Chapter 229 A Clean Official

Because when Ding Yi was studying at the University of Prison, he only strengthened the study of interest classes. For example, he learned how to get through women's spring heart, and how to make ** drugs such as "extreme/**/exchange/happy/san". For the cultural class, he did not ask for a lot of understanding, so he knew a little about it, so in this examination question, he He wrote some typos, wrote uprightness as uprightness, and the Count of Monte Cristo as Uncle Monte Cristo. In fact, he also knew in his heart that he had written typos, but there were no words such as "uprightness" and "The Count of Monte Cristo" in the test questions, and he could not properly express his theme. He should write these words. When you come out, you can't replace the word "A" and "Jue" that you don't understand - it's too much to lose the first hero of the book, so you can only bravely make mistakes and finish this question under great psychological pressure, which leads to his sweat after finishing the question.

If Ding Yi asked such a question, if the Qing official in ancient times knew about it, he might have decided not to be a Qing official before he changed it. If the result brought by "rightness" is "not right", then the price of being a clean official is too high. A few days after the Qing official took office, and before he had time to establish a reputation as a Qing official among the people, he died because of "not being" and died inhumane. After testing, he knew that the official was directly due to excessive toxins in his body due to long defecation. The cause of death was known by the ignorant people. This official must be a dog official. Not to mention embezzlement and bribery, there are a lot of invitations. His death is because he eats too much. Such an official must be a corrupt official. Such a death is the legendary bad death. The people may clap their hands and clap their hands and say, "Such a dog officer, I'm going to die faster! Die faster! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!" Because the people clapped their hands and said the word "fast", they were photographed in this harmonious scene by the paparazzi. There was a big book in the news media, so the idiom "clapping hands and saying fast" had the latest explanation. Officials who had not had time to be clear officials were nailed to the pillar of shame in history, and were scolded by ignorant people in later generations. , press the untitled here.

Since being a clean official can't get the substantial benefits, it is also misunderstood by the ignorant people. What's more serious is that it will be swollen to death, and the death is very low-level and difficult to say. Therefore, the potential clean officials will decide not to be a clean official after weighing the pros and cons. From then on, there has been no legend of Bao Laohei in history. There is no legend of that... There is no legend of that... There is no legend of that...

After writing a number of "whose legends there is no more...", the author still didn't expect that there were any other Qing officials in history besides Bao Gong, who was suspected to be an ancient African immigrant, so he sighed with emotion. First, he said that he didn't learn history well, and second, there were few Qing officials. After thinking about it, he couldn't think about it. Are there any other clean officials? If Bao Gong decides not to be a clean official because of Ding Yi's clerical error, then the loss of Chinese history will be too great. Because of Ding Yi's clerical errors, all the clear officials in Chinese history have become super corrupt officials since then. Isn't this a history teacher who was originally proud of Chinese history? When we were giving a history class, we all blushed and were very ashamed and took the initiative to get into the bottom of the table? In order to respect the teacher, take care of the teacher's health, and keep the teacher warm in winter and cool in summer. In line with the principle of respecting teachers and teaching, the school should install an air conditioner under the table near the podium, which will directly increase the school's expenses. Further, in accordance with the principle of academic freedom, the school cannot force the teacher to enter the lecture. Under several tables near the platform that have been installed with air conditioning, but you can't get under the table far away from the podium, in case the teacher is talking about "How many Qing officials in Chinese history?" The answer is no. I am very ashamed. If I get under the table far away from the podium and have no air conditioner installed, I will not enjoy the famous brand air conditioner treatment that teachers should enjoy in winter and cool in summer, which may attract the protests of teachers. In order to avoid trouble, the school has to install air conditioners under every table in the classroom. This What a big expense it will be, and how much electricity will be wasted. This is a sharp contradiction with the purpose of creating an economical society. Although the two evils are less than each other, the two are more important. Respecting teachers is also important, and creating an economical society is equally important. The two are almost equally important, so who will take it? Who, it is always a difficult thing to choose, so in order to avoid trouble, we should try our best to stop the situation that clear officials have become super corrupt officials in history.

Therefore, Ding Yi's "right" clerical mistake can only be made to the audience on a small scale. In line with a responsible attitude to history, please remember not to spread it, and never let Bao Gong and other historical officials know it, otherwise the Qing officials will know the upright result. In the future, in order to excrete normally like normal people, think about pain, and think about swelling, they have the possibility of collectively transforming into corrupt officials under the guidance of "the survival of the fittest". Sure enough, in the future, "The Records of Qing Officials", "Discussion on the Ways of Handling of Qing Officials" and "Why Qing Officials?" Moqing is like why flowers are so red, the preliminary exploration of Qingguan's acupuncture technique, the study of the ** skills of Qing officials, why the average length of the sparrows of Qing officials is 0.5 centimeters longer than the average length of ordinary people's birds and so on. Because there is no hero in the book, there is no The content can be written. In the future, the authors who make a living by writing the historical biographies of Qing officials will be starved to death. The Qing officials will die alive because they are "not" and die. Isn't it a great tragedy in the world that the authors who write the history of Qing officials have lost their ability to survive because they have no content to write? Therefore, in the spirit of saving lives and helping the wounded, although the peers are enemies, they can't watch the enemy starve to death. The author exudes golden light all over his body and reiterates to the audience again: Don't make a mistake in Ding Yi's mouth and write novels for so long. The author has changed from a three-year-old child to a kind old man who has gradually become a crane-haired childish face with the passage of time, but he is still so charming and has a sense of social responsibility like a diamond for a long time. It's really mud but not stained, wash the ripples but not demon. Whoo, the great man, yeah!

Let's not talk about Chinese history, but just talk about the reality in the novel. Ding Yi gave a question to Ali Tirim Khan Minna, "If you have a one-night stand with Ding Yi, what will you do? If there is a two-night love, what will happen to you?" Yunyun also has another deep meaning. In fact, he also saw it. Like other women, Ali Tilim Khan Ming Na also has a very good impression on him, Ding Yi. As the first male protagonist of this book, he is the key training object of the author. Of course, "All the female characters in this book take the protagonist Ding as the center and take the scope of the protagonist's activities as the radius to get the spirit and body of the protagonist as the lifelong goal" There is still some self-confidence. Since Alitrim Khan Minna has a good impression on herself, how will she express her admiration for the protagonist after she takes the "extremely honest truth"? If she had a one-night stand, two-night love affair or even multiple night love with the protagonist Ding, what method would she choose and what posture would she adopt? Ding Yi really wants to know the answers to these questions.

Ding Yi also deeply knows that many male readers who love life and usually love to watch life movies are also eager to know these answers, so he asked such a very in-depth question to Ali Tirim Khan Minna for the market consideration of this book.

Ding Yi saw this: Since Ali Tirim Khan Minna wanted to answer the question so enthusiastically after taking "extremely honest truth", she asked her such a question privately, waiting for Ali Tirim Khan Minna in the ** laughter in her heart. The answer.

Let's see how Alitilimu Khan Minna decomposes it next time after answering.

I saw Ali Timurim Khan Minna staring at the test question, holding her hands on her cheeks and meditating. It seemed that she was racking her brains to answer this question better. With her so attentive state, it seemed that she was also a legendary good student when she was a student. As for how this good student in his student days finally embarked on the road of being raised, this is not a problem that should be discussed in this book. The audience can find sociologists to explore the truth by themselves, and it will not be discussed here.

Finally, there was no interference from Ali Tirim Khan Ermina. Ding Yi breathed a sigh of relief, sorted out his thoughts, and asked Xie Wei, "Xie Wei, now it's your turn to answer the question I just asked you. Please answer truthfully. I repeat, on the day we first met, was my encounter with you a legendary encounter?

"Actually, someone deliberately arranged my meeting with you that day. The time I met you was not a chance encounter." Xie Wei replied calmly that her answer did not fluctuate too much, as if she was relaying other people's stories.

Ding Yi thought that perhaps "very honest and telling the truth" can make people stay out of the matter, make the answerers eager to answer questions, get a simple happiness in the process of simply answering questions, meet their self-realization needs, and make them have a sense of achievement. When they answer questions, they are not mixed too much. The interference of one's own emotions, in this state, can more truly restore the truth of history.

"Someone arranged it? How come? Ha ha." Ding Yi was trying to pretend that he didn't believe her words, "Who is it? Who arranged it?" Ding Yi tried his best to suppress the trembling sound he was about to make and asked calmly.

The closer to the truth, the more calm he is. This is Ding Yi's request for him, so he tries his best to suppress his impulse.