Chapter 228 Oral and Written Examination
"Real?" Ding Yi tried his best to calm down his tone, but he still felt the trembling of his voice: "Didn't we meet by chance? So did you deliberately arrange for you to meet me?
"I didn't deliberately arrange it, but..."
"And what is it?"
"Wait a minute." At this critical moment, Alitirim Khanminna interrupted another sentence.
"What's the matter?" When he was about to get the answer to the matter, he was suddenly interrupted. No one would be in a good mood. What's more, Ding Yi was eager to know the answer. What's more, with Ali Tilimu Khan Minna's "wait a minute" Xie Wei immediately ordered him to stop talking, which inevitably made Ding Yi, who wanted to know the answer urgently, was in a bad mood. Cool. Ding Yiqiang suppressed his anger and asked Ali Timimu Khan Minna, "What's the matter?"
"Just now you said that you would ask her what you would ask me in the future, but she has answered your first question and said that she and you did not meet by chance. But you asked her another question. You had just agreed that it was time for you to ask me, but you didn't keep your word and asked her again. If you don't bring this, come and ask me immediately. Yeah!"
Alitilimu Khan Minna stretched out her lovely scissors hand again to make a victory, and once again smiled sweetly at the audience.
"You repeatedly raised your index finger and middle finger to make a victory, and stretched out the gesture of the scissors hand. Could it be that the author secretly endorsed the scissors manufacturer?" Ding Yi said, thinking about him and continued, "She smiled sweetly at the audience in front of the camera again and again. Is she trying to grab the camera? In any case, whether it is advertising scissor manufacturers or grabbing lenses in private, this cannot be allowed. This kind of behavior cannot be licensed. She needs to be reminded.
But think about it, Ali Tirim Khanerminna's eager attitude of answering questions is still worth encouraging. At least when she wants to ask her questions, she will have a positive response, so Ding Yi comforted her and said, "Don't worry, after I ask her, I will naturally ask you questions and ask you questions. You have to ask her more questions. The difficulty of asking questions is more difficult than the difficulty of asking her questions, so you have to be prepared and think more about what questions I will ask you. How should you answer the questions I ask? You can answer them vividly, lively, interesting and positive. It is in line with the rhythm of modern life and attracts the masses. Readers, this is very challenging. So you should be fully prepared first. Don't disturb us, so that you can't concentrate on preparing for the Q&A questions. In this case, you may not be able to answer them when I ask you questions later, which is too failure. I believe that you won't let this happen, right? All right, you go and get ready. Let's get ready first.
After listening to Ding Yi's words, after Ali Tilimu Khan Minna learned that Ding Yi was going to ask more difficult questions, she immediately had an infinite sense of responsibility. Finally, she was relieved, nodded and agreed, promising not to disturb them again, but to concentrate on the questions Ding Yi was going to ask. There are several aspects she needs to consider. Will Ding Yi ask her a few questions? What kind of questions will he ask? How to answer him correctly? These are all aspects she has to consider, so Ali Tirim Khan Minna fell into thinking and had no time to disturb them.
"Okay, Xie Wei, you can continue to answer." Finally, Ali Tilimu Khan Erminna was sent away. Ding Yi took a long breath, turned to Xie Wei, and continued to ask.
"Well, it's finally my turn to answer again. That's great." Xie Wei nodded and said, "Actually, my first meeting was not deliberately arranged by me..." At this point, she suddenly paused, as if she had thought of something, and immediately stopped talking.
"What is it? Say it quickly." Ding Yi urged.
Xie Wei suddenly realized and became angry and said, "Oh, by the way, what did you say just now? Why do you ask Ali Tilimu Khan Erminna more questions than to ask me? Why is the difficulty of asking her a question more difficult than the difficulty of my question? Do you discriminate against me? Is my IQ lower than hers in your heart? If you protect her so much, is there anything shady between you and her? Does she also have the unspoken rules with you? I won't do it! Do you think I'm bully? You must explain this to me clearly. If you don't explain it clearly, I won't end with you." It turned out that Xie Wei suddenly thought of this and felt that she had been treated unfairly, so she became angry and asked for an explanation, just like Qiu Ju, who loved to file a lawsuit, said for the man who was kicked in her lower/body, "I just want a snow method". If she didn't steam steamed buns, she must ask Ding Yi for an explanation and said Bi clenched his pink fist and beat Ding Yi.
"I'm on my back, I'm on my back." Ding Yi put the two people in his heart a hundred times. Only then did I know that in addition to letting people tell the truth, this "extremely honest truth" also has a side effect, which will make people eager to answer any questions raised by anyone. It seems that the more questions they answer, the more money they will make. The more difficult the questions they answer, the more fulfilling they will have. So when Xie Wei realized that Ding Yi promised to ask more and more difficult questions for Ali Tirim Khan Minna, she immediately felt unbalanced, so she used a violent way to ask Ding Yi for an explanation.
Although he was hit on his body by Xie Wei's pink fists, for Ding Yi, a martial arts master who often practices monkey boxing, who is especially good at "monkey picking peaches", this kind of flower boxing embroidery legs is not a problem, and there is no pain or itch on his body, but Xie Wei is busy asking Ding Yi for an explanation, and naturally forgets to answer his question, Ding The answer that Yi urgently wanted to know would not be revealed for the time being. Ding Yi couldn't help but be angry. Based on the principle that people who could not meet his requirements were not good people, he thought that this woman was not a good person. He also thought that this change was all caused by Ali Tilimu Khanminna's break, and this woman was also not He is a good person, and his heart is angry. That's why he ignores the image of the first hero of this book and**s these two people a hundred times in his heart. However, after all, Ding Yi is not Ah Q. He knows that the spiritual victory method is not a real victory. If he wants to really win, he has to solve the current difficult problem, so he frowned and calculated.
"That's it." Ding Yi said, "I answered by mouth, first asked Xie Wei's question, then answered by pen, and then asked Ali Tilimu Khan Erminna's question. One test is oral expression ability, and the other test is written expression ability. Let's see who answers well and fast. Kids, do you dare to take it?
Normally, this clumsy agitation method does not work in a normal state, but Xie Wei and Ali Tilimu Khan Minna unknowingly took Ding Yi's "extremely honest truth" secretly sprinkled in the wine. Under the effect of the drug effect, their mentality temporarily returned to When they were young, they listened carefully and spoke enthusiastically, so Ding Yi's move was very useful to them. They immediately accepted Ding Yi's challenge without thinking about it.
"Okay, you can answer the question." The two said with one voice.
Now Ding Yi's first task is to open up Ali Tirim Khan Minna, who loves to break, and then learn the truth from Xie Wei. The way to get away from her is to ask her some questions that she can't answer. Before she has time to meditate, Xie Wei has already answered Ding Yi's question, and then the protagonist Ding is done. In this case, it is necessary to straighten out the question to ask Ali Tirim Khanermina first. In order to increase the seriousness of the question, Ding Yi solemnly found a pen and paper, thought about it, and his heart moved, so he wrote:
"You are the first hero of this book: the handsome GG of Yushu Linfeng, the little brother Ma who is not afraid of danger, the martial arts master who is good at monkey boxing, the prodigal son who has experienced the ups and downs of love, the upright iron-faced judge, the uncle of Monte Cristo with a gully, the first person in the ancient and modern Chinese and foreign universe who appeared in front of the female audience, Biorte. Man is also brave and smarter than Yixiu. He is smarter than Detective Conan. He is more witty than Crayon Shin-chan. He is more cute than the flower fairy. He is more pure than honey/peach. What is the impression of the great brother Ding Yiding? May I ask, if you want to have a one-night stand with him, what kind of way would you choose to have sex with him? Again, if you still want to have a two-night affair after having a one-night stand with him, what method would you choose to achieve your goal? After achieving your goal, will you make the legendary ** smile? If you had a one-night stand, two-night love affair or even multiple night love with the protagonist Ding, what method would you choose and what posture would you adopt? Please answer truthfully. The style is not limited. Write no less than 2,000 words or feelings or conjectures or nonsense according to the above questions. It is required that the paper should be neat and should not be marks on the test paper. The examination time is 30 minutes. The paper should not be handed in in advance. It is not allowed to leave the field in advance. Please close the communication tool in your hand and send it during the examination period. The sound is punished as cheating. Comrades who cheat will be punished by taking off their trousers and spanking. Remember to remember.
It was not easy to hold out such a long test question and the precautions in the examination room. Ding Yi was relieved, took a breath, wiped off the sweat from the top of his head, and seriously handed this test question to Ali Tilimu Khan Erminna.