immediately realized the mystery in the above four sentences and asked, "Is there anyone in your group named He Yuan?"

Everyone looked at each other in con's face. Suddenly, a person raised his hand and said, "My name is He Yuan. What's the matter?"

The author took a look at him. It turned out to be a middle-aged man who was not amazing, so he smiled and said, "In the future, when you clean up your personal hygiene, please close the curtains to avoid walking. Remember."

He Yuan was stunned for a moment when he heard it. He thought about it. Suddenly, he seemed to remember something. His face was red and his ears were red. He looked around and found that everyone was looking at him, and he was even more ashamed. He pushed everyone away (Note: Among the people who were pushed away, there was no wish for himself) and walked away.

Everyone reduced by one (Amuch of the people, he didn't want to hide his face and leave, so there is one less than the original number of people, so now the group is called everyone minus one) all said strangely: "It's a good talk, why did he suddenly hide his face and leave? Why is this?"

The author shook his head and said to himself, "This is Heyuan's personal privacy. Of course, I can't make it public here. Of course, I won't talk to the onlookers. Besides, although the secret I realized was told by everyone's own mouths, they said it casually without knowing it instead of telling the truth. What I realized belongs to Tianji, and Tianji can't be revealed.

Although "the heavenly chicken cannot be leaked", the fact that does not reveal the heavenly chicken does not affect some of our basic judgments through this idiom - that is, the gender of heaven is male, and the sky is likely to be an oriental, following the rules of the state of etiquette, the clothes are neat, and the places that should not be exposed are not exposed at all. This is the origin of "Tianji can't be leaked".

At this point, the author sincerely despised Adam and Eve before they ate apples. Westerners are just unresident. Putting the situation of their naked ** at that time is now. There is a noun that can be summed in a word, that is, "exposed maniac"; if there is another noun, it is "exposed/dewish". The casual exposure of Adam and Eve is put in the modern ** film. That's going to be mosaiced.

The words are far away, and I will continue to turn back to this article. The author continued to say to himself in his heart, "The heavenly chicken can't be leaked, so of course I won't tell you the shocking secret of the four sentences that the people said above are hidden words. The first word of the four sentences is connected together, and the homonym is 'wish the egg'. This is about He Yuan's personal reputation and the level of this book. Although it is not a shameful thing to clean up personal hygiene and wash eggs in private, it is always indecent to say it in public.

Thinking of this, the author is full of respect for himself.

To respect, you have to choose an opportunity to respect. At present, the first task is to explain to everyone that why Bai Juyi heard the sound of the pipa and judged that the player must be a woman?

"Dear audience and listeners, when you are in the crotch - the mystery is revealed: Why did Bai Juyi judge that the player must be a woman when they hear the sound of the pipa? This is because the pipa instrument has a gender. The sex of the pipa belongs to the male. The so-called same sex repels the opposite sex, women love men's instruments, and men play women's instruments, so people who play Pipa, a male instrument, must be a woman.

"Really? I have never heard of this theory." After everyone was stunned, they seemed to believe it and said one after another.

"Of course. Have you ever seen a man play the pipa? Have you seen it? Have you seen it..."

The author saw that everyone was meditating, so he continued to say, "The pipa is played by women. This is because the sex of the pipa is male, which has been said above and will not be repeated here, so as long as the pipa is played, it must be a woman. Bai Juyi heard the sound of the pipa, just like someone's nose, 'smell the fragrance and know the woman', while Bai Juyi's ear is the ear. He is 'listening to the pipa and know the woman'. Hearing someone playing the pipa on the river in the middle of the night, the line 'the flower girl has it' immediately appeared in his mind, so he was dizzy and ordered the boatman to move the boat. It's close to invite you to meet."

"Oh." Everyone thought about it for a moment. There seemed to be no thought of the picture of a man playing the pipa, so some people believed that the pipa was a male musical instrument, and then felt that Bai Juyi heard someone playing a male musical instrument, and the person playing it was naturally a woman, so he drove the boat to talk to him up. In this way, it seemed to really prove Bai Juyi. It's a fake pick-up party.

In order to make them completely believe that they need to hit the iron while it is hot, so the author continued to explain: "Musical instruments do have a gender. The gender of instruments such as gongs and drums is women, so it is usually men who are playing. Have you ever heard a word called 'beating gongs and drums'? This word first means that men are prone to violence. Second, it can be seen that tapping and hitting these words is the same as pulling and inserting, which reflects the movements commonly used by men, indicating that the players of musical instruments such as gongs and drums are usually men.

"So it is." Everyone suddenly realized it.

"I imagine if when Bai Juyi were drinking in the middle of the night, it was not the sound of pipa but the sound of gongs and drums coming from the river. As soon as I heard it, I knew that a group of men were there to make noise pollution, which disturbed their interest in drinking. Will they still 'move the boat and invite each other to meet'? Shit, the devil believes it! In anger, Bai Juyi must have killed his heart. An order came out: 'Move the ship close and then shoot the arrow'. As soon as the two boats approached, Bai Juyi gave an order: 'Shoot'. The soldiers' arrows are like rain, shooting these boring people who beat gongs and drums into hedgehogs. If they can't shoot like hedgehogs, they should also shoot them into arrow pigs. If you can't shoot an arrow pig, you have to shoot them into a cactus. If you can't shoot a cactus, you have to shoot them into a fairy ball. If you can't shoot a fairy ball, you have to shoot them into a hedgehog. In this way, you can solve the hatred that Bai Ju is easily disturbed for no reason. The author continued to interpret.

"Bai Juyi is not a general. He came out to drink in the middle of the night. How could there be soldiers specializing in shooting arrows on his ship?" Everyone subtracted one, and one person asked doubtfully.

"You don't understand this." The author said, "At that time, it was a feudal era. Bai Juyi was a cadre. It was Sima from Jiangzhou, Sima Sima, which means an official who manages horses. Although he was only a professional cadre specializing in managing horses, his administrative level was high, and he had to travel in class, so there were fully armed soldiers on his boat. In terms of now, he can lead several gun guards when he travels. At that time, there were no gun guards, but there were professional archers, so there were soldiers specializing in arrows on his boat.