Chapter 136 Number of rooms

"Damn, I have no talent." The author looked at him with contempt: "Isn't it very clear in this judgment?" The description is realistic, the word 'realistic' in it, and the word in front is sex/organ, right?' The 'truth' in "realism" means very real, and it is the adverbial. This sentence is understood together, that is to say, Bai Juyi's direct description of sex/organ is too real, so it is very **/irty. The poem will be banned without forgiveness.

When everyone heard the words, they thought for a moment and thought it was reasonable. They nodded and said yes, and then shook their heads and sighed that the loss of the work "** Xing" was actually a big loss in China's poetry industry, which was much worse than the consequences caused by the First Emperor of Qin's burning books and pits Confucianism.

Through the above arguments, the author can clearly prove that Bai Juyi is a girl pick-up party, and the technical means are first-class quality three guarantees are well-known all over the world. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have written too much advertising copywriting, and I brought out the "quality three guarantees are all over the world", which is my big mistake. But Bai Juyi is a highly skilled pick- up girl, and there is no doubt about this. Therefore, he knows that he is wronged, and he will not sue the author because he said that he drank flower wine and lived a harmonious or discordant sex/life with female practitioners in Fengyue places. Therefore, the author is not afraid of him.

Since the poet is involved here, we have to talk about Xue Baochai.

Because Xue Baochai was a good student in primary school, he was good at reciting and was deeply poisoned by the ancient poems in the textbooks. Therefore, he always admired poets very much, especially ancient poets. If the conditions are suitable, she may grow into a literary young woman, but her family background is limited. Because she is an only daughter, she has to prepare to take over the class of her father, Master Xue. Otherwise, there will be no successor to the Xue family's property, so she has to swim in the Shanghai Sea. She is best at freestyle, but Ding Yi **/ruly hopes that she will face her. There are many backstrokes swimming in the ground, while Ding Yi himself is practicing face-to-face-face butterfly. The heart of Jiangzhou Sima Baijuyi is well known by passers-by. Leaving aside Ding Yi, no matter what swimming style it is, Xue Baochai is a pity for her to swim in the sea of business and not ride the waves in the ocean of literature. In her spare time at work, she also thought of wandering in the poetry world, but she heard that the ancient style is no longer gone, and the poetry world has undergone earth-shaking changes. Poets like to take off their clothes and recite poems in the auditorium, and if the poems written can be understood, they will be ridiculed by poets for being uneducated and easy-to-understand Xue Baochai. She can't write poems that people can't understand. In addition, she has some bottom line. It is beyond her bottom line to see a man take off his clothes and recite poems on the spot, so she has to give up the idea of walking on the lawn of literature and can only continue to swim in the business sea.

However, she heard that once Ding Yi wrote a modern poem after drinking and sent it to the contemporary poetry selection committee, which unexpectedly won the second prize, which was greatly beyond her expectation.

And the award was won by Ding Yi without knowing any of the judges in the poetry selection meeting, without sponsoring any money in the selection meeting, without the unspoken rules of the female judges in the selection meeting, and without the unspoken rules of the male judges in the selection meeting. What was obtained, which made Xue Baochai sincerely not think of it.

She asked Ding Yi for the original manuscript of the poem to learn. Ding Yi said that the original manuscript had been sent to the contemporary poetry selection committee, and the original manuscript was gone. He asked him if he could recite the poem. He shook his head and said that he drank too much wine that day and sent it out after writing. Now he doesn't remember writing it at that time. What.

In fact, how did she know that the poem written by Ding Yi, who has always had arrogance and prejudice against the poet, was actually a complete act of smashing the scene. Ding Yi, who was drunk, wrote a few words randomly and sent it over. She just wanted to use the topic to satirize the poetry world, but she didn't expect that the poetry selection would repay his grievances with virtue and gave him a two. Waiting for the prize surprised Ding Yi a lot.

The so-called reaching out and not hitting the smiling face, such an unexpected award-winning result makes it difficult for Ding Yi to openly attack the poetry industry in the future. The so-called cannibalistic mouth is short and soft. After Ding Yi's short mouth and soft hands, he can't satirize the poetry world. There is a basic pleasure missing in his life, so Ding Yi actually regrets it after drinking. This move of poetry.

A few days later, Xue Baochai saw the selection of award-winning works in the special issue of the tenth anniversary of Contemporary Poetry, Really Wet, and Ding Yi's works were on the list.

Ding Yi's poem is called "The fence, the poet and the dog", and the content is as follows:

A 100% hand-stitched leather fence at the back, front, top and bottom

There are several poets standing, sitting, lying, squatting and crawling forward

They or in front of them and behind the temple

There are more Huang Cancan poems

A dog, we call it a dog rather than a dog. In fact, it is indeed a dog, but its scientific name is also a dog

In order to make it easier for everyone to understand, we should call it a dog

This dog

Chew these yellow poems in your mouth and read the lines with relish:

Wow, wow, wow, wow

Wow!

As a result, it was taken away by the people of the Administration for Industry and Commerce

It claims that it used the trademarks of other merchants without paying royalties

The next time it is called, it can only be called "Wang Wang" but not "Wang Wang"

Otherwise, you have to build a high house and a high platform to hit its PP

Please note that the PP here is a fart, not a piece

The people of the animal protection organization are angry

Initiated the dart, the poet who was lying on his side under the fence

The fence stood up

Poet, really wet

Only the dog, the independent cold river, is still booming

Xue Baochai looked at it for a long time, but did not realize the artistic conception of the poem. He was embarrassed to ask Ding Yi for fear of being ridiculed by him for his lack of education. Look at the comments of the following poetry selection meeting, which are written as follows:

"The poem uses the description of the post-modern abstract school to describe the good character of poets who love animals and do not eat dog meat, or even if they eat dog meat, they insist on claiming that they eat pork rather than dog meat, and deliberately refers to the buttocks of poets with the temple, which is full of beauty and imagination, so that readers can treat poets or The buttocks that are big or small or flat or have hemorrhoids or have not had hemorrhoids have endless thoughts. Abstract and realistic, gentle and beast, plump and full of milk/water, it is really a rare masterpiece for many years.

The gap is too big. Xue Baochai wanted to break his head and didn't imagine the artistic conception mentioned in the comments. He was so embarrassing that he gave up the idea of becoming a literary young woman from then on.

But she still yearns for literature. She believes that poets, especially ancient poets, are elegant and pure. What they do is naturally not wrong. Since it is what they do, even if these things are criticized by the world, what they do must still be Correct and reasonable has existential value.

So she said that Ding Yi's place is a place of sex/ssatiful place. Although I had some ideas at the beginning, thinking about these sex/socating places, in ancient times, it was a poetry salon, a gathering place for poets and literary giants, holy and elegant. Even if the poets' poetry is booming, they are really wet with the women in the brothel, they also It is the great achievers who do not care about trifles. Their wetness is holy wetness, elegant wetness, wetness with extremely high moisture content, and wetness containing a large amount of urea components. They can be wet. In line with the principle of equality for everyone in the world, ordinary people should also be wet, and the wetness of ordinary people should also be slightly holy wet, slightly elegant wet. Although the moisture content is high, although the urea component is less than that of the poets, it more or less contains a certain amount of urea. Since the poets can set fire, the people can also light the lights, so they slowly dispel the scruples that Ding Yi's place is a sex/affection.

Besides, as the main decoration contractor of Ding Yi's entertainment Empire State Building, Xue Baochai is clear about the pattern and decoration purpose of Ding Yi's various places. By understanding the owner's decoration requirements, she learned the names and functions of Ding Yi's halls, which more or less dispels some of her doubts.

In Ding Yi's nightclub, there are large or small private rooms for guests to sing and entertain. Each private room has its own name, and the names of these private rooms declare their use.

The private room is divided into an inner private room and an outer private room. The name of the outer room is not too creative and unpretentious. Like other nightclubs, the so-called "one package", "two packages", "three packages", "four packages" and so on are sorted by numbers. Finally, they are ranked as "5,840 bags" in Arabic. The number indicates that it is a 56840 private room, that is, if it is purely arranged in numerical order, Ding Yi's entertainment empire has more than 50,000 private rooms, which fully shows the huge scale of Ding Yi's entertainment empire.

Of course, Ding Yi's "56,000,840 bags" are only declared to the outside world. In fact, there are not so many private rooms, because in the middle of the "56,000,840 bags" from the tenth room to the last private room, there is no private room, that is, behind the tenth room, not the eleventh private room but the "56,000-eight" One hundred and forty bags", Ding Yi unexpectedly used the method of jumping the number to name his private rooms. But this does not mean that Ding Yi's nightclub only has eleven private rooms, because before the smallest private room No. 1 private room that people think, there is a smaller No. 0 private room, and before the No. 0 private room, there is also a negative No. 1 private room, of course, it is a negative No. 2 private room, and so on.

As for the largest negative value in the negative number room, it is "negative 5,840 bags". In Arabic numerals, it is -56840, and the number is still very large. However, in the same way, this does not mean that Ding Yi's entertainment empire still has more than 50,000 private rooms, because Ding Yi still uses the same skills. Behind the negative ten private rooms, there is immediately "negative 56,840 packs".

Now do you know how many private rooms there are in Ding Yi's entertainment empire? Is it 22? Think about it again, think about it again? In addition to 11 private rooms in the positive number and 11 private rooms in the negative number, there is also a zero private room, right?