Chapter 179 Mountain Climbing

On the way, Ding Yi still continued his psychological activities in order to occupy the commanding heights of public opinion and theoretically prove his correctness: "Comrade Wei Xiaobao, the revolutionary predecessor of the Qing Dynasty, who had seven wives alone, was praised by various literary and artistic works, and was also invited to be aphrodisiac product 'Brother'. It's not too much for me to be the spokesperson alone with three people, is it?

The author is too lazy to talk to him.

Ding Yi thought again: "As future generations, we should inherit and carry forward. The predecessor, Wei Xiaobao, had sex with seven women at one time. If I could have sex with eight women at one time, then I would--"

"It will be called Ding Dabao." The author replied angrily.

"Wei Xiaobao corresponds to Ding Dabao, and the confrontation is very neat. Is the horizontal batch: 'two **/sticks'? In addition, why is the name Dabao so familiar? Oh, by the way, Dabao, Dabao, it's really worthy of our face. Ding Yi stroked his cheek and fell into meditation: "The name Ding Dabao is good."

For Ding Yi's attitude of not being ashamed but proud, the author couldn't stand it anymore and finally launched a surge: "How dare you to say that. If you really name it 'Ding Dabao', then I have to explore the rural market with this book. Do you have a sense of responsibility? Shut your beak! Oh, no, stop thinking now! Stop thinking about these boring questions. If you think so much again, don't let me arrange for you to have sex/life with Fang Ran and Sun Lan.

This threat is very effective. Like being turned off the switch, Ding Yi immediately stopped thinking.

Sooner or later, the car reached the other side of the victory - the foot of the big chicken / chicken mountain.

The car stopped, and the three of them got out of the car and enjoyed the beautiful scenery of the mountain from the foot of the mountain. Ding Yi stretched out and looked at the majestic figures of the two mountains. He didn't feel that the poem was booming. He recited a poem and said, "Looking at the side of the ridge, it is a peak, and the height is different from the distance. The apes on both sides of the strait can't help singing, and the canoe has crossed the mountains."

Fang Ran didn't smile all the way and seemed to be thinking about something. Even when she broke up with Xue Baochai on the road, she did not show any emotion, nor did she ask Ding Yi the reason why Xue Baochai returned early. She was very serious and her attitude was like a very serious veteran revolutionary cadre, but when she heard Ding Yi read poems like this, she also I couldn't help laughing and said, "I didn't expect to see you for a few years. You are still so incompetent. Is this the way this poem is read?

Ding Yi was stunned and knew that he had read the wrong poem. It seemed that he had stringed the first and second half of the two ancient poems. It belonged to the bull's head and the horse's mouth, and he had seriously lost a person. But he refused to give up and said, "Do you think I really don't understand? I'm copyright conscious, do you understand? If I read a complete poem, I will pay the copyright fee. But I read half a poem like this, which is only a partial quotation. I cite it without paying royalties. This is a struggle strategy, do you understand?"

Fang Ran smiled again and said, "If you are wrong, you are wrong. You are still stubborn. I really admire you."

Ding Yi saw her smile. Obviously, she was in a much better mood and was happy, but thinking that there was another important thing that needed to be corrected, so he said, "Even if I read it wrong, so what? I mispronounced the poem. But I still want to correct one of your statements. If you don't correct it, your statements will be spread, won't it destroy the glorious image of my hero?

"What do you say to correct me?" Fang Ran asked.

"You just said that I don't learn martial arts, which really wronged me. Although this book does not describe the plot of my martial arts practice, I often practice martial arts by myself. Now I keep practicing monkey boxing every day. Monkey boxing is: sitting like a bear, standing like a coward, walking like crazy, and lying like a snake. Sorry, I really can't find the word rhyme, so I have to let the monkey boxing practice 'sleep like a snake', which is a big failure of my rhetoric. But anyway, I'm practicing martial arts, translated into modern Taiwanese, Hong Kong and Macao Mandarin, that is, I practice martial arts, I have been practicing, not without learning martial arts. Ding Yidao.

Fang Ran and Sun Lan looked at each other in con'spect. Both of them had the impulse to spit blood, but think that they are female characters. If they spit blood, there is a great contradiction with the image of their own lady described by the author, which will cause great trouble to the audience and listeners, which is not conducive to the development of the follow-up plot, so Finally, he resisted and didn't spit blood.

Since they did not spit blood, the author lost an opportunity to advertise blood tonic products, and sighed in his heart.

The three of them parked the car. When they arrived at the mountain gate, Ding Yi looked at the steep mountain path and the crowd queuing for the cable car. He immediately made up his mind and said that he wanted to take the cable car, which was definitely stopped by Fang Ran.

"Since you are here to climb the mountain, you have to 'climb', not take the cable car. This mountain is not high. Let's climb it up, even if it's exercise. Fang Randao.

Ding Yi took a cold breath and said, "Although I practice monkey boxing every day, I don't practice for a long time, and my physical reserve is not good enough. If I am asked to climb up, I will have no strength when I go down the mountain, so I have to roll down. In this way, it is life-threatening, but it is a big thing to destroy the image of my idol. In addition, if I roll down, it is very likely to damage the young life of the big chicken/Jishan flowers and plants, and the consequences are very serious. So I will not climb."

Sun Lan, a lazy woman, also persuaded Fang Ran: "What kind of mountain are you climbing? You're tired. You'd better take the cable car. On the one hand, you can save physical strength, and on the other hand, you can expand domestic demand and support local economic construction with practical actions. It's very good to kill two birds with one stone."

"Then you two can take the cable car. I'll climb up alone." Fang Ran said indifferently.

"Good, good. Yeah!" Ding Yi and Sun Lan reacted the same way. They cheered together and stretched out a "two" gesture to show victory.

Ding Yi thought that by separating Fang Ran from Sun Lan, he could tell her about the farewell feelings, recall the unforgettable past, lifted her girl's heart, lifted her troubled thoughts, lifted her shirt hem, lifted her skirt... Oh, no, she didn't wear a skirt or shorts today. It should be to lifted her short... ...

"Damn, you can't flirt any more. If you continue, this book will be banned because of pornography." Ding Yi responsibly stopped the dirty imagination in his mind.

Sun Lan also jumped up and cheered. She thought that when she was alone with Ding Yi, she could tell her farewell feelings with Ding Yi, recall the unforgettable past, pick up his young man's heart, pick up his disturbing thoughts, pick up the hem of his shirt, and pick up his inside... Oh, no, the underwear can't be lifted, but It should have faded... faded his inside...

Stop, stop.

For the same reason as Ding Yi, she also stopped her erotic/feeling imagination with a sense of responsibility.

"Also, when I am alone with him, I want to tell him one thing, a thing that I have to say..." Sun Lan thought of such an idea again.

Thinking of such an idea, she suddenly screamed and realized something: "Worse. How can I be so cheering in front of Fang Ran when I hear that I am alone with Ding Yi? Am I in a state of mode? In Fang Ran's opinion, am I too eager to be with Ding Yi? What would she think? What's more, last night..."

She felt something was wrong.

For the same reason as Sun Lan's idea, Ding Yi also felt that he had lost his temper.

"I'm so happy. Will Fang Ran have an idea?" Ding Yi thought.

But Fang Ran looked at them coldly and said, "You ordinary people, I'm really happy today. Why are you so happy today? Can you tell me?"

"I'm not happy." Ding Yi hurriedly explained, "It's just that I'm not in good health and I don't want to climb the mountain. Hearing your permission to take the cable car, I took a breath. I'm just gratified. I can't be happy." Huh is 'hu', but it is not 'happy', 'jumping' is also 'jumping', but it is not 'jumping'. Look at my jumping posture, it should be called 'monkey leap'. How can it be called 'jumping'?

Sun Lan also said to Fang Ran, "I don't want to climb the mountain, so since two of the three people don't agree to climb the mountain, are the minority subordinate to the majority? You can also take the cable car to go up? The three of us will take the cable car together, okay?

"It's not good." Fang Ran said, "You like to take the cable car so much, but I won't let you take it. Climb up with me. Go or not? Yes_or_no?"

Fang Ran only gave them two choices, yes or no. But listening to her tone, if they dare to choose the "no" option, they may have a life crime on the spot, and the consequences will be serious.

Ding Yi looked at the peaks floating in the clouds. Her calves felt weak. She really didn't want to climb, but Fang Ran was very determined. Bye, she seemed to be angry. If she insisted on not climbing again, she would definitely make a bad face. If Fang Ran launched a rampage, murderer, and splashed blood in five steps, he would not advocate violence in this book. The good purpose of "not advocating sex/not advocating ** not advocating **" has been destroyed, which is very bad. I thought that although the mountain was high, it was not that I couldn't climb up at all, so I had to grit my teeth and nodded and agreed to Fang Ran's request.

Sun Lan took a look at Fang Ran and saw that she looked serious and knew that she could not resist her. In addition, she had a pimple in her heart. She felt guilty and did not dare to openly disobey Fang Ran's opinion, so she had to agree to Fang Ran's request.

The three of them began a difficult mountain climbing journey.

Three hours later, three people appeared on the top of the mountain.

There is a hole in the top of the mountain.

But of course, they will not find the cave people in this cave.

Because this book is not an archaeological scientific research book.