Chapter 212 Monkey Picking Peaches

After Ding Yi used two moves to pick peaches, he successfully picked the four peaches of the two opponents, which made the opponent grin and jumped out like a zombie, so that justice was promoted, the bad people got the punishment they deserved, and the spirit of good and evil was once again vividly displayed. In front of the reader, it is deaf and refreshing, which makes the relatives and enemies hurt, and makes the righteous audience smile, which can be said to be a complete victory.

But the onlookers did not let out a deafening cheer, but surrounded Ding Yi without saying a word. The facial expression was either regretful or depressed or puzzled, and no one showed a state of cheering after Ding Yi's victory.

Ding Yi was very strange: "Why are there no cheers around? Aren't the onlookers the righteous masses? Isn't it described here about socialist society?"

The crowd continued to remain silent. After a while, a person was heard whispering, "As a hero, it's really humiliating to use a move like a monkey picking peaches."

"Although the decent figure won a complete victory and let the villain cover his crotch and jump away, it is a trick of fraud. In this way, the victory is not open and aboveboard at all, which makes readers feel that the decent character is also the same as the villain, which makes this book lower by many levels for no reason." Some people followed.

"Alas, yes, yes, this situation makes people feel very unhappy. The dignified hero actually has no positive image or style, which is disappointing." Everyone echoed.

So that's how it is.

Ding Yi suddenly realized.

It turns out that as the first hero of this book, he should not use the move of monkey picking peaches. Moreover, when he was in the fight with Xiao'an, he should not lie to say that there was someone behind him, and when he turned around to verify whether there was really someone behind him, he would sneak up again. Such a method greatly lost the decent person of the famous family.

If this book is a traditional martial arts novel, perhaps Ding Yi will be taught a hard lesson by the decent chivalrous men of famous families, so that he will be taught a serious lesson, or the corners of his eyes will be bruised, the bridge of his nose will be crooked, or his buttocks will be swollen. In short, his hero will lose the image of Yushu Linfeng and lose the vast After receiving this lesson, female fans let Ding Yi stop using conspiracy and secret arrows to hurt people.

Fortunately, this book is "a zombie story about Ding Yi's beautiful and sad love suspense thrilling multi-angle love/love ** police and bandit prison theme". Among these many attributives, it does not contain the content of traditional martial arts novels, so Ding Yi does not have the risk of his buttocks being swollen by a decent martial arts master.

It is no wonder that after Ding Yi won, the audience did not shout cheer but was silent, and then made a voice of criticism, which not only fully shows that the audience is full of righteous feelings, but also shows that they are excellent audiences cultivated by socialist society and have the right way. Only morality and values, world outlook and outlook on life will have these expressions of contempt and disdain for Ding Yi's behavior.

Ding Yi is very ashamed.

But the only boxing he has ever practiced is monkey boxing, and the most proficient trick used in monkey boxing is naturally the famous monkey picking peaches. Because he is familiar with it, he will often use this trick to pick peaches in the first reaction. Just like people in danger, they will naturally reflex themselves. They will blurt out "my mother" or "my mother" or "hungry mother" or "my mother" or "my_mother_ah" without the command of the brain. In short, in danger, the first thing that comes to mind is My mother, due to the different regions of the people who call this line live, resulting in different dialects, so there is a slight difference in the text, but its central idea is unchanged. They are all shouting mother. This is the most instinctive reaction. At the critical moment, Ding Yi also uses his most instinctive move - monkey picking peaches. The reason is It's the same. No wonder it's Ding Yi.

Just like a child, he usually swears with rough people in the market, scolding "fuck your mother" and "fuck your mother". At the critical moment, when you are angry and want to curse people, you will naturally scold "fuck/you/mother", "fuck/fuck/your mother", and will definitely not scold "fuck_you", "sh/it" or "Your mother has a thigh at the root" is an elegant word. Similarly, because Ding Yi has been practicing monkey boxing, he made him use the move of "white crane bright wings - beautiful posture" in the restless Taijiquan at the critical moment or the move of "peacock opening screen - self-indued affection" in the peacock fist, which is also It's not realistic, because he has never practiced these moves, and naturally he will not be born with these moves, so his monkey picking style of picking peaches is also understandable. Let our great audience understand him.

The audience calmed their anger and disappointment in the persuasion of the author and slowly dispersed. At this time, in order to highlight the protagonist on the screen, there are only Ding Yi, Xie Wei and her beautiful mixed-race friend Ali Tilimu Khan Minna.

All other unrelated people were blocked by the author with mosaics.

Since Ding Yi's appearance, her wonderful eyes have been looking at Ding Yi without blinking, and she hasn't left his body for a moment.

It seems that she is also a beautiful and slightly nymphomaniac type of actress that both the wolves in the north and the wolves in the south like. Since Ding Yi appeared in front of her and beat away the two ugly hooligans, the heart of Alitilim Khan Minna has been tied to Ding Yi.

Although Ding Yi used deception to get away the two ugly hooligans.

Although Ding Yi uses a monkey fist that is not elegant.

Although Ding Yi uses the unspeakable monkey peach picking style in the elegant monkey boxing.

Although Ding Yi was despised and disdained by the onlookers of the righteous people.

But this does not affect her slightly nymphomaniac heart tied to Ding Yi's body.

Her slightly nymphomaniac heart was pounding, and her eyes looked at Ding Yi eagerly.

Ding Yi came forward and said to Ali Tilimu Khan Erminna first, "Girl, are you all right? These rogue bad guys don't affect your confidence in society, do they? In fact, there are still many good people in this society.

When Alitilimu Khan Erminna saw the handsome hero Ding Yi talking to herself, she couldn't help blushing, like a little girl of first love, and like a little girl of first love in early literary works, rather than a little girl of first love in current literary works. I don't know what to say, but I just said "um" as an answer to him.

Ding Yi just looked at the opposite role of his two generals, Hum Ha Er, Xiao An and Ade, and did not carefully look at the appearance of Ali Tirim Khan Ermina. At this time, when talking to her, he carefully saw her face and couldn't help but praise her in his heart.

"Your Excellency, I wish you a long life and good health." In Ding Yi's heart, he patted the author's flattery in time.

The author knows at a glance that his Jiangzhou Sima Bai Juyi's heart.

Ding Yi has tasted great benefits from the incident of one person who took control of Fang Ran and Sun Lan's two daughters, so his psychological state at this time naturally hopes that this scene can be staged again. The author was the only one who could make him realize this wish, so he flattered the author at the right time.

Another wish in his heart is, of course, that the bed/drama should be performed often, and should be performed every day. This policy is unswerving and unquestionable. Ding Yi has a good understanding of the situation of playing bed/play every day through so many years of cooperation with the author. Therefore, his sexual life is not a luxury. However, Ding Yi has a higher requirement. It would be best if the heroine of the bed/play could be changed frequently. But all this was in the author's pen, so he slapped the author's flattery with lightning.

His wish is that the last bed/play heroine was Fang Ran and Sun Lan, and this time it's better to change it to Xie Wei and...

Since Ding Yi did not know at this time that the name of Ali Tilimu Khan Minna is called Ali Tili Mu Khan Minna, if you directly write the above sentence as "The heroine last time was Fang Ran and Sun Lan, and this time it's better to replace it with Xie Wei and Ali Ali Ali Mu Khan Minna", then it will be exposed, audience. He will ask that Ding Yi did not know the girl in advance, but now when describing his psychological state, he mentioned the girl's name here. Isn't it a big flaw that he can mention the girl's name without knowing it in advance? If this book is described like this, isn't it very rigorous?

Because the author is a very rigorous person, the actor Ding Yi had to pretend that he didn't know the name of Ali Tirim Khan Minna was Ali Tirim Khan Minna, and asked knowingly, "Do you dare to ask the girl what's name is?"

"Exemption, my surname is Ali Tilimu Khan Minna." Ali Tilim Khan Minna said.

"Ah?" Ding Yi had an accident and said, "I thought Ali Tilimu Khan Minna was your name, but it turned out to be your last name. So what's your name?"

Ding Yi seemed to ask such a question sincerely, but he didn't expect to reveal another flaw. He disguised himself and wanted to hide the fact that he had known Alitirimu Khan Minna's name in advance, so he asked in the above question: "Do you dare to ask the girl what's last name?" After doing my homework, I didn't expect that I had just slipped my mouth and said, "I thought Alitirimu Khaner Minna was your name" without knowing it.

Horse's feet are on the four words "originally thought" in his words: since there is "originally thought", this shows that he knew it before, so he originally thought that if he did not know it before, there was no original thought, so this sentence still shows that the actor Ding Yi was in I knew in advance that the woman's name in the play was Ali Tirim Khan Minna, which was Ding Yi's horse's feet unconsciously exposed.

But this book is not a big production or New Year's film, so it doesn't matter if it shows a little bit. It doesn't hurt the audience's laughter. The author doesn't think too much about it, and still arranges Ali Tilimu Khan Erminna to answer Ding Yi's question as planned.