Chapter 145 Zhang Wangwang's Poetry Passion

It's Zhang Wangwang, who let her family die all of a sudden. If this revenge is not avenged, I don't know what it is.

She looked at Zhang Wangwang's portrait in the newspaper and pondered for a moment. Suddenly, she found the mistake of her oath and immediately changed her words and said, "Zhang Wangwang, I won't kill you, and I swear not to be a cat."

After thinking about it for a moment, I felt that it was still wrong, and then changed my words and said, "Zhang Wangwang, I won't kill you, and I swear not to be a catman."

Because she is now half-man and half-cat, just calling herself a cat is obviously not rigorous enough. It seems more appropriate to be called a catman.

After thinking for a while, I thought that the "Catman" brand underwear had made Shu Qi a spokesperson. It was too much to pay off the loss for myself to advertise the trademark "Catman" for free. In addition, under the actual situation, she is not half a person and half a cat, but appears as a human in the twenty-nine days of a month. There is only one day in a month when the cat's face is shown in front of people. In order to be more rigorous, she finally revised her vows and finalized it as: "Zhang Wangwang, I won't kill you, and I swear not to be two-tenths. Nineteen people and one-thirtieth cat.

So Li Miaomiao practiced all kinds of skills to improve her transformation skills, and the human form became more and more enchanting and beautiful. A few years later, she gave herself a final exam. After changing her shape, she came to the wild goose tower. As soon as she looked up, a wild goose fell from the sky and fell to the ground. She vomited blood and died; she came to the butterfly spring again. When her face was reflected on the water, a deep-sea mermaid was ashamed and sank, and she no longer dared to show her head.

She knew that she had the beauty of sinking fish and falling geese, and she could finally get out of the mountain. Therefore, she came to the largest brothel in Chang'an: the street kiln, found the old man on duty, and said to the old man and her parents were both dead. She was alone and had nowhere to live. She hoped that the street kiln could take her in and give her a self-reliance. An opportunity to work hard.

Such a beautiful girl took the initiative to ask for a job, which was the first time for the old/prey on duty that day. The emergence of this new thing is a great affirmation of the industry she has been fighting for all her life. Therefore, the old/prey on duty saw the bright future of the industry and made I am willing to give all my psychological preparations for it. She happily accepted Li Miaomiao and recognized her as the daughter of the eighteenth wife.

From then on, Li Miaomiao began to engage in her skin and skin career.

Engaging in the profession of brothel, in addition to solving the natural sexual needs of Li Miaomiao as a female cat, it can also supplement some household use, because the savings left by her father have been used up in the years of her practice, and Li Miaomiao must be self-retained.

More importantly, she is looking for an opportunity to approach Zhang Wangwang, and then find an opportunity to kill him after approaching Zhang Wangwang.

Because of Zhang Wangwang's deeds, it has been a hot spot in newspapers and magazines in the past few years, and Zhang Wangwang's living habits are often tracked and reported by these newspapers.

Through these reports, Li Miaomiao knew that after Zhang Wangwang got a large bonus, he spent money all day long, calling friends, shuttling through the wine pond meat forest, wandering in the willow lane of the flower street. He is an authentic kiln explorer.

And the largest brothel in Chang'an: the street kiln is his favorite.

Li Miaomiao hid in the street kiln and has been looking forward to an opportunity, an opportunity to get close to Zhang Wangwang, an opportunity to approach him and kill him.

Such an opportunity will come soon.

According to Zhang Wangwang's physiological cycle, he goes to the street kiln every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, he goes to the street kiln every Monday, Thursday and Saturday to hang out and recite poems, and on Sunday, he goes to the street kiln to sing poems and paint.

During this period, Zhang Wangwang created a lot of literary and artistic works, mostly oily poems. Due to his thin cultural foundation, most of his poems were classified as bullshit, and most of them were recited by the little girls in the kiln when he was away. One of the oil poems has become the object of ridicule of all the little sisters. They will read it when they have nothing to do, and laugh as a resource for everyone's talk and laughter.

This poem is dedicated to a little girl in the kiln. This little sister is called Zhuang Skirt, so the name of the poem is "Giving Zhuang Skirt".

The poem is as follows:

"Wang Wang was about to go by car. Suddenly, he heard the song on the road. Wuling was a thousand feet high, and it was not as good as the Zhuang skirt to send me love."

It describes Zhang Wangwang's elegant vassal style. He wanted to leave his base street kiln and go for an outing in the nearby Wuling. As a result, as soon as he got into the carriage, the head of the street kiln's little sister Zhuang's skirt sang a song from the kiln, "onlyyou, I have always been a prostitute/prostling without money, onlyyou, You often pay fake money. If you do this again, your leg will be broken, and that's o-o-o-oonlyyou!" I caught up with him. Pull Zhang Wangwang's carriage and don't let it go.

In fact, Zhang Wangwang had paid the full amount of money for whoring before going out, and had paid it to the old man. However, because the old man had eaten something bad the night before, his stomach was extremely uncomfortable. After taking the money, he rushed to the hand-to-hand room to relieve him. Before he could tell Zhuang Qian about this important situation, Zhuang Qian thought that Zhang Wang wanted to pay the user fee. Under such circumstances, she took the opportunity to escape and seriously violated the labor contract. She was furious, so she caught up with her. In order to increase her justice and win the support of public opinion, she sang the complaint song adapted from "only-you" to accuse Zhang Wangwang's crime and chased out. In a hurry, in the lyrics, there are some exaggerated elements that damage Zhang Wangwang's reputation. For example, he has always been whoring/prostling does not pay money, and even if he gives money, he still pays counterfeit money, etc., which is a unique thing.

Zhang Wangwang was stunned and got out of the car. He asked the reason and knew it was a misunderstanding, so he explained the matter to Zhuang Chiul. At this time, the old/premimp heard the noise outside in the hand room. He knew that there would be trouble. He thought that he could not offend Zhang Wangwang, a dedicated parent who loved kilns. Before he could finish it, he could only solve three-quarters of it, and a quarter was left. He hurriedly picked up the special branch in the room and cleaned it up. He rushed to the door and put the Zhuang skirt. He scolded a few words and hurriedly apologized to Zhang Wangwang. He hoped that he would have a lot of forgiveness.

When Zhuang Chu learned about the whole matter, she was ashamed. She blushed and was anxious and wise. She blessed Zhang Wang and said, "Brother Wang Wang, when I saw that you were going out happy, I didn't take me with me, so I was worried that Brother Wang Wang, after you went out, you would meet another beautiful sister, so I didn't want to come back, so I wanted to stay. I live with you, that's why I made up a song to prevent you from leaving, but it really doesn't mean that you didn't pay. Brother Wang, don't go. Don't go. If you leave, they will ignore you. They really want you to stay. I hate it! On behalf of others, they hate you together with their handlebars, horses, bottoms and every coal.

When Zhang Wangwang heard this, he was moved, so he comforted him a few words. He patted his chest to ensure that he would come back after stepping on the green. In order to make the green walk worthy of his name, he also promised that he would only step on green vegetables and never trample on garlic sprouts, sweet potatoes, tomatoes and other crops. As for animals, he only stepped on frogs. Other mantis, ants, butterflies and bees are also involved, and there is nothing to do with autumn.

In order to comfort Zhuang's skirt, he circled around the carriage a few times, trying to recite a poem to repay the farewell feelings of the Zhuang skirt, but there were many circles around the carriage. Because he was not blindfolded, he was dizzy, nauseated, and vomited.

Zhuang Chi took his hand with concern and asked softly, "Lang Jun, how are you?"

Zhang Wangwang waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter. It's just that there are too many circles around the carriage, and it's a little carsick. It doesn't matter. It's okay to take a break."

After a short pause, his stomach was much more refreshing. Zhang Wangwang stood up and suddenly his eyes were clear. A poem was five inches below his chest. He brewed his feelings and recited the poem "Giving Zhuang Skirt" loudly:

"See the previous article."

This is the source of the poem "Give a Dress".

This poem full of Zhang Wangwang's affectionate poetry was passed down as a joke by the kiln sister of the street kiln. From then on, the word "dog shit" has an exclusive right in the kiln, and has the only corresponding relationship with Zhang Wangwang's "Giving Zhuang Skirt". Every time after drinking too much wine, when Zhang Wangwang is away, everyone recites this poem to make people happy. And the heroine in the poem also became the object of ridicule by the sisters, so that as soon as Zhuangqun heard that someone read the poem, she immediately fell out with the poetry reciter on the spot.

Although the sisters dare not read this poem in front of Zhuangqun, as long as Zhuangqun and Zhang Wangwang are not at the same time, they will still recite this poem from time to time as an additional value-added entertainment service after sexual entertainment for prostitutes.

All the practitioners in the whoring industry and the service objects in the whoring industry have surprisingly consistent evaluation of this poem: in addition to rhyming, it is almost useless. At best, it is the primary stage of oil poetry. The author's poetry writing ability does not exceed the level of the fifth grade of primary school, and the primary school is still a mentally retarded school.

Later, these comments spread to Zhang Wangwang's ears, which seriously affected his enthusiasm for poetry and directly led to a sharp decrease in the number of poems he wrote in his later years. According to the "Distribution Map of the Age of Zhang Wangwang's Poetry" (X axis represents the age of Zhang Wangwang, and the Y axis represents the number of Zhang Wangwang's poems) statistics of later scholars, the number of Zhang Wangwang's poems is at a certain stage, like a diluted person finally found a toilet under extreme urgency, and the enthusiasm for creation is increasing, and the creation of works The product increased exponentially, but at a certain point, it was suddenly like a constipated person going to the toilet. Although the person was still in the toilet, he did not create anything with weight. The curve of the poetic distribution map first follows the passage of the age of Zhang Wangwang. In other words, as he grows older, it is an upward curve with a higher and higher slope. At some point, it almost becomes a vertical downward straight line, as steep as a cliff. Even if the gecko climbs up, it also It will slide down, which shows the steepness of this downward straight line.