Chapter 180 Old Man's Cart

Ding Yi's whole body was soft. He supported the stone wall beside him exhaustedly and finally sat on the stone bench with all his strength. He wanted to spit out his tongue and gasped for breath, but later, he thought that this action of "putting out his tongue and gasp for breath" was only done by standard funny little supporting actors like him. The protagonist definitely couldn't make such an action that affected the image, so he immediately withdrew his tongue and took out the "Guide to the Code of Conduct for Idols Leading Actors" from his pocket. He turned to the chapter of "How the Idol Hero is exhausted" and found that there were several big words written on it: "Idol The hero will not be tired, so they never need to show exhaustion.

"Damn it." Ding Yi was furious and thought that according to the standards of this book, he had not really reached the height of "idol hero". Isn't he an idol hero at all? For so many years, haven't you always been self-righteous and self-respecting? From this point of view, this view of this "Guide to the Code of Conduct for Idol Actors" must be wrong, because if the point of view of this book is correct, the idea that you mistakenly think that you are an idol hero is wrong. In line with the principle that the hero is always right, Ding Yi jumped up, tore the book "Guide to the Code of Conduct for Idols Hero" to pieces, toss it toss the ground, and said sadly, "Bad books kill people."

Fang Ran ignored her and took Sun Lan to appreciate the great rivers and mountains of the motherland. The mountains and rivers of the motherland were as beautiful as pictures. We two beautiful women looked at the mountains and rivers of the motherland and felt very pleasing to the eyes.

But not to talk about the great rivers and mountains, Ding Yifangran and Sun Lan are indeed pleasing to the eyes of everyone. One handsome man & two beautiful woman, a very handsome man, two very beautiful women, which really makes people feel bright.

The three of them visited the mountain for a day. Because the Big Chicken/Jishan Scenic Area Management Committee did not pay the publicity fee to the author, the author skipped the itinerary of the three people in the face of the principle of writing that there is no free labor and no free lunch in the world.

At noon, the three of them had a meal in the hotel on the mountain. The main dish in the meal they use is yellow shan.

Although the big chicken/Jishan does not produce yellow dragonfly, for the sake of the author's rhetoric, they had to eat yellow dragonfly at noon.

After eating, the three continued to visit.

During the tour, they listened to the explanations made by the guides provided by other people's teams and knew the names of many scenic spots. They watched the scenic spots such as monkey watching the sea, the big turtle with the little turtle on its back, the daughter-in-law on the pig's back, and the old man's cart. From the names of these scenic spots, Ding Yi came to a knot. Discussion: These people who develop the names of scenic spots are too uncreative.

It seems that in the scenic spots of the country with mountains as the selling point, there are attractions such as monkeys watching the sea, big turtles carrying small turtles, pig Bajie carrying daughters-in-law, and old man carts. The names of each scenic spots are similar, and there is no sense of innovation at all, so that tourists have a sense of familiarity with these scenic spots. Each scenic area fails to highlight the differences between its own scenic spots and other scenic spots, and fails to achieve differentiated management, so it cannot highlight its own characteristics and leave a deep impression on tourists.

In a word, the naming of these attractions is the word failure.

Ding Yi informed Fang Ran and Sun Lan of his research findings. Sun Lan asked, "So, in your opinion, what should these scenic spots be done to achieve differentiated management and leave a deep impression on tourists?"

"This is simple." Ding Yi said excitedly, "Just make some changes to the names of these scenic spots. For example: change 'monkey watching the sea' to 'national first-class protected animal golden monkey overlooking the Pacific Ocean with the motherland', 'big turtle carrying small turtle' to 'eight articles of the king of unity and upward', and 'pig Bajie carrying daughter-in-law' to 'the second apprentice of the famous mage Tang Seng and his mistress and his unimaginative innovative posture'. The 'old man's cart' has been changed to 'the old man's cart, um, ah, oh'. In this way, it must be different from other scenic spots, highlighting the differences and leaving a deep impression on every tourist.

His scientific research results made Fang Ran and Sun Lan laugh.

"Bah, I can really figure it out. I can really talk nonsense." Fang Ran smiled and spatted, "However, the name of the attractions you mentioned before has been changed. Although it is difficult, there are more or less your own thoughts in it. Some of them are inspiring, and some reflect real life, which can really leave a deep impression on people. But the latter one reflects the hard work of the working people, but you change it to 'old man cart, ah, ah, ah, ah, what does this mean?

"You're not right." Ding Yi corrected her words and said, "What I changed is not 'old man's cart uh-huh', but 'old man's cart uh-huh, ah, oh'. In the middle of 'um', 'ah' and 'oh', there is a pause to separate. In what you just said, you said 'the old man's cart, um, ah, oh' as 'the old man's cart, uh-huh, oh', which is a serious mistake, which will cause serious trouble and misunderstanding to readers.

"Is there any difference between the two?" Sun Lan asked.

"There's a big difference." Ding Yi said, "If you don't add the number, it means that the old man does not breathe or change his rhythm when pushing the cart, and he is not serious. It seems that 'uh-huh oh' is achieved in one go, but in fact, this is not in line with the experience brought to readers by real life. If you add a pause, it is completely different, which means that there is a pause in the middle of 'uh-huh oh'. It shows that the old man is very hard and tired when pushing the cart. He pushes a pause, and his attitude is serious and devoted. It truthfully reflects the old man's movements and demeanor when pushing the cart. If there is no pause, how can it be so refreshing?

"So that's it." Fang Ran and Sun Lan thought for a moment and felt that his words seemed to make sense. The two stutters added did have a finishing effect, so they did not continue to argue with him.

Ding Yi took time to call Xue Baochai and knew that she had arrived safely. Her father's problem was not a big problem. Sure enough, it was just a trauma. He did a CT to prove that he did not have BT in his physiology. As for whether he had BT or not, because it was related to Lord Xue's privacy, he would not investigate too much here.

Conclusion: Xue Baochai's father, Lord Xue, is still very healthy.

Xue Baochai asked them about their travel situation: "How's it going? Did you have a good time? The scenery is nice, isn't it?

"It's okay. It's just because you're not here, it makes me feel that something is missing and my heart is empty. Ding Yi said lyrically.

Of course, Ding Yi was lyrical regardless of the occasion. He said so to Xue Baochai at the other end of the phone when Fang Ran and Sun Lan were chattering about the picturesque beauty of the motherland.

That is to say, when he expressed his loyalty to Xue Baochai, Fang Ran and Sun Lan were talking about the mountains and rivers of the motherland and did not hear his determination.

"You have to be good." Xue Baochai told him on the other end of the phone, "You can't do bad things behind my back. If I find out that you are away and what to do with Fang Ran, I will definitely not be able to forgive you.

"I will never do anything bad behind your back." Ding Yi cursed and swore, "If I do bad things behind your back, I will be written to death by the author, and written into fragments by the author, falling in the wind one by one, and not taking away a cloud."

"Oc's it, don't say that." Xue Baochai hurriedly wanted to cover his mouth, but found that Ding Yi was not by his side, so he couldn't cover his mouth, so he had to stop this move and said andly, "Why do you bet so heavily? I believe you if you don't make such a poisonous oath. I just said a few words casually. I didn't expect you to make such a heavy oath. It's really unlucky.

"If I don't say that, it's not enough to show my firm determination." Ding Yi said righteously.

Sure enough, there is a bit of the momentum of the idol hero.

But the lines in his heart are completely different. If the lines in his heart are heard by the audience, seen by the audience, and read by readers, the people will definitely doubt his image. In order to let readers recognize his true face, the author revealed the lines in his heart as follows:

Ding Yi said in his heart: "Of course I won't do bad things behind your back. Because if I do bad things, I can't do it behind your back. It's so inconvenient to do bad things with Fang Ran with a Xue Baochai on his back. I'm exhausted. Besides, in the book "Sex/Love Treasure Room Secret", there is no man who carries a woman on his back and then does/love with another woman. If I do this, although it will be regarded as an innovation by sexologists, it will also be regarded as a pervert by the general public. Your father didn't get BT by CT, but I was thought to be BT by readers. That's too bad. Therefore, I won't do bad things behind your back. Of course, the oath I bet on will not be fulfilled. Naturally, I won't be written into pieces by the author, quack.

Of course, Xue Baochai couldn't hear the treacherous smile and ** smile in Ding Yi's heart, so when she heard that Ding Yi made such a heavy oath, she was very gratified and said to herself that Ding Yi really lived up to my trust. So she cared about Ding Yi and asked him to pay attention to safety. For Fang Ran and Sun Lan, Xue Baochai put forward a little request for Ding Yi. Her request was: "Play with them for me."

What she said clearly showed that she regarded Ding Yi as her own, and Fang Ran and Sun Lan as close outsiders. Just like the wife told her husband to take good care of her little sister, "This is my sister. I'm not here. You have to take good care of her." It is similar to this nature.