Chapter 164 Dog/Sinde-law
The second argument said, "The guest officer doesn't know anything. Although I can't hear other people's words, I have a special function, that is, I can read lips. Although I didn't hear everything you just said, I just need to look at your lips and know what you just said, so I can answer you correctly. I didn't lie to you. I'm really deaf. Yeah!"
Ding Yi was speechless. Looking at his shameful attitude that he was not ashamed but happy to build his happiness on the pain of others, Ding Yi's heart seemed to be awakened again.
But he timely remembered his imprisonment three years ago, thought of impulsive punishment, and had to suppress his impulsive thoughts.
Xue Baochai's answer to the second debate is also unexpected. He didn't expect that such a good debate was actually a deaf man. It's hard to believe this matter to anyone. But when you think about it carefully, when Ding Yi spoke, he did seem to have been staring at Ding Yi's mouth. He This kind of behavior coincides with what he just said that he can read lips. It is not completely impossible for him to think that he is deaf and can read lips.
However, he saw Ding Yi say a few words to the second debate, but did not make a sound. Xue Baochai was stunned and knew that Ding Yi wanted to test this second debate to see if he really had the ability to read lips, so he deliberately did not make a sound and only made some mouth-shaped movements.
Xue Baochai just glanced at it and saw Ding Yi's lips move a few times, but when he saw that he was smiling, he might not say bad things, but because he didn't make a sound, Xue Baochai didn't have the ability to read his lips, and he didn't know what he was talking about.
But when he saw the second argument with a happy face just now, he suddenly restrained his smile and looked angry. He wanted to stop talking. He put up with it for a while, but he still couldn't help it. He said angrily, "How can you curse? Although you are a consumer and a legendary God, I am an atheist and don't believe in God at all. Therefore, even if you are God, I won't scold me for no reason. I formally ask you to apologize."
Ding Yi laughed and said, "You really can read lips, but you misunderstood. I didn't scold you. Did you see that I said the word 'bastard' and thought I was scolding you? In fact, I just ordered a dish called 'bastar'. I just want to ask you, do you have this farm dish in your 28-star hotel? If so, ask the waiter to give us one. It hasn's been a long time. I want to eat this bastard. I really want to eat it.
The second debate took a look at Ding Yi, paused for a while, and said, "We don't have 'bastards' here, only 'dogs/ss'. Do you want it?"
"Does he want to find fault?" This is Ding Yi's first reaction in his heart after listening to the second argument. He thought that if he dared to argue with himself, he would immediately make him unable to eat and learn a profound lesson from then on. After this lesson, he jumped from an atheist to a strong believer in feudal superstition - he was beaten to be timid every day. As soon as the wind blew, he shouted Amitabha Buddha God bless Alibaba and the Forty Thieves, and there was no longer the true self style of today's dual identity. From then on. In the future, this second debate will no longer dare to be arrogant. It can also be regarded as a good thing for the more arrogant people, such as Ding Yi and others.
Xue Baochai saw a fierce light in Ding Yi's eyes and knew that it was born from his heart. He thought that Ding Yi must have killed him, but Xue Baochai was a kind-hearted person. He didn't want to be called by Ding Yi to repair just because of a few words. Besides, if he repaired him, he would also treat her today. The warm and harmonious scene with Ding Yi was destroyed, but I didn't want to, so I made a round and said, "Ha ha, the 'dog/mother' dish is really fun. But I'm full and I don't want to eat anymore. Ding Yi, have you already eaten it? Let's pay the bill right away. Let's take a drive and see the night scene of the big chicken/chicken market, okay?
Ding Yi ignored it, raised his hand, recruited the waiter, and said, "I really want to see what kind of dish this 'dog/mother' is today. Waiter, give us a dish, 'dog/s mother'."
Ding Yi was not a serious person, but today he became serious. The main reason was that he couldn't swallow it. He said to himself, "As the only hero in the book, how can I be angry with this little debate today? If you don't obey him, and any unknown supporting role in the book will dare to challenge me in the future, won't my living environment become much worse? The survival index is bound to decline sharply, and this kind of thing must not happen. I have to order this dish today. If it is not in the menu, how will this debate end? If he doesn't explain it to me, if I don't find someone to beat him so much that I don't even know him, I won't call him Ding Yi.
Hearing what he said, the waiter was stunned for a moment and asked, "Sir, what did you just say?"
"A dish, 'dog/sissy'." Ding Yidao. Ding Yi only ordered the dishes, but didn't notice how he said it. He just said so, as if he was scolding the waiter as a "dog/sissy", which was not his intention.
However, looking at the stunned expression of the waiter, Ding Yi knew that there must be no such dish in the menu of this 28-star "Li Ahua Super Restaurant". Obviously, there is no such dish, and this two arguments strangely say that there is a "dog/mother" dish, which clearly means that these two debates want to be with themselves. Yes, just wait for the waiter to reply, "We don't have this dish", or the waiter said, "Please pay attention to civilized language, we are also human. How can you call me 'dog/sissy'", or the waiter suddenly blushed and said anly, "Damn it, how do you know that the nickname is 'dog'? In a word, as long as she gives an answer that denies that this dish is available in our restaurant, then this second argument will be dead.
Ding Yi looked at the waiter and waited for her reply.
Xue Baochai saw that things were not good, and it seemed to be developing towards the state of the scene of the murder. He knew that Ding Yi is also good and evil now. After three years of baptism in prison college, he can no longer be regarded as a really 100% good person. The average content of good people in his body is 85%, but under some extreme conditions, his body The number of good people can't even reach 19.75%, and the rest are all bad people. Now it seems to belong to this extreme situation. He is afraid that he will have evil thoughts all his life and make it difficult to deal with it. He is anxious. He quickly stretched out his hand, gently grasped Ding Yi's hand on the table, shook it, and said, "Forget it, what's wrong? What's the matter? It's over early. Let's go for a ride, okay?
Ding Yi turned his hand, took her hand, pulled it to his other hand, gently stroked it, and said, "What's the matter? I just heard that the name of this dish is very strange, and I just want to see it. Click up to have a look and taste it. How can this cause trouble? I'm taking care of their business.
Being held and touched by his hand, Xue Baochai did not mean to be disgusted. Under the influence of alcohol, he even felt quite comfortable in his heart, so he did not pull his hand back. He thought that Ding Yi had not turned against this second argument yet, so he was not in a hurry to persuade him, and let's see how the waiter replied.
The waiter paused and said, "'Dog/Sssy'? This...this..."
"What?" Ding Yi raised his eyebrows and said, "Isn't there this dish?"
"That's not true." The waiter's answer surprised Ding Yi.
"What is not? Is there this dish here? Ding Yi asked.
"Well, there is. But we can't go easily.
"Why don't you get it easily? What's the reason? Also, what kind of dish is this 'dog/mother'? Why did you take such a name? Ding Yi was very surprised to hear that there was this dish. His mood changed from "everyone to find fault" just now to "100,000 whys", and he began to be curious.
"This is our new and innovative dish, mainly using newborn puppies as raw materials. There are two methods: braised and steaming. Because the raw material is a puppy that was just born, and our chef who named this dish is a real person, so we named this dish 'Dog/Mother', which is also to be honest. Originally, this name can't be elegant. However, the name is quite similar to the anti-puzhen naming style of our 'Li Ahua Super Restaurant'. After the research of the chefs, the discussion of the board of directors, the supervision of the board of supervisors, and the resolution of the shareholders' meeting, the name of this dish was named 'Dog/Bitch'. The waiter replied.
"Oh, that's it." Ding Yi suddenly realized: "The name of this dish is indeed a good match with the name of your hotel. Sure enough, it is a good horse with a good saddle. However, there is another question. Since this dish has been innovated, why is it so easy to get it? Doesn't it make money? Is the gross profit margin too low? Or is there any other reason?
"This is because this dish is a dish in a set of dishes. Before this dish is served, another dish should be served. This is our food culture: if the previous dish is not served, the 'dog/mother' in the back will not be served. Guests who order think they want to eat this 'dog/mother', and there is an extra It's too troublesome to order another dish, so there are not many people ordering it. That's why our dish is not easily served.
"Oh?" After listening to her explanation, even Xue Baochai became interested and asked, "What kind of dish should be served first, and the 'dog/mother' in the back can be served?"
"It's actually a very simple dish." The waiter replied, "It's braised rabbit meat."
"Why is that? Why this dish? Ding Yi and Xue Baochai asked in unison.