Chapter 151 Zhang Wangwang was also despised
Zhang Wangwang was depressed and thought that if Li Miaomiao really left him, what should he do? My heart is like a mess, and there is nothing I can do.
"Forget it, let's drink." So he asked a few little sisters to drink with him.
Although he doesn't have much silver now, he has always been used to being generous, so he has to call a few people to accompany him, and spends a lot of unnecessary silver. This extravagant habit accelerates the reduction of his savings.
Several people pushed the cup and changed the cup, and soon a few jars of wine came to the bottom.
Zhang Wangwang was in a sad mood and said, "It's even more sad to be drunk. You have to say to meow that you love tiger oil. Meow meow meow, where are you? Come and watch football together."
As soon as he finished reading this soy sauce poem, he was immediately splashed with wine on his face by several little sisters.
"Can you not get tired of us? Don't talk about football, do you understand?"
Zhang Wangwang wiped off the wine on his face, and his mind was full of chaos. After a while, Fang said, "Isn't it God in the Tang Dynasty? How could I be splashed with wine by the ladies? It seems that you paid me to be happy with you, but in fact, I paid you to be happy with me? I'm a consumer. How could this happen? What is the reason for this?
All the ladies knew that they had lost their temper, so they made a salute, apologized, said sorry, read a sentence, and then spoke in turn.
The first lady said, "You have touched our bottom line."
The second lady said, "We also have dignity."
The third lady said, "Whoever talks about Chinese football is willing to add to us."
The fourth lady said, "We would rather not make his money than pour wine on his face."
The fifth lady said, "We still have to rely on his mother."
The sixth lady said, "In addition to relying on his mother, he also depends on his mother's mother."
The seventh lady said, "I still despise his father for giving birth to such a son."
The eighth lady said, "I also want to despise his father's father. How can he give birth to such a son and make his son give birth to such a son."
The ninth lady said, "I still want to despise his father's father's father, but he can give birth to..."
"Enough!" Zhang Wangwang couldn't stand it. Finally, he didn't need to put up anymore. Instead of dying in silence, he burst out in silence: "Don't despise it anymore! If you continue to despise like this, even Beijingers will be despised by you! Even Yuan will be despised by you! Even the cave people will be despised by you! Even the snowman will be despised by you! Is it over or not?"
Seeing that he was so excited, all the ladies temporarily stopped their contempt for Zhang Wangwang, and they were brewing emotions and planned to start the second wave of contempt.
"Wait!" After venting his anger, Zhang Wangwang's mind was a little sober. He suddenly figured out one thing, which confused him: "Didn't I just call three girls to drink with me? Why did it suddenly appear..." He returned to the above and read the previous paragraph and confirmed that it did say "the ninth lady said" and so on, so he then said, "How could nine young ladies suddenly appear, huh? Do you want to kill me as Kai Lao B? Do you think you are nine suns? Huh? Are you still taking turns? A wheel fight? Huh?"
Nine ladies looked at each other without saying anything. The tenth lady said, "In fact, there are far more than nine ladies. I am the tenth lady."
The eleventh lady said, "We still have more people who don't have time to despise you."
The twelfth lady said, "Since you asked us, I'll tell you that the rest of our ladies will also despise you."
The thirteenth lady said, "We really despise you, not you."
The fourteenth lady said, "It's a high-purity contempt, reaching 4K thousand feet of contempt."
The fifteenth lady said, "We still want..."
"Enough!" Zhang Wangwang put his hands on his head and was about to go crazy: "Hold up!" His face turned red with anger, the blue veins on his forehead were exposed, and he couldn't help gasping. In order to release the heat in his body as soon as possible, he spit out his tongue and gasped, and looked angrily at these so many young ladies who came out of nowhere. His eyes were red, as if he was about to jump up and bite.
Animals are fierce.
Ladies see that he is really so angry. If they provoke him again, they may make him suddenly have a rabies attack. They think that Zhang Wangwang has a glorious history of biting the old cat spirit. Today, it seems that he can't be stimulated any more. Otherwise, it would be bad for him to let history repeat itself. They are very dangerous and are very likely to become the sacrifice in his mouth. The animals, so he stopped talking. Everyone regretted that they should not come here to join in this bustle and catch the muddy water. They were so quick to talk, but their lives were in danger. It was really not worth the loss. Some timid ladies have planned to find an opportunity to escape when Zhang Wangwang was not paying attention. Some people lost their smile and thought that they could never be Zhang Wangwang's first target of violence. Some ladies said in their hearts, "If you can't see me, you can't see me." Pray that you will suddenly learn invisibility so that you will not be hurt by Zhang Wangwang.
Zhang Wangwang put out his tongue and gasped for a long time. He felt that his body was much cooler. When it was cool, his mood calmed down somewhat. After his mood calmed down, his anger was also easy to suppress, so he finally suppressed his anger and asked, "Where on earth did you come from?" How could so many people come out all of a sudden? Have you ever learned ninjutsu? Or can you also pee?"
The ladies looked at each other in con sight. Due to the large number of young ladies, it took quite a lot of time to look at each other, so Zhang Wangwang waited for about a column of incense. Finally, after everyone looked at each other, a young lady finally said, "We were all in our own private rooms just now, but suddenly I heard someone saying that we wanted to see it. / Chinese football, this untimely sentence aroused our public anger, so we rushed over together from the bottom of our hearts to argue with this person. I didn't expect it to be what you said. Originally, if we knew that this was what your brother Wang said, we shouldn't have despised you, but this sentence was so annoying that we couldn't stand it to despise you one after another. The little sisters are young and not very sensible. Brother Wang, you have to forgive me.
Zhang Wang said that he recited a poem in order to rhyme, but he didn't expect it to cause public anger. It seems that he is indeed not the material to be a poet. This result is also far beyond his expectation. Although there are many young ladies and he is not afraid of them, it is quite good to spit on each of them. It's a laborious thing. It's better to do more than less than one thing. It's better to do more than two things. It's not as common to them. They simply apologize and coaxed many people away. So many people stand here noisyly, resulting in the lack of air circulation so that they can't drink happily. So I made up my mind to apologize.
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Chinese football..."
Speaking of this, Zhang Wangwang suddenly paused in his heart and recited the poem he had just recited in his heart. Suddenly, he was furious: "Damn it, who said I'm talking about Chinese football?! The poem I recite is obviously 'Come and watch football together'. Where is the word Chinese football?
The ladies looked at each other again and recited Zhang Wangwang's poem in their hearts. They found that there was no "Chinese football" in it, but the word "football". It seemed that they hated Wu and the house, hated birds and hanging, hated Chinese football, but accidentally hurt world football, and at the same time blamed Zhang Wang. Wang, everyone is ashamed of themselves. In the sea of people, when I saw you, I ran away and ran away. The white land was so clean, leaving only three little sisters who sat on the Wangwangtai at the beginning were still in place, and they looked at each other awkwardly.
Because there were only three of them, it didn't take long for them to look at each other. They looked at each other in two seconds. After completing this process, there was no other way to avoid it, so they had to look at Zhang Wangwang awkwardly, faked and said, "It's a misunderstanding, but it's inevitable that we don't supervise, we don't supervise."
Their culture is taught by the old/pimp, and the cultural level of the old/pimp is also limited. The scholar can read half of the words, and the old/pimp can't avoid vulgarity. They mispronounced "embarrassment" as "supervisor" and taught them, which led them to say the mistake of "supervisor".
Zhang Wangwang's cultural level is even more limited. He didn't know what "embarrassment" meant, let alone what "superintenance" meant. He was embarrassed to ask them, but he thought that this group of young ladies were attracted by his own words and driven away by his own question, which was also regarded as "comm". Come and go." It seems that I have a little leadership demeanor, and I'm a little proud in my heart. In addition, after the crowds disperse, the air circulates a lot, my heart is wide open, no longer depressed, and I don't want to pester these unpleasant things. I said generously, "Forget it, ignore this, let's continue to drink."
After listening to Zhang Wangwang's words, several ladies were relieved and thought that although Zhang Wangwang was furious just now, looking at him now, it seems that he is not in a bad mood. Looking at this trend, there is no problem to get the Taiwan fee at night, so they laughed again.
After drinking a few more glasses of wine in the group, a little sister A suddenly said, "Brother Wang Wang, did you have a good time with Li Miaomiao and you? Why did she suddenly leave by herself? Is there something wrong at home?
This sentence talked about Zhang Wangwang's mind again. Zhang Wangwang's mood, which had gradually become happy, gradually darkened. He thought that Li Miaomiao didn't say goodbye for some reason. Although she didn't say goodbye, she just shouted and ran away without explaining it to herself. I don't know what she wanted to do. She said she was going to come back today. Today, I looked for her and I haven't seen her for a day, and I didn't know whether she has escaped from her to find a new benefactor in the kiln of her base. However, after spending many days with her, I really have feelings for her. Imagine that if she lies in the arms of other men, she is a kind to herself. The more he couldn't bear the pain, the more he thought about it, the more panicked he was. He sighed, looked up and poured the glass of wine into his mouth, poured another glass of wine into his mouth, then poured another cup of wine into his mouth, and then looked up his head to pour the glass of wine into his mouth. I poured another cup and looked up again...
If so, N times.