Chapter 150 Where did Li Miaomiao go?

In the bathroom, as soon as he closed the bathroom door, he didn't have time to plug in. Li Miaomiao had heard the sound of the watchman knocking on the bang. He had knocked twenty times. After knocking twice, he was about to shout the terrible line.

As soon as this line is shouted out, she Li Miaomiao will immediately turn into a white Persian cat.

What should I do?

What should she do?

Dear viewers, what should she do?

When she was anxious, the watchman's last sound had been knocked. She couldn't think about it and shouted loudly outside the bathroom, "I have something urgent to go first!" Leave a Persian cat. You have to take good care of it for me. I'll come to you tomorrow to pick it up--

As soon as she finished her echo-filled words, the watchman's line of "22 o'clock Beijing time" was just finished. She immediately did not surprise that the time was converted into a few seconds of the time (as a percentage of the time of the time, the author failed to find the usual time). The calculator you carry with you can't calculate it. Please calculate it by yourself.) It has become a white Persian cat.

When Zhang Wangwang heard her claim to leave, he quickly shouted, "No! Honey! Don't_leave_me! Love tiger oil!" Immediately regardless of the effect of alcohol, he swayed to the bathroom and pushed the door to see, where was the trace of Li Meow? A white Persian squatted on the toilet lid, meowed, and looked at him confusedly.

Zhang Wangwang looked around in a daze, and there was no other exit except a window. The whole bathroom is not big, and there is no place to hide. Based on the above facts, he can conclude that Li Miaomiao is no longer in this room.

And their residence is a high-rise building. It is impossible for Li Miaomiao to jump out of the window. In this case, she will be crushed to pieces.

But he still couldn't help leaning out his head and looking downstairs from the gap of the window. Naturally, he got nothing.

A piece of moonlight like water gently shone on the triangular underwear he was wearing. This scene made Zhang Wangwang's poem fall in love. A line of tears flowed from the corners of his eyes, brewed an emotion, put on a sexy pose, gently flicked the tears from the corners of his eyes with his fingers, coughed, and became crazy. The ground recited, "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms is the Dream of Red Mansions. In the misty rain of many buildings, the shepherds don't know each other, and the moonlight shines like water on underwear."

After chanting, he wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes. Suddenly, he thought that it was not a poetry competition now. The most important thing now was to find Li Miaomiao first, so he began to continue to carefully observe this person who was called the elegant person who was called the reincarnation of the grain. The person in the bathroom was called the elegant person in the bathroom. It was called the indecent person in the toilet. The indoor environment, which is called the extremely vulgar person of the hut, is called the shit place.

The window is a kind of anti-theft iron window. The gap between the panes is very small. Obviously, no one's body is small enough to penetrate through the gap of the panes.

The ceiling is sealed and there is no skylight.

The floor is also sealed and there is no basement.

The wall is also sealed and there is no mezzanine.

Where can Li Miaomiao go?

"Is it a secret room mystery? Do you want to urgently call Detective Conan? Zhang Wangwang said to himself and decided to discover the secret on his own. He continued to look at the bathroom with the eyes of exploring and discovering the English channel, and finally stopped on the toilet.

Between the lightning, an idea suddenly flashed in his mind, which made him stunned on the spot. Is it..."

It seems that he has got the answer to why Li Miaomiao suddenly disappeared.

He continued to say to himself inarticulately: "It has been lost in the world for a long time..."

What is the final answer?

"Urine escape!" He came up with an answer that conforms to the thinking habits of martial arts novel reading enthusiasts.

After getting the answer, what should he do to fully show his mood at this time?

The camera was fixed on Zhang Wangwang's face. He stared at the toilet for a long time, and finally threw himself on the toilet affectionately. His head leaned against the toilet lid, slowly stroked the toilet with his hands, and muttered his lover's name in his mouth: "Meow, meow, meow..." Finally, a string of excited tears flowed from the corners of his mouth, and the corners of his eyes flowed. A line of gratified saliva, and then fell asleep for short.

When I woke up the next day, I had a splitting headache, and there was still no Li Meow on the side of the toilet. Zhang Wangwang staggered and stood up, turned on the faucet and washed his face, feeling slightly awake. After that, I wanted to call Li Miaomiao's mobile phone. Suddenly, I thought that it was in the Tang Dynasty at this time. The high-tech product of mobile phone had not been invented. My idea was a photo of a beautiful star in the Moon Weekly in the flower movie on TV, which could only be used to mean **. In reality, it could not be realized. Ten thousand steps, even if he and Li Miaomiao had mobile phones, there was no network operator at that time. Their mobile phones were still deaf ears, mute mouths, monk's younger brother, and nun's little sister - decorations (Note: This afterword is not rigorous enough. For example, although the mute mouth can't speak, it can eat and drink. Although the younger brother of Shui, the monk is forbidden to have sex/life, it can be used to pee and fly/machine, so we can't simply call them decorations. However, considering that this book is popular literature and not a rigorous academic paper, the rigor of this book is not considered by the author. It only requires a sense of writing. It's fine, so I still wrote it like this), so I gave up the idea of playing the mobile phone and wanted to fly/machine, and then thought that yesterday, before Li Miaomiao disappeared, I just fell down with him/phoenix, Wushan Yunyu, double stay and double flight, monk washing his hair, translated into modern Chinese form is to live sex/life, if early in the morning. Flying/machine, he seemed to be extremely hungry and thirsty. Besides, all the surplus food was handed over to Li Miaomiao yesterday. Even if he hit the plane, he could not shoot any shells. Let readers see it and feel that his skill of flying/machine was too poor, which made him lose face. Finally, Zhang Wangwang thought of Tang with a sense of responsibility. The generation has not invented the plane, and the word "flying/machine" is also not rigorous at this time, so I gave up the idea of flying/aircraft.

You can neither call the mobile phone nor fly/machine. Besides, in order to save money, Zhang Wangwang, a foreigner temporarily living in Chang'an, did not spend money to apply for the Temporary Residence Permit for Foreign Population in Chang'an. This period is also the 40th anniversary of the emperor's birth. The national holiday is celebrated all over the world. In order to prevent bad guys from molestling, Chang'an's public security plate The investigation is particularly strict. If foreigners dare to hang out on the street without the "Temporary Residence Permit for Foreign Residents in Chang'an Area" and are found out by public security personnel, they will be punished by public security detention for seven to 15 days (seven days or 15 days depends on the appearance of the detainee, handsome people are detained for seven days, and the ugly people are detained for 15 days. In addition to wandering without a license, the charge is that it affects the appearance of the city. After the expiration of the detention period, he will be taken off his trousers and spanked 30 times. The fart will be beaten to red before he can give up, and finally he will be deported. The consequences were so serious that Zhang Wangwang did not dare to go to the street to find Li Miaomiao's wheres, so he could only look for Li Miaomiao's figure in the room - in the big wardrobe, drawers, toilet lid, lunch box, everywhere, but it was still not found. At_last, he sat in the living room disappointed. On the sofa.

Suddenly, he saw a white Persian cat sitting on the sofa beside him, watching the large-scale celebration party for the 40th anniversary of the emperor's birthday live on TV with relish. He vaguely remembered that this was a Persian cat that Li Miaomiao asked him to take care of before he left. It is said that he wants to take good care of it, and he will come to pick it up tomorrow--

Since this is his pet, Li Miaomiao, who asked him to take care of it, it is obviously Li Miaomiao's pet, and of course it should also be his pet. Thinking of this, Zhang Wangwang bent down, held the white Persian cat in his arms, stroked its white hair, and said to himself affectionately, "Meow, I will live up to your expectations. I will feed it well and raise it fat and strong. Wait for you to pick it up today--"

Therefore, this Persian cat became Zhang Wangwang's pet.

The real identity of this Persian cat is Li Miaomiao. Therefore, another identity of Li Miaomiao has become Zhang Wangwang's pet.

To sum up, Li Miaomiao is not only Zhang Wangwang's lover, but also Zhang Wangwang's enemy, Zhang Wangwang's friend, and also Zhang Wangwang's pet.

The proof is complete.

On the full moon night the next day, Zhang Wangwang couldn't help his lovesickness. At the risk of being caught and being spanked, he went to the street kiln to look for Li Miaomiao. He thought that Li Meow would definitely go to the street kiln after peeing. It is her place of shelter and their love, where they know each other.

But the result disappointed him. There was no Li Miaomiao in the street kiln.

Lao/Myan and all the kiln sisters said that Li Miaomiao had never been here.

Has she seen that I'm going to be out of a penny soon, so I won't say goodbye?

Zhang Wangwang's heart was as chaotic as a weed, and he was wandering and shouting again. His heart is like a race between cats, dogs and rabbits. In short, it's not a good feeling. So I want to go home and see if Li Miaomiao has come back.

When all the Yao sisters saw the second handsome man in the previous sexual ability list, they had sex/life with him for a long time. They all thought about his benefits in their hearts. They all wanted to experience his fierceness, his rudeness, his persistence, his **, and looked back on the burning years with him, and said, "Brother Wang Wang, this I haven't been here for a long time. I miss us so bad. Don't leave. You have to drink with us, drink good wine, and come on.

Sure enough, Xiao Er ordered a lot of wine.