Chapter 201 Trousers are ruthless

Xiao An then said bitterly, "Now that the national policy is good, the new Labor Law has been issued, and all walks of life have legal working hours. You said, workers have legal working hours, farmers also have legal working hours, doctors have legal working hours, scientists also have legal working hours, physics Scholars have legal working hours. In short, all kinds of people we want to be when we make sentences when we were young have legal working hours, and so on. Our hands also need legal working hours. They work hard every night, 365 days a year when there is no one around. Some people say well: our sex/life basically depends on our hands. Although they have no complaints with both hands, we also have to understand them. We have to give them a break, so we stamped our feet, gritted our teeth, and made a decision. Xin, I just made a major decision that Ade and I partnered to make money to make a female comrade.

I didn't expect that there was such a deep secret in the introduction of this decision. Ding Yi was also a little sad to hear this. He thought that although the people's living standards had been greatly improved, there were still a large number of people who did not really reach a well-off level, and their sex/life was basically based on hands, although this effectively avoided The spread of sexually transmitted diseases and AIDS will not be under the pressure of population growth, and even the cost of condoms has been saved. How much tire tires can be made with the rubber saved! Although it saves a lot of resources, many people's hands are full of comet. When they shake hands with foreign guests, they will make foreign guests feel that the comrades who shake hands with them. Although they are a real working people, it also gives the impression that China has not yet popularized mechanized production. They thought that we still use sickle all day long. The ploughing of the land with a knife is particularly unfavorable to China's international image, and it does more harm than good.

Thinking of these makes Ding Yi even more bitter. Although he is a part of the people who got rich first, in terms of sex/life, he is a big bowl of drinking, eating a large amount of meat, but there are still a large number of people who are not covered with food. As an actor with a conscience, Ding Yi did not continue to find fault. He felt that his voice was a little hoarse.

But it turned out that he was deeply moved by the deeds of Xiao An and Ade, and he was speechless.

After a long time, he said, "Where's Ade? Is he over? Or are you continuing to work with that lesbian?

Xiao An said with a heavy heart, "He is already over."

"What state is he in now? Have you taken a rest?" Ding Yi is very concerned about his subordinates.

"He didn't get off his horse to rest. He is still on the lesbian now. He just shook again." Xiao'an broadcast live.

"It's already over, how can you shake it again?" Ding Yi has a new understanding of Ade's ability: "I didn't expect that Ade's inventory is quite large, and he can shake out the inventory after it's over. I heard that there are 80 million normal people. Does he have more than 100 million in inventory? It's quite awesome."

Xiao An's answer surprised him: "He has been out of stock for a long time, just to shake. Because this action code-named 'Free Hands' used up most of his savings and made him feel heartache when he thought about it. In order to spend his money at ease and not regret spending it, he is still reluctant to do it now, so he still shakes on this female comrade from time to time.

Ding Yi was moved and was a little strange: "How do you know that he shakes for the sake of shaking, not to reduce inventory? Do you still know that he has a heartache? Is that what he told you? Haven't you been talking to me on the phone all the time? Can you do two purposes with one mind? If he hadn't told you, would you have studied other people's psychology now? How can you guess his psychological activities?

"It's not what he told me, and it's not that I can study other people's psychology." Xiao An Dao.

"That's..."

"That's because I just shook this lesbian hundreds of times. Although there is no stock, I still shake and shake on her, that is, every penny I want to spend is worth it. Comparing his heart to his heart, Ade shook hundreds of times, and he must have thought so. Xiao'an Dao. I understand him. Long live the understanding.

"Oh, it turned out to be like this." Ding Yi also understood their behavior and said sadly, "You ask Ade to stop shaking. After all, shaking around is also very physical exhausting. You are my best. If I wear out my body, I will lose too much. I decided that in order to commend your work achievements, I will give you a 50% reward for your partnership with lesbians this time.

"Thank you..."

Xiao An said hundreds of thank you in a row to express his heartfelt gratitude.

"Excuse me, does this lesbian have an invoice?" Ding Yi asked.

Xiao An asked the female comrade and got a result that made Ding Yi very dissatisfied: "No."

"Do you go out for business without an invoice?" Ding Yi was furious: "You go to the local tax to report her. The consequences of tax evasion are very serious."

Xiao'an conveyed Ding Yi's threat to the female comrade, but received another professional reply. He also conveyed this reply to Ding Yi word for word. In order to show that he was word for word, Xiao'an used the first person: "Land tax... Although we collect personal income tax and business tax, But they didn't give me the invoice, saying that it was... there was no tax subject in the tax law, so there was no way to give us an invoice, so it's not... It's not for us to issue an invoice... but really didn't issue an invoice."

Ding Yi had no choice but to ask, "No, there is nothing. Forget it. It's just that there are so many ellipsis in her answer?"

You don't need to borrow him a pair of wise eyes. Xiao An, who was at the scene, also saw the scene clearly and knew the reason very well, so he explained, "Her ellipsis was not deliberately added to make up the number of words, but because when she was talking, Ade shook her body. She paused involuntarily. Ade shook again, and she couldn't help but pause again. Ade shook a few times, and she paused a few times, causing so many ellips in her words.

"I didn't expect that Ade has no stock, and the frequency of his jitter is still so fast. It can be seen that there are no weak soldiers under the strong general." Ding Yi thought of this idiom. Naturally, Ade was not a weak soldier, so he must be a strong general and was happy, so he generously expressed his understanding of the female comrade's behavior of going out to business without an invoice.

"It's okay if there is no invoice." Ding Yi said, "You ask the hotel to issue more invoices. In professional terms, it is to issue more invoices. For example, if you live for 100 yuan, let them issue 150 yuan, and I will reimburse you according to the invoice amount. As a reward for your hard work.

I don't know whether Ade was tired of shaking or was moved by Ding Yi's words. He took Xiao An's mobile phone and expressed his heartfelt thanks to Ding Yi.

"The body is broken and the two ribs are inserted into the knife, jumping the oil pan, the mine array goes up the knife mountain and goes to the sea of fire..." Ade and Xiao'an's mouths are all words like this.

"All's it." Ding Yi stopped their unprincipled loyalty and said, "Ade, you have got up, so send this female comrade away. I want to talk to you about some secret things."

Ade and Little Anderling took out some cash tickets from their pockets, collected the money, handed them to the female comrade, and asked her to leave quickly.

The female comrade herself is exhausted. She feels that the competition in the industry is fierce now. It's not easy to earn their money. She is no longer happy. Seeing that their money is all some change, she is even more unhappy. She can't help muttering a few words. The gist of the lyrics is that she has no money to prostitutes. The construction of spiritual civilization is indeed higher than material literature. The construction of you two really opened my eyes and so on.

Ade was furious and said, "Close your bird's beak and muttering that I have made you a prehistoric human. Isn't change money? This is also legal tender. Even if it is millions of cents, if you get it to the bank, they will have to exchange it for you. How dare you talk about it here when I give you the change? Change has the benefits of change. How convenient is it to buy a condom? There is no need to change the money. It's a waste to say these words to you. Get out of here!"

When the female comrades saw that he was fierce and evil, there was a big difference from the image that he was very intoxicated with his kind eyebrows and eyes just now. Sure enough, he put on his trousers and didn't recognize anyone. He turned his face ruthlessly and didn't dare to say much. He put the Mao ticket in his hand, stuffed it into his trouser pocket, and quickly left this place.