New rogue Ding Yi

Chapter 252 Mouthful of Toothpicks

The onlookers shook their heads and sighed, "This is the saddest cry I've ever heard in my life."

When Liu Yong's spirit was about to completely collapse, the 'Don't be afraid' card fighting ability trainer stopped the attack without warning.

The power indicator light on it was turned off. Obviously, it was loyal to its duty until it was out of power, which was completely consistent with Xiao Hong's explanation. Sure enough, there was no false propaganda.

Liu Yong lay on the ground and cried exhausted. There was no place in his body that was not painful, and there was no place in his body that was not bruised. This "Don't Be Afraid" Card Fighting Ability Trainer seems to have a high level of technology and a high degree of intelligence. In addition to locking the target, it can also evenly hit all parts of the target. Liu Yong's head, torso, limbs, dick, fart, heel and other parts have been hit. And the strength was equal, which caused Liu Yong to have pain all over his body, and did not simply cause pain in his head all over his body.

The big man bleeds and does not shed tears. Although Liu Yong does not belong to the category of "big man", he should not cry so sadly. This also fully shows that the 'not afraid' card fighting ability trainer really beats him too hard. He can't stand it. He can't make sense to reason with it, and can't escape. If he fights back, he is not afraid of pain. - In addition to increasing the pain of his hand, there is no effect. There is really no way to enter the earth. There is no way. It is almost impossible to lose the ideal of life. Seeing that he is about to die under this cold boxing gloves, he is desperate and afraid, so he is very ashamed to cry.

But seeing that this 'not afraid' card fighting ability trainer finally run out of power, his mind relaxed and completely collapsed on the ground, lying on the ground while crying bitterly. Although he was no longer chased by the "not afraid" card fighting ability trainer, his body was still in pain. Thinking of being here tonight. The son came to spend money to have fun, but unexpectedly fell into such a bleak end. He was even more sad and cried more seriously.

But there is no feast that never ends. No matter how beautiful the party is, there is a day when we break up. No matter how sad the crying is, there is a moment when it stops. After crying and losing most of the water in his body, Liu Yong finally changed from crying to crying in the middle, then to crying in the middle to crying, then crying slightly, and finally reached the state of not crying. State.

"My... ribs, ouch... I don't know if it's broken..." Liu Yong moaned, and then sniffed again.

After Liu Yong stopped crying, he turned to care about his health. Although his whole body was painful just now, and the degree of pain was almost the same, after such a long time, the degree of pain has gradually been different. The ribs are hot and painful here. This hot degree is very hot, and the body Some of the rest are medium spicy, and some are still slightly spicy, and have even become not spicy. Therefore, Liu Yong wants to solve the main contradictions. First of all, he wants to make sure whether the spicy part is the most harmful. This is his question just now. He wants to know whether his ribs have been discounted.

"You're installed." Xiaohong came forward, helped him up, and said, "You won't be fractured. One advantage of this product is that it will not cause more than minor injuries. Being beaten as a fracture is also a minor injury, so you will definitely not be beaten into a fracture. At the time of design, the product designer has set the hitting force, which is within the safe range, and this product can also know the fat thickness, resistance strength, tolerance, etc. of the target hit through the feedback on the target's body. For example, if the boxing glove hits the target's face, its central processor can pass through the size of the resistance, know how thick the target's skin is, and then it automatically adjusts the intensity of the hit, and makes the target cry without hurting the target. This is its design concept. Safety first, people-oriented, it is artificial. The biggest damage is at most some skin injuries, so you are safe.

Liu Yong sat by the bed in a daze and didn't know what to say. Knowing that he had not been seriously hurt, although his whole body still hurt, he was somewhat relieved, but it was indeed a faceless thing to cry in front of a woman. He felt ashamed, so he was even more depressed.

"How many products do you have to endorse?"

After a long time, he asked in a low voice.

"Not much." Seeing that he was like a defeated rooster, Xiaohong also had some pity for him, so she told him a good news: "No more, there are still more than 20 pieces left."

Liu Yong slipped from the bedside and collapsed on the ground again.

"How many pieces? Is there any... mistake?"

"That's right, there are really more than 20 pieces." Xiaohong confirmed.

"And... more than 20 products?"

Liu Yong wants to know what the remaining products that need to be endorsed are first. If it is still the so-called fighting ability trainer, which is harmful to the body, I guess he can't see the end of his endorsement.

If it is confirmed that it is the worst result, he will fight and resist. The author will write him to death at most. He has made up his mind that even if he is written to death, he will not be played to death by these endorsement products. It is a death. He will die in his place. He can't die worthless. He will be written to death by the author. It is much better to say than to die because of endorsement of a certain product. It is much more masculine and valuable.

Just like Chen Sheng and Wu Guang's uprising, he arrived at the destination according to the requirements of the Qin Dynasty. Because it has been delayed, it is also a death. If there is an uprising, it is still a death. There are two ways to die. Of course, it is more meaningful to die by the uprising. Even if he died, he died tragically and courageously. He also died in history and was respected by future generations.

So he needs to confirm what products he wants to endorse, and then decide the direction of his next action.

"Well, I'll take a look first." Xiaohong walked to the bag of the decoration endorsement product, looked at the product inside, and said, "There are razors, flashlights, women's stockings, pens, facial tissues, sterling silver jewelry, and internal tampons..."

"Stop!" Liu Yong interrupted Xiaohong and protested, "It's okay with women's stockings. I've already endorsed the breast enhancement cream. It doesn't matter if I endorse women's stockings again, but how can I endorse the tampons? I don't have this function."

"Well, that's true." Xiaohong thought for a moment and said, "Although you have a toothpick, which is almost negligible, it is protruding after all, and the internal tampons need a concave environment. It is really difficult for you to endorse it."

Xiaohong casually told the truth and didn't care, but when she saw that Liu Yong's face suddenly changed, she knew that she had said something wrong.

Liu Yong's is a toothpick, which is his privacy for Liu Yong and can't be told to others. The so-called "not enough for outsiders", although when he endorsed the "immorous big" magnifying glass, his lower/body has been seen by the audience, and there is no privacy at all, in Liu Yong's heart, he thought that his lower/body was mosaiced by the author who has a great sense of social responsibility, and the audience is still his size. He didn't know, so after endorsing the "immediacy big" magnifying glass, although there was a psychological shadow, the shadow area was not very large. At this time, Xiaohong actually said, "Although you are a toothpick there", which openly exposed his privacy to everyone. For Liu Yong, it was more than killing him. Unsulting. His face suddenly turned red, and he was about to hurt people regardless of the possible consequences.

Xiao Hong saw that his face changed, and his face was full of murderousness. She knew that she had said something wrong and didn't speak well. She quickly changed the topic and laughed, "I have a study, which is very challenging. No one else has ever been involved in it. Do you want to hear it?"

Liu Yong has already had a plan in his heart. He should punish Xiao Hong well. Since he has the direction of action, he will not be in a hurry. He doesn't care about this moment. After listening to her finish her research, he will torture her again, so he said, "If there is any research, tell me."

Xiao Hong told her research:

In fact, there are many kinds of toothpicks, including ivory, bamboo, pure gold, pure silver, and pure lead. Pure lead is designed to poison people. The number of toothpicks is relatively small. Nowadays, the more popular toothpicks are bamboo, which is cheap and easy to process. Therefore, there is a saying that it is called 'ten sticks and nine bamboo', which is almost an idiom like 'ten men and nine hemorrhoids'.

What Liu Yong hates most is that others say the word "toothpick" in front of him. In his office, he is not allowed to use toothpicks. If someone needs to pick their teeth after meals, they can only use chopsticks to do it, so the gap between the teeth of the employees of his office is relatively large. Now I listen to a "toothpick" on the left and a "toothpick" on the right in Xiaohong's mouth. There is a "toothpick" in the front and a "toothpick" in the back. His mouth is full of toothpicks. He is simply scolding the bald donkey in front of the monk. He is too ignorant, and his heart is even more hateful. I'll wait for you to finish it. It's better to make you to die later. My name is not Liu Yong.