Chapter 163 The Second Argument of Knocking on the Causeway

After a dry smile, when he saw that Ding Yi did not smile with him, the foreman also felt bored, moistened his throat, and continued: "And the one who simulated the sound of various musical instruments with his nose used an authentic domestic nose. His ancestors traced back to the 18 generations, all of which were the blood of the pure Chinese nation. Passed down. The authentic domestic nose, after expert argumentation, belongs to the category of national musical instruments. To sum up, in order to maintain national identity, the instruments they play are all ethnic. Therefore, no one plays the piano here. This is the characteristic of our 28-star hotel, and it is also our core competitiveness. Just like our high-end hotel is called 'Li Ahua Super Restaurant', which uses the Chinese name of our boss's wife to give the name of this hotel. Originally, our boss's wife also had an English name, 'Red_flower_Li', but considering our business strategy, we would rather use such a foreign English name instead of using such a simple and national name as 'Li Ahhua', which is to show our Nationality, and the differentiated management strategy specially adopted.

At the end, the foreman added another sentence: "The folk music we play has been recognized and highly appreciated by many educated high-level consumers. Under the influence of this vigorous promotion of national cultural atmosphere, public opinion is vigorously whipping and strongly satirizing some people who are elegant and elevating themselves by listening to Western music. I think you have an elegant temperament, and she is also an extraordinary girl. She should definitely not be the kind of person who is vassal and elegant and elevates herself by listening to Western music. Therefore, she specially arranged the world-famous 'Twelve Music Workshop' to play for the two of you. I think you will not be dissatisfied with this arrangement, right?

In fact, Ding Yi doesn't care about playing any musical instrument, but listening to piano music is indeed better than listening to these folk music, but since these folk music is the characteristics of these twenty-eight-star hotels, and the current atmosphere is to vigorously promote national culture. In this case, You should also follow the local customs. If you quarrel a little, you can also listen to it. If you insist on changing to piano music and passing it on, you may be called a fake foreign devil, and it will be despised by others. So he said, "Actually, I like listening to folk music very much, but I like to joke and ask casually. I also want to test you and see if your historical knowledge is rich enough. I didn't expect the foreman to know so much about folk music, history so much, and so much understanding of the allusions. It's not bad. You step back first and let them continue to play.

The foreman was ordered to leave. Ding Yi was about to want the "Twelve Music Square of Old Men" to continue to play for them. Suddenly, he remembered that he had told Er Wei that as long as he could play the songs he ordered, he would tip him. However, listening to these banging folk music is really not conducive to his own digestion. If he insists on not listening, he is afraid that he will be called an elegant fake foreign devil. Neither of them is the result he wants, so he frowned and called the second argument.

He turned around, turned around, and came forward with a pair of objects in his hand.

The pair of objects are a little dazzling. If you look carefully, it turned out to be a pair of bright gongs.

It turned out that the instrument he used was a gong.

"Damn it." Ding Yi sighed in his heart, thinking that this person can choose a musical instrument, and the instrument he chose is obviously super heavyweight.

Why did he choose this instrument? Ding Yi was lost in thought.

There are no more than the following possibilities:

Possibility 1: When others are listening to music and eating happily, they argue with him with a "bang". The gong beats hard, which is deafening and then deafening. After making a person deaf, he is shocked and not deaf. He can claim that he has cured the deaf, and may get the title of a contemporary magic doctor. , win the respect of the world; Possibility 2: The second argument is that he knocks on the gong, which makes the person who is eating suddenly stimulated by a strong sound. As a result, it is very likely that the bowls and chopsticks and other tableware in his hand will fall to the ground, causing the damage to the tableware. The restaurant then asks consumers to compensate for huge losses. This second argument can be consumed. The compensation of the person gets a considerable commission and economic benefits; possibility three: This second argument is actually a contemporary hero hidden in the downtown, and the enemy has been pursuing his tracks. The pair of bright gongs in his hand are the weapons he carries with him. He carries the gongs with him as a weapon for his self-defense. If the enemy troubles him, he shows the gongs and fights with the other party to the end. For him, the gongs can meet his psychological safety needs.

Ding Yi thought for a moment and felt that these three possibilities existed. Which one was the most likely?

He is a lazy person, so he doesn't want to think about it, so he asked directly, "Why did you choose the gong as your instrument?" It's so personal."

The second debate replied, "Because my ancestral home is Causeway Bay, Hong Kong, in order to show that I am not a forgetful person, I carry a gong with me, and when I learn to play, my major is the gong."

It turned out that all three of my guesses were wrong, which made Ding Yi, who thought he was very smart, very depressed. But I think that in addition to the second argument that he is from Causeway Bay, there are other reasons that cause him to play gongs instead of other instruments. Among these other reasons, there are likely to be some reasons similar to his own conjecture. So Ding Yi was indomitable and continued to ask:

"In addition to your ancestral home in Causeway Bay, what other reason has made you devote yourself to the cause of playing gongs?"

The second debate was very surprised and said, "How do you know that in addition to my ancestral home is Causeway Bay, there are other reasons why I play the bronze gong? Genius, genius, everything is like a god. There are indeed other reasons."

Ding Yi couldn't help but be very proud. He glanced at Xue Baochai and saw that she was also looking at herself with worship. He felt even better. He smiled and said modestly, "I just guessed casually. If I guessed it, I can't say that I'm a genius, but I'm just lucky. Tell me, among these other reasons, what is the main reason why you play the gong?

The second debate looked at Ding Yi respectfully and said, "Since you have guessed it, I don't have to hide it. In fact, I learn gongs mainly because it's very simple to play the gongs. As long as the two gongs of 'bang', 'bang', 'bang' and 'bang' bang' collide with each other. There is no technical content. As long as the physical fitness is good, everyone can perform. Play. I don't know much about music theory. The biggest advantage is that I have good physical fitness, so I chose Tonggong. It can also be said that Tonggong also chose me. It's fate!"

"Ah?!" I didn't expect the second debate to say this. This reason surprised Ding Yi, but he couldn't make an expression too surprised. Otherwise, Xue Baochai and the second debate looked at it and understood that he had not guessed it just now. The original reverence might immediately turn into contempt, which was impossible. So Ding Yi nodded and said, "It's really similar to what I think. However, if you don't understand music theory, if you can't hit the beat when hitting the gong, won't it affect the performance of the music?

"You don't know anything about this." The second debate said, "In my years of debate experience, I have come to an important conclusion. When arguing, whoever has a loud voice seems to be righteous. The same is true of beating gongs. Although I don't know much about music theory and can't beat, because of my strength, the sound I knock out is loud, and the sound of other musical instruments can't cover the sound of the gong I beat. In this way, others have to play at my rhythm. I beat fast, others play fast, I beat slowly, and others play slowly. With the sound of my gongs, other musical instruments are also accompanied by the smell of chickens and dancers, which often has an unusual effect. He plays casually and casually. He has the demeanor of an impressionist master and is very popular with the masses. Also, because other musicians naturally play with my beat, we don't need to pay extra money to hire a conductor. This saves a lot of money. To sum up, when I hit the gong, I don't hit the beat. For our band, it's only beneficial but harmless.

"I really want to say hello to your mother." After listening to his explanation, Ding Yi said such a sentence politely in his heart, but for the sake of his personal image, of course, this sentence could only be said in Ding Yi's heart, not in his mouth.

But he was not willing to fail. He wanted to ask again. Maybe the other reasons he said below would be similar to his original conjecture, so he would not be defeated. He could give himself some psychological comfort, so he asked, "Are there any other reasons for you to embark on the learning of playing gongs?"

"Yes."

"But please say it."

"There is one last reason, that is, I am deaf. No matter how noisy the sound of the gong is, I can't hear it, and my heart is naturally cool. Others are so noisy that they have a splitting headache and I'm a bird's business. Looking at the painful expressions of others, I got extreme pleasure from it. I didn't expect how pleasant it was to build my happiness on the pain of others. The second argument is complacent and talkative.

Ding Yi suddenly had an impulse to vomit blood.

But when he thought about it carefully, he suddenly thought of the flaws in the second argument. He thought it was thanks to his cleverness, otherwise he would deceive the two arguments and smiled, "You are talking nonsense. Why are you deaf? You can hear what I say clearly. There is no abnormality in hearing at all. How can it be a deaf person?