Chapter 139 Grand Mother's
He told Xue Baochai that he would not take her to his venue to sing. The reason was that he was very prestigious in his venue. As soon as he went there to consume, if he was recognized by the staff, he would be surrounded by them to ask for signatures, kisses, group photos, speeches, poses, queued up one by one to ask for reception, and so on. In short, it was very numb. Annoying will affect the normal work of the venue and are not conducive to the normal business activities of the venue. Even if he is disguised, he can always be recognized by them. He once disguised as a smart rest, Superman, Iron Arm Astro Boy, Detective Conan, Pikachu, Alibaba and Forty Thieves, Water Margin One Hundred and Eight Generals, Millions of Heroes Crossing the River. Not once was not recognized by loyal employees, and was chased to ask for signatures, kisses, group photos, speeches, poses, queue up one by one to ask for reception, etc., which seriously disrupted the work order and caused the turnover of the day to plummet and heavy losses. So you can't take her to your own field.
Xue Baochai believed his hardships, so he no longer asked to go to his venue to sing. Anyway, there are so many pure singing venues outside. Consumption is a piece of cake for Mr. Ding, so every time they sing in other venues. Ding Yi's "absolutely not lustful/eficent, it's really not fake" Co., Ltd. has not been recognized by Xue Baochai and was renamed by her name to affect its reputation. The risk.
Ding Yi originally wanted to take Xue Baochai down as soon as possible, but his company had just opened and was very busy. At the beginning, he had no leisure and no time to fall in love with Xue Baochai. Later, he tested the service quality and service skills of the young lady more times. He changed women to sleep all day long, and these could The women who entered Ding Yi's field and operated legally were not ordinary people. They slept more with beautiful women. His original idea of taking Xue Baochai as soon as possible was much lighter.
Xue Baochai is different from the young lady in his field. If you just want to sleep with her, don't you treat her as a lady?
For Ding Yi, these ladies are disposable consumer goods. After consumption, they will be over. From the expense category, they will not think of spending again. Even if they want to consume, they will be consumed in a different variety. Ding Yi has no brand loyalty to them; while girls like Xue Baochai, but It is a durable fixed asset. It should be registered, take good care of it and use it slowly, and it needs to be maintained from time to time. They are the property of a man's family, and they are private property of extremely high value. Generally speaking, they need to be cherished.
The author's statement: The above impolite metaphors for different women are all Ding Yi's shallow ideas and have nothing to do with the author of this article. The author here condemns Ding Yi for justice. If Ding Yi's idea has caused the public anger of all women, and everyone asks for a severe punishment for him, the author will immediately write it to death to show the author's righteous attitude.
Ding Yi has no bad feelings for Xue Baochai, but has a good impression. But it's a little exaggerated to say what he has for her. His feelings about her are close to "like" between "like" and "love", which has not reached the level of "love", but if one day they have been in contact for a long time, they will be in love for a long time (again, the long-term love here is that the two naturally have feelings after getting along with each other for a long time, rather than that they have feelings for a long time. I hereby explain. After inserting), Ding Yi did not resist this, so he was very happy to go out with Xue Baochai and go out happy together (insert again, the happy here is pure happy instead of that kind of **/swang happy, plugging in again after inserting).
As mentioned earlier, Xue Baochai has a good impression on Ding Yi and hopes that he can be his own boyfriend, but as a girl, it is normal to be reserved. In addition, it seems that Ding Yi is also happy to date with him and come out to play together (the author wrote "play" to himself. Such a mentally retarded word expressed shame, and then went out and squatted in the corner of the wall to vomit. A small tree at the corner of the wall had already been watered into a towering tree by the author's vomit. It can be seen that the author often has gastrointestinal discomfort in writing. It is also a writer's occupational disease. Let's talk about it together. God and earth, things are developing on the good side, and there are no cogent competitors next to him, so there is no immediate requirement for Ding Yi to confirm the relationship with himself, so there is no way to ask Ding Yi to confirm the relationship with himself.
One afternoon, Ding Yi was shooting in the office. When translated into Chinese, he was reading the newspaper. He read the very famous "Niu Undead You Daily". Suddenly, he saw a title: "Absolutely not lustful/affect, it's not fake" There was a dispute at the door of the limited company. He was stunned and immediately concentrated. I looked at it with a look.
The newspaper told the truth: "Yester night, when the reporter of our newspaper was on duty - he was really on duty and did not doze off, let alone drool while doze off. Of course, he will never dream while doze off while drooling - our reporter is concentrating and seriously. When I was on duty, a citizen suddenly called to report the news, which woke up the reporter of our newspaper. The reporter said that there was a dispute at the door of the Co., Ltd., "Absolutely not lustful/Evous, is it's true or fake". Therefore, the reporter of our newspaper came to the scene without even washing his wet underwear without washing his face and changing his wet underwear. The chaotic scene is reported as follows.
Ding Yi looked at the signature at the back of the article. It turned out that it was reporter Wang Emao, whom he knew. As the leading "Niu Undead You Daily" in the market, because it holds the public opinion orientation of the city, it is in a very important position and is the object that Ding Yi needs to strive for and win over. When Ding Yi opened his "absolute no lust/evolence, it's true or not fake" Co., Ltd., he invited all the colleagues of "Niu undead You Daily" to come to support him. In addition to a big red envelope for each person, he also gave each male colleagues ten yin and yang conditioning probation coupons, and ten for each female colleagues. Yang tonic yin conditioning trial coupon, they can use the coupon for free during the validity period, and call female or male service personnel respectively to carry out yin and yang conditioning services.
In addition, in Ding Yi's field, in addition to the ladies, in order to adapt to the needs of the new situation, he also entered new service fields and added some new service items. In accordance with the principle of equality between men and women, in addition to having a young lady providing services to men, there should also be a gentleman providing services to a woman in order to fight neatly. In order to meet the ISO quality system standards, Ding Yi also set a standard name for them. The standard name is as follows: the woman who provides services to men is not called "Miss" but "Little Girl", the man who provides services to women is not called "Duck" but "Young Man", and the chicken head that manages the little girl is called "Mommy". The duck head that manages the young man is called "Dumb". The administrators who manage "Mommy" and "Dumb" are called "Grand Mom" (female) or "Grand Dad's" (male) according to their gender. Their superior managers are also called "Ou" according to their gender. Degrande's mother's (female) or "Odegrande's father's" (male), the ultimate top-level business manager, that is, in the kitchen, this person is the executive chef; in the hair salon, that is, the hairdressing art director, in the toilet, is the final business leader in the position of the head of the toilet, His title was named "Fuck you/Mother" by Ding Yi.
This fully shows that Ding Yi is an uneducated and impatient person. The titles such as "Grande's mother's" and "Oude Grand's father's" have almost exhausted the English accumulation and background in his heart. After thinking about it, I can't think of any other English words that can be used appropriately on the top business leader. If you use the name "Ode's Grand's mother's father's", The words are too long, and it is difficult for people who don't know English to remember it clearly. He really can't think of other English names. After thinking about it for a few minutes, he became impatient and casually said, "Fuck you/mother", so he set the title of the highest business leader.
I'm sorry, it's far away again. It's more than 30 feet away from the topic. To explain, because the author of this article used to be an essay writer, he wrote that it disperses unconsciously, but the shape is scattered. Besides, it has the benefits of dispersing. Sanda is more practical than boxing. If the quilt is loose, it must be warmer than the hard one. The benefits of scattering are also...
...Ouch! It hurts me so much... Damn, the bed fell off while talking about it. Shit, this fall made me fall...
Although there are many benefits of scattering, it does not include bed scattering... It seems that this bed misunderstood me. Tomorrow, we will find someone to repair the bed, otherwise the author will have to write in a sitting position in the near future. Writing in such an uncomfortable posture will seriously affect the performance of the author, which is intolerable.
Since it is not all good to break up, now we have to go back to the road of not to break up and continue to write.
Just now, it was said that Ding Yi has issued "Pine Picking Yin and Supplement Yang Adjustment Trial Coupons" and "Pine Picking Yang Replenishmentation Trial Coupons" to all the staff of "Niu Don't Die You Daily". Although it was issued in an anonymous way, Ding Yi secretly wrote down the number on each of their coupons to supplement the recycled trial coupon number. Use the surveillance video in the field to judge who consumes more times and who likes what type of "little girls" or "young guys", find out their weaknesses, stay at the right time, take advantage of their weaknesses, let them use them for me, and achieve the purpose that he can't tell others or others.
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