Chapter 137 Can you still eat?

A total of 23 private rooms?!

Please don't be complacent. It's still wrong.

Because in addition to the positive number room and negative number room, Ding Yi also has a decimal room, a fraction room, a rational number room, an irical number room, an open root number room, an infinite number room, an infinite small room, an infinite small room, no number room, an unnumbered number room, countless rooms, countless rooms, etc. In short, sorting The way is disorderly and irregular.

This is Ding Yi's back road for himself. Although it is necessary to open an entertainment venue, in case of a big arrest one day, the police are ordered to come to his field to check. In front of so many irregular private room serial numbers, they may be dizzy. The police are calculating why there is 4.2 private rooms instead of 3.6 private rooms behind 3.5 private rooms. At that time, the lady and the guests had already stopped sleeping with you. At this time, the police were still holding a calculator to calculate the correct value of the private room number. This strategy is the first "stuble plan" in the thirty-six sequels. It can be seen that Ding Yi really took great pains to operate for the safety of his entertainment empire.

Although Ding Yi's private room serial number is irregular, he named the maximum value of his private room "5,840 bags", but it is obviously exaggerated and suspected of false propaganda. But this is just like when Cao Cao and Cao Mengde, known as 800,000 troops with thousands of horses, dared to attack the city and plunder the land. Mineral water enterprises claimed that their water was taken from nature, but actually came from the water plant. This is also a consistent method of publicity. It has been there since ancient times, and now. No wonder Ding Yi is alone.

It's far away. I just talked about the outsourcing nomenclature in the Dingyi room nomenclature, and how did he name the inner room? How did the naming of these inner rooms dispel Xue Baochai's doubts?

Please listen to the next decomposition...

Oh, I'm sorry, this story is not a chapter story. If there is no next time, then it will not be decomposed next time. Let's decompose it this time.

Here is the noun to explain first. The inner room is the inner room in the outer room, while the outer room is the outer room outside the inner room. The relationship between internal and external outsourcing is very complicated, and it is not easy to explain clearly, so I will not explain too much. If you have a high understanding, you will understand it. If you have a low understanding, you will not be able to understand it many times. If you understand it, it is not my credit, but the reason for your own high understanding. If you don't understand it, of course, it is not mine. The fault is due to your own low understanding. It has nothing to do with me. Isn't it a waste of words to talk nonsense here? It will also be mistaken by wise editors or wise editors and the majority of readers and the relatives and friends of the majority of readers. The relatives and friends of the readers mistakenly think that I am randomly putting together the number of words here to cheat the contribution fee. In fact, it is a day. It's a pity that I don't put together the number of words to cheat the manuscript fee. I just want to explain it to you clearly. At this time, I think that I'm messing up the number of words to cheat the manuscript fee. It's a great insult and misunderstanding to me, but I don't explain too much. It's just a sentence. It can be seen that I'm really tall. The responsible author who does not casually piece together the number of words to cheat the manuscript fee can be clearly seen from the fact that I don't casually add a punctuation mark in such a long sentence...

Wait... Take a breath... Take a breath first, and then... Go on, you have to cut off your breath immediately, one... Author, a literary worker... In order to cheat... Take dozens of words and cut off your breath. It's really light... Like a feather, it's too unworthful and humiliating. Sven... I'm sorry, Confucius Mencius and Laozi, the old man here is not called the old man in ancient times, but the author's self-proclaimed... I, I, I, I... I, I, I...

After typing the above passage, the author is very proud. He finally compensated for the loss of words in the previous paragraph without punctuation with multiple ellips in the above paragraph. This is the so-called loss outside the embankment, hahahaha.

The author originally wanted to "haha" more than 5,000 words to make up for the possible loss of words in the future at one time, but considering that laughing at more than 5,000 words, one is not in line with the facts, two does not have such a psychological foundation, and the other is not have such a large lung capacity. If you ask Philpus with a large lung capacity to replace the author. Laughing, but because the appearance fee soared after Philpus won eight gold medals at one time at the Olympic Games, he didn't have so much capital budget, so he had to laugh awkwardly.

Okay, after breathing, continue to tell the story.

Ding Yi completely abandoned the numerical naming method in mathematics and adopted the literary rhetoric in Chinese.

The inner room in the No. 1 outer room is named as the "insert" room, the inner room in the No. 2 outer room is named as the "insert" room, the inner room in the No. 3 room is named as the "insert" room, and so on.

This naming method is to use the rhetorical method of comparison in Chinese.

When Xue Baochai first heard the name of such a private room, he felt very indecent. He once asked Ding Yi whether such a name would be fined by the Spiritual Civilization Office and immediately banned. Ding Yi replied, "The 'inser' room here means the 'insert' of 'ferment'. It is a friend who wants you to come here for entertainment. I can still think that without the farmer's hard transplanting and farming, how could we have a happy life with no worries about food and clothing? Therefore, the inner private room is named the 'plug-in' private room to commemorate the hard work of the farmers. What's the matter? Is it wrong to name it like this? Why was it fined by the Spiritual Civilization Office and immediately banned?

"This..." Xue Baochai did not expect that Ding Yi's idea of naming the inner room was to commemorate the hard work of the farmer's uncle, not the action of insertion. When asked by Ding Yi, he was almost stopped. If he explained to him, he thought that the "inser" in this "inside room" was " The "inser" of "plugging/inser" is not the "insert" of "inserpering". Isn't that despised by him to the extreme? He was ashamed and anxious, and said, "I mean, the inner room in your No. 1 private room is called the 'insert' private room, and the No. 2 private room is called the 'insert' private room. Then your '56,840 bags', don't you have 56,840 'insert' words? If you want to read so many words, you have to read them for at least more than an hour, right? People who don't know think that the person who reads the name of this room is a super big stable, which is not in line with the spirit of the Spiritual Civilization Office to eliminate small stablet in three years and eliminate big stablet in five years, so it will be banned by the Civilization Office.

Ding Yi heard it and thought it was reasonable and said, "You're right. The number one to ten private rooms can be named as 'insertion' or 'insertion' or 'insertion' private rooms, but if there are too many number of private rooms, or those negative private rooms, decimal private rooms, fractional private rooms, reasonable Counting rooms, irrational rooms, etc., can't be named like this? What should I do?"

After thinking for a moment, he made up his mind and said, "For other rooms, I will neither name them in mathematics nor in Chinese. Let's name them in the way of ideological and political classes."

Hearing what he said, Xue Baochai became curious and asked, "Then how do you name the private room in the way of ideological and political class?"

Ding Yi was full of ambition and said, "In this way, I named some private rooms as 'Young men and women talk about ideal private rooms', some are named 'young men and women talk about life private rooms', 'young men and women youths eliminate barriers and frankly meet each other private rooms', and some are named 'establishing lofty ideals and insist on working for many hours', and so on. In this way, isn't it good to name the private room in the way of ideological and political class, which is neither vulgar nor new and generous?

"When you name the private room like this, almost all of them are named after 'what do men and women do private rooms'? Isn't it because many male middle-aged and elderly male friends dare not come? As a result, they have no place for entertainment. Is this age discrimination? Xue Baochai asked.

"You don't know that." Ding Yi smiled and said, "These male middle-aged and elderly friends are very excited to see so many young ladies. When they talk about their ideals and life, they are comparable to the prosperous young people! In order to prove that they are also young people, as soon as they arrive at the private room, they will call three bowls of rice and eat it happily. The amount of food is no worse than that of young people. Therefore, they like to be called young people. If the names of some private rooms are changed to 'What do men and young women do private rooms' and 'What private rooms do men, middle-aged men and young women do', no one will enter and consume such private rooms.

Xue Baochai became confused and said, "Is there any connection between proving that you are young and eating well?" What kind of rice do they come here for? Besides, don't they come to your entertainment place to relax and entertain? You are not a restaurant stall here. These elderly men and middle-aged men who come to consume are not migrant workers. How can they eat so well that they inexplicably order three bowls of white rice first? Nonsense."

"Is there an idiom you haven't heard of? It's called 'Lian Po is old, can you still eat?' Ding Yi explained, "It means that if a person is old, his appetite will be much smaller than before. These male middle-aged and elderly friends, in order to prove that they are young enough and energetic enough in front of the young lady, so they don't talk about their ideals and life with the girls first. First, they eat a few bowls of white rice to prove to show the young ladies: I'm still young, some have physical strength, some have a lot of energy, talk about ideals and life with me, yes You have a unique choice. Such a choice is right.