Chapter 211 Zombie Story

Originally, when they were practicing their lines, Ade thought that the line "Grandpa, I will chop you up and feed the dog" was seriously threatening, and in the lines, they became the direct elders of Ding Yi's direct elders. In the mathematical form, it was the second party of the direct elders. It was obviously disrespectful to Ding Yi. Originally I dare not say so, but Ding Yi started from the actual combat. Based on the principle of authenticity, he forgave Ade's line and encouraged him to say it bravely, just like Zhiling's beautiful woman told a newborn pony in the movie and encouraged it, "Mengmeng, stand up, stand up." Full of encouragement, although Ding Yi did not encourage Ade with a milky voice, he also patted him on the shoulder and said to him, "Ade, say it, say it." Although it is not milky, its encouragement is the same, just like the pony stood up in the encouragement of the beautiful woman. In Ding Yi's encouragement, Ade also bravely said this line during practice.

In order to impress the audience, Ade repeats this line here. Please listen carefully: "Be careful, Grandpa, I'll chop you up and feed the dog!"

Listen, how evil, how vulgar, how heinous, how underworldly!

Because he usually practiced hard, now in actual combat, Ade also said this line appropriately, which was also very natural and unpretentious. It was very much like a real underworld, which made the onlookers and righteous people couldn't help sweating coldly for Ding Yi.

Ding Yi sneered and said, "Chopping me up and feeding the dog? Translated into English is to chop me into pieces to feed the dog? It really makes adults laugh at big_tooth, old people laugh at old_tooth, and makes children laugh at young_tooth. It's too much for you. If you have the ability, you can try it.

Ade was furious. He rushed up with his teeth and claws. He was gently slided sideways by Ding Yi and avoided it. He casually picked peaches and hit Ade's crotch. Ade was hit and was in severe pain. He shouted, "Ouch" and covered his crotch with his hands. Like a zombie, he jumped out one by one, and soon jumped out. Outside the painting, his performance was over. He went down to the drama office to get the boxed lunch brackets. The boxed lunch was the legendary bento brackets.

Xiao An took advantage of Ding Yi and Ade's battle. He got rid of Ding Yi's grasp with one hand and looked for the opportunity to sneak up behind Ding Yi, lift his feet and kick Ding Yi's buttocks.

When they rehearsed in advance, because they were not professional actors, they were not accurate during the rehearsal. The lines were fine. If they were wrong, they could say it again until they were proficient. When you need to do movements, sometimes there will be some deviations. When practicing Xiao'an kicking Ding Yi from the back, he will occasionally kick Ding Yi's back, legs and waist. When kicking sideways, he will even kick Ding Yi's ribs, which makes Ding Yi very painful. In order to avoid this situation, Ding Yi stipulates that Xiao'an uses this When moving, you can only kick straight and only kick his buttocks, so that even if he is kicked, due to well-known reasons, the fat of the buttocks is thicker than other parts, so even if it is kicked, there is no danger, so Ding Yi made such an arrangement.

In this way, Ding Yi, as an idol contestant, although he usually takes his own image into account, when there is a contradiction between the image and the substance, he can still abandon the image and obtain the actual benefits. He needs both face and Li Zi, but he can't have Li Zi and face. He is a pragmatic person who gives up his face and asks for Lizi. As the old saying goes, you can't get both fish and bear paws, and you can take abalone instead of fish. In order not to hurt himself, Ding Yi's own buttocks are nothing. Although he has lost some face in front of the majority of female fans, the body is the most important. As long as he is not injured, it is okay to lose some face.

However, in order not to lose his face, Ding Yi studied hard when practicing this action, resulting in Xiao'an's many feet in the practice, but when reporting the performance to the audience, there was nothing wrong. Ten years of hard work on the stage, when Xiao'an's feet were 178.65. WHEN THE SPEED OF KM/H HIT HIS BUTTOCKS, DingYI'S BUTTOCKS MOVED FORWARD QUICKLY AT A SPEED OF 180KM/H. BECAUSE HIS BUTTOCKS MOVES FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF THIS FOOT KickED BY Xiao'An, HIS GATH IS THIGHTER THAN THAT OF ASHING AN. ASHING AN'S FOOT IS AT MOST THREE SHIFTS, AND THE SPEED OF ING YI'S BUTTOCK DISPLACEMENT HAS REACHED. At the speed of the fourth gear, its absolute speed was faster than that of Xiao An, so he successfully avoided Xiao An's fierce footwork.

Ding Yi turned around faintly and suddenly thought that he turned around "lightly" at this time, which was not in line with his current psychological characteristics, so he turned into an angry state and angrily said to Xiao'an, "What a good man to hurt people with a dark arrow."

"What do you think is the era of good men and bad men in this era? Do you think it is still the era of the Water Margin? Brother, are you out of date?" Xiao'an said in a very contemporary manner.

Naturally, this is also the line they have rehearsed in advance.

"Damn it, I'm standing on the stool." Ding Yi scolded, and then explained to the audience: "In order to show that our heroes also come from life, I also scolded a curse like a rough person in life; in order to show that although our heroes come from life but are higher than life, I want to 'stand on the stool'. In order to show that I am actually far above life, I have to stand on the ladder again, and I stand at the top of the ladder in the wind! Since you are not moral, don't blame me for being rude."

"Am I still afraid of you?" Xiao An's answer is full of the fearless spirit of the hero.

"Look who's in the back? Does anyone want to sneak up on you? Ding Yi's expression changed, as if he suddenly found something. He stretched out his hand and pointed to Xiao'an's back.

"Who is it?" Xiao'an was surprised. Looking back, there were no other strange people except the onlookers. He was doing strangely and suddenly felt a strong wind coming to his lower/body.

"It's not good! I'm fooled!" Xiao An made such an idea flashed in his mind. Before he could react before he could turn around, Ding Yi's moves had already been used.

It's still his monkey picking peaches.

As expected, Xiao An was also tricked. Like Ade, he grinned in pain, covered his crotch with his hand, jumped out like a zombie, and soon jumped out of the picture, deviated from the sight of the audience, and went to the next rest.

The author remembers that he once said that this novel is "a zombie story about Ding Yi's beautiful and sad love suspense thrilling multi-angle love/love ** police and bandit prison theme is not suitable for children". Since the content of this book has been revealed before, as a statement People with a sense of responsibility who will never break their promises should try to fulfill what they have said. Therefore, after Ade hit Ding Yi's "monkey picking peaches", he jumped out like a zombie, which has initially fulfilled the requirements of the zombie story in this book. In order to deepen the audience's impression, Xiao'an also jumped out like a zombie and fulfilled the book again. The promise of the zombie story fully shows that the author is a very socially responsible person, and he is trustworthy.

The author thought for a moment and felt that it was better to be modest, so he decisively stopped praising his behavior and resolutely devoted himself to the creation of this book.