Chapter 165 Kara Forever OK

"There is an idiom. I don't know if you have heard of it. It's called 'Rabbit Dead Dog Cooking'. It means that only when the rabbit dies can you cook dog meat. Our chef cooks strictly according to the process of this idiom. Therefore, if he doesn't kill a rabbit to make a braised rabbit, he won't make this 'dog/mother'. So we need to order braised rabbit meat first, and then 'dog/mother'. The waiter explained the allusion with the attitude and tone of a professional guide.

"I thought it was some kind of dish, but it turned out to be just a 'braised rabbit meat', simple, simple." Ding Yi smiled and said, "Today I'm going to taste your 'dog/mother'. Why don't you eat 'braised rabbit' first? Then you can cook a 'braised rabbit meat' for me first, and then a 'dog/mother'. That's the decision. Let the chef hurry up. We have something else to do after dinner.

"This, it's still a little difficult." The waiter said with a embarrassment.

"Why is that?"

"Have you heard of another idiom?" The waiter asked, "It's called 'Three Caves of Cunning Rabbit'. Because the rabbit is too cunning, it usually has three nests. Ordinary people don't know which home it rests in, so it is difficult for us to catch it. Today, as usual, we didn't catch it, so if we don't have rabbit meat, we can't make braised rabbit meat, we can't make braised rabbit meat, and it doesn't meet the rabbit cooking program, so we can't make 'dog/mother'.

"Dog/Sindeed." Ding Yi was lucky to scold casually, saying that the waiter walked around, and the final result was that he could not eat this "dog/sissy". He was full of hope here, but in the end, he was still rinsed like a monkey. He couldn't help but be angry and couldn't help cursing.

The waiter said with a serious look, "Sir, although I understand you very well and know that you are eager to eat this dish, we should respect the objective reality. Therefore, even if you talk about the name of this dish here, even if you say 'dog/mother' a few more times, this dish will not be served. . "

Ding Yi knew that she had misunderstood herself. She thought that the words she scolded just now were talking about the name of the dish. She couldn't help laughing. Seeing that she was not ugly, she wanted to tease her, so she said, "Really? But I heard that sincerity is the spirit. I talked about it a few more times. Maybe the head chef heard it and was moved, so I made this 'dog/mother'. I don't know.

The waiter smiled and said, "The chef is the musician--" She pointed to the second argument standing aside and continued, "--'s uncle, although their characteristics are mostly different: one is fat and one is thin, one is tall and one is short, one is bald and one has long hair, one has a beard and one is hairless, one is a dog and one is a monkey. One is lustful and the other is stingy, one is a man, oh, the other is still a man. In addition to being all men, they all have the same characteristic: they are all deaf. Therefore, the chef can't hear you chanting the name of the dish. He doesn't have this function. How can he be moved by you when he hears the name of the dish?

"I read it a few more times in my heart. Maybe he will telepathically and make this dish and send it to me." Ding Yi raised the bar.

The waiter laughed again and said, "How can there be telepathy? This is pure nonsense. For example, if you fall down, shout, 'My mother!' May I ask if your mother will come? In addition, believers recite 'Amitabha Buddha' every day. When did he see Mr. Amitabha, one of the Buddhas, manifest? Also, to take another Western example, Westerners subconsciously call out: 'My God!' Excuse me, will God come because he called this? This is impossible. In order to facilitate your understanding, I will give you another example in front of me. For example, I want to say: 'My manager', is my manager... Jing... Manager, why are you here?"

A man with a badge on his chest appeared at Ding Yi's table, nodded with a smile and said hello to Ding Yi and Xue Baochai. Then he turned to the waiter and said, "The guests in the karaoke in the hall think the sound quality is not good and are making trouble. You can quickly go and tune it. Sing a song alone can give me a meal. The store brings an income of up to 50 cents, which is an important source of income for the hotel and must not be underestimated. Go, go, go."

Ding Yi saw a few words printed on the chest card on his chest. He only saw the first few words clearly: "If it's a fake bag for an invincible authentic super hairy crab", it was very strange. He said that his position was obviously a hairy crab. How could this waiter say that he was a manager? When he turned around slightly, he saw that the words behind the sign were "Sales Manager of Front Desk". He stringed all the whole sentences on his badge in his heart. Only then did he know that he was the sales manager of the front desk responsible for selling invincible authentic hairy crabs. He was indeed the manager of the waiter. He understood that the waiter did not lie. Does the heart say that this manager belongs to Cao Cao? Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived. As soon as the waiter talked about him, he came. Maybe he had a good wind? It seems that he is also a rare genius.

The waiter was ordered to leave, and the manager nod to Ding Yi and the others and was about to leave too. But Ding Yi had a question in his heart that he couldn't untie it, so he stopped him and asked:

"Your hotel is so high-class, how can you set up a karaoke in the hall for people to sing? Isn't it self-degrading and self-deteriorating? In addition, even if you set up a karaoke for people to sing, singing a song can bring you a profit of 50 cents to your hotel. Isn't this not even as good as the karaoke on the street? It's simply inexplicable. I really want to hear about your business philosophy. How can you think of doing this?

The manager said, "Our business philosophy is indeed different from other hotels. This is the legendary differentiated operation, which divides the market through differentiated operation, and then finds our business space through the market segmentation, so as to earn the profits of this part of the market segment. So other hotels put a Piano at the front desk to play there. We thought that if my store also copied them and did the same, it would be a random piano, so we set up a karaoke at the front desk for people to come. In addition, about the problem that a person can bring 50 cents in revenue by singing a song, you think it's less. In fact, 'a few cents' is our sarcasm. A dime refers to 100 yuan, and 50 cents is 500 yuan. And although the price is 500 yuan per song per person, this is the price of joint singing. In fact, each person can only sing two sentences in a song. Think about it, how many two-sentence lyrics are there in a song? After singing a song "Beijing Welcomes You", thousands of karaoke singers can get the opportunity to sing, so a song can earn a lot of tickets.

"So it is." Ding Yi calculated silently and conservatively estimated that a song is assumed to have a thousand karaoke forever OK singers to sing, and each person paid 500 yuan to the hotel. A total of a song can earn RMB 10,000 yuan (in lowercase and retaining two decimal forms is RMB 500,000.00), assuming that you can sing in one night. With 30,000 songs, the total income of all Karaoke Forever OK all night is RMB 100 million yuan (the form of lowercase and retaining two decimals is RMB ¥150,000,000,000.00). The income of one night is enough to feed all the villagers in a poor county, which is really amazing and amazing. In order to stop being shocked, I couldn't help marveling. All I had left in my heart was the words "I admire, I admire U, wonderful, perfect, cool".

He immediately had the idea of going back to open a hotel and setting up a karaoke in the lobby, but the implementation of this idea requires more market research, so he continued to ask, "Who are these people who come to the front desk of your hotel to sing karaoke forever? Are you some successful people with a successful career? Or some princes? Or a returnee? Gold collar? Diamond King Laowu? Golden Li Laoliu? Thousand-foot platinum Zhao Laoqi?"

"Neither." The manager shook his head.

"What's that?"

"It's mainly some people who have just come out of the brain hospital and regain their freedom but have not yet fully recovered."

"?" Ding Yi's eyes were full of doubts. The explanation of the term given by the manager was too strange, so that he did not turn around for a while. Can it be more popular?" He asked.

The manager became a little impatient: "It's just a psychopath who has just been discharged from the hospital and has not been completely cured."

If Ding Yi has a mouthful of rice in his mouth at this time, he will definitely spray the manager's face with rice; if Ding Yi has a mouthful of water in his mouth at this time, he will definitely spray on the manager's face, which will make him water; if Ding Yi has a mouthful of coke at this time, he will definitely "pull" The ground sprayed on the manager's face, and sprayed him with coke; if Ding Yi had a mouthful of orange juice at this time, he would definitely spray the manager's face with orange juice; but Ding Yi had nothing in his mouth at this time, so he had to spray it on the manager's face, which made his face spit.

This fully shows Ding Yi's surprise.

Fortune, the manager has been educated by the Party for many years, and his self-restraint is excellent. He quietly wipes his face and wipes away all the saliva on his face. He is full of joy and anger.

"Isn't that ridiculous? A psychopath that has not been cured? How many can you have in the city? How high can their spending power be? Want to make money from this? It's incredible. Moreover, they are mentally ill and have no sense of responsibility. Even if they come to sing and don't give you money after spending, what can you do? You can't beat him from a psychopathic state to a normal human state, right? Ding Yi raised his doubts.