Chapter 200 Xiao'an's Grievance

"Oh, that's it. I misunderstood you." Ding Yi said, "You really don't use working hours to do private things. I want to watch..." Ding Yi was about to say, "I want to praise you." Suddenly, he thought of another problem and suddenly realized, "I was almost confused by you again. You also said that you used your spare time to engage with female comrades. In fact, there is water in this. Just tell me honestly. . "

"Old... tell me the truth?" Xiao An paused for a moment. He didn't know what flaw in his words was caught by Ding Yi. He quickly turned around his mind a few times, and he didn't know where the flaw was.

Ding Yi did not play dumb puzzles with him anymore, but directly revealed the answer and said, "You said before that you and Ade used stone scissors and cloth. After you put out the scissors and he won him out of the cloth, you got the starting right to start with female comrades, right? So in case you lose, let Ade do it first? In the case of Ade's first work, that time period is before two o'clock, and Ade's working time is between six o'clock in the morning and two o'clock in the afternoon. Before two o'clock, Ade has a lesbian, that is, he takes up the working time, and after Ade's work, it should be after two o'clock, and you can continue to do it. That means you take up your working time, right? Whether you take up working time depends on the result of your stone scissors and cloth. If he wins you, both of you will take up your working time. If you beat him, neither of you will take up your working time. This shows that you do not deliberately arrange the order in order not to occupy working hours, but randomly. 50% of them may take up working hours. In this way, whether or not you occupy working hours depends on the result of your stone scissors and cloth. Isn't you treating work as a child's play? How dare you say how dedicated you are? Aren't you cheating the leader? Do you know that it's a great sin to deceive the leader?

"This..." Xiao An had nothing to say.

"You have nothing to say, do you?" Ding Yiyang was complacent and said to himself that leaders could not be so easily deceived.

"If... this happens, I... we can change shifts." Xiao'an suddenly came up with such an explanation. He was overjoyed and immediately became fluent. He explained, "If the stone scissors cloth wins me, then I will change shifts with him. I immediately entered the working state from the rest state, and he immediately entered the rest state from the working state and let him rest. He can That's it, isn't it? When he finishes it, he will come to work again. I'll take a rest. I'll do it. It's not a foul for me to do it during the break, right? In this way, there is always a person who is in a working state, which does not affect our solemn commitment of '24 hours on duty', which shows that we care about the company and do not hesitate to dedicate our youth and blood for the prosperity of the company.

"Damn it." His words were not recognized by Ding Yi. Ding Yi, as the legal representative of "absolutely not lustful/affection, it's true or not fake" Co., Ltd. He is an advanced local tax-payer. He has participated in many meetings of government agencies, listened to more summary reports on the work of enterprises and public institutions, and made this kind of high-sounding The words have a strong immunity, so Ding Yi said angrily, "If you criticize you, don't accept it with an open mind, and you are still unreasonable? Even if you are right, you did change shifts, but have you fulfilled the procedures of changing shifts? Have you reported it for the approval of the leader? Can I change shifts without approval? How did you learn the Employee Code when you joined the company? Ten thousand steps back, even if the leader allows you to change shifts, before changing shifts, when you decide to win or lose with stone scissors cloth, you and Ade will always be in a working state, right? No matter who is in a working state, playing with stone scissors and cloth at work, isn't that gambling during working hours? Huh? What are the consequences of gambling during working hours? In the old society, your fingers will be chopped! Fortunately, this is a new society, so you don't have to chop your fingers. But you should know that gambling during working hours is an extremely serious mistake. If I were you who made such a serious mistake and still argued, then I would find a piece of tofu to kill me! Hang yourself with a noodle! I choked to death! Eat a bowl of wonton and be stuffed to death! Come to the beautiful woman and die of hunger and thirst! Run to the handsome man and feel inferior to death! It's disgusting to come to the ugly woman! Proud to die in front of the ugly man! I accidentally stepped on shit when I walked home! What else can you say if you have made such a serious mistake?

"..." Xiao An's brain has turned more than 20 sharp bends in a row, and he didn't think of how to make some excuses for Ding Yi's words, so he had to admit defeat and said, "I, I, I, I'm wrong. We shouldn't gamble during working hours. I really didn't think of this. This is a serious mistake, and I promise that it will never happen again in the future.

Hearing that Xiao An realized his mistake, Ding Yi calmed down some of his temper. I thought that he just said that three problems were misunderstood and wronged by himself. Just now, from the two problems he said that he was wronged by himself, he has found a fault, and the search rate has reached 50%. There is another thing that Xiao'an thinks was misunderstood by him, and he can't help but let Xiao'an say it to see if he can. Find out the taku from it. If you can find it, then your ability to find taku will be greatly improved. In the future, it will be effortless to play the game of "Let's find faults".

So Ding Yi said, "What is the third thing you said that I misunderstood? Come with it, if it is really misunderstood by me, I will apologize to you. If it is not misunderstood by me but you are unreasonable, then I will despise you immediately.

"Oh. That's it." Xiao An said, "You said that it's a shame for the two of us to partner with a lesbian. In fact, this is also a misunderstanding of us."

"Where is the misunderstanding?" Ding Yi asked.

After a pause, he said affectionately, "Do you think we want two people to have a lesbian? No! The answer is no! We don't want to! We really don't want to! We really don't want to! But we'll do it! Why is that?"

"Why is that?" Ding Yi also asked.

"This is because we don't have the money to engage in two female comrades, so we have to jointly engage in a female comrade, but in terms of charging, it is cheaper than one person to engage in one female comrade separately. This female comrade told us that if two people work together, then enjoy the group purchase price and get a 98% discount on the basis of the group purchase price. Come on, it's cheaper for us to partner up a female comrade than to have a female comrade separately. The preferential rate reaches 35%, which is equivalent to an overall 60% discount. In this way, economically, we are cost-effective. Xiao An Dao.

It seems that Xiao An's progress is indeed great. After working in Ding Yi's company for a period of time, he can even calculate the economic accounts. It is far from the original Wuxia Amon. Shibie looked at it with new eyes for three days.

"It turned out to be considered economically." Ding Yi thought that there is nothing wrong with doing this in essence. Everyone has the mentality of seeking benefits and avoiding harm. It is the buyer's consistent idea that such a female comrade who cooperates with them is beautiful or not because it has not been mentioned in this novel, so it is not clear, but since the preferential rate has reached 35%, it is true that It's a big discount, and the price is really cheap. No wonder they make such a choice.

The purpose of Dante Yi asking Xiao An this question is not to listen to what he really thinks, but to find some flaws in his words, so he said, "Since you calculate the economic accounts, that's the idea is right. However, if you think about it economically alone, please use your own Isn't it cheaper to have a left or right hand? Almost no cost. Oh, in addition to the cost of water for washing hands, or the cost of soap for hand soap, then there is no other expenditure. If you want to settle the economic account, why don't you solve it by yourself?

The other end of the phone was speechless for a long time.

"Have you been asked by me?" Ding Yi was complacent again.

Unexpectedly, Xiao An's sad words came from the other end of the phone, full of sad melodies, like the sound of Van Aling at midnight.

"We also wanted to solve it by hand." He said in a low voice.

"Then why didn't you solve it by hand?" Ding Yi, who is studious, asked. Why is there a difference between ideal and reality?

"That's because," Xiao An's voice was even more sad: "That's because we found that our two hands, in order to solve our growing sexual psychological needs, have to work non-stop. Under their hard work, they are already full of thick callus, and there is fresh blood on the callus. Bubbles, there are freshcocoons on the blood bubbles, fresher blood bubbles on the cocoon, and fresh blood bubbles will soon be full of fresher cocoon. Layer after layer, layer by layer, it is spectacular and amazing..."